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00:00Get ready to match the stars, Orson Bean,
00:07Brett Summers,
00:09Dick Martin,
00:11from Chips,
00:13Brianne Leary,
00:15Bill Daley,
00:17and Fanny Fyre,
00:19as we play the star-studded Big Bunny Match Game 79.
00:24And now, here's the star for Match Game 79,
00:28Gene Rayburn!
00:41I got the laundry ticket. Hello there, John.
00:43Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
00:45Take the laundry ticket. Everybody get your act together.
00:48And let's welcome our two players here,
00:50Carolyn Reisner and Lauren Clark.
00:53Clark, Clark, Clark.
00:56The current champ is Carolyn with $11,400.
00:59And she's been challenged by Lauren.
01:01They played the first game to a 4-4 tie.
01:03And Lauren's had her tie-breaking question.
01:06Have you not?
01:07Mm-hmm.
01:08And you didn't do too well with it, did you?
01:09No.
01:10So that means Carolyn's in the catbird seat.
01:11All she's got to do is match one star,
01:13and she will have won her fourth game.
01:15Let's see if that happens right now.
01:17All right.
01:18Did you hear what Weird Willie did?
01:21No.
01:22Uh-uh.
01:23Would you like to hear what Weird Willie did?
01:24Sure.
01:25Yes!
01:26He hung his blank on the wall and called it pop art time.
01:31He hung his blank on the wall and called it pop art.
01:33Okay.
01:35Here we go, Carolyn.
01:37Did you hear what Weird Willie did?
01:38He hung his blank on the wall and called it pop art.
01:41He hung his underwear on the wall.
01:48I think I said goodbye a little prematurely.
01:53Judging from the answer we just got.
01:57She said underwear.
01:59Now, I know I'm dealing with a bunch of weirdos here,
02:03but I really don't expect anybody on this side of the stage
02:06to say underwear, Carolyn.
02:07Why don't you start down there and come back?
02:09You want me to start down here?
02:14I hate being last.
02:15You know, it's terrible to be last.
02:17All right.
02:18We'll work our way across this way.
02:19All right?
02:20That's going to throw me.
02:21I don't think I can do that.
02:22That's going to be real weird.
02:23That's going to change my answer.
02:24No, no, no.
02:25Your answer is the die is set.
02:27All right.
02:28That's okay.
02:29Actually, I'd like to do a poem.
02:30Yes.
02:31No.
02:32Well, you see, I thought he hung his father.
02:35What's certain?
02:37Yes.
02:38Pop, you see, is pop art.
02:41Pop, dad.
02:42Pop is a Yankee word for daddy.
02:44Right.
02:45That's right.
02:46Okay, what do you got there?
02:47We're going your way.
02:48Oh, we're going this way.
02:49Are you going my way?
02:50I'm going my way.
02:51I don't go all the way.
02:52Oh, wow.
02:53I don't go halfway.
02:54Did I see you at the halfway house?
02:55No, no, no.
02:56Not on the first date.
02:57Okay, let me see.
02:58I said he hung himself up there.
02:59Himself.
03:00Okay.
03:01This crowd.
03:02This is not my crowd.
03:03This is not my room at all.
03:04Look at you, Bill.
03:05Brianne.
03:06What do you got?
03:07Dad.
03:08Dad, good answer.
03:09Sorry.
03:10Underwards.
03:11We're working our way back so that Orson will be last for some reason.
03:14I don't know.
03:15I'm going to put it all out of misery because he hung his shorts.
03:17Shorts.
03:18Shorts.
03:19What do you got?
03:21What do you got?
03:22What do you got?
03:23What do you got?
03:24Underwear.
03:25What do you got?
03:26Underwear.
03:27What do you got?
03:28What do you got?
03:29I'm going to miss you.
03:30Underwear.
03:31Oh, my God.
03:32That really surprised me.
03:33I really didn't think anybody would grab me underwear, but two of those weirdos said underwear.
03:38Now we're going to say goodbye to you.
03:39Now we're going to send some gifts your way from match game 79, Lauren Clark.
03:43There you go.
03:44All right.
03:45I'm going to spin her out if you spin an answer to her.
03:48Come back and see if she wins more money.
03:50There you go.
03:52One hour.
03:53Ah.
03:54Now Carolyn Reisner is up here for the fourth time.
03:56She at this moment has $11,500.
03:59Whoa!
04:00Woo!
04:01That's the most more money she's going to win right now.
04:04We told the studio audience not too long ago and said write down your best answer to this.
04:08The Days of Blank.
04:11Number $500 for the most popular, $250 for the second most popular, and $100 for the third most popular response from that audience.
04:20Three of our six stars will assist.
04:22I'll take, uh, Dick.
04:25Days of Wine and Roses.
04:27All right.
04:29Yeah.
04:31Days of our lives.
04:33Days of our lives.
04:35Fanny?
04:37Hi.
04:38Fanny?
04:39Days?
04:40Yes, I understand what it says.
04:41Oh, yes.
04:42Well, no.
04:43I'm just saying it out loud.
04:45It might stimulate you to think of something.
04:46Wait a minute.
04:47Something will come to me, I hope.
04:48Wait a minute.
04:49Wait a minute.
04:50Just keep praying.
04:51Sometimes an answer will cross you out of the blue.
04:54Out of the blue.
04:56Look at mine.
04:57Can't read it.
04:58Look at mine.
04:59Can't read it.
05:00I would like that better.
05:01The Days of Heaven.
05:03Boo!
05:04Wait a minute.
05:05Wait a minute.
05:06I may have Miss Radish.
05:08The Days of Your Oil.
05:14Days of War.
05:15Days of War.
05:16The Days of Old.
05:17The Days of Your.
05:18The Days of Old.
05:19Days of Old.
05:20Days of Old.
05:21Days of Old.
05:22Days of White and Roses.
05:23And Days of Our Lives.
05:25See, alright, I'm gonna ask you to make a choice of one of those three or think of one of your own.
05:30I'm gonna go with Dick on The Days of Wine and Roses.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Days of Wine and Roses.
05:38J.P. Miller wrote that.
05:40That's right.
05:41Old J.P. Miller, of Stockton, New Jersey, wrote Days of Wine and Roses.
05:45I got drunk with J.P. Miller.
05:46Just drive right up to his driveway and ask for his autograph.
05:48He's a famous writer.
05:49He'll love to see you.
05:50He'll invite you in for a game of tennis.
05:52He's got his own tennis court and everything.
05:53Okay, here we go.
05:54We're gonna look at the $100 response right now.
05:58The Days of Old.
05:59Who gave that?
06:00Santa gave that.
06:01Brett.
06:02I am Brett.
06:03Okay.
06:04Old Brett.
06:05Let's see the $250 response.
06:08Days of Our Lives.
06:09There's a soap opera.
06:11Okay.
06:12Here it comes.
06:13Last chance for Days of Wine and Roses.
06:14Here we go.
06:15Yes.
06:16$12,000.
06:17$12,000.
06:18$12,000.
06:19$12,000.
06:20$12,000.
06:21$12,000.
06:22All right.
06:23Don't give him a little kiss.
06:25Don't deprive that poor fellow of his due in life.
06:29That's it.
06:30Wait.
06:31Is that it?
06:32Okay.
06:33Now you've got an even $12,000.
06:36You've won an additional $500, which puts you up there at that mark.
06:40And you're gonna spin the wheel one more time to see if you play for $5,000 or $10,000.
06:46Here we go.
06:48Good luck to you.
06:49We'll all root for a double.
06:50Let's see if she gets it.
06:51Deal.
06:52веal for $10,000.
06:53Here we go.
06:55Good luck to you.
06:56We'll all root for a double.
06:57Let's see if I got it.
06:58buddy.
07:00I'm sorry.
07:01I think I got it.
07:03Boom.
07:04You've got it.
07:06ionsusalemme.
07:09You did it.
07:11Ready, Bill?
07:12No.
07:13God, me, wow.
07:14Yes, you, Bill.
07:152000. Sweet William, she says. Sweet William, ready? Here we go. Okay. On this card, it
07:23says, blank, sweep, S-W-E-E-P. No help from the audience, because, you know, you might
07:33lead her astray. I mean, we appreciate your enthusiasm, but it could be a rotten answer
07:37that you... Okay, now he's finished. Carolyn, if you give us the answer that he has written
07:44on the card, we give you $10,000 more. I'm going to go with clean sweep. Okay. If you
07:55win, that means you will have $22,000. Oh! All together. Let's see what you got there,
08:02Bill. Clean sweep, she says, will match you. Oh, Bill, I'm sorry, baby. Excuse me, everyone.
08:10I'm going to get...
08:14Oh, my God.
08:44There you are.
08:53Ron, you know this pretty lady?
08:55Yes, I do.
08:55Got a total of $22,000.
08:58Really happy about her.
09:00Okay, Ron, let's find out who you are and where you're from and all that.
09:04Hi, I'm Studio City, and I'm a police officer at the City of Los Angeles.
09:07Yeah.
09:09And I'm going to be getting married in April.
09:11Oh, yay!
09:11All right.
09:14Who's the lucky lady?
09:16Is she here?
09:17Yes, she is.
09:17She's in the audience.
09:18Where is she?
09:19Where are you, lucky lady?
09:20Oh, there you are in the second row.
09:22Isn't she pretty?
09:23Oh, yes.
09:25Wait.
09:27Huh.
09:28What's your name?
09:31Say again.
09:32Nina.
09:32Nina.
09:34Nina.
09:35One last little fling before you.
09:39Let's watch the senor.
09:40Or make the after.
09:41So, now, do you sit in a patrol car and drive around, or in a motorcycle, or what do you do?
09:49Patrol car.
09:49Patrol car.
09:50Like and why.
09:51And you go all areas?
09:53North Hollywood Division.
09:55North Hollywood Division.
09:55Yeah.
09:56Is it a difficult beat?
09:59At times.
10:00Yeah, it can be.
10:01Okay, Ron, we welcome you.
10:02Wish you the best of luck.
10:03We'll start right after we do a little business with you.
10:05Now, there's one neighbor's natural choice.
10:11Good superhero time, yeah.
10:15Yeah.
10:16Okay.
10:17Now, if you're ready, I'll just push the button here, reveal the round one questions, and Ron,
10:21you can have A or B.
10:22Hey.
10:22A it is.
10:24Okay.
10:24Anyway, the CIA announced that someone just launched a new spy satellite.
10:32Uh-oh.
10:33Yeah, they know it's a spy satellite, because it's wearing a blank.
10:40Wait, wait, wait.
10:40I got it.
10:41Wait, wait.
10:41I got it.
10:41I got it.
10:42I got it.
10:42I got it.
10:42I got it.
10:42I got it.
10:43Oh, oh, yeah.
10:46Yeah, I got it.
10:46You finally got the idea.
10:47And my producer will love me, because I'm putting this one down here.
10:50The CIA announced that someone just launched a new spy satellite.
10:54Now, they knew it was a spy satellite, because it's wearing a...
10:58Mask?
10:58A mask.
10:59Okay.
11:02Oh, it is a tough crowd, man.
11:04It is a tough crowd.
11:05Apparently, there are a lot of Columbo fans in the audience.
11:11What do you got there, Orson?
11:12I had mask, and I threw it away.
11:14You threw away mask?
11:14Yeah, I substituted a false beard.
11:17Or disguise.
11:17Or disguise.
11:18All right.
11:20Well, I don't know, Bowie.
11:21I'm an old man.
11:22He won't come back.
11:23We want him back again.
11:25Don't do that, Orson.
11:26What do you got?
11:27I think he's the man who gave me the ticket for going through the red light.
11:30No, he would come back to you.
11:31Studio City.
11:32Yeah.
11:33Studio City?
11:33Sure.
11:34You've never been in Studio City?
11:35I don't know.
11:36No, by mistake, I was lost.
11:38She thought it was City of Industry.
11:40I said...
11:41I don't know whether I understood this question or not.
11:43Yeah.
11:43I said a Sherlock Holmes hat.
11:45No, you didn't understand.
11:49Okay.
11:49Don't tell me, I'm almost as old as he is.
11:52I would say from all I've been reading about spies in the last 10, 15 years, that he was
11:58wearing a stupid look.
12:02They have made a few mistakes.
12:03They have made a few.
12:06Okay.
12:07All right.
12:08Here we come, Brienne.
12:09Someone launched a new spy satellite.
12:11They know it's a spy satellite because it's wearing a...
12:13Can I be political at all?
12:15No.
12:15Sure you can if you want to.
12:16Well, it's not really.
12:17But I'd say a trench coat with a phone...
12:18Yeah!
12:18Yeah!
12:18Yeah!
12:21Why is that...
12:22Trench coat?
12:23Look, detectives wear trench coats.
12:25That's why...
12:26Well, what the hell was Sherlock Holmes?
12:27I'm sorry, I'm alive!
12:29Sherlock Holmes is a trench coat.
12:31Sherlock Holmes is from yesteryear.
12:34Oh, I forgot.
12:34You are, too.
12:41Cancel the reservations.
12:42Cancel the reservations.
12:45Good, because I'm having dinner with my wife tonight.
12:47Hello there.
12:47I realize one more bad answer and this audience would attack me, so I put raincoat, and I
12:51know they'll like that.
12:52Raincoat.
12:55Yeah, detectives are...
12:56I know, Columbo especially, raincoats, you know, and Humphrey Bogart wore a raincoat.
13:01Maybe not today, but...
13:02Spies!
13:02Yeah, spies.
13:03Yeah, spies.
13:04Yeah, I guess you're right.
13:05I don't know.
13:06What do you got?
13:07I said that...
13:09I don't know what I said, actually.
13:10Oh, well, then you better look at it.
13:11No, it said...
13:12Refresh your memory.
13:12Yeah, I said that...
13:14They know it's a spy satellite, because it's wearing a...
13:16I didn't understand that.
13:17Phyllis Schaffley button.
13:18A Phyllis Schaffley button.
13:20Makes no sense.
13:21A Phyllis Schaffley button.
13:23I just do not understand.
13:24All right.
13:25I was looking for Mr. Huffrey.
13:27You got the hang of it now, Ron?
13:28I hope so.
13:29I hope they get the hang of it.
13:32All right.
13:33Carolyn, this is yours.
13:35Paula said,
13:37The weirdest thing just happened.
13:40My living bra told me it wants its own blank.
13:49This one stumped me.
13:53All right.
13:54Paula said,
13:55The weirdest thing just happened.
13:56My living bra told me it wants its own blank.
13:59TV show.
14:03Oh, they're a hostile group out there.
14:06They're tough.
14:07There.
14:08All right.
14:10Well, no, when they hear a good answer that they like, they applaud it.
14:13But if they hear a rotten one, they blew it.
14:15All right, let's see what you got for Orson.
14:17What are they doing when they're confused?
14:18I don't know.
14:19My mother...
14:19No, just a modest little desire, its own room.
14:23It wants its own room.
14:24Okay.
14:25Now, you see, that would be it.
14:28But being a bra, it doesn't need its own room.
14:32It wants its own drawer.
14:34Uh-huh.
14:37Now, whoever's out there booing just at random, stop.
14:41No, they applauded.
14:42Mostly applause.
14:42But there was someone over there who just is on a boo roll.
14:45You're getting too sensitive.
14:47You've got a good boo roll.
14:49I don't want to hear anymore about it.
14:51Shut up.
14:51Cut.
14:52What was the question again?
14:54There is no question.
14:56Only answers.
14:57Only answers.
14:57You give me an answer and I'll give you a question.
14:59Frankly, I was getting turned on by the living bra, so I said it wanted its own living panties.
15:04You see?
15:05Living beauty.
15:06Oh, you wanted it turned on.
15:09Hey, they're my kind of folks.
15:11Yeah.
15:12Sex feeds.
15:13Right.
15:15Paul said the weirdest thing just happened.
15:16My living bra told me it wants its own...
15:19It was born in a trunk, wanted its own dressing room.
15:21Dressing room.
15:22Mobile home or tent.
15:23Dressing room, mobile home or tent.
15:25Well, one answer per card is all we require here, Brianne.
15:30Okay, Bill Daly.
15:32I thought he just went to Est and had the little training.
15:34He wants his own space, you know, man?
15:35Own space.
15:38Living bra wants its own space.
15:39You wanted to share that with us, did you?
15:45I can get into that.
15:47I mean, I can understand that's in my space.
15:49Hey, that's okay.
15:51Well, do you know?
15:52I'm for that.
15:53No, I said that little thing wants its own pair.
15:56Oh, okay.
16:00Very good.
16:01Okay.
16:03So there we are.
16:05Got a couple of contestants who are very evenly matched here.
16:11And we'll get back to them, I think, right after this.
16:14I'm a cat.
16:18Now we'll go to round two.
16:19Ready?
16:20Ron.
16:21A, please.
16:22Ron says he wants A.
16:24Okay.
16:25Ron Vargas.
16:26Melvin said, I just opened a new business called High and Dry.
16:32It's for people who like to do laundry while they're on blanks.
16:38I just opened a new business called High and Dry.
16:40It's for people who like to do laundry while they're on blanks.
16:45Okay?
16:47Okay.
16:48All right.
16:49Now, Ron, Melvin said I just opened a new business called High and Dry.
16:53It's for people who like to do laundry while they're on blanks.
16:57Drugs.
16:58Drugs.
16:58I would have expected Ron Vargas, the policeman from North Hollywood, to say that answer exactly.
17:08I certainly agree.
17:09And I said it too.
17:11Drugs.
17:11Drugs.
17:12Okay.
17:12All right.
17:14One for Ron.
17:16You're going to be very sorry you gave me that ticket for going through that silly red light.
17:21While smoking.
17:23While smoking.
17:24Uppers.
17:25Uppers.
17:26Okay.
17:27I say it on planes.
17:33They may still love me.
17:34Oh, yeah.
17:35An airplane.
17:36That's very good.
17:38That's as weird as one of Charles' answers.
17:42Okay, Brianne.
17:43Once again.
17:44It's called for people who like to do laundry while they're on.
17:46They like, wow.
17:48Drugs.
17:48Drugs.
17:50Ron.
17:52Ron baby's got three bill boys.
17:54A little crabgrass here, if you ever smoke that.
17:59Great crabgrass.
18:00Yeah.
18:01Yes, precious.
18:01Yeah.
18:02I marched the tune of a different drummer.
18:03I said people that were on stilts.
18:08Stilts.
18:09Yes.
18:10I like it.
18:12I like it.
18:12That's good.
18:13Well, that was a perfectly acceptable answer.
18:16Don't worry about it at all.
18:18That's okay, then.
18:18Okay.
18:19Now, Carolyn, you need four to tie and five to win.
18:22Hey, a little poem.
18:24Oh.
18:25Poem time.
18:26Poem says, a hard-hearted lady in red had lunch with a fellow named Fred.
18:32Woo.
18:33When he said, pretty miss, can I give you a kiss?
18:35She replied, I would rather be blank.
18:40There it is.
18:42Such as it is.
18:43I mean, it's not Robert Louis Stevenson.
18:46Who is this for?
18:46He's not even after Alan.
18:48This is Carolyn Raithner's.
18:49It doesn't rhyme.
18:51It doesn't rhyme.
18:53Lady in red had lunch with a fellow named Fred.
18:56He said, pretty miss, can I give you a kiss?
18:59All right.
18:59She replied, I'd rather be...
19:01Shh.
19:01It's Brian.
19:02There it is.
19:03Hard-hearted lady in red had lunch with a fellow named Fred.
19:06When he said, pretty miss, can you give me a kiss?
19:07You're glad I would rather be blank.
19:10Whatever you want to put in there.
19:11Whatever you think.
19:13Entirely up to you.
19:14That's a nice jacket.
19:16Very much.
19:17It's the first time I've ever heard.
19:18I ain't wrong, but Jack is a man.
19:19No, the tie's right there.
19:20It's all the same family.
19:22Harmonized.
19:22Harmonized.
19:23All right.
19:23A little poem for you.
19:25Hard-hearted lady in red had lunch with a fellow named Fred.
19:27When he said, pretty miss, can I give you a kiss?
19:30She replied, I would rather be blank.
19:32Dead.
19:33Dead is her answer.
19:36Okay, listen.
19:37She said, date.
19:39Dead is the answer.
19:40Dead is the answer.
19:42There's one for her.
19:43Lady in red, she makes a living in a feathery dead.
19:47Dead.
19:48Dead.
19:48Dead.
19:48She said, three.
19:49Four to two.
19:50Three is the score now, right?
19:52Four to three the score at this moment.
19:54And she's got dead there.
19:56It's four to four now.
19:57One more.
19:57There we go.
19:58Four to four.
19:58Phil.
19:58Rather be dead than red.
20:00Runs again.
20:01Ryan.
20:07One for one.
20:08Five to four.
20:09The score, Ryan.
20:11It was a pleasure to meet you.
20:12And we're going to send some gifts your way from Natch Game 79.
20:15Ron Vargas, ladies and gentlemen.
20:17There he goes.
20:17Now we've got this for you.
20:23I don't know.
20:24He's going to be here.
20:24I don't know.
20:25He's going to be here.
20:26He's going to be here.
20:26He's going to be here.
20:26He's going to be here.
20:27I don't know.
20:27He's going to be here.
20:28He's going to be here.
20:28He's going to be here.
20:28He's going to be here.
20:29He's going to be here.
20:29He's going to be here.
20:30He's going to be here.
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20:31He's going to be here.
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20:32He's going to be here.
20:33He's going to be here.
20:33He's going to be here.
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20:34He's going to be here.
20:35He's going to be here.
20:36He's going to be here.
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21:20Would you wear your dirty laundry for a new washer and dryer?
21:23He wears nylons, you know, with no underwear.
21:25I think it looks sexy.
21:26Your wife said that you look terrible in a pair of her nylons.
21:30The newlywed game, keeping the home fires burning next on Game Show Network.
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21:36This program was everything good for Bosco.
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