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00:00You're watching Game Show Network.
00:08From Hollywood, the newlywed capital of the world, here come the newlyweds.
00:16Yes, it's the newlywed game.
00:18Now let's meet our newlywed couples for today.
00:20Couple number one married just nine months from Fernand, Kevin, Grannis.
00:24Couple number two married just 11 months, Sharon and Dave Campbell.
00:26Couple number three married just 13 months, Jill and Paul McGinnis.
00:31Couple number four married just 23 months, Vicki and Tony Perez.
00:35Those are new and for today, and here's your host, the star of the newlywed game, Bob Dubé.
00:47Thank you very much and welcome to the newlywed game.
00:49All of our couples have been married less than two years, and they're all here to play our game,
00:53and maybe one of them might win a grand prize.
00:56We'll meet them in just a moment for now, but we'll meet them.
01:01Okay, with the wives secluded safely offstage, it's time for some five-point questions.
01:04As you know, gentlemen, you'll be answering these questions.
01:06As you predict, your wife will answer the same question when she returns.
01:10If her answer matches your prediction, then you'll get five points toward a grand prize
01:13that's been selected especially for you.
01:15So guys, whatever you do, listen carefully.
01:17Remember, each question is worth five points in round number one,
01:20and good luck to all four of you because you're really gonna need it.
01:23Here's your first question.
01:24Gentlemen, if your very first whoopee session together had taken place in wet cement,
01:30after you'd gone, what animal will your wife say someone would think had been sleeping there
01:34by looking at the impression the two of you had left?
01:37Tony?
01:38I would have to say, Bob, two lizards.
01:41Pardon me, sir?
01:42Two lizards.
01:43A lizard.
01:44Okay.
01:45Paul?
01:45Uh, probably two alligators.
01:49Alligator.
01:50Dave?
01:50Uh, two tigers.
01:53Tigers.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Kevin?
01:55I'd have to say two lions.
01:57Lions.
01:57All right.
01:58Next question, gentlemen.
01:59How long will your wife say her hair is?
02:02Paul?
02:03Oh, about a foot long, I guess.
02:06A foot long, Dave?
02:08Or about six inches.
02:09Six inches.
02:10Kevin?
02:11A foot and a half.
02:12A foot and a half?
02:13Yeah.
02:13No kidding.
02:23I would say, uh, 12 inches.
02:2712 inches?
02:2712 inches.
02:28Uh-huh.
02:28On the back.
02:31Why didn't you say a foot?
02:32Uh, a foot, fine.
02:34Yes.
02:36I just wondered.
02:37Yes, 12 inches seems, uh, ideal in inches.
02:41So I...
02:42I'm sorry.
02:44I'm sorry, bud.
02:45That's all right.
02:47Did I just get here?
02:49This is the last of our five-point questions.
02:51Gentlemen, think about this one now.
02:54When your wife returns, she will be given a crisp, a green, $20 bill.
02:58Now, we're going to ask her, all on her own, to give away her $20 to the one other couple
03:03who really look like they need that money the most.
03:06All you have to do is tell us, which of the other three couples will she choose for her
03:11generous donation?
03:12Sharon's going to be given a $20 bill, Dave.
03:14What couple looks like they need that money the most?
03:18Oh, uh, I would say couple number four.
03:22Number four.
03:23Yeah.
03:25Uh, he can go out and get a haircut.
03:28He can go out and get a haircut.
03:29I'll get him after the show, Bob.
03:37You're getting it after the show?
03:38Yes, I will.
03:39I think he's spoken for.
03:40Yes, I will.
03:41Can I get him now?
03:44Uh, Kevin?
03:45Uh, number two.
03:47Number two?
03:48Yeah.
03:48How come?
03:49Oh, because...
03:51Ooh.
03:53He can use a new suit.
03:54Yeah.
03:59Well, I think that looks fine.
04:01That's okay.
04:02Yeah.
04:03Tony?
04:04Bob, I would say, uh, couple number one.
04:07Number one?
04:08Yes.
04:09Uh, I, I like the kids, but, uh, I think they need help.
04:12Uh...
04:13That seems to be the problem.
04:17I don't know.
04:18They, they're nice fellas, but, uh, I would say couple number one.
04:22Couple number one?
04:23I've got one fight already staged.
04:24I don't want to.
04:26I was going to say, we could have a round robin before this is over.
04:29Yes.
04:30Paul?
04:31Uh, I'd say a couple number one.
04:34Number one?
04:34Yeah.
04:35They were, uh, smoking quite a bit back there, and, uh, I think they need more cigarettes back there.
04:40Oh.
04:40All right, fine.
04:42Isn't this fun?
04:43We're having so much fun on the Newlywed Game, and we'll be right back to reunite the Newlyweds,
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05:26And now back to Bob Eubanks.
05:29Okay, gentlemen, we've recorded your predictions on cards and now have them in your laps.
05:32Every time that your prediction matches your wife's answer, you'll be given five points.
05:35The one couple with the most points at the end of the show wins a grand prize that's been selected especially for them.
05:41So, ladies, welcome back to our show.
05:43Here's your first question.
05:43And girls, if your very first whoopee session together had taken place in wet cement,
05:48after you'd gone, what animal would someone think had been sleeping there by looking at the impression the two of you had left?
05:55Roberta?
05:56Probably a pig.
05:59Pig, all right.
06:00Kevin said that probably lions were a little bit like lions in them.
06:03Yeah, that place was a mess.
06:05That's why she said pig.
06:10Sharon?
06:10Oh, I'm not sure.
06:13Well, let's see.
06:14Maybe a cat?
06:18What kind of a cat?
06:20A kitten.
06:22A small...
06:22Regular little house cat?
06:23Kitten?
06:24All right.
06:24He said...
06:24Not that well.
06:25No, he said tigers.
06:27Tigers?
06:28Not tigers.
06:30Well, we aren't...
06:31You must really mean...
06:32We aren't kitty cats.
06:33Well, isn't...
06:33Isn't he a tiger?
06:35He's a tiger and I'm a cat.
06:38Huh.
06:38Jill?
06:39I'll say bears.
06:40Bears.
06:41He said it looked like a bunch of alligators have been there.
06:44Why alligators?
06:45You like...
06:45A lot.
06:55Vicki?
06:56A giraffe.
06:58A giraffe?
06:59Your husband said it looked like a lizard had been there.
07:02We never laid down.
07:03We were standing up.
07:04All the time you kept changing colors.
07:09Oh.
07:11Here's our next question.
07:18It's a living.
07:19That's all I can say.
07:20It's a living.
07:21Next question, girls.
07:23How long is your hair?
07:26Sharon, how long is your hair?
07:28Short.
07:29I see.
07:33Well, how long is short?
07:39It's shorter than a lot of people.
07:44I see.
07:45If your hair is shorter than a lot of people, how long is it?
07:49It's about...
07:50Oh.
07:50How long?
07:52Oh.
07:54Four inches.
07:54Four inches.
07:55Four inches, all right?
07:56Your husband says six inches long.
07:59Oh.
08:00I'm...
08:00It's...
08:01I don't think it's six inches long.
08:03No, I don't think it is either.
08:04I told him it wasn't, but he said he insisted that it was.
08:08Jill?
08:09I'll say five.
08:10Five what?
08:11Inches.
08:11Inches, all right?
08:12He said one foot.
08:13One foot.
08:15Look, it's not a foot long, Paul.
08:18Almost.
08:19It's about five inches.
08:20About five inches from here, it looks to me like.
08:22One, two, three, four, five.
08:24Five, five inches.
08:26Yeah.
08:27Five inches.
08:29Five inches.
08:30Oh, Paul messed up another one.
08:33Vicki?
08:34Eight inches.
08:35Eight inches.
08:35Your husband said that your hair is one foot.
08:39Tony?
08:40One foot.
08:40It's not that long.
08:42You want to have a jewel measure?
08:43We talked about it last night.
08:44We deal in inches, and you said 12 inches.
08:46Oh, maybe I got it.
08:47Yes.
08:48Roberta?
08:48You got it.
08:49About a foot.
08:49A foot.
08:50Your husband said your hair is a foot and a half.
08:52A foot and a half?
08:53Yeah.
08:54Where the hair has come from?
08:56I don't know.
08:56I don't know how long it was.
08:58I said, I don't know.
08:59How long is your hair, Kevin?
09:00I don't know.
09:01Four inches?
09:02Four inches.
09:03All right.
09:05Huh.
09:05Here's the last of our five-point questions.
09:08Now, it's a special time on our show because we have with us our newlywed game, Money Made,
09:15Monique.
09:16Monique.
09:16Monique, come out here.
09:18Yes.
09:21That is Monique, our money maid.
09:26And, Monique, you have a very special duty.
09:28You're going to hand each one of our wives a crisp, fresh $20 bill.
09:33Why don't you do that, Monique?
09:35All right.
09:36Is she a nice lady?
09:37I'll take two.
09:38That's Monique.
09:38No, you can only have one, Jill.
09:40Monique, the newlywed game, Money Made.
09:43Now, Monique, you did a fine job, Monique.
09:45We're very proud of you.
09:46We really are.
09:47Thank you, Bob.
09:48But now I have no money left at all.
09:51Whatever will I do?
09:54I'm sure you'll find a way.
10:04She could become a meter maid, couldn't she, or something?
10:08Here's our question now, girls.
10:10You've each got a $20 bill.
10:12Now, girls, don't get excited because you're going to give your money away to the one other
10:16couple who really looks like they need that money the most.
10:20Now, gentlemen, I want your eyes straight ahead, the cards flat on your laps, and girls,
10:24let's hope that your generous donation goes to the couple that your husband thought that
10:28you would choose.
10:29All right?
10:30Now, Jill, you get to go first.
10:31We want you to give that $20 bill to the couple that you think needs it the most.
10:37What about me?
10:38No.
10:38You don't work.
10:39I do, too.
10:40Oh, I'm sorry.
10:41I mean, it doesn't work on this.
10:42Oh.
10:43I wasn't trying to, you know, I wasn't.
10:45I mean, give the money away, will you, lady?
10:47Do you want me to just go over and give it to them?
10:48Yeah, if you'd like, sure.
10:50Can I have yours now?
10:51No, no.
10:51No.
10:53Okay.
10:53Now, why did you give it to couple number one?
10:55Because I think they're cute.
10:59All right.
10:59Your husband thought that you would give it to couple number one.
11:02That's right.
11:03Sure.
11:06Huh.
11:07Well, Vicki, now, who are you going to give your $20 to?
11:10Couple number one.
11:11I want you to hand it down there to them.
11:12Okay.
11:13Okay.
11:14Watch Jill.
11:14She'll hang on to it.
11:16Now, why did you give it to couple number one?
11:18Because they seem so young.
11:20They probably need it.
11:21Well, I'm younger than they.
11:22I want you to give it to me.
11:23Oh, no, you're not.
11:25I thought I was.
11:27Tony said you would give your money to couple number one.
11:29That's right.
11:34Well, Roberta, you're doing all right.
11:35You got $40 in your hand.
11:36Now, you've got, oh, you got $60, but you have $20 you have to give away.
11:39Now, what are you going to do?
11:40Which couple do you think needs the money the most here?
11:42Probably couple number two.
11:44Well, why don't you give it to them?
11:45Now, why did you give it to couple number two?
11:48Because they live so far away, they need it for gas.
11:51Oh, that's good thinking.
11:53All right.
11:53Your husband thought you'd give the money to couple number two.
11:56Right.
11:59Isn't this fun?
12:01Now, Sharon, let's see.
12:02You've got $20 in your hand that belongs to you.
12:04You got $20 from Kevin and Roberta.
12:06Now, you have to give $20 of it away, though.
12:08Which couple do you think needs it the most?
12:10Couple number one.
12:12Couple number one.
12:13Isn't that nice?
12:14Your husband wanted to give it to couple number four
12:16because he thought that Tony needed a haircut.
12:17All right, ladies, now it's your turn to predict what your husbands will say.
12:31And remember, each of these questions will now be worth 10 points.
12:33And here's our first question.
12:34Girls, how will your husband say you would complete this sentence?
12:36If there's one thing my husband can't stand, it's a good old-fashioned American what?
12:43Jill?
12:46Uh, a good old-fashioned American...
12:52Girl.
12:57Girl, all right.
12:58Sharon?
13:00A good old-fashioned American...
13:04Car.
13:05Car.
13:06Roberta?
13:07A girl because he's always sex-happy.
13:11Girl, all right.
13:12Vicki?
13:14Cup of coffee.
13:15Cup of coffee.
13:16Next question, girls.
13:17If your husband could be run over by any make-of sports car in the world,
13:20which one will he say he would select to run over him, Sharon?
13:26I think he would select...
13:29Oh, I think it would be probably...
13:32a Dodge.
13:34Uh, no, it's a sports car.
13:36Can we take Dodge?
13:37Well, a little car.
13:38Well, if it was a Charger, is that a sports car?
13:40Well, I'll take Dodge, sure, because, you know, sure, why not?
13:43Roberta?
13:44A Pantera.
13:44He's always wanted a Pantera.
13:46Pantera.
13:46All right.
13:47Vicki?
13:47A Corvette.
13:48Corvette.
13:49Jill?
13:49A 57 T-Bird.
13:51Because I'd be in the car driving it.
13:5250 seconds?
13:54Oh, you'd like to run him over, huh?
13:55Well, sometimes, yeah.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Huh.
13:58Last of our 10-point questions.
14:00Girls, what will your husband say is the funniest name he's ever called his boss?
14:05That must be something other than his real name, Roberta.
14:08It's the funniest name, Roberta, he's ever called his boss.
14:11Remember, we're on television, please.
14:13A numbnut.
14:19Pardon me?
14:20A numbnut.
14:21I'm sorry?
14:21A numbnut.
14:23Uh-huh.
14:27Vicki?
14:30Oh, my God.
14:31On television, you're going to say that?
14:36A stupid.
14:37Stupid?
14:38Jill?
14:39I'll say a turkey.
14:40Turkey?
14:41Sure.
14:42An egghead.
14:43Egghead.
14:45Interesting choice of names.
14:47All right, here's our 25-point bonus question.
14:49Girls, will your husband say that his favorite soup and your favorite soup are the same soup
14:53or different soups?
14:56Vicki?
14:57Different soups.
14:58Different soups.
14:58Jill?
14:59Same.
14:59Same soup.
15:00Sharon?
15:00Different soups.
15:01Different soup, Roberta?
15:02Different.
15:03Different soup.
15:04All right, ladies, thank you.
15:05It's been fun.
15:05We'll be back with the husbands to prepare answers on the Newlywed Game.
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15:41And now back to Bob Eubanks and the Newlywed Game.
15:48Now, gentlemen, let's see how well your wives have predicted what you will say.
15:50And remember, these questions will now be worth 10 points.
15:52Gentlemen, how did your wife complete this sentence?
15:54She said, if there's one thing my husband can't stand,
15:57it's a good old-fashioned American what?
15:59What can't you stand, Dave?
16:01A good old-fashioned American what?
16:05Uh.
16:09Hurry, please.
16:11Good old-fashioned American cheesecake.
16:14Cheesecake.
16:14All right.
16:15She said, you can't stand a good old-fashioned American car.
16:17Car?
16:19What?
16:21I'd say probably a car.
16:23Car.
16:23She said, you can't stand a good old-fashioned American girl.
16:26Girl.
16:27You know, girl.
16:28Well, you've been working a car.
16:30I know, but that's...
16:30Why doesn't he like a good old-fashioned American girl?
16:33I do.
16:35Well, now, what's that?
16:36Well, why did you say...
16:37Yeah, why did you say car?
16:38Because you are one car.
16:39Oh, why did I say girl?
16:41Yeah.
16:41Because I'm not that good old-fashioned American.
16:45You aren't?
16:46No, I'm not.
16:47Well, I am sometimes.
16:49Sometimes what?
16:50I'm good.
16:52Are you ever old-fashioned?
16:55Maybe sometimes.
16:56Uh-huh.
16:56Well, he can stand a good old-fashioned American girl.
17:00Well, I don't want to be that all the time.
17:03Well, maybe he was talking about someone else.
17:05Oh.
17:06Who?
17:06I don't know.
17:07You ask me.
17:08Tony?
17:10I would have to say a baseball game.
17:13Good old...
17:13What's the matter with baseball?
17:15I'm not really into it.
17:16I see.
17:17All right.
17:17She says, you can't stand a good old-fashioned American cup of coffee.
17:19You like your coffee perked in milk, not water.
17:23Perked in milk?
17:24Milk.
17:24And he doesn't like baseball?
17:26No.
17:26Give him that $20.
17:27Let's see if we can get him a haircut.
17:28Yeah.
17:29Kevin, you can't stand a good old-fashioned American what?
17:32Girl.
17:33Girl.
17:33All right.
17:34She said, good old-fashioned American girl.
17:36All right.
17:37All right.
17:37What is it you don't like about girls, Kevin?
17:44I don't like the way they used to dress back then.
17:48Oh.
17:48Oh.
17:50Okay.
17:50Next question.
17:52Gentlemen, if you could be run over by any make of sports car in the world, which one would
17:57you select?
17:58Paul?
17:59A T-Bird.
18:00A T-Bird.
18:00She said you would like to be run over by a T-Bird.
18:03That's correct.
18:04Sure.
18:06Tommy?
18:07I would have to say a Trans Am.
18:10A Trans Am.
18:10All right.
18:11She said a Corvette.
18:12We love Corvette.
18:14Yes.
18:15Kind of like baseball or coffee, but likes Corvette.
18:17Kevin?
18:18Uh, Pantera.
18:19Pantera.
18:19She said it would be a Pantera.
18:21Right.
18:23Dave?
18:25Uh, Porsche.
18:26A Porsche.
18:26She said you'd like to be run over by a good old Dodge.
18:29A Dodge?
18:31A Dodge?
18:32He said good old.
18:34Well, that does nothing express.
18:36I think of an old car sometimes.
18:38He didn't mean old car.
18:38I didn't say old.
18:40I, excuse me.
18:42No, I was the other question.
18:43Good old fashioned, that was the girl question.
18:44That's right.
18:45This was the car question.
18:47Very sorry.
18:48That's all right.
18:48You're forgiven.
18:49You have no points.
18:51Here's the last of our ten point questions.
18:53Gentlemen, tell me, what's the funniest name you've ever called your boss?
18:57There must be something other than his real name.
18:59Tony, what's the funniest name you've ever called your boss?
19:01The Witch.
19:01The Witch?
19:02Yes.
19:02She said you called him a stupid.
19:04You never call him clean names.
19:06Never.
19:09It's always been the Witch.
19:10No.
19:11He's going to fire me.
19:11A stupid, she said.
19:13Stupid is the cleanest word.
19:14Say it again, Vicki.
19:15Stupid.
19:15Yes.
19:16That's four times.
19:17Like you.
19:17You're fired now, Pell.
19:20Hmm.
19:21You'll never get that Corvette now.
19:22No.
19:23Kevin?
19:25Stupid.
19:26Stupid.
19:26She said you called him...
19:27Close.
19:28Yeah, right.
19:29Well, he's always accusing me things about things that I never did do.
19:35I'm sure you haven't done this anymore.
19:37Dave?
19:38Uh, smooth.
19:40Smooth?
19:40Smooth.
19:41All right.
19:41He sells and he...
19:42She said you called him, uh, uh, egghead.
19:46Egghead?
19:47Well, that was your other boss.
19:49That was a former one.
19:50I know.
19:51He's talking about the boss now.
19:53Yeah.
19:54Oh, I don't even know.
19:56Uh...
19:57Which good old-fashioned American girl do you like, Paul?
20:00Thanks.
20:01Thanks.
20:03Um, back to the question here.
20:06Uh...
20:06Well, you can tell us.
20:07I mean, you know.
20:08I'll answer the question, all right?
20:10Yeah, that's right.
20:11Which good old-fashioned American girl do you like?
20:14Uh...
20:14Oh, you want to answer the other question?
20:16Yeah.
20:16Oh, okay.
20:17I'll just say Aki.
20:18Aki.
20:18Aki.
20:19Aki.
20:19All right.
20:20She said you called your boss a turkey.
20:21Turkey.
20:21You don't really have them, boss.
20:23You have a lot of them.
20:24All right, we'll be back to the 25th.
20:25I'll go with questions.
20:26All right, gentlemen.
20:31Here it is.
20:31Your big 25-point bonus question.
20:32For 25 points, gentlemen, is your favorite soup and your wife's favorite soup the same
20:36soup or two different soups?
20:39Let's go to couple number two.
20:40Dave and Sharon, you have zero.
20:4125 would give you 25, Dave.
20:43Uh, can you repeat the question?
20:45Is your favorite soup and your wife's favorite soup the same soup or two different soups?
20:49It's, uh, two different soups.
20:50Two different soups.
20:51She says that it's different.
20:52That's right.
20:52You get 25 points.
20:53Couple number four.
20:56Tony and Vicki, you have five.
20:5825 would give you 30.
20:59Tony?
21:00We like, uh, the same soup.
21:02The same soup.
21:03She says you like different soups.
21:04I like your soup.
21:07Oh, wonderful.
21:08Couple number three.
21:09Paul and Jill with 15.
21:1025 would give you 40.
21:11Paul, what do you say?
21:12The same soup.
21:13Same soup.
21:14She said the same soup.
21:15That's right.
21:16All right.
21:19Couple number one.
21:20Kevin and Roberta, you have 25.
21:2125 would give you 50.
21:23Kevin, if you get it right, you're going to win a grand prize selected especially for you
21:25and your wife.
21:27Different.
21:28Different.
21:28She said you like different soups.
21:29That's right.
21:30Kevin and Roberta, you're another game grand prize winner.
21:33And now, Kevin and Roberta, as the winners of the Newly Red Game, here's the special prize,
21:44those that just for you, your very own brand new, magnificently crafted dining room.
21:51And Brian and Roberta, you're going to make it as a collection of traditional dining room furniture
21:55designed for a basic experience for casual living.
21:58Superior quality design and finish all.
22:00That's right, Martha Broyo, premier classic one by Broyo.
22:03That glowing charm, here's an elegant Burton's strong crystal chandelier.
22:07Designed and crafted for an extra home of beauty quality and distinction furnished by Burton.
22:11A complete and stunning dining room ensemble.
22:14All yours is a lucky winner of the Newly Red Game.
22:16Kevin and Roberta, congratulations to you being our winner.
22:18Thanks to all of our couples.
22:20I'm Bob Eubanks.
22:20We'll see you next time.
22:21Goodbye.
22:22Goodbye.
22:22Goodbye.
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