- 5/17/2025
More Than a Married Couple But Not Lovers Episode 1 [ English-Dubbed ]
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00:00Oh, my God.
00:30I tripped and I couldn't stop. So sorry, ma'am. It's you.
00:44Hi, Watanabe.
00:47Akari Watanabe and Shiori Sakurazaka. I never dreamed these two girls would be mixed up into the life of a dork like me.
00:55So, are you here to get some luck before we're all paired for the marriage practical?
01:00As if...
01:01No way!
01:03The marriage practical.
01:26The part of our high school's curriculum that I can only describe as bananas is about to begin.
01:31Without any of our say, the school pairs us up and makes us live together as a mock married couple.
01:37Everyone in our class is freaking out about it.
01:40But I've got more important things to worry about.
01:42I'm so freaking close. Just a little bit more and the princess is all mine.
01:51Do it for Chloris. Do it for Chloris!
01:53Hell yeah!
01:58Enjoy that 2D bliss while you can, Giro.
02:01I wish I could still get my rocks up to a pixelated princess.
02:04My rocks are on, dude. And the crappy art lets the mind roam free.
02:09Look! Roto Saga 7 just dropped and all of its double Ds are in 3D now.
02:13Observe! Princess Chloris in her multi-dimensional glory!
02:16Whoop-dee-freaking-do.
02:19I just prefer the simple innocence of her OG model.
02:23I guess it does make it easier to imagine things.
02:26But you can't romance the heroine in the OG, right?
02:30Yo, dweebs!
02:32Huh?
02:34We're trying to walk here.
02:35Anything for the beautiful, sweet-smelling goddess Akari Watanabe.
02:48She's a dying piece.
02:49I hate girls who talk like they're on a teen drama.
02:52And ones that show too much skin.
02:53How she treats us cements my desire to stay as far away as possible from her type.
03:05Minami Tenjin.
03:13One look at him and I'm blinded by his otherworldly coolness factor!
03:16I don't swing that way, but this guy is the total package.
03:19For shadow dwellers like us, there's nothing viler than a chat-type tool bag.
03:23Yeah, but they should!
03:25Because you're like the coolest ever.
03:27You think so?
03:28You're too sweet.
03:29Well, the chick ain't subtle.
03:33From heartbeat to heartache in seconds.
03:37Aw, crap.
03:38I'll be back for you soon, sweet Cloris.
03:45Hi, Jiro.
03:46Huh?
03:47Time for the practical!
03:49Feeling okay?
03:52To be honest, I'm super nervous!
03:54You nervous too?
03:56Big time.
03:56I'm not what you call good with the ladies.
03:59The one girl I can talk to without being weird is her, my childhood friend and first love.
04:04They say your first one never works out, and that's okay if things between us can stay how they are.
04:09I get shy around strangers.
04:11I hope that I'm paired with a friend!
04:15Cool.
04:16Cool.
04:17Class, I need your attention.
04:19Eyes up front, please.
04:21You'll each receive a partner and a training dorm.
04:23This is where you'll live for the duration of the practical.
04:26It's fully furnished, complete with a kitchen and sensors that will be used to monitor you and your partner.
04:32Installed at vantage points around the living spaces, these sensors will continuously keep track of your lifestyle.
04:38Now, the most important part of the lesson.
04:43Each space has two locked bedrooms.
04:45Your fingerprint is your key.
04:47This ensures that only the room's designated occupant may enter.
04:50We need you to keep yourselves under control.
04:59She for real?
05:01Then what's the point of all this crap?
05:05There's five classes, each with 15 guys and 15 girls.
05:09So, I've got a 1 in 75 chance.
05:11I hope that I'm paired with a friend.
05:13Who am I kidding?
05:15She has tons of friends and she's not shy around me because she doesn't think of me as a man.
05:19But, if we were to get paired...
05:22Let's check my luck.
05:24If the hero defeats the boss without taking damage, he unlocks the side route to the heroine.
05:29From there, he goes straight through the dungeon and sometimes...
05:32Lansia!
05:37She's the worst!
05:39Well, maybe that was my bad luck for the day.
05:41Only good news from here on out.
05:47Why?
05:47I'm stuck with you!
05:49This is not ideal, miss!
05:50Believe me!
05:52Huh?
05:53Please release me, madam.
05:55Calm yourself.
05:56Chill with the formal act, robo-nerd.
05:57It's creepy.
05:58Sorry about that.
05:59If you let me go, I'll be cool.
06:01Swear.
06:01Yeah, like you're capable of that.
06:03Let go.
06:06The school set me up with a barf bag.
06:08Yuck.
06:09How'd they come up with this crap pairing anyway?
06:12It makes zero sense!
06:16Hey, I'm a victim of this, too.
06:18What?
06:19Uh, not that you aren't just lovely, but I kinda had someone else I wanted to be partnered with.
06:24And, based on how you were acting today, you have someone you want, too.
06:28You wanted Sakurazaka, no doi.
06:29Dude, it's obvious.
06:35Sucks for you, though.
06:37She'd never go out with your lame ass.
06:39Like you'd know anything about her.
06:41She's sorta plain, but she's a cutie.
06:44How does it feel knowing another man's all up on your crush?
06:46Promise you'll be gentle with me.
06:53Stop that!
06:54I'm not gonna let you disrespect her with your wild speculations.
06:57Buzzkill.
06:58At least I'm not an asshole.
07:02That's bogus!
07:04If we don't get along, we lose points!
07:06Negative 10,000, this is Jito, we're on our way.
07:09Cut the shit!
07:10You need to get along with me, right now!
07:13That's impossible when you act like such a brat!
07:16Let's off our points and get to A rank so we change our pairing ASAP!
07:19You say that like it's an actual option!
07:24Rad, I'm paired with a rare idiot nerd who didn't pay attention.
07:28You missed this.
07:29At the end of every month, those who score in the top 10, the A rank, will be granted
07:37the right to change pairings among themselves.
07:39Really?
07:40There's no way Minami will be anything below A rank!
07:43So let's climb on up and switch partners, yeah?
07:46Wait a second, but wouldn't that mean...
07:49Just think about it!
07:50Not a chance!
07:51Why not?
07:52If we're trying to reach A rank, then we would have to...
07:57Dinner's ready!
08:00Looks divine!
08:03Odds are I wouldn't make it out of that alive!
08:09Is the idea of being close to a woman too much for you, Verge?
08:13So what if we have to get tight?
08:15It's gonna be totally worth it!
08:18Movies!
08:19Movies on my arm!
08:20Soft yet firm!
08:20Warm yet cool!
08:21Just tell me you're in and I'll do all I can to be your perfect little wife, daddy.
08:25Wait a second!
08:26Are you absolutely 100% sure you're okay with doing stuff like that with a guy like me?
08:32Yo, check it out!
08:33It worked!
08:34Let's keep pushing this thing.
08:37I'm not ready to push yet.
08:38It's my first time with this stuff.
08:40I'm thirsty.
08:41I'm gonna go buy a drink.
08:43I'll take one strawberry milk.
08:45Huh?
08:46We're married now, so you'll buy it for me, won't you?
08:49I guess.
08:50I'm not gonna let some other girl steal Minami away from me.
09:02I'll do whatever it takes.
09:05It's my first time with this stuff too, by the way.
09:08Thank you for going along with my selfish request.
09:22For real?
09:24You know, I'm really happy I was paired with you, Tenjin.
09:26I'm happy that I was paired with you too.
09:29Let's use first names, Shiori.
09:32That'd be nice, Minami.
09:37What's going on?
09:38I thought I'd be fine if things between me and her didn't work out!
09:41Earth to Mega Nerd.
09:48You planning on moping here forever?
09:50I mean, I'm up against Minami, Tenjin.
09:53A buzzkill Virge like me doesn't stand a chance against me at home!
09:55Don't do my voiceover!
09:57Please just let me wallow.
09:59I'm depressed.
10:01Well then, maybe I can cheer you up.
10:06You shouldn't tease people!
10:07It's cruel!
10:09I wasn't teasing you.
10:10Huh?
10:11For real?
10:12A legit wife would comfort her husband, don't you think?
10:15Let's get serious and get to A rank.
10:18Think of it as prep for the real deal.
10:20Come on.
10:21What does real deal mean?
10:23I'm not sure I'm ready for that yet.
10:28Well, moping around like a sad sack's not gonna do you any good.
10:34Yeah?
10:37It's a lot for me.
10:38I'm not like you.
10:39I'm not experienced.
10:40Huh?
10:42That's totally irrelevant.
10:44If you want something, then go balls to the wall.
10:47Or are you cool staying a Virge forever, Virge?
10:49I'll get it.
10:56Oh, hey!
10:58Yo, what's up?
10:59Wanna hit any road?
11:01Big time.
11:01Let's go now.
11:02I've got places to be.
11:04See ya.
11:05Hold up.
11:06Huh?
11:07You're ditching me while we have negative points?
11:09What am I supposed to do about it?
11:11Is it not obvious?
11:13Give Wifey a goodbye kiss.
11:14Is that the setup for a joke about Kisu fish?
11:18Huh?
11:19Not everything is a joke!
11:21Kiss me, dum-dum!
11:22Huh?
11:23Whoa!
11:25Are you ready?
11:26Pure little boy can't handle it, huh?
11:29Quick, I'm getting all antsy.
11:31You seriously reek of virginity.
11:34Break this door down, bro!
11:35Some dudes just can't handle a woman's body.
11:38You two have fun at InSales Anonymous.
11:41She's a woman!
11:42Don't get pissed about this later!
11:58You had me thinking I'd have to pal around with your ghost.
12:02Sorry.
12:03I didn't want to let her get to me.
12:05But she was being such a brat!
12:13I only meant a kiss on the cheek.
12:20Come on, Jiro.
12:22Wake up!
12:26Why, Shiori?
12:27Best keep moving, or I'll kiss you!
12:30I'll take the kiss.
12:31Lay it on me.
12:34You're so silly.
12:38Fine.
12:41What kiss, dude?
12:43You perv.
12:45Get your butt up and help me.
12:46We have a day to live, lazy.
12:49Huh?
12:49It's morning?
12:50I fell asleep on the couch last night?
12:55Yesterday was something else.
12:57Something amazing.
12:59Don't do this, brain!
13:00We like Shiori!
13:02Piece of crap!
13:04Why are you still sitting there?
13:06Don't test me.
13:07I'm up!
13:08I'm up!
13:09Sorry!
13:11Eventually, we had made it a week.
13:14Anyone here?
13:21Well, hello.
13:24Were you assigned classroom duty, Yakuin?
13:27Nah, but the guy who was asked me to take over today.
13:31I see.
13:32That works out well.
13:33I'd like to speak with you and Watanabe.
13:35Come here after school, please.
13:37Huh?
13:38It'll just be a quick husband-wife meeting.
13:40Alright.
13:41I despise how friggin' happy Shiori and Tension look.
13:57I figured if I look all depressed, she'd pay more attention to me.
14:01Massive failure on that front.
14:03The thought alone shows how desperate and miserable I am.
14:06It's burned into my mind.
14:09Something up, Shiori?
14:11Is this okay?
14:12We are married.
14:14Of course.
14:15But what about that other guy?
14:17Do you mean Jiro?
14:18Don't worry about that.
14:19He's just a childhood friend of mine.
14:21You were so cool, Minami.
14:23I had almost forgotten him.
14:24The imagination is a cruel place.
14:33In retrospect, I definitely should have packed that umbrella.
14:37Don't worry.
14:38I'll share mine with you, broski.
14:39Awesome.
14:41I get to snuggle up next to you?
14:43You're lucky!
14:44Jeez.
14:45When did our lives get so damn boring?
14:48Life's great.
14:49My free gotcha pool this morning landed me a rare character in a swimsuit skin.
14:52Good thing I covered your shift.
14:54Buy me a reward.
14:55No way.
14:55I just started saving up for modding today.
14:58Modding simple art.
15:00Put some respect on my girl's name!
15:02Lady modding.
15:04In the story for this event, my sweet modding cooks the player delicious omurice.
15:08The tasty eggy nectar filled my love meter all the way up to the brim.
15:12But Tomo, you can't really taste it, JPEG.
15:15An image is meant to be savored with the occipital lobe.
15:18You're insane.
15:19That part back there.
15:22Scram, dorks!
15:23You're in my way!
15:23I'm getting home late today.
15:27That's fine, but why?
15:29We're going to karaoke and Minami is coming with.
15:31So we can sing, too.
15:33Deuces!
15:37Hold on just a sec!
15:39What's up?
15:40I remember now.
15:40Teach wants to talk with us in the faculty office.
15:43It's about the practical.
15:45Okay, I guess that should take priority.
15:48Sike!
15:48You handle it, dweeb!
15:49Huh?
15:50Hey!
15:52Is she for real?
15:53Just when I thought my day couldn't get worse.
15:56Do you not see how crazy lucky you are?
15:58You've got your cinnamon roll crushing your hot yadda wife!
16:00You're double-fishing me, my house!
16:02You're a heron anime blue tag!
16:04Oh, shut up.
16:05I bet I could live off of a cadi's beautifully exhaled carbon dioxide.
16:09I've been feeling exactly like carbon dioxide lately.
16:12Huh?
16:12And that blonde-haired jock is oxygen.
16:15It's absolutely necessary.
16:17This practical isn't about having fun or making a new friend.
16:21It's very important coursework.
16:23Your score has remained at a steady zero for an entire week now.
16:27At this rate, you won't be able to graduate.
16:30Talk with Watanabe and figure out how you can become a happily married couple.
16:33You sound like a total pro.
16:38And your English is awesome.
16:39I'm impressed.
16:40I appreciate it.
16:42Unfortunately, that was one of the few songs I'm good at.
16:44Do you know what song you'd like to do?
16:46Of course!
16:47I know!
16:48Kana Higashino!
16:49Here.
16:49I've heard you sing and you're great.
16:52You think so?
16:54Then I'm gonna do my best just for you.
16:56Is it gonna rain forever?
17:02Try being a happy couple when the one you're supposed to be happy with is running around with a real love interest.
17:08Hey.
17:09I'm a little worn out from singing.
17:14Can we take a breather in the next room?
17:18Curse you, brain!
17:19Get me out of here.
17:23I'll suffer through the rain, grab a convenience store dinner, and head home.
17:26Hi there.
17:27You're up here pretty late.
17:28Shio?
17:29I mean, Sakurazaka?
17:30What are you doing here?
17:32We had a committee meeting today.
17:34May I sit by you?
17:35Yeah, sure.
17:40There's no end in sight, is there?
17:42I think not.
17:44I forgot my umbrella.
17:47Ah, I see.
17:49Oops, my bad.
17:58I thought that was a real bug.
18:00Fair, it's a very lifelike doodle.
18:03When I first got here, there was a huge one.
18:06I thought it was back to get me.
18:08Sorry.
18:08It's all good.
18:09Just surprised me.
18:11Wait, then maybe.
18:13Hey, so, uh, Sakurazaka?
18:20Jiro.
18:21You know me.
18:22He was my first name.
18:24Call me Shiori, just like you did when we were young.
18:30Would you mind?
18:32What is this?
18:33Is she trying to tell me something?
18:34I have no idea what's going on, but if there's one thing I'm sure of, this is the time to be brave.
18:43Shiori.
18:44Minami?
18:47You're done?
18:48I thought you'd be out late doing karaoke.
18:53Brought your umbrella.
18:54It occurred to me I saw it sitting in the entryway this morning.
18:57It's pretty small.
18:59You two should go ahead.
19:00I'm not very busy tonight, so I think I'll wait it out a little while longer here.
19:04You sure?
19:05Absolutely.
19:06I'll be a-okay.
19:08See ya, Sakurazaka.
19:09Be safe.
19:33Yo.
19:34I'm saving you.
19:37Look happy, please.
19:42Ugh, this sucks.
19:44Sharing an umbrella is supposed to be flirty and romantic.
19:47You screwed up the perfect opportunity to run off with your crush and have some lovey-dovey alone time.
19:52If you weren't such a complete and utter weenie, I'd be sharing an umbrella with Minami right now.
19:57I'm sorry.
19:59You're gonna have to grow a pair quick if you want to date this girl.
20:03I'm sorry.
20:04No, sir.
20:09Giving up is not allowed.
20:11For the both of our sakes, you're gonna give it your all.
20:15Got that?
20:16Yes.
20:17Who's a good boy?
20:20Jeez.
20:21I got the feeling that was her way of trying to help me.
20:23I really am a weenie.
20:25Rain's chilling out.
20:28Looks like it.
20:29Not to be complainy, but I'm starving.
20:32Same.
20:33Convenience store food?
20:35Mm-mm.
20:36Hmm?
20:36I've got a plan.
20:43Dinner's ready.
20:46Not to take off her eyes!
20:48Looks yummy, huh?
20:50Uh, uh-huh.
20:51Hold on.
20:55You've got to take the ketchup slow.
20:57It gets messy when it spurts out too quick.
21:01Wait, not there.
21:02Be a little more gentle.
21:05Yes, that's so good.
21:06Every bite is filled with my love.
21:14Eat up.
21:16Thanks!
21:17Of course I will!
21:20Yum!
21:22I'm like a rock star chef.
21:25I'll chow down too.
21:26Wait!
21:27Just say, uh...
21:34Uh-uh.
21:36Yeah, no, I'm not gonna do that.
21:38Dude!
21:39Go along with it!
21:40This is super embarrassing for me!
21:43Jeez.
21:44I'm done being sexy.
21:49Uh-uh.
21:51That's seriously good!
21:53I told you I rock!
21:54That's sick!
22:07Lady Marin made you curry over us!
22:10Thanks for the save.
22:12The save from what?
22:12What was that?
22:13Why is my...
22:15Why is my heart pounding so fast?
22:18I don't understand.
22:20I don't understand.
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23:53Watanabe emerges from her room
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