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00:00Call now, but you won't shut me down. Oh, I know. Okay. Whoa. Thanks. You had a little personal
00:30I appreciate it. Here we go. Well, welcome to Family Feud, everybody. I'm your man, Steve Harvey,
00:36and boy, oh boy, oh boy, is this going to be a good one today, returning for their fifth and final
00:43day with a total of $22,635. From Birmingham, Alabama, it's the champs. It's the Henry family.
00:52And it's a rematch from Omaha, Nebraska. It's the scam family. All of this, everybody trying to win
01:08theyself a lot of cash. And remember, today, if the Henry family wins the game today, the Henry
01:15family driving out of here in a brand new state of the art, Ford Edge. Yeah.
01:22Let's get it on. Give me Rachel. Give me Waltree's.
01:33Here we go. Top eight answers on the board. We asked 100 men, name a fruit you'd be surprised
01:40your fruit of the loom underwear smell like. Waltree's. Apples. Apples.
01:47Banana. Banana. A banana. That's a play. They're going to play. They're going to play.
01:59They're going to play. Hey, Matt, talk to 100 men. Name a fruit you'd be surprised your fruit
02:07loom underwear smell like. Cherries. E. Peaches, Steve. Peaches.
02:25Susan, talk to 100 men. Name a fruit you'd be surprised your fruit of loom underwear smell like.
02:30Grapes. Grapes. Yeah. Grapes.
02:32Grapes. Grapes.
02:34Yeah. Grapes.
02:36Samantha.
02:38Lemony fresh.
02:40Lemony fresh.
02:42Lemony fresh.
02:44Lemony fresh.
02:46Your drawers just smell like pledge.
02:48It's okay. It's okay.
02:50It's okay.
02:52Lemons.
02:54Talk to 100 men. Name a fruit you'd be surprised your fruit of loom underwear smell like.
03:01I'm going to say oranges.
03:03Oranges.
03:10Matt.
03:11Grapefruit.
03:12Grapefruit.
03:17All right, Eric, now we've got two strikes. You've got to be careful because the Henry family can steal.
03:22Blueberries.
03:23Blueberries.
03:24Blueberries.
03:28Blueberries.
03:35The Henry family here is your chance. We asked 100 men, name a fruit you'd be surprised your fruit of loom underwear smell like.
03:41Strawberries.
03:42Strawberries.
03:43Strawberries.
03:44Strawberries.
03:45Strawberries.
03:46Strawberries.
03:47Strawberries.
03:48Number eight.
03:49Strawberries.
03:50Well, let's go to question two. Give me Matt. Give me Kenny.
03:52Guys, top eight answers on the board. Here we go.
04:08Name something you want to do right after Marathon Love making session.
04:13Sleep.
04:14Sleep.
04:15Number one.
04:16Pass the play.
04:17Play, play, play.
04:18We're playing.
04:19They're going to play.
04:20Eric, tell me something you want to do after Marathon Love making session.
04:22Eat a sandwich.
04:23Eat.
04:24Yeah, boy.
04:25Any sandwich in particular, Eric?
04:26You know, I like Italian club.
04:27Yeah.
04:28I'm a ham, man.
04:29I'm saying.
04:30I've been there working hard, you know, I need that ham.
04:32That's right.
04:33Sandwich.
04:34Susie.
04:35Take a shower.
04:36Take a shower.
04:37Take a shower.
04:38Go to SEC.
04:39Go to SEC.
04:41Go to SEC.
04:42Oh, boy.
04:43Any sandwich in particular, Eric?
04:44You know, I like Italian club.
04:45Yeah.
04:46You know, I like Italian club.
04:47How is Steve?
04:48Yeah, I'm a ham, man.
04:49I'm saying.
04:50I'm a ham, man, I'm saying.
04:51I'm not working hard, you know, I need that ham.
04:53That's right.
04:54Sandwich.
04:55What the hell?
04:56Susie.
04:57Take a shower.
04:58Take a shower.
04:59No.
05:00Go to SEC.
05:01Go to SEC.
05:02Samantha, name something you want to do right after Marathon Lovemaker Session.
05:11Drink water.
05:19Samantha, how old are you?
05:2121.
05:22Oh, okay.
05:22Yeah, that's very...
05:23But that's...
05:23Water!
05:25Rachel, name something you want to do right after Marathon Lovemaking Session.
05:34Your daughter's right down there.
05:36Well, I think in the movies they, like, smoke cigars and cigarettes.
05:39So smoke.
05:40Smoke!
05:46Matt, you guys are rolling.
05:48No strikes.
05:49Give me something you want to do right after Marathon Lovemaking Session.
05:52Watch a little TV.
05:54Watch some TV.
05:56Good ass.
05:56Amazing.
06:02Only one strike.
06:03Eric, name something you want to do at the Marathon Lovemaking.
06:07Cuddle.
06:16My wife right here, Steve.
06:18I know.
06:18You know, brownie points or something.
06:20I know.
06:21But really, though...
06:23Usually, I want to cuddle.
06:25She...
06:26Oh, she doesn't.
06:27Mm-hmm.
06:27That's...
06:28It's usually the other way around.
06:32She told me to get out.
06:33She's like, just get out.
06:34Yeah.
06:34Yeah.
06:35Yeah.
06:37Man, I'd be like, cool.
06:40I'm going to go down here...
06:42I'm going to go down here and make a sandwich.
06:44That's a pretty good answer, though, boy.
06:50You're getting a lot of points for this one.
06:52Cuddling!
06:54Yeah!
06:55Yeah!
06:55Susie, only one strike.
06:59Name something you want to do after a Marathon Lovemaking session.
07:03Make the bed.
07:04No good in hell, well, I ain't going to be able to make the bed.
07:14I can't find the sheet half the time.
07:18I done tore the damn room up.
07:24I done got through and going, where the hell is our sheet at?
07:29Make the bed.
07:30Hey, Samantha, we got two strikes.
07:37You've got to be careful that Henry family can steal.
07:39Put clothes back on.
07:41Put your clothes back on.
07:42Your answer!
07:45Put your clothes back on!
07:51All right, Henry family, here's your chance.
07:55Name something you want to do right after Marathon Lovemaking session.
08:00Well, yeah, personally, I don't feel like doing nothing out the way.
08:06They don't want to do nothing!
08:15Number eight.
08:18Number seven.
08:24Do it again!
08:25We're going to 200 points, so don't go away.
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10:31Welcome back to Family Feud.
10:40We got a good one, folks.
10:41Two good families battling it out.
10:43Scaff family, 91.
10:45Henry family, 76.
10:48Give me Eric.
10:49Give me Tyron.
10:49Point values are double.
10:57We got top six answers on the board.
10:59We asked 100 married men.
11:02Admit it.
11:03Name something of your wife's you use when she's not looking.
11:08Deodorant.
11:09Deodorant.
11:09Lotion.
11:15Lotion.
11:16Lotion.
11:20Terry.
11:22Toothbrush.
11:25Toothbrush.
11:29Susan.
11:31Shampoo.
11:33Shampoo.
11:36Pass or play?
11:37We going to play.
11:39Okay.
11:46Denzel, we asked 100 married men.
11:48Admit it.
11:49Name something of your wife's you use when she's not looking.
11:51Maybe her brush.
11:53Good answer.
11:54Her brush.
11:59Waltrice, talk to 100 married men.
12:02Admit it.
12:02Name something of your wife's you use when she's not looking.
12:05Her razor.
12:06Her razor.
12:07That was a pretty good answer, though.
12:13I like that one.
12:14Kenny, only one strike.
12:15We talked to 100 married men.
12:16Admit it.
12:17Name something of your wife's you use when she's not looking.
12:20Her panties.
12:23Some people do it.
12:25Some people do it.
12:27Not me personally, Steve.
12:29You, out of four answers left, selected panties for some reason.
12:35Now I don't know what's going on at your house, and it ain't my business.
12:39So I'm just going to turn it over.
12:41Panties!
12:41All right, guys, we got two strikes.
12:47You got to be careful the Scaff family can steal.
12:50Her house shoes.
12:53Her house shoes!
13:00The Scaff family, here's your chance.
13:02We asked 100 married men, admit it.
13:04Name something of your wife's you use when she's not looking.
13:07Her, uh, where you said, her towel.
13:11Good answer!
13:13Her towel!
13:22Number five.
13:27Don't know dude used that.
13:30Four.
13:33Hey, friend.
13:34Three.
13:34Two all the time.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Yep.
13:43Henry family, 200.
13:45Scaff family, 91.
13:47And remember, if the Henry family wins today's game,
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13:54Don't go away.
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13:59Keep playing.
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16:44The Henry family, 200.
16:46Scouts, $91.
16:48Give me Susan.
16:49Give me Terry.
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17:00We got the top four answers on the board.
17:02Here we go.
17:03Name something that has a pointy tip.
17:07A pin.
17:08A pin.
17:13That's a play.
17:14We're going to play, Steve.
17:15They're going to play.
17:21Denzel, name something that has a pointy tip.
17:25A knife.
17:26Good answer.
17:27All right, a knife.
17:28Good answer.
17:30A needle.
17:34A needle.
17:38A needle.
17:44Only one strike, Kenny.
17:47A tongue.
17:52Turn it out.
17:53Turn it out.
17:54Tyler, you've got to be careful because you have two strikes.
18:05If it's there, you're still alive.
18:07If it's not there, the Scaff family can steal and win the game.
18:15A nail.
18:16Good answer.
18:17All right.
18:17All right, Scaff family.
18:29Here's the situation.
18:31There's two answers on the board.
18:33If either answer's there, your family steals, your family wins the game.
18:38If it's not there, the Henry family wins the game and a brand new car.
18:46Rachel, name something that has a pointy tip.
18:51We're going to go with an arrow.
18:53What?
18:54We're going to go with an arrow.
18:56An arrow.
18:57An arrow.
18:58An arrow.
18:58Good answer.
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22:54Here we go.
22:56Name a part of the body grandma or grandpa might injure in a game of twist.
23:03Past.
23:04Pass.
23:05Name a game that a person might play in a bar.
23:08Darts.
23:09Tell me how many pounds of newborn baby weighs.
23:12Eight.
23:12Name something that birds are busy doing all day.
23:16Nesting.
23:17Name something you put on your hands.
23:20Glove.
23:20Name a part of the body grandma or grandpa might injure in a game of twist.
23:24Next.
23:24You did it again.
23:26Okay, cool.
23:27Let's go.
23:30All right.
23:31Name a part of the body grandma or grandpa might injure in a game of twist.
23:35You said leg.
23:37Survey said.
23:40All right.
23:42Name a game that a person might play in a bar.
23:45You said.
23:46Darts.
23:47Survey said.
23:49Yeah.
23:50Tell me how many pounds of newborn baby weighs.
23:54You said.
23:55Eight pounds.
23:56Survey said.
23:59All right.
24:00Name something that birds are busy doing all day.
24:04You said.
24:05Nesting.
24:06Survey said.
24:10Name something you put on your hands.
24:12You said.
24:14Glove.
24:15Survey said.
24:16Come on.
24:17Come on.
24:20I'm right here, baby.
24:28I'm right here.
24:29Right here.
24:33All right, Big Dizel.
24:34Here we go, baby.
24:35Well, now, your Uncle Kenny did pretty good.
24:39He got 120.
24:40You need 80.
24:41You need 80.
24:42I got it in here.
24:44All right.
24:44I got it.
24:44I need you to focus, Dizel.
24:46You ready?
24:47Ready.
24:47All right.
24:47Let's remind everybody Kenny's answers.
24:5025 seconds on the clock, please.
24:52Come on.
24:53Focus for me, D.
24:55Name a part of the body grandma or grandpa might injure in a game of Twister.
25:01Um, back.
25:02Name a game that a person might play in a bar.
25:05Um, beer ball.
25:06Tell me how many pounds of newborn baby weighs.
25:09Um, one, two.
25:11Name something that birds are busy doing all day.
25:15Chirping.
25:16Name something you put on your hands.
25:18Gloss.
25:19Try again.
25:21Pass.
25:22No, you can't pass.
25:23Name something you put on your hands.
25:24All right, man.
25:37Name a part of the body that grandma or grandpa might injure in a game of Twister.
25:41You said.
25:44Back.
25:44Survey said.
25:45hip hip was the number one answer name a game that a person might play in a bar you said
25:56beer pong survey said
26:01darks darks was the number one answer tell me how many pounds a newborn baby weighs
26:12oh my god you said one pound survey said
26:19number one answer was seven pounds seven pounds name something birds are busy doing all day
26:30we need the big one you said chirping survey said
26:36oh my god flying flying was the number one answer that's all right man name something you put on your
26:54hands get there wow number one answer was gloves
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