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00:00You're watching Game Show Network.
00:06From Hollywood, the newlywed capital of the world,
00:09here come the newlyweds.
00:15Yes, it's the new Red Game.
00:17Now let's meet our newlywed couples for today.
00:20Couple number one married just eight months,
00:22Jan and Jim Lynn.
00:23Couple number two married just four short months,
00:26Ruth and Henry Hoffman.
00:27Couple number three married just 12 months,
00:30Marian and Jack Helgenhauer.
00:33And couple number four married just eight months,
00:35Ginny and Bernard Rewin.
00:37Those are newlyweds for today.
00:39Here's your host, the star of the newlywed game,
00:42Bob Hubin.
00:53Thank you very much, and welcome to the newlywed game.
00:56Well, as you can tell by the four couples sitting behind me,
00:59you don't have to be 18, 19 years old to be a newlywed.
01:02We've all been married less than two years,
01:03and we'll say hi to them in just a moment.
01:05Right after these words, we'll be right back.
01:09Well, with the wives secluded safely offstage,
01:11it's time for some five-point questions.
01:13Now, as you know, gentlemen, you'll be answering these questions
01:15as you predict your wife will answer the same question when she returns.
01:19If her answer matches your prediction,
01:21you'll have five points toward a special grand prize
01:24that's been selected especially for you and your wife.
01:26So listen carefully.
01:27Remember, each question's worth five points,
01:29and each correct prediction brings you that much closer to that grand prize.
01:33Gentlemen, are you ready?
01:35Here's your first question.
01:36What name for a poker hand will your wife say
01:40gives the best overall description of her chest?
01:42A name for a poker hand, Bernard, that would best describe her chest.
01:49Full house.
01:50Full house.
01:52Okay.
01:55Jack?
01:56I can't beat that one.
01:57I couldn't say four of a kind.
01:58I'll just say great.
01:59So that has to be...
02:00I'll say full house.
02:02Full house.
02:03Henry?
02:04Oh, that's hard to say now.
02:06I would...
02:08What's so hard to say, Henry?
02:11A pair.
02:13A pair.
02:16Okay.
02:16Jim?
02:17I think it would be a royal flush, Bob.
02:19A royal flush.
02:21Okay.
02:21Next question, gentlemen.
02:22How many articles of clothing will your wife say she wore to bed last night?
02:26How many articles of clothing, Jack?
02:28Uh, none.
02:30None?
02:31None.
02:32That's why we got married.
02:34She needs night clothes?
02:36No, not really.
02:37I like it that way.
02:38I see.
02:38Henry?
02:38Henry?
02:38Uh, last night, for a change, he had on one.
02:43One?
02:44One piece of clothing.
02:45Yes.
02:46Jim?
02:46I would say one piece.
02:47Go ahead.
02:49Of clothing.
02:50One, right.
02:51Bernard?
02:52One.
02:52I'll go along.
02:53You'll go along with one.
02:54Bernard, you'll go along with anything.
02:55I know your kind.
02:57Next question, gentlemen.
02:58When your wife returns, we're going to ask her to close her eyes and place her hand on
03:04your bare chest, then feel around a little bit and tell us what food it feels like she's
03:09playing with.
03:10What food will she say that is?
03:13Henry?
03:13Henry?
03:13I'd say bananas.
03:20Bananas.
03:21Bananas.
03:22Right.
03:22Are you peeling, Henry, or something?
03:24Jim?
03:25I would have to say that it would be...
03:27Very pleased, Jim.
03:35Uh, mush.
03:37Mush.
03:39Mush all right, Judge?
03:40Mush at a...
03:41Judge likes mush.
03:43Bernard?
03:43Shredded wheat.
03:44Shredded wheat.
03:46Jack?
03:47Coconut.
03:47Coconut.
03:48All right.
03:48All right.
03:49Gentlemen, thank you very much.
03:50We'll be right back to reunite these newlyweds, and we'll see how well the husbands have predicted
03:53what their wives will say.
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04:27And now back to Bob Eubanks and the newlywed game.
04:32Okay, gentlemen, we've recorded your predictions on cards.
04:35You now have them in your laps.
04:36Every time that your prediction matches your wife's answer, you'll be given five points.
04:40The one couple with the most points at the end of the show wins a special grand prize
04:44that's been selected especially for them.
04:46So, ladies, welcome back.
04:48Here's your first question.
04:48It's worth five points.
04:49Girls, what name for a poker hand gives the best overall description of your chest?
04:56The name for a poker hand, Jan, that might best describe your chest.
05:00Oh, dear, I can't think I'm not much of a poker player.
05:04You don't have to be in this game, believe me.
05:07Name for a poker hand.
05:08Yes.
05:09Um, I can't even think.
05:12Describing your chest now.
05:14My chest.
05:14Um, I can't even think of a poker.
05:20Very, very pleased.
05:21Okay.
05:21Full house.
05:22Full house.
05:23All right.
05:23Jim predicted you would say it would be, uh, a royal flush.
05:27Oh.
05:29Isn't that nice?
05:31It's a girl.
05:34Ruth?
05:35Your turn, Ruth.
05:37A pear.
05:38A pear.
05:38He said it would be a pear.
05:40That's right.
05:45Marian?
05:47I'd have to say a royal flush.
05:49A royal flush.
05:50He said a full house.
05:54Much better back to England.
05:56He originally said three of a kind and changed his mind.
06:01Kitty?
06:02Oh, God.
06:03I don't talk much about poker.
06:06A royal flush.
06:07A royal flush.
06:08He said it's more like a full house.
06:10A full house.
06:12Next question, girls.
06:13How many articles of clothing did you wear to bed last night?
06:19Ruth?
06:20One.
06:21One.
06:22He said you wore one.
06:24That's right.
06:28Marian?
06:28I don't think I wore anything last night.
06:32He said you didn't.
06:33That's right.
06:34Hey.
06:39Jack, keep that card flat on your lap for me, please.
06:41Kitty?
06:42I didn't even hear the question.
06:44I'm sorry.
06:45You don't mind.
06:46You're still thinking about the full house, right?
06:47Yeah.
06:47How many articles of clothing did you wear to bed last night?
06:51One.
06:52One.
06:53Okay.
06:53He said you wore one.
06:55That's right.
06:57You better do, man.
06:59Hey, Bernard.
07:00What did she wear?
07:02One.
07:05Bernard, he dances to a different tune.
07:08No, but what did she wear, though, Bernard?
07:11What did she wear?
07:12What I wear.
07:13What did you wear?
07:14Yeah, what did I say?
07:15You forgot.
07:16A nightgown, a pink one.
07:18A pink nightgown.
07:19With feet in it?
07:22No.
07:23No feet in it?
07:24No.
07:26Jan?
07:27Two.
07:29I'm quite sure it was two.
07:30Did you sneeze?
07:30Oh, two.
07:31Two.
07:32All right.
07:33Jim said you wore one.
07:35Don't you remember?
07:36And you said, what were you wearing that T-shirt for last night?
07:42And I said, because you weren't home.
07:44What does the T-shirt say on it?
07:47Oh, it's one of his.
07:48Just white, plain.
07:49Penny.
07:49It was Penny's T-shirt.
07:51I don't care where you bought it.
07:53I just wonder if it said anything funny on it or anything like that.
07:56That's it.
07:56Anything funny.
07:57No.
07:57Sorry.
07:58I am, too.
07:59Yes.
08:00Oh, well.
08:01Next time.
08:01Did you forget what she had on?
08:03No, I knew what she had on, but I didn't think.
08:05I thought there was just the one.
08:08Just the T-shirt?
08:09That's it.
08:10Oh.
08:10Well, you old rascal, you.
08:13Last of our five-point questions.
08:15Girls, gentlemen, do me a favor, guys.
08:16I want you to unbutton your vest, if you have a vest on.
08:19Unbutton that vest.
08:19All right.
08:20That's a lot better.
08:21That's fine.
08:22Now, unbutton a couple buttons in your shirt now.
08:24Yeah, good.
08:25Okay.
08:25Come on.
08:26Don't talk, Jim.
08:27Just unbutton.
08:28I can't do it.
08:29I can't do it.
08:29Okay, girls.
08:32Now, I'm going to ask each of you, in turn, to close your eyes and place your hand on your
08:35husband's bare chest.
08:36I want you to feel around for a while, and then tell us what food does it feel like you're
08:41playing with.
08:42Now, Marion, stick your hand in there, Marion.
08:44Not yet, ladies.
08:45Just Marion.
08:46Don't get excited here.
08:47Stick your hand in there.
08:49Come on.
08:49She can't even find it.
08:51Yeah.
08:52There it is.
08:53There it is.
08:53There.
08:53That's his chest.
08:54You wanted the chest, didn't you?
08:55Yeah, it sucked a little bit, that's all.
08:57Okay.
08:57Now, what food does that feel like?
09:01Hello, Marion.
09:02Oh, it feels so good.
09:03Yeah, what food does it feel like?
09:06Chicken.
09:06Chicken!
09:08That's a dumbest thing I've ever heard.
09:10He said that you would say, hold the card up now for me, Jack.
09:12No, it's coconut.
09:15Okay, Kitty, reach in there.
09:16That's a very smoothness.
09:17Unbutton that shirt there, Bernard.
09:19Oh, boy.
09:21Oh, boy.
09:23What food does that feel like?
09:25Oh, what does it feel like?
09:27Yeah, what food?
09:28Oh, food.
09:29Yes.
09:30Spaghetti.
09:30Spaghetti!
09:32He said it should feel like shredded wheat.
09:37Okay, Jan, your turn.
09:38Reach in there.
09:41Well, he's got a shirt on underneath.
09:44Certainly.
09:45That's the one she had on last night.
09:47There we go.
09:49Now, what does that feel like?
09:51What food?
09:55Broccoli?
09:55Pardon me?
09:56Broccoli.
09:56Broccoli?
09:58He thought you'd say it feels like mush.
10:00No.
10:03Ruth, here we go.
10:04Your turn.
10:05Sorry.
10:06Reach in there.
10:07Oh, that's cold.
10:09Well, what food does that feel like?
10:10Rabbit hair.
10:12Rabbit hair.
10:13Rabbit.
10:13Henry said it should feel like bananas.
10:15Ah!
10:16Ah!
10:16All right, ladies.
10:28Now it's your turn to predict what your husbands will say.
10:30Remember, each of these questions will now be worth 10 points.
10:33So, first question.
10:34Girls, lately when it comes to sex, will your husband say that you have a bigger list of do's
10:38or don'ts?
10:40Oh, Mary.
10:42Do's, most definitely.
10:43You've got a bigger list of do's.
10:45Mm-hmm.
10:45Okay.
10:46Uh, Ruth?
10:47Do's.
10:48Do's.
10:49Jan?
10:50Do's.
10:51Do's?
10:52You want him to improve a little bit?
10:55Oh, no.
10:56Oh, just do's.
10:57Kitty?
10:58Do's.
10:58Do's.
10:59Four do's.
11:00Okay.
11:00Girls, what will your husband say is the one thing he does at home that makes you think
11:04you're living with a creature from outer space?
11:06It's the one thing he does at home, Ruth, that makes you think that.
11:09He keeps a towel in his pocket all the time, like a dish towel or a...
11:15Keeps a towel in his pocket.
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:17All the time.
11:18Mm-hmm.
11:19Interesting.
11:20Jan?
11:21He smokes his pipe constantly.
11:24Boy, that's a dirty habitant.
11:25Oh, I like it.
11:26Oh, you do.
11:27But it's quite tough.
11:29He does it quite a bit.
11:30He does.
11:30Smokes his pipe.
11:31Kitty?
11:31He rushes.
11:33He's always in a hurry.
11:34He rushes all the time.
11:36Marion?
11:37My husband's a cleaning fanatic and will often go around and clean up after me, I'm afraid,
11:43so...
11:43He cleans all the time.
11:45Yeah.
11:45Last of our ten-point questions.
11:46Girls, if you took the number of times you've been married and the number of times your husband's
11:50been married, added them together, what would the total be?
11:53Jan?
11:54Six.
11:55Six?
11:56Kitty?
11:5975.
12:0075?
12:02Marion?
12:03Oh, 75.
12:04Yes, I'm sorry, too.
12:06That's what I was going to say.
12:08I don't know.
12:08Two.
12:09I'm sorry.
12:09Boy, you scared me to death.
12:12I mean, I wasn't going to question you.
12:13It's none of my business if you're running around like that with every guy in the world.
12:18You know?
12:19Four.
12:20Two.
12:20Is that what you said?
12:22Marion?
12:22Do we include our present marriage?
12:24If you're happy with it, I guess you can.
12:26Oh, great.
12:28Yeah, four then.
12:29Four.
12:29Yeah.
12:29Ruth?
12:30Seven.
12:31Seven.
12:3225-point bonus question, girls.
12:33Will your husband say he was born before talkies or after talkies?
12:38Kitty?
12:40Before.
12:40Before talkies.
12:42Marion?
12:43He'd like to say after, but I think it was before.
12:45Before.
12:46Ruth?
12:46Before.
12:47Before.
12:48Jan?
12:48Before.
12:49They really made movies without talking?
12:51Did they?
12:53I'll be gone.
12:54I didn't know that.
12:56Hey, we'll be back with the husbands.
12:58Without talking.
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13:35And now back to Bob Eubanks and the newlywed game.
13:39Now, gentlemen, let's see how well your wives have predicted what you will say.
13:45Remember, these questions will now be worth 10 points.
13:47And here's our first question.
13:49Gentlemen, for 10 points.
13:51Lately, when it comes to sex, does your wife have a bigger list of do's or don'ts?
14:00Bernard!
14:00Take that damn thing off!
14:05Television would care.
14:06I'm naked now.
14:07You start getting letters.
14:10From guys.
14:12Okay.
14:13Now, lately when it comes to sex, does your wife have a bigger list of do's or don'ts?
14:17And Henry, we'll start with you.
14:21Well, that's a rough one.
14:22She didn't have any trouble with it at all, Henry.
14:24No problem there.
14:26What's your answer, please?
14:27Bigger list of do's.
14:29Do's.
14:29All right.
14:30She says she has a bigger list of top card for me, please, Ruth.
14:32Hang on to the other cards.
14:33Do's is a correct answer.
14:34Yes.
14:35You got some points.
14:37Jack?
14:39I'd have to say definitely don'ts.
14:41She has a bigger list of don'ts.
14:43Okay.
14:43She says she has a bigger list of do's.
14:46Do's?
14:47That's silly.
14:48No, it's not.
14:49It sure is.
14:50I have to give you a lot of six different reasons why.
14:53Yeah.
14:53Why don't you hold off for a little bit?
14:55Okay.
14:56All right, Bernard.
14:57Yeah, she has a lot of do's.
14:59A lot of do's.
15:01She's had a lot of do's.
15:07Jim?
15:08I think my wife would say do's.
15:10Do's?
15:10Yes.
15:11Let's see what she said.
15:11She said she has a big list of do's.
15:13Do you have a good one?
15:15Next question, guys.
15:17Tell me, what's the one thing you do at home that makes your wife think that she's living with
15:21a creature from outer space?
15:23What do you do at home, Jack?
15:26I'm an embarrasser, but I take my teeth out and I don't comb my hair.
15:30You take your teeth out and you don't comb your hair?
15:33That's right.
15:34Do you walk around without your teeth?
15:36Yeah.
15:36I've got to admit to that.
15:37I guess you don't need them to walk, do you?
15:39I never thought of that.
15:40Okay.
15:41Marion said that, no, you're a fanatical cleaner.
15:45Oh, that's right.
15:48Sorry about that.
15:49Do you like him to take his teeth out?
15:51No, I don't.
15:52I'm sorry.
15:52It's more comfortable than I like.
15:54But I don't like him cleaning teeth, Jack.
15:56Huh.
15:57That's an interesting story.
15:59Whatever.
16:01I think that she thinks that I go in the room and lock myself in and do exercises.
16:07No.
16:09Out of space.
16:10No.
16:11Yes, no.
16:11She says you just rush around a lot.
16:13You just rush around.
16:15Rapidly moving on, Jim.
16:16Oh, what a mess.
16:17I think I usually go around and turn out the lights.
16:20You go around turning out the lights?
16:22Well, I was kind of raised that way.
16:24Which way?
16:24Without lights?
16:26Yes.
16:27Okay.
16:28Jan said that it's, uh, no, you smoke your pipe all the time.
16:32Oh.
16:33Oh.
16:33Oh.
16:35Well, I guess I do.
16:37Yeah.
16:38Well, Henry, what do you do?
16:39Well, I have a great time with her when she's least expecting.
16:44I sneak up and put my hands like this and get behind her and I, you know.
16:50And you what?
16:51Scare her.
16:54You scare her?
16:55I scare her.
16:55She jumps.
16:56I bet she does.
16:58Right.
16:58Squeals a little bit.
16:59Oh, yes.
17:00Okay.
17:01She said that, uh, uh, no, you keep a towel in your pocket.
17:04Oh.
17:06You know, I always go there and I, like, I'm a monster.
17:09Yeah.
17:11You do.
17:13That was one of her don'ts, by the way.
17:17What's the towel for, Henry?
17:19It's habit formings from my work.
17:21I always carry a towel in my right hand, pocket dangling, always wiping my hands.
17:25Huh.
17:27Another interesting story I've been able to extract from the couples.
17:31Here's our last of our ten-point questions.
17:34Gentlemen, if you took the number of times that you've been married and the number of times your wife has been married,
17:39you added them together, what would the total be?
17:42Uh, Bernard?
17:43Two.
17:44Two.
17:45All right.
17:45She said 75.
17:46No, she said two.
17:54Well, Jim, what do you think about this?
17:55I would have to say six.
17:57Six.
17:57All right.
17:58Your wife said six.
18:00Yeah.
18:00Yes.
18:06Henry, take the times you've been married, the times your wife's been married, add them together, and give me the total.
18:14I'd say it was about, we had a full life together.
18:20Seven.
18:21Seven.
18:21All right.
18:22She said seven.
18:28I don't want to say anything, but Jack is over there counting on his fingers.
18:31Well, not quite that much.
18:32Were you counting wives?
18:35Yeah, just about.
18:36This little piggy went to the market.
18:38This little piggy stayed home.
18:39Two and two make four.
18:40It certainly does.
18:41Four.
18:42She said four.
18:42That's correct.
18:43Okay.
18:44A couple of things you've got.
18:45We'll be back with a 25-minute bonus question.
18:47See, let's come up with a winner's round prize right after this question.
18:59Hello.
19:00All right, gentlemen.
19:01Here it is.
19:01Your big 25-point bonus question for 25 points.
19:03Gentlemen, were you born after talkies or before talkies?
19:08Couple number three.
19:09Jack and Marion with 15.
19:1125 would give you 40.
19:12Jack did it right.
19:12You'd be in first place.
19:13What's your answer, please?
19:14I was born before talkies.
19:15Before talkies.
19:16She said you were born before talkies.
19:19Yes.
19:20Couple number one.
19:21Jim and Jan with 20, 25 would give you 45.
19:23Jim, what's your answer?
19:24I was born before talkies.
19:25Before talkies.
19:26She said you certainly were born before talkies.
19:30Couple four.
19:31Bernard and Kitty, you have 25.
19:3325 would give you 50.
19:35Bernard, if you get it right, you'll be in first place.
19:36If you miss it, you'll go home in last place.
19:38Before talkies.
19:39Way before.
19:40All right.
19:41She said way before talkies.
19:43Good.
19:44Well, couple two.
19:46Henry and Ruth Hoffman, you have 30.
19:4725 would give you 55.
19:49Henry, if you get it right, you're going to win a grand prize.
19:51It's been selected especially for you and your wife.
19:53Henry, if you miss it, you're going home with nothing.
19:56Not even a frisbee.
20:01What's your answer, please?
20:02Well, I'm still a grown boy.
20:04I say after talkies.
20:05After talkies.
20:06She said you were born before talkies.
20:09That means a couple number four.
20:11Bernard and Kitty, you are newlywed game grand prize winners.
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21:02All yours is our lucky winners of the newlywed game.
21:05Oh, good morning, Kitty, with you.
21:07Congratulations.
21:07So you've won the camera, you've won the luggage,
21:09and we want to thank you very much for being on our show.
21:11And thanks to all of our couples, too.
21:13Hey, it's really about all the time we have.
21:15And I want to thank everybody for watching.
21:16Oh, oh, I'll tell you what.
21:18I'll tell you what.
21:19You have the camera, you have the luggage.
21:20Why don't we send you on an all-expense paid cruise to British Columbia?
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21:40A fantastic second honeymoon, furnished by Prudential.
21:44And all yours is our grand prize winners on the newlywed game.
21:47Once again, Kitty, congratulations to you.
21:49Thanks to our couples.
21:50Thanks to you, I'm Bob.
21:51You, thanks.
21:51We'll see you next time.
21:52Goodbye for now.
22:23Next up, warm up your pickup lines and take a good look at The Bachelors with Jim Lang.
22:39The dating game is next, followed by Body Language, only on Game Show Network.
22:43The Bachelors with Jim Lang.
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