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00:01This video has been classified as M.
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00:12Oh jeez, sorry mate.
00:14You be long?
00:15No, pretty long in sex.
00:19I'm God.
00:20Jeffrey.
00:21Yeah, you're Josh's mate.
00:23I'm Josh's boyfriend.
00:25What?
00:27Oh shit.
00:29You sticking around today?
00:30No, no, I'd best be off.
00:32Rose is trying to sell the house, so I think we're going to help her clean up.
00:35Yeah, I'm going to go and see me daughters.
00:38Shit.
00:40Standing in front of a naked homosexual and society says I've just got to be polite.
00:59One, two, one, two, three.
01:14Wow, this amazing Kemper.
01:15Mmm Aslan is, this Wiggyz ?
01:24Yeah, I'll be fine, oh yeah yeah.
01:26Yeah, I'll be fine.
01:27I'll be fine.
01:29Yeah, I'll be fine.
01:31Viel-be-be- alturaed.
01:33Yeah.
01:34Can't look better than beautiful.
01:35Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
01:37Big love, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
01:38Araven, baby behind, lil-be- зна.
01:40Sì, sì, sì, sì.
02:10Sì, sì, sì, sì.
02:40It's got a six-week course and I think I'd be really good at it.
02:43You know, you don't have to come with me today.
02:46Our first doctor's appointment. I'm not going to miss that.
02:48Well, it's just I'll be fine on my own.
02:51Are you kidding me?
02:51I'm going to be there for you every step of the way.
02:54This is our baby.
02:55I don't want to miss a single second of this experience.
02:58It's just like the whole point of life.
03:00It's a miracle.
03:01What? Is this the hormones?
03:17Peg, come on, just please let me try. You're going to get in trouble.
03:20Ah, what can they do to me? Take away my licence again? Send me to prison?
03:27I've only got a few good months left anyway.
03:29Josh, are you sure we're doing enough for your 21st? Perhaps we can get a haul or something.
03:33Yes, please, I told you. I don't want to party.
03:36What, you're going to get a party?
03:38We're doing a fricking haul. I only have two friends and Geoffrey.
03:41I just want it to be special, that's all. Your 21st is a big deal.
03:44You brought me this pinata, okay? It's already heaps special. It's special enough.
03:48Have you invited your father? You should invite your father.
03:50No, we don't need to. I'll just see him another day.
03:53Oh no Josh, I'm fine. Invite him. Look, no really, I'm fine.
03:56Oh look, he can bring a date. Has he got a girlfriend?
04:01I don't know. I wouldn't know if he has a girlfriend.
04:07You said that like you were lying.
04:09Okay fine, he has a girlfriend, but he doesn't want me to tell you about it, okay?
04:14So why doesn't he want me to know about it?
04:16I don't know, I guess he thinks it'll upset you, you know?
04:19But he leaves you at the corner store every time he comes to visit.
04:23His eyes are from, it's pretty ridiculous.
04:25Yeah, he's a ridiculous man.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Does anyone want a strawberry?
04:29So what's her name?
04:30May.
04:31Oh, May.
04:39Come on, stop crying.
04:41You knew he'd have to move on one day.
04:44Anyway, you've got Rod.
04:48Rod is disgusting.
04:50It really is disgusting.
04:52Now why would that freaking jerk think that I couldn't handle this news?
05:02Josh, will you pass me my CD?
05:04It's in.
05:05Oh, good.
05:06Better wait to have a sit-along.
05:08Yes!
05:09It's time to begin.
05:14Five, six, seven, eight.
05:18Josh, join us.
05:19No, don't want to.
05:20I want to see you dance.
05:25I'm not in the mood.
05:26What's happening?
05:27What's happening?
05:28It's the thing we do.
05:29Just go with it.
05:30The chorus soon.
05:32Will you be joining us?
05:35No.
05:36Hey, I don't think you can stop here.
05:38Oh, OK, fine.
05:42My boots couldn't, baby.
05:44It's driving me to raise it.
05:46My obsession for a Western dance ball a day.
05:49My rodeo, Romeo.
05:51And now I've got to Mexico.
05:53Gonna make you mine.
05:54Gonna get it right.
05:55Five, six, seven, eight.
05:56Foot kicking, finger clicking.
05:58Leather slapping, hand clapping.
06:00Hip-bopping, music thumping.
06:02Knee hitching, heeling.
06:03Toe floor stocking, legs shopping.
06:05Big win it, body spinning.
06:07Spinning, dropping, stomping.
06:08Gliding, gliding, gliding.
06:09Go, go, go, go.
06:10Here we go.
06:11Who's going to make his job?
06:13Look, he's back.
06:14Yeah, man.
06:15Let's follow him.
06:24Helen.
06:25Hello, Rose.
06:26Thank you so much for coming to help out today.
06:28I really appreciate it.
06:29It's very generous of you.
06:31Shall we get started?
06:32Yeah.
06:33Open for inspection.
06:34Right.
06:35Right.
06:36So, where do we start then?
06:38Should I vacuum?
06:40Jesus, when's the last time you vacuumed?
06:42I'm depressed.
06:43I don't vacuum.
06:44Don't look at me.
06:46We're in the same family.
06:47We all have the same habits.
06:48I'll vacuum.
06:49Vacuum?
06:50No, please.
06:50You really, you really don't need to vacuum.
06:52No, and you won't have time if you're going to make the game.
06:55What game?
06:56Oh, it was meant to be a surprise.
06:57No, he really doesn't like surprises, Jeffrey.
06:59I don't.
07:00What game?
07:00Collingwood recent killed a member stand.
07:02Oh, no, no, not AFL.
07:03No, I don't like it.
07:04You know I don't like it.
07:05I don't get it.
07:05I don't understand how it works.
07:06No, I don't want to watch sport and do learning.
07:08It's not a fun day.
07:10What about Claire's 70s themed dinner party?
07:12I'm really excited about it.
07:13We will be there on time, Josh.
07:15Can't you just take someone else?
07:17I'll ruin the fun for you.
07:18Can't you just find a real boy?
07:19Well, you can stay here and help us.
07:21Oh, my advice is take the football.
07:23Alan!
07:24Alan!
07:25Can you come here, please?
07:27Yeah.
07:28Look, I've got a job for you outside while I've got a real man here.
07:30Okay?
07:31Come on.
07:36Now, I think this would look much better in the backyard.
07:40Uh, Rose, there's no way.
07:45There's just no way.
07:46No, no, no, no.
07:47You just have to dig it up.
07:48I'll help you carry it around the bank.
07:49It'll be alright.
07:50There's no way.
07:51No, come on.
07:52I really need this done.
07:53I don't have anybody here to help me do it.
07:54Rose, it's not possible.
07:55Okay, fine.
07:56Forget it then.
07:57Let's just go down to the corner store for some chocolate milk, shall we?
07:59Oh, Rose, I don't think we've got time to go down to the...
08:03What are you doing?
08:04We don't have time for milk.
08:05Rose.
08:06I just want some delicious milk.
08:07What are you doing?
08:09I know about her, okay?
08:11I know.
08:12I know she's waiting down at the corner store, Josh said.
08:16Oh, fuck's sake, why would he do that?
08:19Well, why the fuck does that matter?
08:20He told me because it came up.
08:22Okay, yes, yes, you're right.
08:24Anyway, I'm just, I'm not angry about it.
08:26I've moved on anyway.
08:27I'm happy for you.
08:28Oh.
08:29Yeah, anyway, look, about this tree.
08:31Hey, Ma.
08:32Me and Geoffrey are going out to the football, alright?
08:35But you hate sport.
08:36Yeah.
08:37So much.
08:38I hate it so much.
08:39Bye.
08:40Alright, Alan.
08:41Now, I'm going into the kitchen to do some tidying up.
08:44I'm going to leave you with this tree.
08:45Rose.
08:46So, what's she like then?
08:54Who?
08:55Me.
08:56May.
08:57Yeah, just tell me about her.
08:59I want us to be friends.
09:01Now I can tell you about Rod.
09:02Who's Rod?
09:03The man I'm seeing.
09:04That's good.
09:05Yeah, so where did you meet her?
09:06On a plane.
09:07Oh, that's good.
09:08She's from Thailand.
09:09And she came all the way out here for you?
09:11Yeah.
09:12She mustn't have very good eyesight.
09:14They don't all have bad eyesight, Rose.
09:16What?
09:17Oh, no.
09:18Oh, Alan.
09:19No.
09:20Not because she's Asian.
09:21Like, no.
09:22I was making a joke about you.
09:23About how you look.
09:24I was joking about how she came all the way out here for you and you look like that.
09:28Alright.
09:29It's very funny.
09:30So tell me about Rod.
09:32Oh, well, it's horrible to talk to, but he's incredible in bed.
09:35Best I've ever had.
09:39Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:42Go, go, go.
09:47Come on, guys.
09:56Come on, guys.
10:00Come on.
10:04Sì, Sì, Sì, Sì!
10:34Sì, Sì, Sì, Sì.
11:04Sì, Sì, Sì.
11:34Sì, Sì, Sì, Sì, Sì.
11:36Il sport's been a shot and you never got a real education.
11:39Pick up the ball, you idiot!
11:41What, are your hands still slipping from when you fingered...
11:44I was just going to say, I was going to say,
11:45are your hands still slipping from when you fingered your cousin?
11:47But I couldn't do it.
11:48You fingered your cousin!
11:51Jeffrey, have I seen that man's wang on the internet?
11:53Yep, that's him.
11:54Excuse me, sir, I've seen your wang!
11:56That is weak as peace.
11:57We'll bring your husband next time, you faggot!
11:59Faggot!
12:01Jeffrey, I don't think you're allowed to say something.
12:03You faggot!
12:04Excuse me, boys.
12:05No, it's okay.
12:06I told him, look, I'm done.
12:07Mate, I can't allow that kind of homophobic slandering.
12:09I think it's time to go.
12:10Wait, homophobic, mate.
12:11It's my boyfriend.
12:12Why not?
12:12Can't be homophobic.
12:19Still time to go, lads.
12:20Come on.
12:29What did you say, man?
12:30What?
12:31About Rod and the, you know, the bloody bedroom thing.
12:34You're trying to make me feel bad.
12:36It was a joke.
12:39Oh.
12:40It's not a big deal.
12:41I'm sure May has moves.
12:43Jesus, Rose, do we need to talk more seriously about this?
12:47Oh, you seem to be taken aback.
12:49Sorry.
12:50Is the sex a sore spot?
12:52Is it not great?
12:53Communication is the key.
12:55I've always found that.
12:56Jesus Christ.
12:58Sex is not a sore spot with Rod, I can tell you.
13:02Well, it's no communication.
13:06I'm going to go.
13:07What, you're angry at me because I kissed you?
13:08No.
13:09No, it's nothing like that.
13:10I promise.
13:10I just, I want to, I want to go and do my own thing.
13:12You're just trying to be kissing me in public.
13:13It's not about you.
13:16I just, I don't like it.
13:17I don't like all those people looking.
13:18It's a key.
13:19It's just, you can't handle that you're full in love with a guy.
13:21Who the fuck says something like that?
13:23You sound, it sounds like a life up to grassy junior high.
13:25You're so afraid to feel things, Josh.
13:27It's not about feeling things.
13:28Yeah, because you can't.
13:29Yes, I can.
13:30I can.
13:30I can feel things.
13:31You know what, I don't, I don't need this.
13:45Claire.
13:46Watch out, sir.
13:50What are you doing?
13:52I'm done.
13:54Oh, you're quitting.
13:55What a surprise.
13:57Oh, I'm sorry, pig.
14:00Rose.
14:01I just want you to know that I am genuinely doing the things that I'm doing to try to
14:07make this easier for you.
14:08Well, easy like your mama.
14:10Really, Rose?
14:11Oh, really, Rose.
14:13Can you please be serious?
14:15What are you doing?
14:16Stop it.
14:16Why are you making this so difficult?
14:18Easier for me.
14:20Now, how arrogant, Alan, of you to think that you are in control of making things easier for
14:25me.
14:26We're divorced, mate.
14:28Like, that's it.
14:28It's over.
14:29You're irrelevant.
14:29Now, so why should I be making things easier?
14:31It's easier for you.
14:32Stop it.
14:33Sorry.
14:34Hi.
14:34I was knocking for a while.
14:38House looks great.
14:39Hi.
14:39I'm the agent.
14:43I'm the Audi.
14:59Gonna sell this house.
15:02Good luck.
15:03No, not those ones.
15:06The others.
15:08The boys?
15:09Yeah.
15:11Do you think I should be okay with kissing boys in public?
15:14Well, you weren't okay with kissing me in public.
15:15Exactly.
15:16Exactly.
15:17Exactly.
15:18It's too much, you know?
15:19It's just so...
15:21Ugh.
15:23Ugh.
15:25Okay, I have to tell you something, but don't tell Tom that I've told you.
15:29Okay.
15:29No, I mean it.
15:30You really, really can't tell him that I've told you.
15:32I'm only telling you because I don't have anyone else.
15:34Yes, okay, okay.
15:35Yes.
15:35Okay, I cannot.
15:36Don't even mean about it either, please.
15:37Yes.
15:38Fine.
15:38Tom and I made out.
15:49No.
15:51You poor thing.
15:53What did he do to you?
15:54Nothing.
15:55I liked it.
15:56Made out twice, actually.
15:57Once properly and once briefly.
15:59Oh, how did you...
15:59How did you find sex in...
16:02in Tom?
16:03We didn't have sex, though.
16:05Yes, of course.
16:06Okay, obviously, of course.
16:07Of course you didn't have sex.
16:08Yes, obviously.
16:10We did make out in the shower, though.
16:12He did ejaculate on my thigh.
16:13Oh, no, that's too much.
16:14Why would you tell me that?
16:15You know, this is just...
16:17Claire, this is too much for me to handle.
16:18Well, I'm only telling you because I have no friends
16:21and I have to tell someone about this stuff.
16:23Okay.
16:25Okay.
16:27Also.
16:29No.
16:30No, there isn't an also.
16:31So, I won't believe it.
16:33I can't.
16:33I can't believe it.
16:34I really liked it.
16:35I would like to do it again.
16:40A lot.
16:42I liked it.
16:42I like him.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Sure I like him, too.
16:46You know what I mean?
16:47He's a likeable guy.
16:47What, a likeable chap?
16:48Yeah, but I like like him.
16:50No.
16:55Oh.
16:56Okay, I get it.
16:58I just...
16:59Can you please just pretend to be sensitive
17:02and caring about my feelings?
17:03Like, I know you're actually quite secretly good at it.
17:05No, I'm not secretly good at it.
17:08I'm not.
17:10Whatever.
17:11Anyway, I just...
17:13I really can't wait for him to get rid of Niamh.
17:16I just...
17:16I can't stand her.
17:18She's the worst.
17:20The worst.
17:22I have some fucked news.
17:25What?
17:26Uh...
17:27They are keeping the baby.
17:30I feel a bit weird that I said that news was...
17:32by saying it was fucked.
17:33Obviously, that's good news.
17:34That's okay news.
17:35They're not gonna...
17:37kill a baby.
17:37I guess that's good news.
17:38That's not the point.
17:39It's just bad news for you personally.
17:41because, like,
17:43you know, you really like him
17:44and maybe he likes you
17:45and I just...
17:47I just hope that if I keep talking,
17:48it'll take longer for you to
17:50say something that points out
17:51how completely heartbreaking this is for you.
17:56Okay.
17:57Ready?
17:59Do you want to cancel tonight?
18:00We should cancel tonight.
18:01No.
18:01We're going to go to our mum's house.
18:02I'll tell them it was my fault.
18:04It's fine.
18:05I should just deal with this head-on anyway.
18:07Yes?
18:07It's stupid.
18:08Yes.
18:08Okay.
18:10Yeah.
18:11So, you can see we've got a two-car garage.
18:35Big gate.
18:36Big gate.
18:36No one's getting through that.
18:37It's a substantial front yard,
18:39so play sports and what not.
18:42It's got a very lovely front entrance there
18:43with the two trees.
18:45Do you want to keep going?
18:47Give you this brush room.
18:50Not really sure what the plan is here.
18:53We'll just keep going.
18:55Thanks very much.
18:55I hate you.
19:02I hate you.
19:06I just wanted to be there for you and Josh.
19:34But I guess magic dick rod has it covered.
19:40Oh.
19:43Look, she's Thai, isn't she?
19:45Yeah.
19:45You should say something about ping pong.
19:50Oh, you're good, Pig.
19:52Oh.
19:54That's good.
19:55Does she do ping pong.
20:07Oh, shit.
20:08No, not ping ping.
20:10It's bloody...
20:11Oh.
20:12It's damn autocorrect.
20:14How do you...
20:14How do you get it to go back?
20:16I don't know.
20:17Oh.
20:18Shit.
20:19Oh, no.
20:19Here we go.
20:19Okay.
20:21Ping ping.
20:22Stupid fucking shit thing.
20:27Ping pong.
20:31Who's that?
20:38Hey, guys.
20:39Hi.
20:40So good to see you.
20:41Hope you don't mind.
20:43What a salad.
20:44Oh, well, we're doing 70s theme.
20:46So, whatever.
20:48Oh, well, salad's salad.
20:51Now we have lots.
20:52Yeah, but it's not 70s.
20:53How can a salad be 70s, Claire?
20:55So, we have some news.
20:57Niamh is not pregnant.
20:59Oh, yeah.
21:00I thought I was, but I'm not.
21:02Oh, thank God.
21:04Uh, so, how did you find out that you're not?
21:07We went to the GP today and had a test.
21:10You only just got tested?
21:12Oh, yeah.
21:13My period was late.
21:14It's usually, like, clockwork.
21:16I was really getting into the idea of having a little kid, too.
21:19So, I'm sorry.
21:20You told everyone that you were pregnant because your period was late?
21:25It's just, you know, that sometimes that happens.
21:28Sometimes your period is late, isn't it?
21:30I think we just got a bit carried away.
21:31No, Tom, can you really not see how ridiculous it is
21:34to tell people that you're pregnant because your period is late?
21:38Did you even take a home test?
21:39Well, Niamh says her period's like clockwork.
21:42I knew, I knew that she'd made it up.
21:43Didn't I not say that she'd made it up?
21:44She bamboozled you by talking about periods.
21:47That's very cunning.
21:47Uh, no, no, no, no, I didn't.
21:49You can get these home tests at the store, Niamh.
21:52You don't just tell people you're pregnant without taking a test.
21:54You know, I don't understand why you're so upset about this, Claire.
21:58I mean, Tom and I are the ones who have lost our baby.
22:00Tom and you never had the baby.
22:02You lied to him because you thought that he was going to break up with you.
22:06Uh, no, I thought I was pregnant.
22:08Geoffrey.
22:09Geoffrey.
22:09Josh, I want to talk to you.
22:12Oh, no, no, not now.
22:14Now.
22:16Can you guys just maybe just do me a favor and stop this fight for a bit briefly?
22:21It's just, I don't want to miss it.
22:24No?
22:26There's more cheese in the fridge.
22:27Anyway, I want some, I want some cheese.
22:30Tom and I made out.
22:37Twice.
22:39How did you do this to me?
22:41When I was pregnant?
22:42You were never pregnant.
22:43Well, you thought I was pregnant.
22:44It wasn't when you were not pregnant.
22:46Well, the first time, but it was actually when we were broken up.
22:49And then the other time was drunk and it didn't mean anything.
22:52You're kidding me.
22:53It meant nothing.
22:54You were, he was sobbing.
22:55No, it just, it just looked like I was sobbing because it was raining.
22:58You know, Claire, I was, I was really, really wrong about you.
23:02This whole time I thought you were angry because, well, you know, you're a little bit plain, but
23:06turns out you're actually just a bitch.
23:11We really need to talk about what happened today.
23:13No, don't worry about it.
23:14I just, I called Claire and we hung out.
23:16It's fine.
23:17You were dismissive of my emotions.
23:19Well, you were the one who walked away.
23:21Yeah, I was too hurt to stay.
23:23Can't this wait?
23:23No, Josh, it can't.
23:26This is important to me, okay?
23:27I'm supposed to be important to you, so this should be important to you.
23:31You know, every time we fight, I don't know who to talk to because the only person I want
23:36to talk to is my best friend and you're my best friend.
23:41Really?
23:41Look, I know I can be annoying at times, but that's, it's part of who I am, okay?
23:46And I want to give you all of me, the best parts and the worst.
23:50Why do we have to put up with the worst parts?
23:51That's what I want from you too, okay?
23:53All of you.
23:54I don't care what comes with that.
23:57How could you do this to me?
24:00Home wreckers.
24:01Your home is made of lies.
24:03Tom loves me.
24:04Oh, really?
24:05Because that's not the impression I got when I was in the shower with him.
24:07Look, this is, this fighting is very flattering.
24:10I just think maybe we could stop now.
24:12You stole my man.
24:15We were basically broken up at the time, the first time.
24:18I'm not threatened.
24:18Hey, Tom, Tom couldn't like you.
24:21I mean, heterosexual boys never like you.
24:24Do they, Claire?
24:25Huh.
24:29Come on.
24:40Tom?
24:42Yeah.
24:43Hey, are you coming?
24:44Well, I don't know.
24:46I was thinking.
24:47I'm just not sure what to do.
24:48Oh, Tom, what the fuck are you talking about?
24:49Of course you're picking me.
24:50Yeah, I am.
24:51I'm just going to stay here if that's good.
24:53I think it's, she's quite right.
24:55Okay.
24:55I'm sorry that it had to end like this.
25:05Fuck you.
25:08No, look, we should have separated years ago, Alan.
25:11I didn't want to leave you alone.
25:14I'm not alone, Alan.
25:15I'm fine.
25:17Hi.
25:18We're all done for the day, so I'll call you later and tell you how it went.
25:21Yeah, good, thanks.
25:23Thank you.
25:23Thank you.
25:25Okay, Peg.
25:28There's no more beer.
25:29We've got to go inside.
25:32Come on, show's over.
25:37Peg?
25:51Thank you.
25:51Thank you.
25:55I don't understand why, out of everyone, you're the person I have to try the hardest to impress.
26:17What do you think?
26:20Can we just, can we give this, give us a better shot?
26:28Geoffrey, I just, nah, no, I'm sorry.
26:39Next time on Please Like Me.
26:55There he is, the birthday boy.
26:58I was just wondering if you're ready to start.
27:00Very nice to meet you.
27:03Hello.
27:04Do you eat sandwiches?
27:06Yes.
27:06Come on, fight me.
27:07Fight me like a man.
27:08Maybe we could just ignore the things I said before.
27:10You okay?
27:11Yeah, it's really funny.
27:11Luckily, I could click on the Kingro ProductionsRight.
27:12Bye.
27:16I'm sorry.
27:16I'm sorry, but don't catch me.
27:17I'm sorry.
27:18What do you think?
27:19I don't know if I'm so hungry.
27:21Happy Sweetiggers.
27:22Hey.
27:22ж
27:23I don't see the happy napkin.
27:24I don't know if you did it.
27:27The thing is true.
27:28Thank you.
27:29Is sleeping with a République walk?
27:30Oh, that's true.
27:30That's right.
27:31My son.
27:31And if you are new to be here today.
27:32You're new to the Everywhere Grass zij合 Throughout.
27:33You're a wonderful photographer for The清ist.
27:35Brittany.
27:36I'm sick, but I'm fine.
27:37It's a beautiful pool ты.
27:37How does it feel?
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