- 5/8/2025
King Of The Hill Season 2 Episode 14 I Remember Mono
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00:34No time to eat.
00:36I have to get this valentine done so I can mail it by tomorrow.
00:40Well at least eat the butter, Bobby.
00:42It's loaded with vitamin A.
00:46What's this, Bobby? Have a girlfriend?
00:50Happy Valentine's Day, Joseph?
00:54Love, Bobby?
00:56Hey, hot stuff?
00:58Bobby, you can't give this to Joseph.
01:00Why not? He is hot stuff.
01:02You should see him skateboard.
01:04Bobby, if you give a valentine to a sixth grade boy, girls are gonna think you're sensitive.
01:12And something like that can follow you the rest of your life.
01:16Now, here's a candy for Joseph. It says, hey, you're okay.
01:22And we'll just put this card over here for now.
01:26Ooh, wait! I can use that.
01:30Who's your valentine to win?
01:32Nay, since Buckley said he's gonna forget Valentine's Day again, I finally made myself realize that you love yourself.
01:42That's the greatest love of all.
01:44Isn't that right, Aunt Peggy?
01:46Mmm, no.
01:48No, that's not really true at all, in fact.
01:52Love between two people is the greatest thing that there is.
01:58At least that's true of Uncle Hank and I.
02:00Would you like to hear the story of how we first realized we were meant to be together?
02:04I'm listening.
02:06Well, our first Valentine's Day we weren't even in the same room, but I have to say it may have been our most romantic.
02:23My school, West Arlen, was playing Hank's school, Arlen High.
02:30Hank and I had been dating about six months and things were really heating up.
02:36Miss Platter, hello.
02:38Well, hello to you, Mr. Hill.
02:40Take it easy on our girls, okay?
02:42I certainly will not.
02:45Heh.
02:46You know, um, Valentine's is coming up.
02:50Yeah.
02:51One of the girls had mentioned that on the bus ride.
02:54Yeah.
02:55Um, some of the other guys, you know, their girlfriends are making them dinner.
03:02Oh.
03:04So...
03:06So, you...
03:07Uh...
03:08Yeah, I was, I was thinking maybe you could be making me dinner.
03:12Yeah, I could.
03:13That's a great idea.
03:14I could make you dinner.
03:17Alright.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Alright, I'll see you later.
03:21Ah, this is so cute.
03:25Your first big meal.
03:27It must...
03:28Peggy?
03:29You are not trying to make...
03:31That's right.
03:32Beef?
03:33Wellington.
03:34Cherry pie?
03:35Why not just build him a rocket ship?
03:37Mom, would you stop it?
03:39He is my boyfriend.
03:40It is my dinner.
03:41I will cook it.
03:42But Peggy, if Hank discovers you cannot even bake, it is all over.
03:47You think I can't say that?
03:49Do not say can't.
03:51You will not use contractions in this house.
04:10Look on you.
04:13Ah!
04:27Why me?
04:31Phone call for you, dear.
04:34Your eyebrows look...
04:36very nice.
04:38Hello?
04:39Hi, Peggy.
04:40I'm really sorry, but I pulled some tendons in my back and I can't come over for dinner.
04:46You can't?
04:47Oh, don't cry, Peggy.
04:49I'm sorry I ruined your Valentine's Day.
04:52You didn't.
04:54I mean, I'm just so glad you're okay.
04:58Uh, but I'm not okay.
05:00Uh-huh.
05:01I bet I'm missing a great dinner, huh?
05:04I made Beef Wellington.
05:05Really?
05:06Is that steak?
05:08Yes, sir.
05:09And I made a cherry pie.
05:12And a blueberry pie.
05:15Wow, Peggy.
05:16I love both those pies.
05:18Hey, hold one of them up to the phone so I can smell it.
05:22Mmm.
05:23I'm holding one up to the phone right now.
05:26Oh, it's hot.
05:27Oh, yeah.
05:28I'm just imagining eating it.
05:32Mmm.
05:34So tasty.
05:36And the soup I made is good, too.
05:39Cream of...
05:40Beef Wellington.
05:42Mmm, my favorite.
05:44Oh, you dropped a little on your chin.
05:46Uh-huh.
05:47I dabbed it with a napkin.
05:48Uh-huh.
05:49Oh, no, you got a little on your earlobe.
05:52I'll get it.
05:54I'm just a big, clumsy guy.
06:02Two weeks later, when his back healed, we were engaged to be engaged.
06:08You know, if I hadn't hurt my back that day, I would have known she couldn't cook.
06:13And then I would have been forced to not marry this little gal.
06:17Oh.
06:18So I guess what they say is true.
06:21There is somebody out there for everybody.
06:24Huh?
06:25No, I don't think that follows at all, Luanne.
06:29Nope.
06:30Not for everybody.
06:31Uh-oh.
06:33Oh.
06:34Oh, guess what else?
06:35I'm gonna see that old school today.
06:37I'm subbing for the record keeper.
06:38The old high school, huh?
06:40Boy, I haven't been there since, what, the season ended, I guess almost, uh, two months ago.
06:49Yep.
06:50Two months.
06:51Got a package for you, Bobby.
07:00Happy Valentine's Day.
07:02Love, your secret, admirer, P.S., expect me Valentine's night?
07:11Who could it be?
07:12Hey, the only girl you ever talked to is Connie.
07:15I know.
07:17Hey, it could be Carrie Strug.
07:21At least, I hope it's Carrie Strug.
07:27Code 12, tardiness.
07:31Code 16, not following directions.
07:35Code 40, following directions too closely.
07:39You don't see that much.
07:40Oh, this takes me back.
07:42Rhonda Culpepper, I went to school with her.
07:44Oh.
07:45Did you know she was a code 42?
07:48No.
07:49I just thought she'd gotten fat for a semester.
07:53Hey, I think we know this character.
07:56Now, Becky, we are not played to snoop.
07:59Alright then.
08:01Hank Hill, permanent record file 5402.
08:10Give me that freaking file.
08:114th grade, kicked out of chorus for refusing to sing Where Have All the Flowers Gone.
08:219th grade, told debate team to quote, shut the hell up.
08:2512th grade, absent for two weeks starting on Valentine's Day.
08:30Yep, Hank hurt his back that week.
08:32It's one of our favorite stories.
08:35Oh, Peggy, you don't have to lie to me.
08:38So he had mono.
08:39It was 20 years ago.
08:41Mono?
08:42The kissing disease?
08:44You two must have been very busy that Valentine's Day.
08:47Becky, I never had mono in my entire life.
08:51Ooh.
08:52Hey, Hank.
08:53Did you ever wonder what it'd be like to drink beer standing over there?
09:09Curiosity killed the cat, Dale.
09:11Hello, my husband.
09:12I was just thinking about some of your high school football days.
09:23Well, good.
09:24That's a good thing to be thinking about.
09:27Mm-hmm.
09:28You know, like when you hurt your back and you were out for a few weeks?
09:32Oh, yeah, yeah.
09:34I took a pretty big hit, I tell you what.
09:38You know, a funny thing happened today.
09:42I took a look in your permanent record and it says you had mono those two weeks.
09:49How did you get mono, Hank?
09:53Uh, well, I happened to share a soda with a guy on the team one day.
09:59It was the 70s, you know.
10:02That's funny.
10:03You know, on the way out of the building, I stopped by the school nurse's office.
10:07She did not mention that you could get mono that way.
10:10Uh...
10:11Well, I wouldn't put too much stock in what that woman said if you know what I mean.
10:16Bleh, bleh, bleh.
10:19Oh.
10:21Well, I wasn't aware of that.
10:24For a moment there, I thought...
10:26Well, never mind what I thought.
10:28She's on the trail.
10:29She's going to find out.
10:30No, she's not.
10:31Unless you let something slip.
10:32I don't let things slip, Hank.
10:33I place information.
10:34Normally I'd share these chocolates with you all.
10:35It's just that these came from my secret admirers so they're kinda special.
10:37You know what's funny?
10:38We were just talking about Carrie Strug like two days ago, remember?
10:40And now you get this Valentine.
10:41It's probably from Carrie Strug.
10:42Why do you think she's so great?
10:43So she does gymnastics, so what?
10:44Let's see her play violin.
10:45Besides, she's in her thirties.
10:46They don't tell you that.
10:47You're missing the point, Connie.
10:48She had a broken leg, and...
10:49I don't know.
10:50You're missing the point, Connie.
10:51You're missing the point, Connie.
10:52She had a broken leg, and...
10:53I don't know.
10:54I don't know.
10:55I don't know.
10:56You know what's funny?
10:57I don't know.
10:58You know what's funny?
10:59You know what's funny?
11:00We were just talking about Carrie Strug like two days ago, remember?
11:01And now you get this Valentine.
11:02It's probably from Carrie Strug.
11:03Why do you think she's so great?
11:04So she does gymnastics, so what?
11:06Let's see her play violin.
11:08Besides, she's in her thirties.
11:10They don't tell you that.
11:11You're missing the point, Connie.
11:14She had a broken leg, and...
11:16And...
11:18And...
11:19She just...
11:20Kept going.
11:30I think Connie likes you.
11:32Well, you see, once one girl likes you, it's like having a ring on your finger.
11:46Bec, when you were entering the records for Hank's senior class, did you notice anyone else on the football team with mono?
11:56Oh, hon, you just can't get it out of your head, can you?
12:00Oh, no, it seems silly.
12:02I don't...
12:03I just...
12:04I'm afraid I can't.
12:05Well, neither could I.
12:06I already did the search.
12:08There weren't any other football players with mono.
12:11Unless...
12:12A girl named Amy Edlin was on the team.
12:15Who?
12:18So the whore played well with others, did she?
12:21This girl could have been drinking a soda, and she set it down next to a football player, and Hank assumed it belonged to said player, and...
12:32That's it, Peggy.
12:33You just take that lie and wrap it around yourself like a warm blanket.
12:37Well, I don't know it's a lie...
12:40Yet.
12:41I looked up Amy Edlin in the phone book, and by posing as a college-bound telemarketer, I found out where she works.
12:48And I'm gonna visit her today, and I am gonna get to the truth.
12:51You are making a big mistake, Shug.
12:54The truth is like sunlight.
12:56People used to think it was good for you.
13:00What do you want to get her?
13:02Something romantic, and frilly.
13:05Like the wife of a magician would wear.
13:20It's compulsory that you be my valentine.
13:32Yeah.
13:34Yeah.
13:39Oh, man.
13:49Hello?
13:50Ah!
13:59Care to try a soft-strich?
14:01Oh, no.
14:02Wife won't forgive me if I spoil my dinner.
14:06Is she here?
14:07I don't see her.
14:09Well, maybe just this once.
14:17Care to try a soft-strich?
14:19No, thank you.
14:20What I'm here for does not fit on a toothpick, and it certainly is not made of ostrich meat.
14:25It is called the truth.
14:27All right.
14:28There is some turkey in it.
14:30Yes, I assume that.
14:31Let me put this another way.
14:33I want to talk about what, if anything, happened between you and a boy named Hank Hill in February about 20 years ago.
14:43Does that ring a bell?
14:45Who are you?
14:46I am a lot of things.
14:47I am a mother, I am a teacher, and I am a wife with some questions that desperately need to be answered.
14:56They call me Peggy Hill.
14:57It was a few weeks before Valentine's, and my boyfriend had just broken up with me.
15:04I guess I just had something to prove.
15:07It could have been anybody.
15:09Oh no!
15:10Can somebody help me?
15:11My bells are caught in my bike chain.
15:12Don't struggle.
15:13You'll only make it worse.
15:14I just feel so helpless.
15:15Ever since my boyfriend was killed in the jungles of Vietnam.
15:19Oh, darn.
15:20I'm so sorry about your loss.
15:21You're very brave to bicycle in the state you're in.
15:24You've helped me so much.
15:25What?
15:26No, no, no, no, no.
15:27so helpless ever since my boyfriend was killed in the jungles of vietnam oh darn i'm so sorry
15:38about your loss you're very brave to bicycle in the state you're in
15:46thank you you've helped me so much
15:49what no no i have a girlfriend is she here i don't see her yeah but no come here stop
16:11so that's the story here this coupon won't take away the pain
16:16but it will take 30 cents off your next purchase of sausage sausage light and our new deli style
16:22sastrami well thank you for telling me the truth about my husband you have really eased my mind
16:45peggy it was over 20 years ago no no sir it was just yesterday that we told the way in the story of
16:55how your bad back saved our relationship remember and that means you have been lying every single
17:01day since high school that is thousands and thousands of lies okay it's true i did lie
17:08uh-huh oh it feels great to get that off my chest give me a hug i've never felt closer to you back off
17:17mister i do not feel close to you peggy you gotta understand i was 17 years old i'd spent most of
17:26my teenage years working on my offense i had no defense well why didn't you just tell me i would
17:33have forgiven you hank i mean i'm made out with plenty of guys behind your back what well of course
17:40i did not but now you know how it feels so we're even oh no we are not hank i could forgive the kissing
17:51i can even forgive the lie but there's one thing i cannot forgive our marriage was built on a wonderful
17:59little romantic story hank in my opinion it was the second greatest story ever told but now now we have
18:09no story all we have is a is a big side of beef and three broken ribs you break it you buy it that's
18:16pink and white for you
18:21so here's the plan when my secret admirer comes to the door you say hello offer her a drink compliment her
18:30dress or leotard oh you are so lucky that somebody loves you bobby
18:37right now i'd give anything just to have someone say happy valentine's day luann oh luann have you
18:48heard a word i said morning peggy what'd you do to your hair nothing that's exactly it nothing
18:59huh huh bye mom i'm off to school bye sweetie i love you baby uh i guess i'll be leaving too hon
19:10whatever i love you right huh
19:18hey i didn't know peggy's brother was in town
19:21there's so many little things that women do that you just sort of take for granted
19:29and now peggy stopped doing all of them it's like she's just some mopey gal with big feet who lives in
19:37my house you gotta do something that sweeps her off those big feet hank toss a little woo at her see
19:44what sticks i don't know i used up all my good material winning peggy over the first time tell
19:51you what put a whip cream on it the plastic wrap maybe you can steal something from a movie like
19:59lethal weapon man those two guys loved each other yeah i'll tell you something i saw in the movie one
20:07times that this peg got loose in this couple's house and they chased it around until they fell on top
20:14of each other and they were laughing and giggling and loving
20:28okay peggy come out here a minute would you
20:42oops oh my gosh you're about to step in that rain puddle that gives me an idea
20:51now you may pass unsoiled mademoiselle
20:55isn't that the jacket that i made for you oh you said that gangs stole that jacket because it was
21:02the wrong color huh oh if your lives were dollars i would have a hundred thousand dollars by now and
21:10i would live off the interest hank i'd still have to keep my job but things would be a lot easier
21:25i would have to keep my job but it would have to keep my job but it would have to keep my job
21:31guess who
21:34you have gasoline on your hands
21:37yeah i was cleaning tar off the driveway
21:40my eyes my eyes are burning
21:42uh hey now that you're splashing let's have a splash fight
21:46stop it what is wrong with you
21:49hey where are you going it's fun
21:53huh
22:04oh what the heck it's a little pig in the house
22:09oh this is crazy it's fun like in that movie let's chase it together i'll grab it and you snatch
22:16the bow it'll be romantic come on it's pig chasing
22:22mom dad there's a pig in the house oh peggy i'm trying to be romantic here
22:30i just wanted to make things right again for that you would need a time machine
22:35and all you have is a pig you can't just make up a romantic story for us the great ones just
22:44happen naturally and right now neither of us knows if one will ever happen again
22:50but peggy oh my back congratulations hank you just ruined one of my favorite movies
23:07when's your date gonna get here how should i know i don't even know for sure who she is
23:13or if her leg is fully healed where should we hide in the closet and don't play with the dry
23:20cleaning bag you could suffocate hey where's connie she want to see this
23:26i thought she'd be here bobby your secret admirer is here
23:31grandma happy valentine's day boo boo no
23:44your grandmother loves you
23:50you cannot believe what hank has put me through i i have never seen a more pathetic series of
23:56unromantic childish studs oh shug first he thinks flowers are gonna make everything better oh they
24:05just don't typical flowers then he actually drank a whole bottle of champagne out of one of my pumps
24:13my charcoal pads filtered out most of the alcohol but he still got tipsy enough to sing a chuck man
24:19gioni song that one it is our song there he lets a rented pig go in my house and he tries to get me to
24:31chase it just like in that famous movie right uh-huh and he ends up flat on his back in bed
24:40on valentine's day just like in high school
24:44you know you could write that story down put fabia on the cover and sell it at the airport
24:53that is one of the sweetest stories
24:58nancy could i could i borrow your cell phone for a moment
25:02hello hello mr hill this is miss platter oh well good evening miss platter uh to what do i owe the
25:22pleasure of this call well i'm calling to let you know that your dinner is ready and uh what did you
25:31make for dinner well i thought about it and i decided to make you beef wellington beef wellington huh
25:42how'd it turn out this time well i'd have to say it's pretty perfect of course it is that's your
25:50specialty that's right and i baked you a cherry pie with a golden brown crust
25:58boy i'll tell you what peggy that's my favorite
26:11mother be careful that woman in that movie was 30 years younger than you
26:26a pig in the house it's crazy it's fun come on bobby
26:43mother do not lift the pig keep the pig on the ground
26:48mother am i supposed to kill this pig
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