- 5/17/2025
More Than a Married Couple But Not Lovers Episode 3 [ English-Dubbed ]
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00:00So is it, like, just you?
00:07Or do all guys prefer the mega-sweet mommy types like Sakura Zaka?
00:11Huh? The heck is this coming from?
00:13I want to know what dudes like chicks to do for them.
00:15This might come as a big shock, but I'm not an authority on chicks.
00:18What happened to doing whatever it takes?
00:21You're supposed to help me!
00:22And if I don't get answers, you just get rice.
00:26Aww.
00:27Put some legit thought into this.
00:28Let me think. Just nice things girls can do?
00:32Uh, hmm?
00:36Guys like homemade lunches.
00:38Is that all it takes?
00:40Yeah. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, you know.
00:45It'd be even better from you, because no one would expect it.
00:48You should expect my fist up your ass.
00:50I see where I went wrong!
00:52Crazy, but I think your plan could work, and you're gonna help me.
00:57Wait, I am?
00:58You should expect my heart to do it.
00:59You should expect my heart to do it.
01:00You should expect my heart to do it.
01:01Mhm Mhm
01:04Yeah
01:10You
01:14You
01:16Come
01:20I
01:22You
01:23You
01:25You
01:29้ใๆฏใใใญ?
01:32ใใณใใผใปใใๅฅฝใใใใใๆใจ่จใใฎใใช?
01:39็ ใใใใๆฑใใใใฆ
01:44ใใฃใฏใทใงใณใฟใใใช็จๅบฆใซ
01:48ๆไธญใฎๆฒ้ปใ็ ดใใญใใใใฆ
01:51ๅถ็ถ่ฃใใญใฅใใจใใฆ
01:54่ธใใใใใใใ
01:56ไบๆธฌ็ใชๅ
01:59ใญใกใญ
02:01ใคในใใฅใผใใฉใ
02:03่คใใใ
02:04ๅๆฐใๅบใใฆใ my darling
02:06ๅฌใใๆฅฝใใ
02:08ใใใฟใใใชใ่ชๅๆฌก็ฌฌ
02:11ใใในใใคใซ
02:12ใใฃใคในใขใผใใฃใคใซ
02:13ๅใกๅใใฆใ darling
02:18็งใฎไธญๆใซ
02:22ใคใใชใใค
02:29Being the doormat that I am
02:31It was up to me to play sous-chef in Operation Bento of Love.
02:52The go big or go home special I see.
02:54These are ideas for the Bento.
02:56Hopefully we can pick something both cute and delish from this line up.
02:59You like?
03:02Yeah, it's great.
03:05My only note would be that I like a little more sweetness in my tamagoyaki.
03:09Ugh, as if I care about childish preferences.
03:12Minami is an ultra-mature adult man, there's no way that I'm gonna put sugar in his eggs.
03:17Cool, don't bother asking me.
03:20Okay, but don't the teeny burgers in the Ohitashi salad look bomb?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Maybe I should invest in a tamagoyaki pan.
03:27What am I looking at, bro?
03:29Did Akari birth that glorious lunch of love?
03:32Yeah, she did.
03:33Your otherworldly levels are blessed, my guy.
03:36I look at you and then look at me and think,
03:38Oh gods, why do you smite me so?
03:40I thought things were going okay in your romantic life.
03:42By okay, you mean loveless and yeah.
03:44In the beginning, I'd feel these big old butterflies in my tummy just eating with her.
03:48Good morning, nice to see you.
03:50Come on, female, it's afternoon.
03:52Our once tender good mornings and good nights are tender no more.
03:55They feel more like collecting login bonuses.
03:58Hey, just be glad you get bonuses.
04:00What's your deal?
04:03I refuse to listen to your whining when that little love triangle of yours looks like an S tier ecchi manga.
04:09It's a crime that you haven't let the gyaru take that factory fresh unit you're rocking out for a spin.
04:14That's disgusting, man.
04:16Well, well, but you looky there.
04:18So Mr. Big Shot thinks letting a woman dongle his dingle would be disgusting, huh?
04:22Are you one of those snappy harem protags who protects his purity even when females are begging on their hands and knees?
04:28So is that what it's really like? Do they yearn for the dingle?
04:33Bro, no.
04:35She exclusively wears tiny flimsy clothes.
04:38I think my self-restraint around her is admirable and should be applauded, if anything.
04:42Cute, huh?
04:45Man, I'm done with this conversation.
04:48We're eating, and besides, this will just make it awkward when I see Watanabe at home.
04:52Watanabe what now?
04:54Huh?
04:56You just said my name, yeah?
04:58I believe I'll be letting you handle this one.
05:01Uh, greetings, m'lady.
05:03The hell?
05:04Sorry, it wasn't anything.
05:07Weird you felt the need to apologize for it.
05:09Say what?
05:10No!
05:11We were just talking about our friend Tanabe.
05:13Small world.
05:14Whatevs.
05:15How was the bento?
05:16Delish?
05:17Yeah, you did a really awesome job.
05:19Is that all you have to say?
05:21I think that the bacon-wrapped asparagus was my favorite.
05:24Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
05:25Go on.
05:26Well, you already know I'd prefer my tamagayaki a bit sweeter.
05:30And you know I'd prefer it if you kept that crap quiet.
05:33Jeez, then quit asking for my opinion.
05:36There's plenty of other info you could give me.
05:38What about the colors?
05:39Did it survive being thrashed in your bag?
05:41Or maybe what you thought of the taste?
05:42I WAS telling you what I thought of the taste!
05:44Yeah, but I don't care how it aligns with King Yakuin's preferences, just if it's good!
05:48A Tonka.
05:50Standing before me.
05:52They force me to watch as they have their lovers spat.
05:55I am not envious, no.
05:57Instead, I shall remember.
05:59Come on.
06:01Here's the otherไบบ.
06:02What?
06:04The Cruz Party.
06:04Whoop!
06:07Him-ho.
06:10Hey.
06:11Good morning.
06:12Whoa, that looks incredible.
06:13I know!
06:14The Benito above all Benito's!
06:15I'm gonna deliver it to the place Minami works part time!
06:17Hey, good morning.
06:22Whoa, that looks incredible.
06:24I know, the bento above all bentos.
06:27I'm gonna deliver it to the place Minami works part-time.
06:29Wait, so that means this one is the real deal, right?
06:34Sorry about him, he just thinks it looks good.
06:36You gotta try today's tomagoyaki. It's my best yet.
06:39But I thought all of this cooking was for Tenjin.
06:42Chillax, Buzzkill. It's only an end piece.
06:47As predicted, zero sweetness.
06:56My fake wife is cooking up this delicious lunch for her real crush.
07:00Meanwhile, her real crush's fake wife has been my real crush the whole time.
07:04There isn't any sweetness anywhere these days.
07:12Cute.
07:13There's a lot going on, that's for sure.
07:15Better a lot than nothing, duh.
07:18How long did she spend getting ready just to play delivery girl?
07:22The fact she's meeting a dude, and letting it all hang out like that, it seems pretty obvious.
07:27When she's out with me, she just wears what's easy.
07:30She certainly never dresses up like this.
07:33Yo, Yakuin.
07:35Hmm?
07:35I might need some help getting hyped up for the big day.
07:39So, uh...
07:42Could you...
07:46Just do the goodbye thing real quick?
07:50Huh?
07:53Like you did that other time.
07:57The goodbye thing?
07:58She can't mean...
08:00Please, just a little one.
08:02You temptress! My fragile boy heart can't handle it!
08:04But you were cool with it the other day.
08:06Plus, you said you'd help me with the minami sitch.
08:09You're walking out the door to see another man.
08:11Are you sure you want the goodbye thing from me?
08:13You tell me.
08:14No doy, I want it from you.
08:17Last time we did it, it made me feel all safe and warm.
08:20Huh?
08:21I'm not crazy for letting this get to me.
08:25Say stuff like that and any guy would get his hopes up.
08:33Huh?
08:35Who could that be?
08:38Yes?
08:40Shiori?
08:41Sorry for showing up out of the blue.
08:44I'm super happy you both happened to be home.
08:47Hey, I'm always home. I'm never busy.
08:49Maybe because you have, like, one friend.
08:51Hmm?
08:53I got into a baking mood and kind of made way too many apple pies if you want some.
08:57Ooh, yum.
09:01You seriously made these from scratch?
09:03Dang, girl. Wow, these look good for real.
09:05I appreciate it.
09:07Minami's the one who requested them.
09:10Quick heads up.
09:11He has a total sweet tooth, so I made these extra sugary.
09:14I really hope that you guys can enjoy them too, though.
09:17A sweet tooth, huh?
09:18Whoever would have guessed that.
09:21Whoa, that's adorable.
09:24What a cute lunch.
09:25Neat.
09:25You picnicking or something?
09:27Well, not exactly.
09:28It's hard to explain.
09:30I'm really impressed.
09:35You're the best, huh?
09:41A homemade lunch and a picnic.
09:44That'd be nice.
09:50That was your finest work.
09:53Thank you for the killer feast.
09:55Hey, cheer up.
10:05Next time we'll pick a day when he hasn't already had a food delivery, yeah?
10:09She said that Minami likes sweet stuff.
10:12We should research his favorite foods before our next attempt.
10:15I don't know what else I have to offer.
10:17Huh?
10:19I thought the whole being sweet and cooking for him thing would work, but there's no way I win that race.
10:23Watanabe's always so confident.
10:28I've never seen her beaten down like this before.
10:31She did work really hard, but this is totally throwing me off.
10:35It probably doesn't feel like it now, but you have a ton to offer.
10:38You're witty and fun to be around.
10:40You can make friends with just about anyone, and you must be doing something right,
10:44because all the guys always say how perfect you are.
10:46Perfect?
10:47Really?
10:48What's perfect about me?
10:50Well, you happen to be very sexy, or now that I think about it, maybe beautiful is the right word.
10:54You have a seriously banging figure and always dress it in a, shall we say, daring way?
10:59So what?
11:00You're the exact kind of girl that guys fantasize about.
11:02You know, the kind they like to imagine late at night when no one is watching.
11:05I guess what I'm trying to say is that any guy would want to have sa-
11:09Oh no, foot and mouth!
11:11Wait, please don't kill me!
11:13Please!
11:13I didn't mean it!
11:14It's just, those are the kind of things that guys think about, so it's more that, uh...
11:18You're a very appealing woman!
11:20Men are pigs.
11:21We do this crap to celebrities, too.
11:23You've seen those pervy tier lists, yeah?
11:25Do you want me to?
11:26Uh, well, I...
11:30Watanabe and me?
11:32Oh, uh, that's, uh...
11:36Uh, thing I haven't considered.
11:38How silly of me.
11:43You liar.
11:46This is, uh...
11:47I bet you've dreamt of this moment, when no one was watching, right?
12:02So, what now?
12:12You dreamt about how this would go the moment you first saw me.
12:16How often do you play this through?
12:19Or is it constantly on your mind?
12:21This is too much!
12:24Time out!
12:25I need a sec!
12:27A sec for what?
12:28This is what you want from me, isn't it?
12:30Don't be scared.
12:34I'll make your dreams come true.
12:39All that crap is true!
12:41Real-life gyarus are the same as they are in ecchi manga!
12:44Is it okay for me to just throw my B-card away like this?
12:52What's this?
12:53I feel the horrible pit in my stomach.
12:55Yaku-in?
13:04This isn't okay!
13:06We shouldn't.
13:09It's...
13:10Just that...
13:11This...
13:12Is supposed to be for the one you love.
13:16Crap.
13:16I blew it.
13:17Why did I stop her?
13:22That was the perfect chance!
13:25So you don't want me?
13:27I just think it would have felt weird because you have Tenjin.
13:31Yeah, you're right.
13:33And you have Sakurazaka.
13:36I get it.
13:37Wait, are you okay?
13:40All this couple stuff?
13:41I'm out.
13:42And thus, the deterioration of our married life began.
13:55How'd we get to this?
13:56We could have just suffered through the rest of the practical and been fine.
14:10But no, I had to put up some phony sense of morality.
14:13Minami, you're the best!
14:36And I hear you can cook, too?
14:38Me and Chiori take turns.
14:40You look down.
14:41Is something wrong?
14:43Oh, no.
14:43I'm A-okay.
14:50Pause your scream!
14:52What the hell, dude?
14:53Can't you let a man piss in peace?
14:55What's the meaning of this?
14:57Meaning of what?
14:58Your craptastic rank.
15:01You've got to tell me what went down or I'll start imagining things.
15:04It was the ho's fault and not my bro's fault, right?
15:07Jeez, either way, it doesn't matter to you.
15:13Even now, I'm not sure what I should have done.
15:15Even now, I'm not sure what I should have done.
15:19At first, I figured she was teasing me as usual.
15:22And if I started to take her seriously, she'd laugh and call me some bratty name.
15:27But then I felt her hand.
15:29It was weirdly cold and shaking out of control.
15:33She was just about as uncertain and nervous as I was.
15:37Maybe we're more similar than I thought.
15:40It seemed like all that stuff was new to her, too.
15:45I guess what I'm trying to say is that any guy would want to have sad...
15:49Weirdly cold.
15:52If my hunch is right...
15:55I'm the absolute worst.
15:59Quick trip to Emoville?
16:01Are you seriously not going to dry your hands, bro?
16:04Hey, Shiori.
16:05Glad I caught you, Jiro.
16:08I was wondering if maybe you had some time to talk just the two of us?
16:12Yeah.
16:13Mace might be, see?
16:17Wow.
16:19The breeze feels super nice up here.
16:22So, uh...
16:23I can guess what's on your mind.
16:25Be honest.
16:26Did something happen with Watanabe?
16:28Hmph.
16:31Yeah.
16:32You could say that I ran into some serious trouble expressing myself.
16:36Plus, I think I had the wrong idea about her entirely.
16:39I haven't found the right moment to apologize.
16:42And I can tell she wants nothing to do with me.
16:45Tall order when you live together.
16:47Huh?
16:49Every single day you spend more time with Watanabe than anyone else.
16:52If you just talk to her, I'm sure she'll be more understanding than what your brain's saying.
16:56I've known you forever, and the evidence shows that you can definitely handle this.
17:00Boom!
17:01Now we're even.
17:02I needed that.
17:04I pronounce you the clear victor of this argument.
17:07Funny, you've been better than me with stuff like this since we were little.
17:11After all these years, I'm still the same Shiori I was.
17:15See?
17:15Just look.
17:17I'm pretty impressed you even noticed something was up with me.
17:21Well, I guess anyone who saw today's ranking could predict that.
17:24It's gonna be okay.
17:36Hey, I'm back.
17:37Hey, Watanabe?
17:57I'd like to talk for a minute.
17:58No chance you're gonna come out, though, huh?
18:05No, so come in.
18:07I'm back.
18:07It even smells like a chicken here.
18:14Huh?
18:15Huh?
18:16I didn't think she'd ignore my existence.
18:19I just wanted to tell you that, um, I'm sorry about the other day.
18:25Relax, dude.
18:26It's not like you did anything wrong.
18:28Yes, I did.
18:29This is all my fault.
18:31Shut up!
18:31What happened was I swung and I missed, yeah?
18:34Don't make me live it over again.
18:37If you like breathing, wipe it from your mind.
18:39You got that?
18:41I'm sorry.
18:42I think I might have given you the wrong idea, so let me explain.
18:44It isn't that I didn't want to do it with you, okay?
18:50I find you very attractive.
18:52And you were right.
18:54I've had more than one crazy fantasy about you.
18:57A lot more than one, if we're being honest.
18:59And, well, what I want to tell you is that I'm actually really grateful for the experience.
19:04You're such a friggin' perv!
19:05Droning on and on about it like this is virtually sexual harassment!
19:08You just came barging into a girl's room with zero tact!
19:12Might as well get Verge tattooed to your forehead, because you'll be one forever!
19:16You're probably right about that.
19:18I mean, I stopped you for a reason, though.
19:20It's just...
19:21It's kind of hard to explain, but...
19:23In the moment, I felt like you deserved to be treated with more care than that.
19:28The idea of us doing something so big on a whim?
19:31I don't know, it just felt wrong.
19:33Like I said, it's hard to explain.
19:35Dude!
19:36Spit it out already!
19:37It still feels wrong!
19:39I despise the way things are so awkward between us now!
19:42I want to hang out and be normal like we were before!
19:45And I want to eat together, too!
19:50Will you give me another chance?
19:59Come on!
20:00You and me, let's do it!
20:07Let's be a married couple again.
20:18Don't get me wrong!
20:19When I said married couple, obviously I mean in terms of the practical, not like, will you marry me?
20:22Because you have tension!
20:23And trust me, my friend, I am not going to get in the way of that!
20:25Cross my heart and hope to die!
20:26We've got a code red doof alert!
20:32Huh?
20:32Shut up!
20:33Why are you laughing?
20:34We've called a whambulance!
20:36What was that supposed to be?
20:37A proposal?
20:39Dial it the hell back!
20:41Huh?
20:42I'm trying to make amends!
20:43You said you were done with a couple stuff!
20:45Hm?
20:46How could I just be done, dude?
20:48It's literally required for us to graduate.
20:50Great!
20:51So you lied to me?
20:52Like a liar would?
20:54Straight up deception?
20:55How could you?
20:57Uh, I wasn't lying, just shifting the vibe.
21:00A, that makes no sense, and B, I've agonized over this!
21:04Hm?
21:05Don't flip, but I'm enjoying married life with you more than I thought I would.
21:10Ugh!
21:10I realized something.
21:14I like you, Giotto.
21:16What's going on?
21:19Why'd she suddenly use my first name?
21:22And she likes me?
21:24What does that mean?
21:26So, got anything to say?
21:31I...
21:31Hm?
21:37And?
21:39You so missed your moment on that one, dork!
21:42The heat of the moment matters, not that you'd know, over-pressed one.
21:47Some things never change.
21:49I'm happy that you're home, Giotto.
21:53Hmph.
21:54Good to be back.
21:56If we're starting from zero, at least we're doing it together.
22:00I realized something.
22:13I like you, Giotto.
22:17There, I said it.
22:19ๅฎๅฎ่ฆๆจกใง้จใใไปใ็ง ๆใใฆใฟใใ ๆบขใๅบใใๅคใใใ ๅใใใฆ ้ใฏๆญขใพใ ๆทกใๅชใใซใใใใใฆใใ ๅฟๆดใฏ ใใคใใใๆใ ใใ็ดใใใ ใ ใใชใ ใใใ่ฆงใใใใงใใ
22:39I always want to keep my mind
22:46If I want to do something like this
22:49I want to know what I want
22:53I want to know what I want
22:57I want to know what I want
22:59I know what I want
23:01I know what I want
23:05I'm desperate for everything
23:11Keep it in mind
23:13I'm feeling cold
23:15I want to know what I want
23:19I want to know what I want
23:23It has been ongoing
23:25I want to know what you want
23:27I want to know what it is
23:29It has been a pleasure
23:32I'll be there, I'll be there
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