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01:08Who stuck that period in the house?
01:10Tom? I don't know.
01:11Why are you sitting? You have to get up. We have to go here, Claire.
01:14Oh, shit. I'm up. I'm up.
01:15Can we use the shower now? No shower.
01:18There's no time. But I'm disgusting.
01:19Yeah, disgusting.
01:21Oh, Patrick. Have you had any girls
01:24in the house? No. No.
01:25It wasn't one of my friends. I haven't brought any girls
01:27into the house. What's with the no pants thing?
01:29Are we done with pants? There's nobody wearing pants anymore.
01:31This is it. This is how I'm going to smell to see Claire
01:33for the first time in a year. It was Jenny.
01:36Obviously it was Jenny. It wasn't Jenny.
01:38Tom, you're going to have to tell her not to flush tampons
01:39down the toilet. I'm not talking to her about
01:41that. No. Tom, this is
01:43probably new to her, okay? She's probably
01:45scared and a little bit confused
01:47and as an adult, I just think you have the responsibility
01:49to talk to her about it. It wasn't Jenny.
01:51It might seem obvious
01:53to you, but it's new to her, okay?
01:55Hi. I'm coming. I'm here.
01:57My smell's not very good.
01:59Okay, we're just parking. Okay, we'll come get you
02:01and help me with your bags. You can't afford
02:03$770. Nope.
02:05Who's going to pay? I don't know.
02:07Do you think it's too rude to ask Jenny?
02:09Yes. Usually landlords pay for stuff
02:11like this. You're going to ask your dad?
02:12No, there just has to be a better way.
02:15Oh, Claire.
02:17Yeah, she is. Hey, I got it.
02:19Um, so I'm pretty furious
02:21because the guy
02:23who was sitting next to me, I think, ate all of my cheese and crackers
02:25while I was asleep. Who does that?
02:27It's all right, Tom. I got these.
02:29Uh, Claire, Tom, he has a child
02:31girlfriend. She's in high school. He's being really
02:33mean to her and then over committing
02:34to offset his guilt. He bought her a rabbit,
02:37right, which lives in our house.
02:38Tom and I are currently co-parenting a rabbit
02:41with a girl in high school. Also,
02:43she got a period in the house
02:45and she flushed a tampon down the toilet and it
02:47cost $770.
02:48We can't afford $770, Claire.
02:51Josh got a flatmate because he thought the flatmate
02:52was pretty. Then he fell in love with the flatmate.
02:54Then the flatmate kissed Josh because the flatmate was bored.
02:57Then Josh pissed his pants.
02:58So you should be delicate with Josh because he's sad today.
03:01No. I'm not sad because of Patrick,
03:02okay? I'm sad because your bad choices
03:04are costing us $770,
03:06my tomato plant is dead, and also I have to
03:08wake up and look at your face every
03:10day. Every single day.
03:12Do you know what that's like for me, Tom?
03:13And Patrick's handsome face. Okay!
03:15What have you been up to?
03:16Uh, I'm just working
03:18in Hamburg, you know? He didn't even seem awkward about it
03:20this morning, did he? I mean,
03:22like, I don't think he's thought about it at all. I think to him
03:24kissing me was like a joke. I think to him
03:26kissing me was like funny. I am so tired.
03:29Too tired for this. Yeah, that's good news.
03:30Because I actually dropped you at home and they're going to ask my dad for
03:32$770.
03:34Well, I guess it's nice to be back. Yeah. You missed us.
03:37Okay? You like us.
03:38Bloody hell. I don't want to bail you out, Josh.
03:41Every time I bail you out, you never learn anything.
03:43I just don't know what I was meant to learn
03:44from this. You got the flush
03:46tampons down the toilet? Is that the lesson?
03:49It's your responsibility to look after the house.
03:51That's what we talked about when
03:52I let you move in.
03:53I just don't know how I could have avoided this.
03:57Do you want me to stop inviting
03:59girls over if they seem moody?
04:00I'm just not sure what to do here, okay?
04:02Yeah, you're the landlord. I wasn't your son.
04:04You just have to pay for it. It's your responsibility
04:06to pay for upkeep and a house.
04:08I'll be trying to reposition this as a traditional
04:10landlord-tenant relationship if I were you.
04:12Tenants pay rent.
04:16I'm going to pee.
04:17It's going to be one of those days for me.
04:47isn't it?
04:47Oh, no, no, no.
04:49I wasn't...
04:50Oh, you know, what are you thinking,
04:51when you draw my door?
04:53No, I'm sorry.
04:54I just...
04:54There was a swastika there and I just thought
04:56it'd be better if instead of a swastika
04:58there was a house.
04:59Do you know what I mean?
05:00Because Nazis are bad.
05:03Is this vandalism?
05:04I know, but I just thought
05:05it would be nicer if instead of having a swastika
05:07you had a house with a little cute family.
05:10I don't know why I can't.
05:11Like, I wanted to draw a Jewish family, you know,
05:13because, you know,
05:15but that's really hard to do without
05:16looking a bit racist.
05:18So I said I drew a gay family, you see,
05:20because it's easier to draw a gay family.
05:23It's just two dads.
05:24Do you know?
05:26No.
05:27Is it...
05:28Because everyone always forgets
05:30that the guilt gays as well, look.
05:32Oh, and it's just right prick of my forehead.
05:35Go on.
05:36Right prick of my forehead.
05:40Who's that?
05:41It's my dad.
05:42Huh?
05:43Hi, Dad.
05:44Let me speak to him.
05:45Who's that?
05:46Where are you?
05:47I'm in a toilet where I got in trouble.
05:49Trouble?
05:49What do you mean?
05:50What kind of trouble?
05:51It's not a big deal.
05:53I'm editing some graffiti.
05:55Graffiti?
05:57You were vandalised?
05:58You were vandalising?
06:00Yeah.
06:00He's like a noble wing.
06:01Do you know what I mean?
06:02Like, fancy.
06:03Are you this, uh, boy's dad?
06:05Yes.
06:06Who are you?
06:06I'm the cleaner.
06:07Just called Bart Simpson over here
06:09drawing on my door.
06:10Yes, and?
06:11What do you want?
06:11Oh, just...
06:12Oh, just fuck off.
06:13Oh, I don't know what.
06:14I'm going to go get security.
06:18Josh.
06:19Oh, shit.
06:20Let's get out of here.
06:21Oh, yeah, we're ready to go.
06:21Vandalism.
06:22Like a fucking teenager.
06:28Hurry up.
06:36Hurry up.
06:49Josh.
06:50Yeah?
06:50It comes down to this.
06:53I look at you and I think you're lost.
06:55And I feel lost when I look at you.
06:58You're a smart kid.
07:00And I guess you have to decide
07:02whether you want to be somebody
07:04or just anybody.
07:05Yeah.
07:05And I think I've mollycoddled you.
07:07You know, it's time you started
07:09taking some responsibility for something.
07:11Yeah.
07:11You don't gossip much, do you?
07:24No.
07:28Stuart and I had sex.
07:31Noted.
07:34Is that all you've got to say about it?
07:37As a wife.
07:38This, this here, I guarantee you,
07:45it's not my thing.
07:46Well, I didn't know he had a wife at the time,
07:49but I don't feel guilty about it.
07:54Do you think I should feel guilty?
07:55I don't think.
07:57I have no thoughts.
08:00Ginger has a lot of thoughts.
08:01I couldn't tell Ginger.
08:02I never know how she's going to react to things.
08:04She's crazy.
08:04We're all crazy.
08:05It's kind of the point.
08:08No.
08:09No, she'd just tell everybody
08:10she'd love it too much.
08:12Perhaps.
08:13No, I think.
08:15She thinks she's the most sane person in here.
08:17Now, that's pretty crazy.
08:19Everyone thinks they're the most sane.
08:21Yeah, but for her to say that,
08:22I mean, she's Ginger.
08:23I knew it.
08:25I knew you'd talk about me behind my back.
08:27Oh, shit.
08:29Everybody, listen up.
08:31I've got news and I can't keep it to myself.
08:34Cooey, cooey.
08:35It'll rock you to your very core.
08:38What is it?
08:39Oh, Ginger.
08:40Oh, what, Rose?
08:41Are you ashamed?
08:43You seem quite proud of yourself back there.
08:45I want to know what the news is.
08:47Well, Maudry, it's about Rose.
08:50Oh, Ginger, look, I didn't mean any of those things.
08:52Rose is a pig.
08:56She isn't.
08:57She is.
08:58Oh.
09:01Oh, I made you a cake.
09:02I forgot, I forgot.
09:05What are we doing to celebrate Claire coming back?
09:07I made a cake.
09:09Let's go dancing.
09:11I'm not very good at icing.
09:13But I can't hang out tonight.
09:17I have to see Jenny.
09:20But Claire just got back.
09:21I made a cake.
09:23I just have to.
09:24It's fine.
09:25I'm tired.
09:25We'll just do something tomorrow.
09:26No, what are these immovable plans?
09:30It is Jenny's school musical tonight.
09:34Oh, let's go out.
09:35We should go out.
09:36Yeah.
09:36Yeah, you know, it's your first day back.
09:37We need to entertain you.
09:39No, you can't come.
09:40Why, is it sold out?
09:41I hope not.
09:42I was meant to book, but I never gave back the slip.
09:46Will there be alcohol there?
09:47I don't think so.
09:49Do you have juice?
09:49Yeah.
09:50We should pour vodka into juice.
09:52Yes.
09:52And with that, it is done.
09:54Overhill.
09:55Overdale.
09:56Thorough bush.
09:57Thorough briar.
09:58Over park.
09:59Over pale.
10:00Thorough flood.
10:01Thorough fire.
10:02Lady.
10:04Yeah, I'm fine.
10:05I do wonder everywhere.
10:07It's good to get out and get a bit of culture.
10:11Shakespeare, no, Tom, I thought this was a musical.
10:13It is.
10:14A Midsummer Night's Dream reimagined in the modern day with pop songs of the 80s, 90s and now.
10:19Oh, yeah, I mean, that's what Shakespeare would have wanted.
10:22Well, he didn't write it as a musical.
10:24That doesn't mean it's not going to be better as a musical.
10:27I mean, how could he decide?
10:28It's not like he had access to the hits of 80s, 90s and now.
10:31Guys, you can't poison my mind.
10:32I need to convince myself this is good so I can be supportive after.
10:35I must go seek some dewdrops here.
10:38How are you feeling, Tom?
10:40Yes.
10:48Which one is she?
10:49The one.
11:05Oh, this sucks.
11:11No way.
11:11These kids are way more talented than you are.
11:13No, I mean, that just is not true.
11:15Please be quiet.
11:17You said we're not talented at musicals.
11:18Please just be quiet.
11:20Only if you defend yourself, Thomas.
11:22Shh.
11:22Shh.
11:25We'll always be together.
11:27However.
11:29Rit.
11:30Do, do, do, do.
11:32We'll always be together.
11:34Hey, these kids are trash.
11:35Our school musicals were perfection.
11:37Thank you.
11:41Why is Ginger over there?
11:42Never mind.
11:43It's just usually she sits here with us.
11:46Mum and Dad are fighting.
11:48Yep, there's tension.
11:49I can feel tension.
11:50I didn't come to the hospital to feel tension.
11:51I could have just stayed at home with my family.
11:53I'm going to go eat in my room.
11:57What did I think of that?
11:59Food, bed.
12:01They are my top ten favourite things.
12:02I don't know what to do.
12:06Could you ever talk to her?
12:07No.
12:08Not my thing.
12:09Oh, I can't stand this.
12:16I know you don't want to talk to me, but I need you to know that I'm sorry.
12:19I didn't mean any of those things I said.
12:21Yes, you meant it.
12:23You meant everything you said.
12:24And they're all true.
12:25All those things are true.
12:26Yeah, okay, all right.
12:27Yes, I did mean them.
12:30Those things I said are not bad things.
12:32They're just flaws that you have.
12:33And I really like them, those flaws.
12:34I really like hanging out with you.
12:39Isn't that what friendship is?
12:41I don't know what friendship is anymore.
12:57At least you're still here.
12:59I just stayed here the same way I sometimes sit through the X Factor.
13:03Can't find the remote.
13:04And all my right of her, I do estate unto Demetrius.
13:30What?
13:31What?
13:32It has brains.
13:34What do you mean?
13:38What's going on?
13:40Nothing, okay?
13:42Just look.
13:46What is that?
13:48Wings.
13:49Wings.
13:50Wings.
13:51I've got a pad.
13:54No.
13:59It's not.
14:00It's just part of the costume.
14:01No, it's not the costume.
14:03No, it's not.
14:15Well, Jenny owes me $770.
14:19Unrelated, okay?
14:20Unrelated.
14:21Let's get out of here.
14:22No, we have to stay for the second half.
14:24Oh, we're not staying any longer.
14:26I'm sorry.
14:26Why don't you two go for a walk and I'll stay here and watch the rest of it with Tom.
14:30Cool.
14:31Okay.
14:31This is hell.
14:32I am so jet-lagged and this is hell.
14:38I think the play's been good.
14:39Fuck off.
14:41Oh.
14:42I just thought you might be, like, pretty talented at sports.
14:47No?
14:48I am.
14:49I did gymnastics.
14:50Stop it.
14:51Yeah.
14:51You didn't.
14:52I was gymnastics champion.
14:53The time we had to do gymnastics in class is the sixth most humiliating moment of my high
15:00school years.
15:01But you're so graceful.
15:02Yeah.
15:03Yeah.
15:05Isn't that just the meanest thing you can imagine?
15:07Making teenagers do gymnastics in front of other teenagers?
15:10I didn't have to do it, though.
15:11My daddy made me a note to get out of it.
15:13Right?
15:14Mm-hmm.
15:15What was the excuse?
15:16that I had had surgery on my ingrown toenails a few weeks before?
15:20That's why your toenails are so weird.
15:22Yeah.
15:22The teacher had to still end up...
15:23Whoa.
15:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:28How long have you thought that I have weird toenails?
15:31Since I saw them.
15:36Okay.
15:37Well, I think...
15:39The teacher started to grade me, right?
15:41So I had to do, like, a gymnastics routine without any gymnastics in it.
15:46I cannot fathom how that is possible.
15:49What she made me do, right, is it would replace forward rolls with my arms like this and spinning
15:53and cartwheels for arms out like this.
15:56And then I had to, like, put together a routine and she just judged me on how well I, like,
16:00used the space.
16:02I do not know how she found a way to make it more humiliating.
16:05Can you show me this routine?
16:06I mean, I'm happy to show you my routine if you show me your champion routine.
16:10Good.
16:11Fuck yeah.
16:12I'll do it.
16:13Yeah.
16:16Oh, yeah.
16:21Oh, very serious.
16:22Oh, yeah.
16:25Oh.
16:26Oh.
16:32That's...
16:33Yeah.
16:36It's good, I guess.
16:37No, that's not a thing.
16:39Whoa!
16:41No, that was quite good.
16:43It's the most beautiful gymnastics I've ever seen.
16:51And bear yourself, boss, dancer.
16:53Give me the rest of this juice if you touch that girl's hair.
17:11Grazie.
17:41Grazie.
18:11Grazie.
18:41Grazie.
19:11Grazie.
19:41Grazie.
19:43I don't know.
19:44You're a priz pig yourself.
19:46Ginger, I think we should leave.
19:47Just leave them be.
19:48No.
19:49We're gonna get her.
19:50Ginger.
19:51No-one is getting any body.
19:53She's his wife.
19:54She's visiting.
19:55It's nice.
19:58Oh, god!
19:59What happened?
20:02God it hurts so much.
20:06Who is I hugging her.
20:09To make fire.
20:10Oh, yes.
20:13Next time, I'm the corner.
20:16Come on.
20:27I'm not going to take my pants off.
20:29Why not? Come on, it's fun.
20:30We're like on a basketball court at school.
20:33It's like a fun thing.
20:35I didn't realize he was so slutty.
20:36He's like, I'm not slutty.
20:37Okay, if I was slutty, it's fine.
20:39I'd be slutty.
20:40I don't know if you're so frichid.
20:45Jack!
20:48Jack!
20:49I have superstar Jenny.
20:52Aren't you glad I didn't take the pants off?
20:54Not really.
20:56Hi.
20:56Oh, sorry, should we leave?
21:00No, no, it's fine.
21:03We can...
21:04We can pause.
21:06I'm sorry, you guys had to sit through that.
21:08I know it's lame.
21:08Like, I need you all to know.
21:10I know it's lame.
21:11No, it was good.
21:12Jenny, it was fine.
21:13Owls were heaps for us, I promise.
21:14You looked hot.
21:20Claire.
21:21Love it.
21:22I'm very drunk.
21:25I haven't slept in three days.
21:29Claire drank all the juice.
21:30Well, Tom gave it to me because Tom was trying to get me tipsy.
21:36I have some more, if anyone wants.
21:38Tremendous.
21:39You know, there's something about being jet-lagged.
21:45It always makes me feel like I'm on my period, you know?
21:49No.
21:50I've been jet-lagged before.
21:52It doesn't make you feel like you're on your period.
21:53It's something like a dream!
21:58Did you tell them?
22:01Tom.
22:01How do they know I'm on my period?
22:04They don't.
22:06Okay, well, they do.
22:08We do.
22:09Jenny.
22:09How?
22:10I don't want to talk about it.
22:11You told them?
22:12No.
22:13Tom, that's crazy.
22:16It's...
22:17I just...
22:19What?
22:19What happened is, when you were doing a can-can,
22:32you saw your wings.
22:34Wings?
22:35Yeah, your wings.
22:48Okay.
22:49I'm gonna go.
22:51I'll come.
22:51No.
22:52No.
22:53You...
22:54You stay here with these guys.
22:57Jenny!
23:00You were all so fucking immature.
23:02It was my tampon.
23:30in the drain this morning.
23:33It was my tampon.
23:38I cannot begin to imagine what you mean by that.
23:42I was on the toilet, and I saw it sitting there, and I realised that I'd never seen one, and
23:55that's weird, because they're a big part of the world, they're important, and I'd never seen one, not at close, so I unwrapped it, and I took a good look, I pulled it apart a bit, to see how it's made, and then I flushed it.
24:16Go away.
24:24Wow!
24:26We saw a very talented donkey.
24:32Such a talented donkey.
24:33No, no, no, no, no.
25:03No, no, no, no.
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