- 5/17/2025
More Than a Married Couple But Not Lovers Episode 7 [ English-Dubbed ]
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00:00To be continued...
00:30It's sweeping cleaver! Sweeping cleaver, you perv!
00:35Oops, I might have bit off more than a small shiori can chew.
00:38Headed to the pickup site?
00:40That's a ton of junk.
00:41We'll help.
00:42Ay-yo!
00:43Oh my gosh, you guys saved me.
00:45Thank you both so much.
00:46No sweat, girl.
00:47Muscle mommy, Sachi's got this unlock.
00:50Hey, you're helping too, Skank.
00:51But for real, I can't believe somebody would dump all this crap on one person.
00:55Well, I wasn't super busy, so I might have kind of volunteered.
00:58These guys finished last, homie.
01:01Yo, slouchy!
01:03Come here!
01:04She means you.
01:05She means you.
01:06Otakus go first.
01:08You're both slouchy.
01:09Lost on your way to Notre Dame?
01:11There's a damsel in distress, so come to the rescue, nerds.
01:15Shiori?
01:16This is just great.
01:17Could two hunchbacks really be of service to you fine females?
01:23Duh, of course you can.
01:24We're relying on you, man.
01:27I found my purpose!
01:29Take it out to trash!
01:30I devote my life to trash!
01:32I seriously worry for his future.
01:35What's that?
01:35Kick your ass into freaking gear, Mr. Akati.
01:38Right!
01:39Okay, gang, how should we split up?
01:41The two of us can get three bags.
01:42I'll get one, and glasses McGee will get two.
01:45Right!
01:46Dope.
01:46I should be able to handle the two over there.
01:49That just leaves the big one for Slouchy and Sakurazaka to grab.
01:52Uh, can I be with you, Takimiya?
01:54That might be best.
01:55That might be best.
01:55Huh?
01:56That might be best.
01:57That might be best.
01:57That might be best.
02:02What's up?
02:03Got the runs?
02:04You locked and loaded, or have you blasted your bridges?
02:06Heart, not colon.
02:08Totes might be.
02:09Who would want to pair up with a dude for nasty trash duty?
02:12You can be with me, sis.
02:13Huh?
02:14Okay.
02:16Thanks a bunch.
02:18Hmm.
02:25Damn!
02:26This new flavor is like totally bomb.
02:28Hell yeah!
02:29Yum to the max, huh?
02:31Ten out of ten, baby.
02:34Uh, hey, so...
02:36Huh?
02:37Huh?
02:37My question is a longie, so you can fire first.
02:40Not to be a major downer, but mine isn't like light convo, you feel me?
02:43So...
02:44Bet my boobs.
02:44My question's way heavier.
02:45As if.
02:46I'm serious for real.
02:47Rock, paper, scissors it.
02:50Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
02:53So?
02:55Well, uh...
02:56Sap.
02:57Shoot straight.
02:59You've got to tell us what's going on with Yakooine.
03:01You avoid talking about him like the plague.
03:03But not because you hate him.
03:06You feel some way about him, yeah?
03:08For real?
03:09Well, I...
03:10I mean...
03:12Worse than I thought.
03:13She's not even denying it anymore.
03:15Come on, girl.
03:16Besties, yeah?
03:17Talk to us.
03:18It hurts to see you on the struggle bus like this.
03:20Let's address the Mina message first.
03:23Just seeing his name on the class roster used to make you totally flip.
03:27Used to.
03:28But now he's hitting it off with Sakura Zaka.
03:30Like, I'm not trying to get in the way of all that.
03:34In the way of what?
03:35Please.
03:35Everybody's just trying to look good for the practical.
03:38What ifs?
03:39Also, please don't think we're trying to steer you away from Virgy-Wirgy, you got me?
03:43We just don't want you to get swept up in the mood of this practical jazz.
03:47Yeah, like...
03:48Who knows?
03:48Yakooine might have acted the same way regardless of who he was paired up with.
03:52Give it some thought before you dive in.
03:55He'd act the same regardless.
03:57You're right.
03:58Akari!
04:00Get high, respio!
04:02There are literally zero reasons to be sad, yeah?
04:05Tenjin and Virgy are far from the only fish in the sea.
04:08No, toy.
04:09You've got a point about that.
04:12Deuces!
04:13I'll see you soon!
04:15We'll see you soon, ho!
04:18Yo, Virgy-Wirgy and Sakura Zaka.
04:21The two of them aren't, like, officially dating or anything, are they?
04:24I don't know, but something definitely went down between them.
04:27I don't think Akari's noticed Sakura Zaka likes him.
04:30And, like, what are we supposed to say if she decides she really wants to date that virgin dweeb?
04:34Easy, we'd say congrats.
04:36If she likes him, she shouldn't abandon ship just because there's another girl.
04:39Whatever she does, I hope she does it with her own feelings in mind.
04:43When she's not worried about everybody else, I wonder how she really feels.
04:47Same.
04:48What she needs is a big, decisive moment that makes her realize her true feelings.
04:52I wish we could help her find that.
04:53I mean, there's gotta be something.
04:59Jackpot!
05:00Jackpot!
05:01Jackpot!
05:02Jackpot!
05:03Jackpot!
05:04Jackpot!
05:05Jackpot!
05:06Jackpot!
05:07Jackpot!
05:08Jackpot!
05:09Jackpot!
05:10Jackpot!
05:11Jackpot!
05:12Jackpot!
05:13Jackpot!
05:14Jackpot!
05:15Jackpot!
05:16Jackpot!
05:17Jackpot!
05:18Jackpot!
05:19Jackpot!
05:20Jackpot!
05:21Jackpot!
05:22Jackpot!
05:23Jackpot!
05:24Jackpot!
05:25Jackpot!
05:26Do you a black hole?
05:28No time, I like it all
05:30But if you're a boy
05:32You'll be alone
05:35I don't want to be a full of love
05:38A little bit
05:41I'll be the only time
05:43I'll be the only way
05:47On a day, I'm not alone
05:50I'm not alone
05:52I'm not alone
05:54ๆบๅใ ๅชใใใใฆ
05:56่ธใใทใใฏใซใทใใฏใซ
05:58ไบๆธฌ็ใชๅ
06:02ใญใกใญ
06:04Is true love?
06:06ๆใฟใใๅๆฐใๅบใใฆใ My darling
06:09ๅฌใใๆฅฝใใ
06:11ใใซใใใชใ่ชๅๆฌก็ฌฌ
06:13One small smile
06:15Tries more time
06:16ๅใกๅใใฆใ Darling
06:19I'll keep you in my heart
06:24I'll keep you in my heart
06:49And I just don't get why you felt the need to wear a yukata.
06:52Duh. Minami's gonna be there and I'm not gonna pull up looking the same as I always do.
06:58Even if he's there, you'd be lucky to see him for more than a second.
07:01Precisely why chicks never get a second to chill.
07:04All she ever does around me is chill.
07:07Probably because she doesn't see me as a real man.
07:09If she did, she wouldn't be so exposed around me.
07:12Like with the bra and panty crap.
07:13If I untied this bow, I'd get a face full of booty.
07:16Does she realize that?
07:17Look and tell me which is cuter.
07:20Why the weirdness, weirdo?
07:22What? No weirdness here.
07:23Then why won't you look me in the eye?
07:25No comment on that one, pal.
07:26Quit goofing around and help.
07:27My love life depends on this fit, dude.
07:30Next step.
07:31Which one do you dig?
07:33And you can't say all of them.
07:35Huh? I don't know about stuff like this.
07:38Maybe this ribbon-looking one?
07:40That's so babyish.
07:42Anything but that, please.
07:43Why'd you even ask me then?
07:45Forgot you have the taste of a 12-year-old.
07:47Minami likes mature stuff.
07:48Yo, found the winner.
07:50This, please.
07:50Yes, my liege.
07:51Your wish is my command.
07:53Why am I doing this again?
07:54Huh?
07:55Maybe jealous?
07:57Not at all.
07:58Gag me with a spoon.
07:59You're such a brat, dude.
08:01Well, we'll see who's jealous when you're watching the fireworks alone from your window.
08:05And while you're polishing your V-card, Minami and I will be getting in the mood.
08:08Now tie me.
08:10Oh, and if you get sad and lonely, don't bother calling.
08:13I'll be busy with Minami like I'll be.
08:17I'm the brat?
08:20I'm pretty sure I'm past the hardest part now.
08:23All that's left is to tuck in the end pieces.
08:25I'll turn it around to your front so you-
08:26Yeah, you finish it off.
08:27Huh?
08:28Hmm?
08:29What's so confusing, dude?
08:31Nothing.
08:32Suck in your stomach so I can get under there.
08:34Wow, never tell a girl to suck in.
08:36Fine, then excuse my hands.
08:41What's the big whoop?
08:43You know what the big whoop is.
08:44This fabric is so thin I can feel everything.
08:47Her body is so soft yet so tiny it feels like it could snap.
08:51Damn it.
08:52Am I the only one affected by this?
08:54I'm pathetic.
08:58Tell me.
09:00Is it too tight?
09:01No.
09:02It's perfect.
09:04Thank you, Giotto.
09:05Akari, you look adorbs!
09:16Forget lucky panties, you got the lucky yukata.
09:18Totally, Gorge.
09:19You genius, you.
09:20Light blue was so the right choice.
09:22Oh, thanks.
09:23You're killing it in the pink, by the way, Natsumi.
09:25You get the best compliment ever!
09:28Love ya!
09:28You told me that, well-
09:30Oh, that's right.
09:31Love ya!
09:32Tenjin and the other guys should get here any minute now, so-
09:35Wait, what other guys?
09:36Like Terafune?
09:37Yeah.
09:38And just so you know, everybody except Minami is already in on the plan.
09:41We're like the best, huh?
09:42Hold up, you guys told them!
09:44That's embarrassing, yo!
09:45Oh, chillax!
09:47It's no secret that you've been totally drooling over him for a while now.
09:50True that.
09:51That's why no other dudes try to get with you.
09:53Wait, for real?
09:54Don't stress about tonight, okay?
09:56Even a teeny progress would be a fat win.
09:58There's no need to get freaked.
10:00Your girls are right here with you, and you look fab in your yukata.
10:03No doi, she does.
10:05Own it, girly pop.
10:06My yukata.
10:08The very same yukata Jiro dressed me in.
10:11Is the one that I'm going to show off to Minami later tonight.
10:15What happens if I fall even further for Minami?
10:18And spend every day obsessing about him like I did before?
10:22Will I still be able to pull off married life with Jiro?
10:25Maybe it would help me cheer him on in his own pursuits.
10:28Thanks, guys.
10:37I'm going to give it my very best.
10:40How goes it, ladies?
10:43Wait a sec.
10:44Where's Minami at?
10:48We're really sorry!
10:50Huh?
10:51Sorry for what?
10:52Explain yourselves.
10:53Well, he told us his job called and asked him to come in.
10:56The festival brought in a ton of customers.
11:00He's too nice to tell them no.
11:02There wasn't a chance I could stop him.
11:03If Tenjin isn't going to show up, there's no freaking point.
11:06I get it.
11:07Sorry.
11:08Garbo.
11:09Forget about me setting you up with any sexy mamas.
11:11Please forgive us!
11:13I, uh...
11:15I'm real sorry.
11:17It's all good.
11:18I should be the one saying sorry.
11:19You're in this mess because of me.
11:21But still, I feel bad I couldn't deliver.
11:24Want a snack?
11:25Or, uh...
11:26Maybe we could look around?
11:28Get your happy ass moving.
11:29Dude, you're joking me.
11:31Get three yakisoba and two takoyaki.
11:33Hell, and some candied apples.
11:35Then I guess we can call it even, capiche?
11:37A charitable goddess!
11:38We earned it for your grace.
11:40At 7.30 p.m.,
11:42Tedafune was arrested for catching cake.
11:44Way out of his league.
11:45We will now begin the interrogation.
11:47Screw you guys.
11:47Whoa.
11:48Looks like Tedafune has a crushy-washy.
11:50We're sorry, Akati.
11:51We said we'd get you the perfect shot,
11:53but that crap crashed and burned.
11:56It's okay.
11:57Thank you for trying so hard.
11:59Do you think we can force the boys
12:01to get us extra dessert still?
12:02Hells yeah.
12:03Let's find those tools.
12:04Wait right here.
12:05No rush.
12:06I wore this outfit for Minami to see me in.
12:13Plus, I spent literal years doing my hair and makeup
12:16so I could look as good as possible.
12:19I thought this was going to be my big chance.
12:22Like if I saw him in this context,
12:24something would magically change.
12:26So why the heck did I feel relieved
12:28when they told us he couldn't make it?
12:30I don't understand.
12:32I'm in love with Minami.
12:33I want to be able to chase after him like I used to.
12:38And Jiro's wife can just be a role that I play sometimes.
12:42I, like, say that's what I want,
12:45but it's still scary to me.
12:49Even though I'm neither of their number one,
12:51if I take action,
12:52things will never be just like this again.
12:54Whoa.
12:56Oh.
12:56Come on, man.
12:57Just give this crap up already.
12:59No way.
12:59I remember Watanabe saying that she likes fish.
13:01I'm pretty sure she meant she likes fish to eat.
13:05Get a grip.
13:06I can't get all discouraged just yet.
13:08I've got to do my best for my friends that are cheering me on.
13:11Who thought?
13:12I'll stop by his work and my fit.
13:13Get a look at that guy.
13:15Whoa, he's crazy hot.
13:16Like a movie star.
13:18It's too bad he's here with his girlfriend.
13:22Minami, but he said he was working.
13:25Maybe I should bow out now while I still have my dignity and all.
13:36But why?
13:37I've tried so hard.
13:39We're back, Akari.
13:49And we come bearing baby castilla cakes.
13:52Babes, you look a little depressed mode.
13:55Oh, sorry.
13:57It's just that I think I tied my yukata too tight.
14:00That's out.
14:01You know, you should go home if you feel sicky.
14:03Minami ditched.
14:04So can you.
14:05Yeah?
14:05But don't freak.
14:06We'll find you another chance with the dude.
14:14That crowd was intense.
14:16It might have been smart to go down a different street.
14:19Sorry.
14:19That's okay.
14:20The speediest route to the grocery store is almost always through the Shrine Grounds.
14:25We'll have to split up.
14:26My work is that way.
14:27Listen, I'm sorry you're doing the shopping alone.
14:30How about I go and pick up the heavier stuff tomorrow?
14:33Don't worry.
14:34You can leave it all to me.
14:35We're a married couple, you goober.
14:37We have to do our best to help each other out.
14:40Plus, work is important and could affect your college references.
14:43Thanks a lot.
14:45You're saving me.
14:47Be super duper safe.
14:52That festival looked nice.
14:55I wonder if Jiro was somewhere in the crowd.
14:57Uh.
14:58Oh, jeez.
15:08Did the hot bath murk me?
15:11And while you're polishing your V-card, Minami and I will be getting in the mood.
15:15According to her, they should be getting in the mood about now.
15:18Congrats.
15:18But what exactly are they getting in the mood for?
15:22A kiss?
15:23Maybe.
15:29Holding each other?
15:30Hugging?
15:31Kissing?
15:32We'd do all that.
15:34But if she does it with him, will that mean they're a couple?
15:37Then what would happen to me?
15:38If we change partners, I won't be her husband anymore.
15:41Making me...
15:42Just a friend?
15:44No.
15:45I'd be back to classmate status.
15:48I've been spending all my days with her.
15:51But without the practical keeping us together.
15:53Will we have anything left?
15:56Even if she and Tension do that stuff,
15:58I'll always know she did it with me first.
16:03No!
16:04Badbrain!
16:04Don't you dare think that nasty woman Haiti crapped to me!
16:09Great.
16:10Who wants to talk to the Abomination?
16:11I can answer, right?
16:16I'm not the one calling, so...
16:18Hello?
16:21Hey, Akati.
16:22You there?
16:28Jiro!
16:29What's wrong?
16:31I know it.
16:33This was like...
16:34Hey, where are you right now?
16:44Tell me.
16:45Please.
16:46I'm coming.
16:47Jiro!
16:49I'm so sorry.
16:53Jiro!
16:55Okay, screw it.
16:56I'll sprint.
16:58Just tell me where you're at.
17:00Did she hang up on me?
17:02You're cool, dude.
17:03You better answer.
17:04Come on!
17:08Please, pick up.
17:19Akati.
17:19I'm sorry.
17:21I just needed to come back home.
17:26And after you spent so much time dying, my Yisgata...
17:29I'm really sorry.
17:34I blew it.
17:36Everybody worked their butts off for me.
17:39And I...
17:40I'm sorry.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:44I'm sorry, okay?
17:55You're home.
17:59Welcome back, Akati.
18:02Akati.
18:06No!
18:07No!
18:07No!
18:07No!
18:08No!
18:09No!
18:09No!
18:09No!
18:09No!
18:09No!
18:09No!
18:10No!
18:10No!
18:10No!
18:11No!
18:11No!
18:12I'm happy to be here, Tano.
18:30You know what?
18:31Natsumi and Sachi hyping up my Yukata was uber sweet.
18:35It made this get-up worth.
18:37But doesn't the Obi make it hard to breathe?
18:39You're at home now.
18:40Just take it off.
18:40You creep.
18:41You creep.
18:42Harassment much?
18:43You know perfectly well I didn't mean it like that.
18:47So?
18:48Do you think I look cute too?
18:51You should.
18:52This is your handiwork after all.
18:56I still think the big ribbon look would have suited you better.
18:58Does somebody feel embarrassed again?
19:01Pouty baby's out to play.
19:02You're totally jealous, aren't you?
19:04I don't know.
19:05I don't know.
19:06I don't know.
19:16Hey, what are you doing?
19:20Give me your hand.
19:21Wait.
19:22Huh?
19:23I...
19:24I, uh...
19:26Do it.
19:27Um, do what?
19:28Do the big ribbon style.
19:32If that's what you think is best.
19:38Right.
19:39Then...
19:40Almost done back there.
19:52They're gonna run out of fireworks soon, Butterfingers.
19:56Hush, I'm trying.
19:57It's just my second time doing this.
19:58Uh-oh.
20:11You boob!
20:12Bungle it?
20:14No.
20:14This is hard.
20:15I don't get what the hell I'm supposed to do after this step.
20:17I think there's a video version too.
20:19Gimme.
20:20Huh?
20:27Close call.
20:28Uh-oh.
20:31This...
20:31This was...
20:32Oops.
20:34Uh-oh.
20:35Dude, what's that about?
20:38Hey, Jiro?
20:41Stay right there and say my name.
20:44Please just call me by my name.
20:46If you do, I think I'll be able to keep trying.
20:52Sometimes my confidence starts to bottom out.
20:58Akati.
21:00Akati.
21:02Again.
21:05Akati.
21:06Again.
21:08Akati.
21:10Whoa, cute!
21:17That's sick.
21:18Yeah.
21:19Dang.
21:19Is it supposed to be a peach or something?
21:22You nerd.
21:23It's a heart, duh.
21:24It's just upside down.
21:25Oh.
21:26Oh.
21:29Jiro?
21:32I'm grateful you didn't ask about what happened today.
21:36Well, we're married.
21:38We should help.
21:38No questions asked.
21:40The reason I didn't ask is because I didn't want to know.
21:45Of course I'm rooting for her intention.
21:48So...
21:48Yo, another upside down one.
21:50When I heard her crying through the phone, when I realized she had come home, why did
21:56I feel relieved?
21:58Maybe this one didn't work out the way you wanted, but there'll be more firework festivals
22:03this year and the year after that.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Those'll be better.
22:07When you think of marriage, you think of a lifetime together.
22:11But not for us.
22:12When this festival rolls around next year, we won't be married anymore.
22:17This firework show from the balcony might be our first and last together.
22:42็ญใใฏใใคใใใๆใใใ็ดใใใใ ใใชใ
22:51ใใใชใใใใใใจใใชใใชใๅฟใฎๅจใใใ็ฅใใใใใ
23:00ใใคใ็ตใใใใใใใจใใใใฃใฆใใใใ
23:07ไธๅฎใฎใขใคในใ่ฃ่ฟใใฆ
23:10้ใญใชใใงใใใชๅ็ซฏใชใพใพใฏใใฃใฆ
23:16้ไธญใฎ่ฆๆจกใง้ฃใฐใใไปใ็ง
23:22ๆใใฆใฟใใ
23:25ๆบขใๅบใใ็
ๅใใใใ
23:29ไปๆฅใไฝๅบฆใใฃใฆๆใใ้ฆณใใฆใใฆ่ตฐใฃใ
23:36FYI, I had a yukata ready in case I was feeling it.
23:56That looks like surprisingly good.
23:58What's so surprising about it?
23:59Hearts!
24:00Breathtakingly hearts!
24:01ในใ ใผใบใฃใซใผใบ!
24:02We're wrapping this shit!
24:03Really quick!
24:04I actually had one too!
24:05Heartmeltingly cute!
24:09Next time, an entreaty but no reassurance!
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