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00:00From Television City in Hollywood, it's Card Sharks!
00:10And here's the host of Card Sharks, Bob Eubanks!
00:18Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Hello, everybody, and welcome to Card Sharks.
00:23We have some excitement going on today because we're going to start our show by paying the big money cards.
00:28But before we get going, I want you to meet our two lovely dealers on Card Sharks, and here they are right now.
00:37Time out.
00:40I said two lovely dealers on Card Sharks.
00:44Susanna, the executive producer of Card Sharks, Mark Goodson, and Lacey Pemberton.
00:48What are you doing here, Mr. G?
00:53I took a survey of 100 people standing in line.
00:58I said, how many of you would like to see Mark Goodson make a personal appearance on Card Sharks?
01:03How many do you think said yes?
01:06Oh, uh, everyone?
01:09I don't know.
01:12Susanna, what do you think?
01:13No, no, I'm asking you.
01:14Gee, I don't know.
01:15I'll see everyone. I want my job, too.
01:18Take a number.
01:2090.
01:20Higher or lower?
01:21Higher.
01:22The actual number of people who said, I'd like to see Mark Goodson make a personal appearance was one.
01:28And he did not speak English.
01:31But I don't care.
01:32I'm here because I came with a poem that I wrote for Card Sharks.
01:37Okay?
01:37Will you stand here and listen to it?
01:38Sure.
01:38When I got out of bed today, for some crazy reason, I wanted to say hooray.
01:44I felt like bringing a verbal bouquet to Card Sharks.
01:47Now, you know, I've created so many games, I've forgotten their names.
01:51But this is the new kid on the block.
01:54So I just put my key in the lock and I came over to say hello.
01:57Now, look, I'm the boss.
01:58How can you say no, right?
01:59Anyway, I confess that Card Sharks gives me a kind of a special blast.
02:06Maybe it's the game.
02:07Partly, it's the cast.
02:09I get a kick from those questions that probe how people really feel.
02:13I love to second guess the turn of the cards that our lovely dealers deal.
02:18And I'm tingled by these lovely dealers.
02:21Luscious Lacey and Saucy Susanna, who work hand in hand with our top banana.
02:28There he is, Bob Ubex.
02:30Bob is my favorite guy.
02:32He's a performer with a sensitive eye.
02:34He's an emcee who's laid back and cool.
02:38He knows how far a host can go.
02:40He never acts the fool.
02:42And while I can't mention everyone that's here, and by the way,
02:45I should give your last names for your mother's sake, right?
02:47Lacey Pemberton, Susanna Williams.
02:49Okay, good.
02:50Let me offer a special cheer to the off-camera set.
02:55The guys and gals who really pilot our jet.
02:58There's producers Chester Feldman, Mimi O'Brien, and Jonathan, who happens to be my son.
03:03Director Paul Alder and Andy Felcher, the AD.
03:06They all help to make it fun.
03:08And there's the fabulous CBS crew.
03:10We'd be up the creek without you.
03:11And having used up all this expensive time and praised you all in my rickety rhyme,
03:18I'm going to end on a rather sour chime.
03:20Nobody here is going to get an extra dime.
03:25Thank you very much.
03:26Ladies and gentlemen, executive producer of Cards Arch, Mr. Mark Goodson.
03:33He didn't mention my last name.
03:35No.
03:36But I like that top banana.
03:37That's cute.
03:38I am the top banana.
03:39Yes.
03:40Don't slip on the peel, girls.
03:41Okay.
03:42Here's what we're going to do.
03:43We're going to play the big money cards.
03:45And so let's get our champion here right now.
03:47Come on, Carol.
03:51Woo!
03:52That was the boss.
03:54Yes.
03:54That was the boss guy.
03:55Right.
03:56He was here.
03:56You have a boss guy, right?
03:57Yes, I do.
03:58In fact, you're ditching school, aren't you?
03:59No.
04:00Yes, you are.
04:00It's a weekday and you're supposed to be teaching first graders.
04:03How come?
04:04Well, because I wanted to be on Cards Charts.
04:05Well, you've come to the right place.
04:07You're a nice lady.
04:08And your last name is Carol?
04:09Jaffe.
04:10Jaffe.
04:10And the kids call you Miss Carol or Miss Jaffe?
04:12Mrs. Jaffe.
04:13Mrs. Jaffe.
04:14All right.
04:14And they're watching?
04:15Yes.
04:16How much have you won so far?
04:17Do you remember?
04:18$1,000.
04:19More than that.
04:20More than that.
04:21Yeah, you've won more than that.
04:21$1,200.
04:22$1,200, right.
04:23$1,300.
04:23It's a whole bunch anyway.
04:24It's a whole bunch.
04:25Well, that's pennies compared to what's going to happen to you right now, my dear, because
04:28now we're going to give you new money to bet with.
04:31We'll start you on the bottom line right there with $200.
04:34You bet your way across the line by calling off high and low.
04:36When you get to the next line now, we'll give you another $400 of betting money.
04:40And again, bet your way across the line.
04:42Remember, minimum bets are $50 each time until you get to the top row up there.
04:46At that time, you must bet at least half of your dollars.
04:48And don't forget, Carol, you'll have a chance to change one card per line by choosing one
04:52of the spare cards that Susanna's dealing out.
04:54You got that?
04:55I got that.
04:56Carol Jaffe, good luck to you.
04:57We'll see you win a lot of money.
04:58Give the lady $200.
04:59Okay.
05:00And let's play the big money cards on card charts.
05:03All right.
05:03Here we go.
05:04It's your first card.
05:05It's a five.
05:07Let's keep that card, Bob.
05:10And let's go $50 higher.
05:12$50 higher than the five.
05:14Your card's an ace.
05:15Look at there.
05:15$250.
05:17All of it lower.
05:18All of it lower than the ace.
05:20It's a three.
05:21You got $500.
05:23All of it higher, Bob.
05:24All of it higher than the three.
05:25It's a five again.
05:27And now you got $1,000.
05:28We come up here, give you another $400.
05:31That's your base, and you can play it or you can change it.
05:33I think this time I'm going to change it, and I'm going to try my lucky number three.
05:38Number three.
05:38Okay.
05:39The five now turns into a king, and you got $1,400.
05:44Okay.
05:45Let me take $1,200 lower.
05:49$1,200 lower than a king.
05:51Jack, yes.
05:52$2,600.
05:54All right.
05:54Let's have, um...
05:58What will it be, Carol?
05:59$1,000 lower.
06:00$1,000 lower.
06:02$1,000 lower than the jack.
06:04Will it be lower than the jack for $1,000?
06:07Yes!
06:08$3,600.
06:10All of it higher.
06:11All of it higher than the deuce king.
06:13You've got $7,200.
06:16You've got to bet at least $3,600.
06:19$3,600.
06:19I have to bet $3,600.
06:24I have to bet at least $3,600.
06:25Half of it, uh-huh.
06:25$3,600.
06:26You've got $7,200.
06:28$5,000 lower.
06:30$5,000 lower.
06:33Do you realize if this card is lower than the king, you're going to add another $12,200.
06:37If it's lower than the king, it is!
06:42Yeah!
06:50Add $12,200 to your total, that gives you $13,400.
06:57And we'll be back and meet a new challenge of our chapter in just a moment.
07:00Welcome back to Card Sharks.
07:18It's always fun we start our game with the big money cards like that.
07:22Carol, oh, I'm so proud of you.
07:24And the first grade is going to be so excited to see Miss Carol Joffrey, Mrs. Carol Joffrey.
07:29How many children do you have?
07:3030.
07:31You have 30 kids.
07:32Wonderful.
07:34Boy, you've been a busy lady, haven't you?
07:35How long have you been married?
07:3730 years.
07:3830 years, I see.
07:40You just don't take a vacation, do you?
07:41Not at all.
07:42Well, okay.
07:43Well, you're not going to take a vacation in our show because we've got a new challenger for you.
07:46Bob, come in here.
07:48How you doing, Bob?
07:48Hi.
07:49My name is Bob Morris from Pasadena, California.
07:50They're applauding for you.
07:52All right.
07:52I like that.
07:53Take that applause.
07:54My name is Bob Morris.
07:55I'm from Pasadena, California.
07:57I'm currently engaged to be married in the beautiful island of Hawaii.
08:00to a very beautiful young lady.
08:02And I'm also in the military reserve as a Green Beret, Special Forces.
08:05Wonderful.
08:06It's nice to have you here.
08:07Thank you, Bob.
08:07Your mother didn't have much imagination either, did she?
08:09Called you Bob, right?
08:10Hey.
08:11She took after you, I think.
08:12I'm not sure.
08:13Your mother's never taken after me.
08:14I don't even know the lady.
08:15Hey.
08:17I'll have to talk to her when I say it.
08:18Yeah, yeah.
08:18Please do.
08:19Okay.
08:19I spell mine the reverse way.
08:20I spell mine B-O-B, you see.
08:22That's true.
08:23If you take this and put it here and this over here, it's still the same thing.
08:26I wish I'd have said that.
08:27All right.
08:27Yeah.
08:27Next time, I'll let you say it.
08:28Thank you very much.
08:29Okay.
08:29Nobody laughs, so you say it.
08:31Okay.
08:32All right.
08:33You cut the cards.
08:34Lacey's dealing out the cards in the deck you cut.
08:35We're going to start off with this match.
08:36Now, remember, you win two games.
08:38You win the championship.
08:38You go on to play the big money cards.
08:40First player to win two games.
08:41So, good luck to the two of you.
08:43Watch her, Bob.
08:43She's tough.
08:44Hey, I know.
08:4430 kids behind her.
08:46Here's your question.
08:47All right.
08:47For you, Carol, we surveyed 100 firemen.
08:50We asked them, has your firehouse ever caught fire?
08:54How many firemen said their firehouse has caught fire?
08:59Oh, dear.
08:59I would hate to think that the firehouse would ever catch fire,
09:02but I guess that you could have an electrical current outage
09:07or something like that.
09:09I think that it's going to be a very low number, though.
09:12I hope so.
09:13Let's say five.
09:15Five out of 100 firemen said the firehouse has caught fire.
09:17Bob, what do you think?
09:18Higher or lower than five?
09:18Hey, that's a great answer.
09:20I know a lot of firemen.
09:21I always wanted to be a fireman when I was a kid,
09:23but I never made it yet.
09:24I know one fire station that did burn down due to a brush fire,
09:28but I'm going to say that's because they weren't there.
09:30Yes, of course.
09:30I'm going to say if they're that cautious to make sure we don't burn up,
09:33they're going to be double cautious.
09:34I'm going to say that's a little lower.
09:36You're lower than the five.
09:36Because I can't see that happening.
09:37The actual number of firemen whose firehouse has caught fire is 27.
09:41Was it lower?
09:43And they're protecting us.
09:44They're protecting us.
09:45All right, Carol, you got lucky, kid.
09:47Here's your card.
09:48Carol, it is an eight.
09:49You can change that.
09:50Bob, change that card, please.
09:52I have no doubt.
09:53The eight will now become a five.
09:55You get a lot of fives.
09:56I like fives.
09:57Let's go higher, Bob.
09:58Higher than the five.
09:59I've got a three.
10:01Bob, that means you get a free shot at the cards.
10:04You can't change it.
10:04Didn't win the high or low, but who wants to?
10:06Lower.
10:06Lower than the ace.
10:07Your card's a three.
10:08Higher, Bob.
10:09Higher than the three.
10:10Look at here.
10:11Higher, Bob.
10:11Lower.
10:12Lower than the king.
10:13Four.
10:13Higher, Bob.
10:14To win game number one.
10:16Oh, God.
10:17And back you go to there.
10:21Lacey, I'll give those to you.
10:24Boy, that'll make you age, won't it?
10:27I think I aged a couple years already.
10:28I think you did, too.
10:29Yes.
10:30I've seen all that money go away.
10:30Speak up when you say higher, lower, would you?
10:32I'll try.
10:32A little bit higher?
10:33Okay.
10:33No, no, no.
10:34I'm just teasing.
10:35Okay.
10:36Bob, here's a question for you.
10:37Okay.
10:38We surveyed 100 men engaged to be married, and we asked them,
10:42if you could live with your fiancée, instead of marrying her, would you do it?
10:46How many engaged men said they would prefer to live with their fiancée?
10:49Now, you're engaged.
10:50Yes, sir.
10:50Yeah, would you rather live with her than marry her?
10:52You want to hear this?
10:53We've lived together for three years.
10:56You're asking the right person.
10:57And she lives where?
10:58She lives in Hawaii, and you live here?
11:00Yeah.
11:01No, she lives with me.
11:02We both live in Pasadena.
11:04I think, number one, I wanted to live with my future fiancée,
11:10just to see, make sure everything was compatible, and we could work things out.
11:13Is everything okay?
11:13Everything's great so far.
11:14Oh, I'm glad to hear that.
11:15Sure.
11:15Everything's beautiful.
11:17Wonderful.
11:17But I would say that's going to be a relatively high number.
11:21I'm going to probably say...
11:22How many engaged men said they would prefer to live with their fiancée?
11:25Yeah, I realize that.
11:25Instead of marrying her?
11:27Oh, live without marrying?
11:28Oh, I would probably say, I'm going to say 50.
11:3150 out of 100.
11:32Carol, higher or lower than that?
11:34Well, in my day, it wasn't very good to live together before you got married,
11:39but times have changed, and I think that that number is going to be a little bit lower.
11:45A little bit lower than the 50.
11:46Yeah.
11:46All right.
11:46The actual number of engaged men who would prefer to live with their fiancée is...
11:5019.
11:50You're right, Carol.
11:51It was lower.
11:52All right, Carol.
11:53You still got the 5.
11:54Why did you play it or change it?
11:55Okay, I think I'm going to change that card this time.
11:57I don't blame it.
11:57Yes.
11:57Okay, the 5 is now a king.
12:00Oh, Bob, lower.
12:01Lower than the king.
12:02Your card is a jack.
12:03Oh, that's a lower, Bob.
12:04Lower than the jack.
12:06Card's an ace.
12:06Oh!
12:07Oh, that means a Bob.
12:09Again, playing off the ace, you get a free shot.
12:11Here we go.
12:11This is a tough decision, Bob.
12:12Yes, I know it is.
12:13You can do it, though.
12:15I got to try lower.
12:16Lower than the ace.
12:17It is a 9.
12:18Oh, um...
12:19My gut instinct says...
12:24Go lower.
12:25Lower than the 9.
12:26Card is a jack.
12:28Here we go again.
12:29The cards are pretty tough on you guys.
12:30We'll pause for these words.
12:31Maybe we'll have a little better luck when we come back.
12:33We'll be right back to finish this game on Bar's Action.
12:35Don't go away.
12:37Susanna, all right.
12:38Let's continue with this game because it's a good one.
12:41No one has an advantage at this point.
12:42Let's see who's going to win.
12:43Carol, for you.
12:44We surveyed 100 men who are serving time in prison.
12:48We asked them,
12:49Could you escape from prison if you really wanted to?
12:52How many inmates claim that they could escape if they really wanted to?
12:57Bob, I think that men who are in prison really always think that they can escape
13:02if the time is right or if someone will get out of their way.
13:08So I think that the men think that they can escape and it's going to be a high number.
13:13I think that it's going to be 56.
13:1656 out of 100.
13:18Bob, how do you feel about this one?
13:19Well, I've got to be honest with you, Bob.
13:21I think that the way these prisons are tightly run,
13:24anybody thinks they can do something,
13:26whether they can do it or not is up to them.
13:28I have to say that's going to be a little lower because...
13:30A little lower than 56?
13:31Yeah.
13:31You know what?
13:31It almost depends on the prison, too.
13:33On the minimum security, you can just walk off, you know?
13:35Let's find out.
13:36The actual number of inmates who claim they could escape is...
13:3966, not lower, it was higher.
13:42Confidence, that's what they have.
13:43All right, Carol, you've got a king.
13:44I'm sure you want to keep it.
13:45Yes, keep that king and let's go lower.
13:47Let's do it.
13:47Lower than the king.
13:48Cards of four.
13:49Okay, let's go higher, Bob.
13:51Higher than the four.
13:52Got a queen for you.
13:53Let's go lower, Bob.
13:53Lower than the queen.
13:55Here we go.
13:55Let's go higher, Bob.
13:56To win game number one.
13:58Look at this.
14:03Lady, ran the cards on you, Bob.
14:07I had that ace.
14:08The ace was waiting for me.
14:09That's okay.
14:10$100 added to your total, Carol.
14:12You won the first game.
14:12Remember, win two games.
14:13You win the championship.
14:14Go on to play the big money cards.
14:15Let's begin.
14:16Game number two right now.
14:17Bob, you've got to win this one, Bob.
14:18I know, I do.
14:19Here's a question for you, Robert.
14:20We surveyed 100 married women business executives.
14:23Married women business executives.
14:25We asked them,
14:26do you think you'd have a stronger marriage
14:28if you gave up your job and stayed home?
14:31How many women executives said
14:32they would have a stronger marriage
14:34if they stayed home?
14:36Well, that could work either way
14:37because, number one,
14:37if the husband's inclined to think
14:39the woman should stay in the house all day
14:40and not go to work,
14:43maybe there might be some hard feelings.
14:44So she might think,
14:45well, I'll come back and work in the house all day
14:46and keep him happy.
14:48I'm going to say that's probably going to be
14:50relatively, say, a mediocre number.
14:53I'm going to say about 45.
14:54So 45 out of 100 women executives
14:56said they would have stronger marriages
14:57if they stayed home.
14:58Carol, what do you think?
14:59Bob, I think that number is going to be lower.
15:02In this day and age,
15:03men are pretty tolerant of working wives.
15:07In fact, marriage is actually a partnership.
15:10So that number is going to be lower.
15:11Yeah, I think it's going to be lower, too.
15:13And I think it's a real turn-on
15:14when your wife sits across from you
15:15and tells you about her day
15:16and her activities and things like that.
15:18Let's see.
15:18The actual number of women executives
15:20who said they would have a stronger marriage
15:22if they stayed home is...
15:23Four.
15:24Carol, you're right.
15:25It was lower.
15:27All right, Carol, here we go now.
15:28Here's a seven.
15:29Player change.
15:30Bob, change that card, please.
15:31Let's do it.
15:32Get rid of that card.
15:33Seven now becomes a nine.
15:34Now you've got to play.
15:35Not much better, but let's go lower.
15:38Lower than the nine.
15:39It is.
15:39It's a five.
15:41Let's go higher, Bob.
15:43Higher than the five.
15:44Ace.
15:45Let's go lower, Bob.
15:46Lower than the ace.
15:47Deuce.
15:47Let's go higher, Bob.
15:48To win the championship,
15:50Jeanne hit it again.
15:52Yeah.
15:54Wow.
15:56I don't believe it.
15:58Bob, congratulations to you, Carol.
16:02Hey, she's tough.
16:02She's small, but she's real tough, Bob.
16:04Yeah, I know.
16:05A couple of us were talking about that.
16:06We're going to have problems beating her.
16:07Good luck in your upcoming marriage,
16:09your career.
16:09Thank you very much.
16:10We have some very nice prizes for you.
16:11Thanks, Bob.
16:11We'll see you again, okay?
16:12Good luck, Carol.
16:12Come on, Carol.
16:14Oh, boy.
16:16There we go.
16:17Oh, again.
16:17We'll pause with these words
16:19and be right back
16:20to let Carol play the big money cards again.
16:32Welcome back to Card Charge.
16:33Hey, here's a rarity.
16:34You get to play the big money cards
16:35twice in one show.
16:36You know how this goes.
16:37Give the lady $200.
16:38She's ready to win thousands of dollars.
16:41You got it?
16:41Here we go.
16:41Good luck to you.
16:42Now, oh, this is going to be fun, Carol.
16:45Here's your first card, Carol.
16:46It is a four.
16:47You got $200.
16:48Okay, Bob.
16:49Let's keep that card
16:50and let's go $100 higher.
16:52$100 higher than the four.
16:54Yes, it is.
16:54Now we've got $300.
16:56Let's go $300 lower.
16:57Sure, now you've got $600.
17:00All right.
17:01Player change.
17:03Let's keep that card
17:04and go $200 lower, Bob.
17:07$200 lower than the $10.
17:08Your card's an eight.
17:09You did it.
17:09You've got $800.
17:10Come up here.
17:11Another $400 gives you $1,200.
17:13The eight is your base card.
17:14Let's change that card with number three.
17:16Let's see what you've got.
17:18Card number three.
17:20The eight is now a $10.
17:21All right?
17:21Now you've got $1,200.
17:23Okay, let's go $600 lower, Bob.
17:25$600 lower than the $10.
17:27Five.
17:28$1,800.
17:29Okay.
17:31Let's go $800 higher, Bob.
17:36$800 that it's higher than the five
17:38for $800.
17:40It is $2,600.
17:43Bob.
17:44Can't change it.
17:45You've already changed.
17:46I can't change that card.
17:47Okay, let's go...
17:48$200 lower.
17:49Let's go...
17:50$200 lower.
17:51$200 lower, Bob.
17:53That a girl.
17:54$200 lower than the eight.
17:55Card's a nine.
17:56It's all right.
17:56You've got $2,400.
17:58You come up here.
17:59This is your base,
18:00and you can change it.
18:01Bob, let's change that card
18:02with number one.
18:03Number one.
18:04Keep in mind,
18:05you've got to bet
18:05at least $1,200 in this bet.
18:07The nine is now a five again.
18:09Okay.
18:10Let's bet $1,200 higher, Bob.
18:13$1,200 if it's higher than the five.
18:15Good luck to you, Carol.
18:16I want it to be there.
18:17It is!
18:18Yes!
18:18Another $3,600.
18:24Whoa!
18:25Way to go, babe.
18:26All right.
18:27That brings your total
18:28to $17,200.
18:31Carol?
18:33Woo!
18:33We'll be back in just a moment
18:34with more Card Sharks.
18:35Go, go away.
18:36Oh, my God.
18:38Oh, my God.
18:38Oh, my God.
18:39Oh, my God.
18:40See, Bob, and everybody.
18:43We'll see you next time
18:44on Card Sharks.
18:45Bye-bye.
18:49Some of our departing contestants
18:50will receive a travel cosmetic bag
18:51and Lee High Fashion Nail Dips
18:53curved in style like salon nails
18:54easy to do at home.
18:55Lee High Fashion Nail Dips
18:56and an iced tea pitcher
18:58and new Lipton Fruit Tea,
18:59the refreshment of tea
19:00tingling with a taste of fruit.
19:01Try Lipton, Lemon Cooler,
19:03Raspberry, and Lemon Lime.
19:04And True Value Fruit
19:05as easy care paint
19:06for easy-dose painting.
19:07The three finishes
19:08in many decorated colors,
19:09True Value Hardware stores,
19:10and an AM-FM headset radio
19:12and Blade Fresh.
19:13Make your home a fresher place
19:15to be with 13 natural scents,
19:16including Highland Blossom
19:18and April Meadows.
19:19And from Hawaiian Tropic
19:20comes this luxurious beach towel
19:22plus Hawaiian Tropic Natural
19:23Tanning Lotions and Oils.
19:24Aloha!
19:25And a cookbook
19:25and new improved
19:26shake-and-bake coating
19:27mix for pork.
19:28A complete recipe
19:29of herbs and spices
19:30for crispier, juicier,
19:31more tender pork.
19:32And a member
19:33of our studio audience
19:34will receive
19:34Home Light Jacobson
19:36Super Bag or a lot more.
19:37Large three-bushel bag,
19:38easy push-button starting,
19:39no strain to pull.
19:40Powerful four-horsepower engine
19:42from Home Light Jacobson.
19:43This is Bob Hilden speaking
19:48for Card Charts,
19:52a Mark Goodson
19:53television production.
19:54is Bob Hilden speaking of Cook
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20:04is
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20:10likes
20:11what
20:11does
20:11have
20:12been
20:12using
20:13is
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20:17and
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