- 5/17/2025
More Than a Married Couple But Not Lovers Episode 6 [ English-Dubbed ]
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00:00You're good!
00:04Heyo!
00:05Good morning, Yakuin.
00:07The curling iron's hot, so don't cook yourself.
00:10Got it.
00:11Did she use my last name?
00:13Been a while since she's done that.
00:15Bad news, Yakuin.
00:17We ran out of coffee, so it's hot milk or zilch, k?
00:21K.
00:23Last name basis confirmed.
00:25She doesn't seem angry, but it's definitely intentional.
00:30Hold up, today's the day.
00:32They're gonna post midterm updates, yeah?
00:34Think so. I heard they're coming through the app.
00:37We studied our butts off for those tests.
00:39I'm not too worried this time.
00:43Yikes, dude.
00:45Gnarly case of bedhead. Poor boy.
00:48Let me fix it for you later.
00:50Uh, okay.
00:52Oh, almost forgot!
00:54Besides the whole name thing, she seems fine.
00:57She actually seems really happy.
01:00Look, my girl, Sachi, gave me chocolates yesterday.
01:03Supposedly, they're like for rich people.
01:05Let's crack them open tonight.
01:08Cool.
01:09Choco heaven, here we come!
01:11What's she doing?
01:12Why is she being so nice?
01:13Choco heaven, here we come!
01:15Choco heaven, here we come!
01:16Choco heaven, here we come!
01:17Choco heaven, here we come!
01:20Oh
01:50Oh
02:20My darling
02:22You
02:24You
02:26You
02:28You
02:30You
02:32You
02:36You
02:38You
02:40You
02:50Are you hiding something? Weird search for a bro with no ho.
02:53You'd know if I had a girlfriend. This is about Watanabe.
02:57Huh? Mighty Jito turns to info sourced by a screen-dwelling lowlifes? The class traitor comes crawling back.
03:04I can never tell whose side you're on.
03:06Well, maybe you can help. Do you and your wife ever argue?
03:10Course we do. She got the old ta-tas in one hell of a twist not too long ago.
03:14When I lovingly patted her tum tum and asked if she was on her period, she iced me out.
03:19I can't think of a faster way to make a woman hate you.
03:22Send me to the Olympics, I say.
03:25You know, it's also her fault for never telling me anything.
03:28If she said she wanted me to leave her alone, I would have.
03:31I wish girls would just tell us how they felt.
03:33Preach, brother.
03:37I should have noticed. I'm sorry I didn't.
03:43But still, I just don't see you in that way.
03:46I'm not asking for anything.
03:47Just know that I love you, Mei.
03:50Check it. Guess the rumor's true, bro.
03:52What rumor?
03:54That Mei Hamana was a total heartthrob, ultra-successful lady killer?
03:58It was the spiciest gossip a while back.
04:00Huh. Hang on.
04:02We look like the biggest degenerate creeps in the world right now.
04:07Means a lot that a girl like you loves me.
04:10Thank you so much for your honesty.
04:12Hey, if you can just smile big and be yourself,
04:15I'm sure that you'll find someone better than me in no time.
04:18Before I go, just this once, will you call me by my name?
04:23Absolutely.
04:24But once I let you go, you have to be okay for me.
04:27All right, Monami?
04:28All right.
04:31Homie pulls.
04:32Homie pulls in a way that just murked my self-worth.
04:35I'm with you.
04:36I should have noticed. I'm sorry I didn't.
04:46This sucks!
04:48I've been replaying everything all day.
04:50What the heck is it that I'm supposed to notice exactly?
04:54Is it the Yakuin thing?
04:56What's with that?
04:57Will you call me by my name?
04:59And if that ever happens to me, it'd help if you'd call me by my name.
05:05Nah, that can't be it.
05:10There's no way, right?
05:13I'm back!
05:17I could always try.
05:19I'll use her first name to see if that's what she wants.
05:21If I'm wrong, I'll only die of embarrassment.
05:24What?
05:25Did you see?
05:25We rule!
05:27What would rule is if you could give me some privacy!
05:29We are ranking!
05:30Huh?
05:31Eight?
05:32Six, yeah!
05:33Really?
05:34Really?
05:34That's legit!
05:35Yes, it's legit, you dork!
05:37Yay!
05:39Dude, we did it for realsies!
05:41Go us!
05:42Woo, yay, we rule!
05:44But before we celebrate, can I take my shower?
05:47Huh?
05:50I definitely made the right choice on the shampoo.
05:53Yum, don't you agree?
05:54And it says on the bottle it'll make your hair all silky.
05:57If you had big hair, then I'd call you Yakooine.
06:01Great.
06:02We've moved into last name-related puns.
06:04I mention it because I love my name.
06:08Don't flip, the dryer gets loud.
06:11Akari.
06:12You can yell if it gets too hot.
06:15Akari.
06:16Say something, Yakooine!
06:18Akari.
06:21Akari.
06:22Huh?
06:23What the?
06:24Wait, that was for me!
06:26Jito, I...
06:28Huh?
06:30Did I actually figure it out?
06:32That's what was wrong?
06:34Uh, Akari.
06:35What is it, Jito?
06:39She just wanted me to call her by her first name?
06:42That's all it took!
06:44Oh, let's see.
06:46Akari.
06:47Dude, unless you need something chill with that.
06:50Crap.
06:52I'm gonna lose it.
06:54Akari.
06:56Stop!
06:56And don't look at my face for a sec, please.
06:59Uh, there's no need to be embarrassed.
07:02What?
07:02Because I'm not!
07:03You're not embarrassed!
07:04I get it!
07:05So quit trying me now!
07:07Duh!
07:07Uh!
07:08I mean, come on.
07:09We've been married for, like, ever.
07:10What?
07:11It'd be cool if you'd keep calling me Akari.
07:15That's how I like it.
07:19Okay?
07:20We don't have much more time together.
07:23So indulge me for now, Jito.
07:27She's right.
07:28Pretty soon things will go back to how they were.
07:32And she'll just be my classmate, Watanabe.
07:41Oh, hate's place.
07:49This is bad, dude.
07:51If you don't get it together and make a new plan, you could lose this guy for good.
07:55Huh?
07:55This convo again?
07:56Operation class duties yielded zero progress.
08:01He's gonna be booed up before he notices you like him.
08:04People like Yakuin typically go wherever they're pushed.
08:07If you really want to date him, you'll just have to push him harder than his wife.
08:11Yeah, but that's a lot easier said than done.
08:13There's a pretty decent chance that they've at least kissed already.
08:16If you keep taking a back seat in this, they might end up doing more.
08:20More?
08:20Do you really think they would?
08:22Don't know.
08:23But from now on, I'm taking lead on this.
08:26Crap!
08:27Heads up!
08:28Huh?
08:33Oh, Shi...
08:34Shiari?
08:37Well, is she okay now?
08:39Not sure.
08:40She's in the nurse's office.
08:41Go check up on her.
08:42Huh?
08:42Why me?
08:43Got something better to do?
08:45I mean, no.
08:46Of course I don't.
08:47It's just weird.
08:48Don't you think?
08:49I have no reason to go.
08:50Your friend got hurt.
08:51That's reason enough.
08:53So what?
08:53Are you just too embarrassed to worry about her?
08:55Uh...
08:56If you don't want to go, that's a different story.
08:59But if this is some weird pride thing, swallow that crap and go see her.
09:03Here.
09:03This can be your reason.
09:06I don't get it.
09:08Come on, Shiari.
09:09What could you possibly see in a coward like him?
09:16Huh?
09:17Are you for serious, Mei?
09:18My heart isn't ready!
09:20Okay, Mei.
09:32You've got this.
09:35Uh, hello?
09:36Huh?
09:37Where's the nurse?
09:38Hi, Jiro!
09:43Shiori?
09:43Sweet of you to check on me.
09:48Come on in!
09:50Um, okay.
09:53Feeling better?
09:54Or...
09:54No, I feel good.
09:56I'm super sorry that I made you worry.
09:59But I'm super happy that you came to visit.
10:03Oh, yeah.
10:04These are from Hamano.
10:05I'll leave them here.
10:06Uh...
10:08Dang, you're covered.
10:10Minami brought that stuff.
10:13Makes sense.
10:15I should have known.
10:16You are married, after all.
10:18Married life's going well for you, huh?
10:21Huh?
10:21It must be perfect.
10:23You made it to eighth place.
10:25Uh, no.
10:26Not perfect.
10:27Just found calm in the storm.
10:28We'll argue and lose all our points soon enough.
10:31That's nice.
10:32I think that I'd like to try arguing with you too someday.
10:35And why's that?
10:37Because...
10:38I've known you for a billion years now,
10:40and in all that time, I've never seen you angry.
10:42If I was your wife, maybe I would get to see that side of you.
10:46That'd be neat.
10:48Huh?
10:50Just talking about the practical, obviously!
10:52Of course.
10:53I'm nervous something's wrong with me.
10:55I've made it all the way to high school,
10:57and I still want to disappear whenever a boy says hello.
11:00I'm such a baby.
11:01Come on, no you're not.
11:03I am.
11:04All the girls around me keep getting more and more mature,
11:07and I'm still just a little kid.
11:09I think I get it.
11:11Things with Tenjin haven't gotten more mature.
11:14No kissing.
11:15And no anything else.
11:17We don't do that stuff!
11:19It's scary.
11:20Even if things worked out with the person I love,
11:22I'd be too scared to do anything out of the fear of being terrible at it.
11:25But you wouldn't be terrible!
11:27Someone's first time is always special.
11:29Whoever you share that with should feel honored no matter what.
11:32Hey, Jiro?
11:36When you had a cold,
11:38and I came to your place,
11:39you promised you'd do anything to help me.
11:42Yeah, that's right.
11:43I'm going to ask a favor.
11:45I hope that's okay.
11:47There's something I want to practice with you.
11:50Ki-
11:51Kissing.
11:53If you don't want to,
11:58that's cool, Beans!
12:00Sorry to spring that on you.
12:01I'm sure that would crap your style.
12:03Of course it would!
12:04You've got one to know me now!
12:05Why?
12:06Huh?
12:07I mean,
12:08why me?
12:10You're the only one I could ask.
12:12It had to be you.
12:13Sorry.
12:14I don't mind at all.
12:16It's just that,
12:17well,
12:17I'm no,
12:18no pro,
12:19so...
12:21You want me to be your first?
12:23Yes, I do.
12:29As long as you're down.
12:32I'm...
12:33down?
12:36My heart!
12:38It's beating so fast it's gonna pop!
12:40Really?
12:41Same.
12:42That's neat.
12:43It's like our hearts are in sync.
12:46What does this mean?
12:48Is she serious about me?
12:50Don't get your hopes up, Jiro.
12:52But if this is some weird pride thing,
12:54swallow that crap and go see her.
12:56That's right.
12:57I've just gotta go for it.
13:01I can't fumble this now.
13:03Hold on a minute, Jiro.
13:10I'm worried I was wrong.
13:12We're not even married,
13:13and I...
13:13I really don't want to mess things up.
13:17Yo, nurse.
13:19If you were real,
13:19you'd let me take a nap here.
13:21Place to myself, huh?
13:22Ew, we're at school, Turbo Skanks!
13:30Oopsies, bangin' bliss!
13:31Sorry!
13:49That was an accident, promise!
13:53Yep, I know.
13:54It's all good.
13:55I think that I've recovered from my bug.
13:59I should be okay to hang out here
14:00on my own for a little...
14:01Oh, well, that's great!
14:02I'm glad you're better.
14:03I'll get going.
14:04Quit ignoring me, dum-dum.
14:28Akati!
14:28I've been looking for you, girl.
14:30Yo, what happened to skipping class
14:31in the nurse's office?
14:34Some freak shows totally foiled my scheme.
14:36The bed was taken,
14:37if you catch my drift.
14:38Like, I wasn't snooping,
14:39but I saw a guy and a girl's shoes.
14:41Plus, the bed was mad shaking.
14:43Huh?
14:43What are you saying?
14:45You think they were boinking?
14:46Are you for real?
14:47A guy and a girl composing
14:49a Bed Creek symphony?
14:50Those skinks were boinking
14:51like there's no tomorrow.
14:52Huh?
14:57No way.
14:59You good?
14:59What is it?
15:02Jiro.
15:04Let's crack them open tonight.
15:15She's late.
15:16Wonder why.
15:17Ah, you were about to clock out, huh?
15:32Apologies.
15:33Cream me?
15:34Not a problem.
15:36That gloomy Gyaru ordered this one.
15:39Maybe some whipped cream will cheer her up.
15:41Give her a little extra, for free.
15:43Sure, of course.
15:44Thank you for waiting.
15:49Hope you enjoy.
15:53Yum!
15:54So sweet!
15:55Huh?
15:59For real?
16:00How dejected did I look?
16:03Awesome.
16:04I feel like total crap.
16:06Guess I'm a teensy bit depressed.
16:08What a nice guy.
16:11My whipped cream hero.
16:15I can't believe it.
16:17Did those two prudes really go all the way?
16:20He loves her.
16:21No doi.
16:23Guess his first time was with his first love.
16:25Must have been special.
16:27Lucky.
16:27Just because they're together doesn't mean anything's changed.
16:32Gyaru's still my partner.
16:34And we're still married for now at the very least.
16:38I can tell myself we'll be the same.
16:41But I feel like when I open this door,
16:43there's going to be a Gyaru I don't even know inside.
16:45Is he already asleep?
16:59Couldn't make it to your own room?
17:01And why are your dirty clothes all over the place?
17:04Do you expect me to come home and play mommy for you now?
17:07I said don't roll your socks up!
17:09Come on, little shirt.
17:11Work with me here.
17:12Get out of the crack, dude!
17:13YAH!
17:18Gotcha!
17:19Like, ugh!
17:20I'm gonna throw my crap everywhere and see if you like it.
17:23Sound good?
17:24You can be as sleepy and as nasty as you want in your own room.
17:28You literally contribute jack!
17:29Vacuum!
17:30Learn a recipe!
17:31Something!
17:31The least you can do is wake the hell up!
17:34Super.
17:35You managed to turn my depression into fury.
17:38Gross!
17:38The table's a disaster too!
17:43You were waiting, Hub.
17:44You were waiting, Hub.
17:49Tum-tum.
17:51Come on, Jiro.
17:53Are you faking?
17:54Are you faking?
17:54Either you're legit zonked out, or you're dead.
18:13Your hot wife is half-naked here.
18:16So, Spill, was this all that happened with her?
18:25Probably so, knowing you.
18:28Or did she get a side of you that you've never shown me?
18:32Did you let her make you a man while you left me in the dust?
18:35I'd hate that.
18:37Don't leave me behind.
18:41Someday, I'm gonna be you guys' biggest cheerleader.
18:45But for now, while I'm still yours, will you still be mine?
18:59My arm.
19:00What the?
19:06Why is she sleeping next to me?
19:07How the hell did homie lose her clothes?
19:12Good morning, Jiro.
19:17You nerd face.
19:19You gonna say it back?
19:20Hey.
19:22Huh?
19:23Like, is something wrong?
19:24No, it's great and normal.
19:26Psych!
19:27Are you insane?
19:28You're nearly naked!
19:29Couldn't feel the breeze on your behoobies?
19:33Ugh.
19:34Better get ready for a full interrogation.
19:37You can start by putting on some clothes.
19:39And we can actually figure this...
19:40What's the big deal?
19:41You're the one who ripped them off me.
19:46You douchebag.
19:48Don't you remember what happened last night?
19:50Wait, I've got this.
19:51Nope.
19:52So you're saying you just miraculously forgot?
19:55Hard to believe after everything you did to me.
19:57Yo!
19:59Everything I did!
20:01What's going on?
20:02I can't remember a damn thing!
20:04Wait, does that mean we did it?
20:06And the cost of entry to Pound Town is your brain?
20:10Get a grape.
20:11She has tension.
20:12She wouldn't hop on my baloney pony.
20:14Besides, something like that would never go down between us.
20:20Except it's only one!
20:23Shoot straight!
20:23Wait, can you still call me a verge?
20:25Huh?
20:26Shouldn't you be able to answer that yourself, moron?
20:28Get your pervy hands off me!
20:30Oh, my bad.
20:32If we did do it and I can't remember, she was right to call me a douchebag.
20:37There's no way, right?
20:38I couldn't have just had my first time.
20:42So, Jiro, was last night your first time?
20:45For real?
20:46Well, if we did it, then yeah, it was.
20:49You promise?
20:50If it turns out you're lying, I'll quit feeding you.
20:53Don't make me say it again.
20:55Why would I lie to you about that?
20:57Okay, okay.
20:59I believe you.
21:01Real quick, I'm sorry.
21:03Obviously, I didn't have any experience.
21:06So, uh, I bet it wasn't very good for you.
21:09I'm sorry if it was awkward or painful or anything because of...
21:12I was lying.
21:14Lying.
21:16Dude, you're so gullible.
21:18Get pranked, lame-o.
21:19You should have seen your doofy face.
21:21But I...
21:21You...
21:22You're a monster!
21:23Monster, I say!
21:24It's your fault for falling for it.
21:27You should know by now I'm not that easy.
21:30Huh?
21:31Screw you.
21:32There are some lines that are absolutely not okay to cross.
21:35I'm dead.
21:36You killed me.
21:37Like, it would have been so bad.
21:39You should be disappointed we didn't do it.
21:41You serious?
21:42Of course I'm disappointed.
21:45Because now you can keep calling me Verge.
21:49Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
21:51Sorry!
21:52How foolish to think a goddess would copulate with a mere peasant!
21:55Forgive me, m'lady!
21:56Not that!
21:58I'm a good person.
22:00I'm not going to mess this up for you and Sakura Zaga.
22:03Huh?
22:03What did you just say?
22:05You're not fooling me, dude.
22:06I know good and well that you're secretly relieved.
22:08You wouldn't want to waste your first time on me when it could have been her.
22:11You're gonna have to move your hands.
22:13Why can't you just be honest with me?
22:15I can't hear you!
22:17I freaking hate you.
22:18Do you know that, dude?
22:19You're not fooling me.
22:33合わせて針は止まる淡い呪いにかけられている
22:40答えはいつもすり抜けやり直したいだけなら
22:49こんなのやることもなくない心の在り方を知りたいんだ
22:58I know there's no way I know there's no way I can't do this
23:05I know there's no way I can't do it
23:09I can't do it, I can't do it
23:11I can't do it, I can't do it
23:15I'm a little bit different, I love you
23:19I love you, I love you
23:23溢れ出した夢幾らか今日
23:28何度かって想いを馳せていて走った
23:36I can't do it
23:43I can't do it
23:48I can't do it
23:51What a happy feeling
23:54Makes me wanna go night-night
23:56Let's get Joodles! Ready?
23:58There's one Joodle
24:00Joodles!
24:02Next time fireworks, but no embrace
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