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00:00everyone in this arena has a money stake in one of our famous couples the red section has its
00:12money on chad everett and his wife shelby grant the yellow section backs jack carter and his wife
00:18roxanne and the blue section is betting on david ladd and his wife recording artist cheryl ladd
00:25as we play the game of celebrity gossip tattletale and here's the star of tattletale's birth convie
00:35i don't know what's going on here welcome to bob and carol ted and allison frickin frack
00:48used to be called tattletales but we're playing games here ladies and gentlemen
00:52shall we start playing games let's start playing games fellas have a seat with me
00:56fella ladies to the rear that's right we'll come back and start our first round of tattletales
01:00after they're all situated there are no no no i'm not listening
01:03unpredictable he is going to blow up a standard inner tube until it explodes
01:15unbelievable how long did i unforgettable are you an actor no boy that sure isn't the voice for it
01:25the legends live on buzz till dawn tonight starting at 2 a.m when you're up again one too many times
01:33makes you feel kind of stodgy doesn't it only on buzzer let's play oh boy it's wild in here today
01:40let's say hello to our couple shall we first of all david lad and his wife chery
01:43next to david and cheryl is mr jack carter and his wife roxanne
01:51that's the roxanne jack is mr chad everett and his wife
01:59careful with the bones there don't hurt the bones okay you know how we play the game ladies we're
02:09going to ask the fellas question they're going to be coming to you with clues in just a minute
02:12ready to go off you go to listen to your music and we'll be back with you in just a moment
02:15okay gentlemen ready to go first question here it is it happened on a plane
02:20boy you're starting with a vengeance today tell us about it chan
02:28well we were coming back from spain on a plane and on a plane rain and it was rain
02:37and shelby was uh just a lot pregnant and uh uh there were a lot of single men on the plane and i was
02:45up uh she was sleeping resting and i was up uh having a drink in the lounge section i was talking
02:49with a steward and and there was a particularly uh uh affectionate uh uh lady uh there uh who was
02:59a stewardess and she she came over to say hello and there wasn't a seat available lounge and she
03:04decided that uh she could best talk to me eye to eye level so she occupied my lap
03:10um uh i was really trying to you know be decent about the whole thing and uh shelby uh had uh
03:19awakened and she walked down the aisle and um with a lovely smile on her face uh she she uh walked up
03:26to this girl and uh reached out and on a sort of right i don't want to mention the exact piece of an
03:34and a bit sort of right forward uh thorax area she with a big smile tweet and uh uh whereupon this
03:48person moved and then she continued on about her business and uh so uh that happened on a plane
03:55oh that is the most gentle account of the riotous scene i have ever heard in my life
04:02you know you gotta all right doctor how about a how about a clue now that uh shelby probably won't
04:08have any trouble recognizing tweak did you say tweak tweak tweak tweak will get it tweak will do it
04:15yes okay let's bring all the ladies tweak all right ladies we have asked the fellas a question and we
04:23and we have the clue the question is it happened on a plane and the clue is tweak
04:31tell us about that if you will shelby please did he tell you about it yeah he did but i don't want to
04:42see if you're gonna oh boy well um i was uh very pregnant and we were flying back from spain
04:51and uh uh chad was sitting over with a steward making some travel plans or something and i started
04:58to get to go to the little girl's room which i did frequently around that time and um i uh saw a
05:06stewardess politely sit on his lap and so i saw chad sort of do a shove you know and i thought well he
05:11can take care of himself and i started to go in and i thought huh take care of himself so i went over
05:16to her and i smiled sweetly at her and how do you tell this i sort of put my hand under her arm
05:25and as i smiled i twisted or tweaked or what did you call it a certain part of the body and she smiled
05:34painfully while i did it and got up that's what he said you're right
05:38okay she's only been flying with one arm lately that young lady yeah okay ladies we'll come back
05:48with another clue in just a moment here we go fellas next question coming up it happened on a plane
05:54same question who's first jack was you were first jack we were flying to mexico to acapulco
06:03and we met a very wealthy boy he owns the uh las brisas hotel in acapulco and he also owns the uh
06:10the mountain he owns he owns mexico everything and he invited us to a home to a village that's wealthy
06:15isn't it yeah roberto trier he produces films so when he invited us to a gorgeous home we didn't know
06:20where it was on in in the uh next to uh las brisas next to uh the uh the castle or something and
06:27we're there and a beautiful yacht pulls up and we got on board the yacht and some nice little kid
06:31is running serving us and feeding us and giving us drinks and then rox says what a nice boy i'm
06:37gonna tip him and she starts to tip him and this retreat friend grabs what are you doing i'm gonna tip
06:43me such a nice boy this deck boy that's what he says this is his yacht that's president aleman's son
06:48you know with the little t-shirt she thought oh what a nice kid yeah it isn't funny in retelling
06:53but in mexico no no no no you don't tip the owner i guess oh no one he was so sweet and cute running
06:59around serving feeding us all i'm running his yacht we said nice kid i'll tip him a couple of pesos here
07:04he could have bought us greece america okay it happened on a plane and uh the clue would be
07:13happened on a plane but the q is yacht the clue is yacht well if that doesn't confuse the dickens
07:21out of it but happened on a plane and the clue is yacht okay that's what it is a one word clue and
07:26it's yacht let's bring him on all right ladies we have another question it is in fact the same
07:33question it happened on a plane the clue is yacht
07:38tell us that story roxanne we flew to mexico and to acapulco and we were met by some people and
07:54while we were there there was this charming man who said please didn't let me pick you up on my
07:59and you know in this boat and take you around and so forth and i was very lovely and a group of
08:06people came up with this gorgeous yacht they took us out we were treated royally and this one fellow
08:12was just darling he was waiting on me and getting me everything i wanted and i wanted to tip him
08:18and he was the president's son that's what he said you're right
08:21okay at this point cheryl and david have yet to score roxanne and jack shelby and chad are tied
08:31in the lead with a hundred dollars a piece
08:33okay time for a tattletale quickie and this is it ladies this quickie is for you
08:41hundred dollars for each correct answer here it comes the handsome young man across the way
08:47is undressing without pulling down the shades would you take time out to watch
08:53the handsome young man across the way is undressing without pulling down the shades
09:00would you take out time to watch don't give us your answer now just just think about that and
09:05we'll come back to you in just a moment and we'll pull down the shades too
09:09okay david what shall we gonna say no question about this she would she'd probably get out a pair of
09:16binoculars to watch i mean cheryl is one of the great voyeurs in the business is that right oh
09:23oh yes okay so i obviously your answer is going to be yes let's bring on cheryl all right cheryl uh
09:30in that event what would you do well all i can say is curiosity killed a cat and i'd watch
09:36that's what he said he said he said he said you get out a pair of binoculars is what he said i beg
09:45your pardon thank you it's true it's true okay jack how about roxanne roxanne would stand by the
09:52window and she'd go isn't that awful isn't that vulgar isn't that crude isn't that wild isn't that
09:59marvelous she'd be saying that for about four hours yes right as long as you go up with the shade
10:05okay the answer is i think yes yes a definite watcher let's bring on roxanne roxanne what would
10:11you do that young man over there uh gee i you know want a comparison shop so i would say yes
10:18a little window shopping never hurt anybody thank you roxanne okay chad what about shelby what
10:34would she do in that case shelby would holler honey come quick check out the competition
10:41um uh she would uh she she would probably watch uh very definitely and if the guy turned out to do
10:48this two or three nights in a row she she might even try and find him some help by calling one of
10:52her friends i don't know she'd watch sure she'd watch it's human okay let's bring her up shelby what
10:59would you do um watch that's what he said at this point cheryl and david have a hundred dollars
11:10roxanne and jack shelby and shad are tied with two hundred dollars apiece for their sections we will
11:15change places now tell us to the rear ladies front center while we're doing that we're going to
11:19break away for just a minute but we're coming back with the second half it's out of taste come back with
11:29what do we have behind that curtain beautiful modern furniture beautiful how do you open up the
11:36curtain is short what's back there let's make a deal furnishing the fun weeknights at eight on buzzer
11:47let's play one okay we're back we've changed places i have the ladies out here with me the fellas are all
11:52set to go backstage our studio audience is winning money we have a good close game and whatever rooting
11:57section is backing our top winning couple as you know we had a bonus of one thousand dollars to that
12:02all right gentlemen i'm going to ask the ladies the questions now their turn to give the stories
12:16and give the clues and we'll be back to you with those clues in just a minute okay bye now ladies
12:21ready to go yes here comes the first question a story about relatives
12:31would you like to tell us that story my dear this is just a terrible story good good good good
12:40maybe okay we were david and i were visiting my folks just before we got married and we were talking over
12:47wedding plans and we were having a nice quiet evening at home and david had his bare feet up on the uh
12:53coffee table and we got to talking about i don't know diseases and things and i said well david has got
13:01terrible athletes foot now my parents are going really and david is going oh my so i try and cover
13:09it up the best i can and say oh it's not catchy i've taken a shower with them
13:19that's perfect you know what i mean i know what you mean that's called stepping in it not with
13:25an athlete's foot either yeah okay that's that's cute now we need a we need a clue that david's going
13:31to pick up on a story about relatives we i'd say shower except that david and i kind of have
13:39a nickname for his athlete's foot and we call it the fungus so maybe if i say fungus
13:46i say fungus fungus among us we do get some weird clues don't we folks fungus okay let's bring all the
13:53fellas all right gentlemen we've asked the ladies a question and we have a clue here's the question
13:58first a story about relatives the clue is fungus david
14:10on national television you would do this i mean it's not it's not bad we're happily married it
14:16doesn't matter no i'm talking about the fungus oh i see it's the i i can't get in i mean this is really
14:28embarrassing uh i have this problem with my feet and uh i was walking around her parents house like uh the
14:37week before we got married you know i was going back to meet the family and the whole room you know
14:41and uh cheryl points out the fact that i have athletes that's the stories you gave us and you're
14:49all right david
14:54yeah that's what i thought she did i don't believe yes she told us the whole story every bit of it but
15:01don't you worry about a thing nobody knows but you and me so don't worry about it all right
15:05fellas we'll get back to you in just a moment with the clue ladies ready to go here comes the next
15:09question a story about relatives same question
15:16you're up roxanne jack and i were going together just before we were married and he brought his mother
15:23out to visit him and we took her to dinner we went back to his apartment his mother went to bed and he
15:30and i were sitting watching television very proper we were naked and his mother came out of the bedroom
15:38walking with a glass with her teeth in them shuffling through and she stopped and she stared at me
15:46and she looked at jack and she said what's the matter the goyle ain't got a home
16:00what's the clue for that what's the one or two word clues going without a home
16:05uh story about relatives um teeth teeth because his mother is always good at teeth
16:16okay that's the clue that's teeth right teeth okay let's bring on the fellas all right gentlemen we have
16:22a a question and we have a clue it's the same question the story about relatives the clue is teeth
16:30teeth oh teeth jack
16:37all right jack tell us about that if you will uh i moved my mother out here from new york so she could
16:42be a television star on the merv griffin show i said nice luggage she showed up with two shopping
16:47bags with a chicken dying hanging out of the bag she came to my apartment to live with me i said no ma
16:53i was just well you're still gonna fool her well you need girls terrible dirty who needs it i wouldn't
16:58body you want to bring him home bring him home so i bring on with roxanne one night when necking
17:02on the couch my mother goes through like grenfrew the mountain you know with the teeth in a glass
17:06right back and forth that's what she told us you're absolutely right okay at this point
17:15cheryl and david selby and chad have two hundred dollars roxanne and jack are in the lead with three
17:19hundred dollars and we'll come back with more title tales right after this message for you
17:29where do you catch tv with class i think i've got the answer right here where bow ties are cool
17:37how do you do i'm gonna be in new york a while and a man always stands for a lady you're in a jam
17:43here i am the answer is in black and white pardon tv was never this cool sort of a flexible message
17:50you might say buzz till dawn tonight starting at two once you kind of relax settle back and enjoy
17:57yourself let's play baby we're back we have a close game and i have a tattletale quickie right here that's
18:02going to decide it fellas i'm going to ask you the question don't give me the answer you know that
18:06here it is close game too fellas in case you didn't know how often would you say you and your wife
18:12have an argument once a week once a month or practically never how often would you say that
18:19you and your wife have an argument once a week once a month or practically never think about it fellas
18:24and we'll come back and get your answer and decide this game in just a moment
18:29roxanne is already laughing uh sarah what's david going to say
18:34what would you say oh we have a lot of little things but they're not really arguments yeah
18:42well it does say i'll say once in a while we have a good one so once a week once a month or
18:48practically never practically never practically never practically never okay let's bring him on
18:52find out okay david what is the frequency of an argument in your family once a week once a month
18:59or practically never no uh once a month regularly you know what i think this is going to be the time
19:07of the month you're going to have one david yes dear we'll have ours this month i see in a little
19:11while she said practically never isn't that funny we don't really have very many arguments honey
19:17no isn't that right dear isn't that right sorry david no score there thank you though roxanne how
19:24about you and jack how about once a minute
19:30once a minute isn't on my card can i tell you our arguments are like a neil simon play funny
19:37sensational really should all be there to listen it's terrific i would say frequent constant all
19:43the time every day but all i have is once a week once a month or practically never
19:47oh if it's that if it's limited to that then it'll have to be once a week once a week
19:51yeah you'll have to clarify that to him okay let's bring on jack jack ah yeah yeah how often would
20:00you say that uh you and the roxanne have an argument once a week once a month or practically never well
20:04i'll tell you if we didn't hold hands we'd beat the hell out of each other it's once a week
20:15we never fight uh your rooting section hardly reacted to that
20:25yellow section's got to learn to cheer up here thank you jack that's what roxanne said okay shelby
20:30how about chad what's he gonna say uh i think he said i can't win but i hate to be a bore but hardly ever
20:38that's not boring that's lovely practically never you're gonna say okay let's see if chad agrees
20:42with you all right chad what is the uh what's the answer here once a week once a month or practically
20:48never well we don't average once a week and we don't average once a month so i have to say practically
20:52never that's what she said you're right you're absolutely right chad thank you okay let's see
20:58where we stand spirit what's that
21:03at this point is where we stand is roxanne and jack carter are the winners for today
21:09roxanne and jack you have won four hundred dollars we have a thousand dollars of that
21:14for a total for your rooting section of one thousand four hundred dollars
21:20we're coming back with more of tanner tales in just a moment please don't go away
21:29up next people are actually rewarded for telling lies on to tell the truth then just try to guess how
21:35these folks make a living on what's my line stay tuned okay we're back we had a good time today
21:41david ladd has a picture that maybe you'd like to tell us about what is david uh yeah the clansman
21:47uh it's probably a film that you've all been reading about with richard burton and lee marvin uh-huh
21:54and uh looks good yeah okay we'll be looking for you in that and we'll be looking for chad in medical
21:59center this year back for the sixth year jack will be looking for you on street corners all over america
22:06i hope you'll be looking for us on tattletales next time see you then bye everybody
22:11this is jack clark speaking for tattletales a mark goodson bill todman production
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