- 5/17/2025
More Than a Married Couple But Not Lovers Episode 8 [ English-Dubbed ]
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00:00And we haven't really had a chance to talk since it all went down.
00:14How much longer will we be like this?
00:21No way things will stay like this forever, will they?
00:30Seems like overkill.
00:42Can't a man just play his game?
01:00How much longer will we be like this?
01:06How much longer will we be like this?
01:08How much longer will we be like this?
01:13How much longer will we be like this?
01:14How much longer will we be like this?
01:16And we'll see how much longer is this?
01:18As long as possible we'll see now.
01:20I can't wait to see that before.
01:21Do the heart like this?
01:22I can't wait to see it.
01:23How much longer is it?
01:25Sing that you lose your mind.
01:26It's not least enough, but even if you lose your mind.
01:27It's not enough for me.
01:31So we don't know what and due to the power.
01:33I'm not going to love you anymore
01:40I'm not going to cry
01:45It's a fiction, like a date
01:49I'm going to love you
01:52I'm going to love you
01:54I'm going to love you
01:56I'm going to love you
01:58Oh
02:28Uh, sure you're ready? You want me to look?
02:38Here goes!
02:42Kill me. We're 13th.
02:45Huh? Three places short? So dang close, and yet so dang far.
02:50Our competition's tough. The couple in fifth started dating in real life.
02:54For real? No way we could beat that lovey-mushy crap, huh?
02:58Well, it's whatevs. I guess I'm counting on you for another month. Cool, hubby?
03:05Yeah.
03:10I don't know, is it cool?
03:14I never found out what happened that day. Akati just went back to normal without saying a word.
03:20Even though she was clearly crushed, she seems more determined than ever to switch partners.
03:26Guess tension's worth the tears.
03:28Ditto!
03:30Emergency!
03:33What's wrong? You hurt or something?
03:38There's a creep in there! Go get him!
03:41Huh? Who's in where?
03:42Please just hurry up and go get him!
03:44Pity please, I'm begging you, Ditto!
03:46I need you to calm down! Who's in there?
03:49A spider!
03:52What? You marched in on me over a bug? In case you missed it? I'm naked!
03:56Shut up! I don't care! Who would, Pudding Body Boy?
03:59Critical head! No!
04:02Just help me! If you don't get that creeper out of her apartment now, I'll have to stay in here with you!
04:08Just give me a second! And something to cover my dangly vents!
04:11Uh, we're here. Where's the spider?
04:21It's finding a sneak attack!
04:23Stay calm, okay? How big was it?
04:26Like this.
04:28What? That's nothing!
04:29Any amount of spider is a huge amount for me, capiche?
04:34I understand they freak you out, sorry.
04:36Speaking of huge amounts...
04:37It could pop out and attack at any moment. Scary!
04:41She's cute when she's timid like this.
04:43Yo, I'm mad hungry.
04:45Then eat.
04:46Let's mosey into the kitchen, yeah?
04:48Uh...
04:48Come on, let's go!
04:51So much for timidity.
04:52I'm all stuffed on snacks and ready to do my nails.
04:58Am I allowed to go to my room now?
05:00No way, duh.
05:01If the spider comes back, I'm gonna need you ready to catch it.
05:04Oh, please. Call for me and I'll come back out.
05:07This is me calling for you.
05:10I can't be alone when it attacks.
05:12Huge amounts! Huge amounts on my leg! Huge amounts during my...
05:15Hm? Huh?
05:17Will you...
05:25Um, protect me while I pee?
05:27For real?!
05:30Giotto...
05:31You're right there, yeah?
05:34Yeah...
05:35Cover your ears, okay?
05:37Homie gonna fry some chicken?!
05:39Giotto?
05:39Yeah, I'm right here!
05:41Cover your ears, Pearl!
05:42I was just about to!
05:43This is madness.
05:45Girls don't piss.
05:46Girls do not piss!
05:47Come out, Akati!
05:48Release me from this golden nightmare!
05:50Huh?
05:52Sorry to keep you waiting.
05:55While I'm here, I might as well go, too.
05:59Oh, relax!
06:01I'll be quick!
06:02I'll be quick!
06:10Well, time to die!
06:11How could I possibly recover from this?!
06:13I'm the perv for asking him to follow me to the bathroom!
06:15I'm done with this being perceived crap!
06:19I mean, at least it was Giotto.
06:20I had a feeling he'd be nice about it.
06:22But he's the one here with me right now.
06:24I'd never be able to ask Minami for something like that.
06:27Here.
06:33Let's head back.
06:36Did you wash that?
06:38I'm a very clean boy!
06:48With that, all boundaries are out of the door.
06:51I really am living with a Gyaru.
06:53At first, I didn't think there was a shot in hell this would work out.
06:56But now...
06:57Yo, I wanted some of that, too.
06:59Well, there's more in the freezer.
07:02Dude, if I go in there alone, the spider could get me.
07:05Plus, I only wanted one bite.
07:06Okay, then I'll go get you a spoon.
07:08Don't.
07:09I couldn't hold it.
07:11What?
07:12Are you worried about some indirect kiss crap?
07:14I always forget you're, like, twelve.
07:16Clearly, she's the one worried about it.
07:18Please.
07:19I want yours.
07:20Put it in my mouth.
07:22Hurry.
07:23Ah...
07:24Commander Johnson!
07:25Keep the troops at bay!
07:28Fine.
07:30Ah...
07:32What's so funny?
07:39You used to pick chocolate, but now you're a vanilla man.
07:42We're getting more alike, don't you think so?
07:45Wow.
07:46Did you get hit by the happy bus?
07:48Huh?
07:49Let a girl have some fun.
07:51Buzzkill.
07:52Hmm?
07:54Hey, something's been on my mind.
07:57If you and I had met anywhere that wasn't this stupid practical, what would have happened?
08:03That's easy.
08:04We wouldn't have talked.
08:05Get real.
08:06Mean, you don't know.
08:08I would have liked you.
08:09This hypothetical non-husband version of you.
08:12Why?
08:13You'd be funny.
08:14Your gloomy ass would send me.
08:16But the fact we have Jack in common might prevent anything deeper.
08:19I bet the same can be said for most every pair.
08:22Nah, the fifth-placers would be dating.
08:24Yeah, maybe, but they're an exception, so...
08:27Should we try dating, too?
08:36Get pranked!
08:38Not to brag, but my nails turned out like low-key bomb today.
08:41Ain't cool if I watch something?
08:43Of course.
08:45Why did I legitimately consider it for a second?
08:49There's no way she was being serious.
08:51If she was, she wouldn't have said it so casually.
08:54If she was, what answer would I even have given her?
09:01Maybe if we weren't a married couple.
09:04And maybe if I didn't know he was in love with someone else.
09:07That's right.
09:07I'm not.
09:08It's the only one that we could do.
09:09Oh.
09:10Oh.
09:11Oh.
09:12Oh.
09:13Oh.
09:14Oh.
09:15Oh.
09:16Oh.
09:17Oh.
09:18Oh.
09:19Oh.
09:20Oh.
09:21Oh.
09:22Oh.
09:23Oh.
09:24Oh.
09:25Oh.
09:26Oh.
09:27Oh.
09:28This is so wrong.
09:29This is so right!
09:31Uh?
09:31Akati?
09:33Don't you seeudsman's politess.
09:34This is my for death!
09:35Do something!
09:37I will!
09:38But I need you to let go of me first!
09:42Check it.
09:43I'll go ahead and buy this for next time.
09:46That's barf.
09:47And why is that?
09:48If I spray it and it dies, I won't pick that crap up.
09:51Easy for you to say now, but what will you do if your next husband hates bugs?
09:55I'm not worried.
09:56Because if I call for a certain someone, he'll come and save me.
10:00Right?
10:02Don't go skipping a beat there, heart.
10:04She's messing with you, buddy.
10:06Good night.
10:07All this terror's got me pooped.
10:09Night.
10:10Your exterminator is clocking out.
10:13Get some sleep, because I'm counting on you, Akati.
10:16For now, at least.
10:46You're up late.
10:52Something wrong?
10:53Oh, uh...
10:55If there's something on your mind, I'd love to talk to you about it, though I may not be much help.
11:00Thanks a bunch.
11:02Do you remember that friend I told you about who sorta reunited with the boy she liked?
11:06Yeah?
11:07There's a little update on their situation.
11:09What?
11:09They kinda kissed!
11:14Don't get me wrong, they aren't dating, and the kiss was on accident!
11:17But now my poor friend is too nervous to talk to this boy at all.
11:21I don't know how the boy feels.
11:23I mean, my friend doesn't know how the boy feels about her or their kiss.
11:26Like if he thought it was weird or yucky or awkward.
11:29The thing is, all her worrying about it made her realize she really does love him.
11:36And that accidental kiss has been playing on repeat in her brain.
11:40She doesn't know if she should be honest and tell him how she feels.
11:44She's scared.
11:45Got any advice for her?
11:47Oh, Minimi!
11:48Here, T!
11:49Huh?
11:50Whoops.
11:51I wasn't looking.
11:52It's fine.
11:53Didn't get on the sofa.
11:54Here, have a towel.
11:59If your friend is scared, it's because there's something real on the line.
12:05And if there's any chance it'll work out, she's gotta go for it.
12:11She's not confessing to some stranger.
12:13It's the person she loves.
12:14If she waits, she'll be too late, just like I was.
12:17Sorry, I didn't...
12:20No, it's fine.
12:21I'm not looking for pity.
12:23I don't want you...
12:24I mean your friend to have any regrets about this.
12:27Keep me updated and I'll help wherever I can.
12:30Yes, sir.
12:32Thanks a ton.
12:33I'm so glad you're my partner, Minimi.
12:35Idea.
12:36How about asking this guy if he liked the kiss?
12:39No way!
12:40I can't!
12:40Your friend can't?
12:43Tell this friend that Minimi says,
12:45have some more confidence in yourself.
12:46Okay.
12:50Sure.
12:54Come on, dude.
12:55You're hot!
12:56Be more confident!
12:57The off-the-shoulder look is sick.
12:59Yakuin's a horndog.
13:00This would have him drooling.
13:02Ew.
13:03We're supposed to be shopping for you, by the way.
13:05Yeah, but we both know you'd look extra adorable in this one.
13:08You would with a cute skirt.
13:09You have the legs.
13:10You see in my vision?
13:12Nah, I've got weird tan lines from my shorts.
13:14See that next one?
13:16The red would suit you.
13:18Don't worry about what would suit me.
13:20Just pick out whatever you like the best.
13:22Huh?
13:22Why?
13:25Because it'll be you who sees me in it.
13:27I'll wear it the next time we go to the movies.
13:30Promise.
13:31I'll be whatever version of myself you want me to be.
13:34I can see why you have a fan club.
13:38You'll make some lucky person very happy someday.
13:41I wish it was that easy, dude.
13:43There are people I can't make happy no matter how hard I try.
13:46Well, those people are just silly geese who don't know how absolutely wonderful you are yet.
13:50Maybe I should go and tell them.
13:52You have better things to do, like run into the arms of your precious Yakuin,
13:55tell him you love him, and that everything's fine.
13:58And once his guard is down, jump his bones!
14:00Shut up, we're in public, you crazy!
14:03Hamano!
14:04Hey, need something?
14:06Hey, the opposite.
14:07I have a job interview, so I won't need dinner.
14:10Oh, nice.
14:10Same place you mentioned before?
14:12Yeah.
14:13That star place by the station.
14:15No way, Minami works at a star place.
14:17That's the one.
14:18Oh, yay!
14:19I've been a teensy worry that Minami has been working too hard lately,
14:22but I'll feel better knowing you'll be with him.
14:24Yeah.
14:24Really, this dope is surprisingly thoughtful.
14:26A compliment from my wife, am I dreaming?
14:29Hey!
14:29Real quick, I wanted to tell you that Tenjin and I will be out all night doing karaoke.
14:34I was thinking that you two wives should link up.
14:36You could have a sleepover at one of our places.
14:38Sleepover?
14:39Spending the night together could be really fun.
14:41Think about it.
14:42You two all by yourselves?
14:44No.
14:44I don't need you to help me!
14:45I'm happy!
14:46Come on, let's do it, Mei!
14:47Let's have a sleepover!
14:49Huh?
14:50Oopsies, do you have plans already?
14:52No.
14:53It's just...
14:54Surprisingly thoughtful?
14:55More like supremely thoughtful.
14:56I'll make sure that's the last thought you have, and I'm never telling you crap again!
15:00So, a sleepover it is.
15:02Have fun, ladies!
15:03Not a dork.
15:04You don't be nice.
15:05What do you want to do for Ding-Ding?
15:07Gosh, I don't know.
15:08I'll never ask for anything again.
15:16Sweet!
15:19Now this is how married life ought to work!
15:23Husband slash wingman!
15:25I'll tell you about my Mina-man!
15:28Listen up, Teranisi!
15:30Terafune!
15:31This guy works his freaking gahones off so he can move out once he graduates!
15:35Why, you might ask?
15:36Let me break it down for you, newbie.
15:38My Mina-man and his big bro share a tragic-
15:40Hey, lay off the drinks!
15:43Besides, I've already told Terafune about that junk.
15:46I see.
15:47Yeah, it must be tough coming from a cool guy bloodline.
15:50Like sibling rivalry much?
15:52That shiz makes us glad we're normies, right Terashima?
15:55It's Terafune.
15:56Tenjin, tell me about your brother again.
15:58What's he like?
15:59He's pretty average.
16:01Don't say crap like that!
16:02If he's average, then what the hell does that make us?
16:05Now pop a nip out and let us suckle out the beauty!
16:07Right, Tracy?
16:08Terafune.
16:09My bros?
16:10Those little weenies are about as close to average as they come, so...
16:12Excuse me.
16:13No, wait, go below.
16:15Cool.
16:16You have little brothers?
16:17Oh, yeah.
16:18One of them is Kamo from school.
16:20You know, Yakuin's bug?
16:23Yakuin.
16:23Great.
16:24Sure is a small world, isn't it?
16:28I didn't think there was any way they'd work out.
16:30How are they in 13th place?
16:32I met Watanabe first.
16:34What does this Yakuin tool bag have that I don't?
16:37Well, height and luck, but that's it.
16:39I guess that's enough.
16:41Is this an unrequited love thing?
16:43Those stories rule!
16:45Okay, boss.
16:46Time to drink some water.
16:49It's decided.
16:50We'll be spending the night at my house.
16:52And don't worry, you can use the bed.
16:54Huh?
16:55No, you should take your bed.
16:56I'll be fine on the floor.
16:57No way, you're the guest.
16:59Wait, we can just open up the living room couch and sleep there.
17:02Like, us both?
17:04Floor's fine, trust me.
17:06We can take a bath together, too.
17:07Mei, don't croak on me!
17:10I'm good.
17:11I just went down the wrong pipe.
17:13No worries.
17:13Phew.
17:14The only problem about going to my place is that I can't check out your old pictures.
17:18You still have those, right?
17:20Like the one from when we won that tournament in middle school.
17:23Those aren't up anymore.
17:24Just some pics of family.
17:25Aw, too bad.
17:27Do you have any old pictures?
17:28I'd like to see them.
17:30Yeah, a couple.
17:31You've got to show me baby Shiori.
17:33Fine, if I don't die of embarrassment first.
17:36To be honest, most of my pics are of me and Jiro.
17:41Big shocker.
17:47Huh?
17:47Oh, jeez.
17:49My mom says she needs me immediately.
17:51I've got to run to my parents' house.
17:53Aw.
17:53Sorry.
17:54We can have our sleepover another time.
17:58Riddle me this.
17:58Why am I eating with the same fool whose full face I see every day?
18:03I don't know.
18:03You're the one who invited me.
18:05My loving wife kicked me out and told me to find food myself.
18:08She's conspiring against me as we speak.
18:11But I thought things were going okay between you two.
18:13Well, we're certainly not as comfy cozy as the lovebirds at 13th place.
18:17Oh, great.
18:17And about that story you told.
18:19How do you accidentally kiss someone?
18:21As far as I know, we're not in a harem anime.
18:24I don't know.
18:25Jeez.
18:26Yo, bro.
18:27So, it's almost summer, you know?
18:29I don't want a fake wife.
18:30I want a girlfriend.
18:31Can a young tomo find love in a world of three dimensions?
18:35No, love is just a want.
18:36Escaping the tenon air virginity as in need.
18:38The more you need it, the less you're going to get it, man.
18:41Silence, class traitor!
18:42We were frozen suffering!
18:44But you betrayed me and crossed to the other side!
18:46Are you drunk or just insane?
18:48Hey, hey.
18:50What are you doing?
18:51Just prepping to cancel out any luck-based lewd escapades.
18:55Huh?
19:02Quit it, brain.
19:04I don't want to think about the...
19:06I'm not afraid to use my lips to overwrite your previous save data.
19:20That wouldn't overwrite save data!
19:22That would crash the system, you moron!
19:24Just call it accidental.
19:26Get off me!
19:28Huh?
19:36Keep the change!
19:45Signs that you're down bad.
19:47You read Chef's Kiss marinated Maguro Bowl as Kiss Bowl.
19:51Shioni!
19:52Jiro?
19:52You've got it all wrong!
19:54I promise it wasn't like that!
19:55Huh?
19:57You mean...
19:58I don't want you to misunderstand anything.
20:02I guess you could call it an accident.
20:05Yeah.
20:06I knew that much.
20:07It's really okay.
20:08I'm not bothered by it in the slightest.
20:10Oh, good.
20:11I don't know how, but I pissed Kamo off and he went creep mode on me.
20:15Hmm?
20:15What does Kamo have to do with this?
20:17Huh?
20:18That's who I was in the weird position with in the restaurant.
20:21You were in a weird position in a restaurant?
20:23Huh?
20:24Huh?
20:26Huh?
20:29Oopsie daisies!
20:30It appears as if we were talking about two different things!
20:32What a hilarious and honest mistake!
20:33Please forget all that has happened!
20:38Whoa, that looks heavy.
20:39It is.
20:40I bought way too much stuff.
20:42I can help you.
20:43Uh, if you don't mind, of course.
20:45Huh?
20:45Are you sure you want to?
20:47Yeah.
20:52If Shiodi and I were married, it would be just like this.
20:56Come on, Jito.
20:57There's no way she's having those thoughts.
21:00It's sort of funny, isn't it?
21:01This is how it'd be if we were married!
21:03Huh?
21:03It's I thought, oops!
21:05Come on, you can tell me!
21:06Oh, no, it was silly.
21:07Thanks a bunch for carrying this with me, Jito.
21:11You're sweet.
21:13Uh, about what happened to the nurses...
21:16I feel terrible!
21:17It was totally my bad.
21:19I'm sorry.
21:20No!
21:20I need you to listen to me!
21:22Please don't apologize!
21:24Huh?
21:25Please don't!
21:27Because, uh...
21:28I wanted you to teach me how.
21:32And I actually learned a lot from it.
21:39Yeah, so now I know what a kiss feels like.
21:43It's all okay.
21:45It wasn't that I didn't want you to.
21:47So, uh...
21:49Thanks, Jito.
21:51She's saying all this to me,
21:53but at the same time,
21:54she doesn't want to be anything more than friends?
21:56One toasty evening, eh?
22:07We should head home.
22:10Let's head home.
22:12Come on, Jito.
22:13Pretty soon, it'll be summer.
22:16The third summer, in fact,
22:18since Shiori came back.
22:19宇宙規模で騙した今を私
22:26愛してみたい
22:28溢れ出した夜を羽ば
22:33合わせて針は止まる
22:36淡い呪いにかけられている
22:40答えはいつもすり抜け
22:44やり直したいだけなら
22:49こんなもやることもなくない
22:53心の在りかを知りたいんだ
22:58いつか終わりがあることも
23:02わかっているんだ
23:05不安の愛図も裏返して
23:08重ねないでこんな
23:11半端なままは嫌で
23:15宇宙規模で騙した今を私
23:20愛してみたい
23:23溢れ出した夜明
23:26いくらか今日を何度だって
23:30想いを馳せていて走った
23:34愛してみたい
23:36溢れ出した夜明
23:38消えた夜明
23:42消えた夜明
23:54夢は CLAME
24:00時間さより
24:02Yes! Oh my gosh, yes!
24:04Why did I wake up before the spicy part?
24:07Next time, more than a childhood friend, but not true love.
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