Peep Show: Donut Shortage

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a donut shortage at Dunkin' around the country and think there needs to be more panic about the situation.

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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freak

00:08Breaking News

00:09What?

00:11There's a donut shortage

00:13Oh my god

00:15Turn your dick

00:16Everybody shut up

00:18Everybody shut up

00:20It's like

00:22It's like back in World War II

00:25When everyone would gather around the radio

00:27Everybody get around

00:29You're going to talk about a donut shortage

00:32Walter Cronkite is about to talk about a donut shortage

00:37Duncan dropped the donuts from its brand name years ago

00:41Now in several American states

00:44It doesn't have donuts on the shelves either

00:47My god

00:48Duncan stores in Omaha, Lincoln, and Grand Island, Nebraska

00:53All have no donuts in their cases

00:55They put up signs on their door

00:57And drive-thru kiosks informing people

01:00That the pastries are unavailable

01:03Due to a manufacturing error

01:07What the hell are we supposed to dunk?

01:09I don't believe them, number one

01:11I don't believe it

01:12What are you dunking?

01:14We got nothing to dunk

01:15We're dunkless

01:21We have nothing to dunk in the coffin

01:24We call it coffees

01:28Here's a little report on it from Associated Press

01:33Several dunk-in locations across Nebraska

01:36This guy's excitement

01:37Thursday and Friday

01:39Maybe it's a good thing

01:41Less sugar

01:42But hopefully they have them soon

01:44They said it had to do with the short supply chain

01:48Or at their main plant

01:50They didn't have enough

01:51But they weren't allowed to disclose any other information

01:54That's right

01:55The spokesperson for Inspire Brands

01:57Said that there was an issue with donuts

01:59From a single supplier

02:00That impacted stores in Nebraska

02:01And some other states

02:03The spokesperson said

02:04About 4% of Dunkin's U.S. stores were impacted

02:06With Dunkin having more than 9,500 stores nationwide

02:10The company was still looking into what the issue was

02:13And exactly how many stores were affected

02:15But the spokesperson said

02:17They were already working

02:18To begin restocking affected stores

02:20That guy needed more panic

02:22There needed to be more panic in this story

02:24There needed to be people on there

02:25Everyone was kind of casual about it

02:27I can't believe his whole art of news is weird, man

02:29He's like

02:30I like to say it like I'm whispering it to me

02:32Like nothing is a big deal at all

02:35Giant California wildfires

02:38Sending people into a panic

02:41There's a donut shortage

02:43Oh my god, we're live here at Dunkin' Donuts

02:46Look at this

02:46No donuts

02:47No donuts

02:48No donuts

02:49Can you tell us why there's no donuts?

02:52They won't

02:52They won't reveal

02:54I said it's just a

02:56Just a truck issue

02:58Yeah, it would be different

02:59Customize and save

03:00Oh, bitch

03:02You gotta customize and save

03:04There would be panic, though

03:05There would be panic in this

03:07If there was a legitimate

03:08Full nationwide

03:09Empty donut shelves

03:11It's the saddest thing I've ever seen

03:13We're live here at Dunkin' Donuts

03:15And as you can see

03:16People are freaking out

03:17Losing their minds

03:18Left and right

03:19It's a conspiracy

03:20Look out

03:21Get out of here

03:21It's a conspiracy

03:22They're tearing the Dunkin' Donuts apart

03:24As you can see

03:24Because there has been

03:25A donut shortage

03:26They won't tell us

03:27Where the hell

03:28They're doing it

03:28But we assume

03:30It's getting louder

03:31Look, I have to have to get back

03:32To the station

03:33Or something

03:34I'm starving

03:36Look, this guy's starving to death

03:38You can't eat the reporter

03:40Don't eat the reporter

03:41Oh, no, they're eating the cameras

03:43They're eating the cameras

03:45Get in the van

03:46Get in the van

03:47Oh, God

03:49They turned on us

03:51Get him to the donut

03:52To the station

03:54Hurry

03:54There's one

03:55There's one on the windshield

03:56Get him with the windshield

04:01There's one on the windshield

04:02There's one on the windshield

04:03Oh, there's a

04:04There's so many

04:06There's so many fat people

04:06You can hear us

04:08Hitting them

04:08As we're trying to make

04:09Our way to the station

04:10Running them over

04:14Left and right

04:15Trying to get there

04:16They're fine

04:19They're very fat

04:20Every one of them

04:20Is very fat

04:22Yep

04:23We're on the station

04:24Now

04:25Where there is a donut

04:26Oh, yeah

04:27Every station still has donut

04:29That's for sure

04:30We have them right here

04:31All the crowd follow you

04:34They know you've got donuts

04:35Look out

04:37Oh, my God

04:38They found us in the station

04:39They know where to do it

04:41There's a donut

04:42There's a donut

04:43I'm Chubby Derek live

04:46Chubby Derek

04:48Chubby Derek

04:49Chubby Derek live on the scene

04:54Oh, man

04:54Thank God

04:55Trust is reporting

04:56I do too

04:57I do

04:57Everyone trust Chubby Derek

04:59Yep

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