Nitrous and Car Dipping Sauce Caddy

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Preston ate other people's food, Casey sucked out the nitrous from whipped cream, and Steve invents a Condiment Car.

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00:00Let me ask you this, then. You all worked in, besides, did you all work in restaurants and restaurants?

00:07For servers, how commonplace is it to on the way from the...

00:13No.

00:14Not the way from the way. We talked about this on the way back.

00:17Maybe up on the counter?

00:18No, on the way out.

00:19Yeah.

00:20Because the kitchen that I worked in, you'd put up, you know, order up, you'd put it up on a counter.

00:26Like there's a whole plate of fries.

00:27And it was still in the kitchen, so it wasn't in line of sight for the customers.

00:33So they could probably grab a fry and eat one on the way out, you know?

00:36It was never that for me.

00:37You never did that?

00:38No, but I sucked all the nitrous out of the cream.

00:42Really?

00:43I watched.

00:45Dude, my waiter just took a dump on our table.

00:49I watched one waitress.

00:51She had like three or four different whipped cream things.

00:54That just was like cream juice because it had no nitrous.

00:58Dude, what's going on here?

01:00These are all broken.

01:02Do you remember?

01:03I don't know.

01:06I have no idea.

01:08I have no idea.

01:10That's no stock there.

01:12Casey, at a place called the Coffee Beanery.

01:16Yeah!

01:16All right, so the same thing happened.

01:18I wanted whipped cream on hot chocolate.

01:21Oh, my God.

01:22The guy's like, um, oh, he's going through the cans.

01:27I said, what are the odds that six cans of whipped cream have no propellant in them?

01:33And Steve, did you know that when you do nitrous, it's like sulfur hexafluoride?

01:37Yeah, it makes your voice sound like this.

01:39What's going on?

01:39Did you folks like some espresso?

01:45Just a side note.

01:46That stuff killed brain cells so fast.

01:48Oh, my God.

01:48It was so stupid.

01:50Dude, also, I watch people in the parking lot doing these things and walking at the same time.

01:55Rule number one, sit down first.

01:57Because you're going to fall and smash your face into a parking block.

02:00I've got to get to surgery.

02:04I'm a neurosurgeon.

02:06Preston, you know that thing that you got me where you can stick your phone in the vents of your air conditioner?

02:12Yes.

02:12I saw somebody that has a...

02:14That's how you heat up your chicken?

02:15No.

02:16No.

02:17Steve, it's even more ridiculous than that.

02:20And he listens to the show.

02:21I'm not going to out you.

02:22But he has one of these things that goes into the vent that you put in...

02:28Air freshener?

02:29No barbecue sauce or honey mustard or something like a chicken nugget.

02:33He has like a catty?

02:35Get out of here.

02:36I swear to God.

02:38I like that.

02:40That's great.

02:41It's exactly what it looked like.

02:42It's like having a fixin's bar on your dashboard.

02:45And I made a joke about it.

02:47Like, hey, I can't believe you have a barbecue sauce holder here.

02:50He goes, yeah, I found it on...

02:51It was like, you know, an ad on Instagram.

02:53I was like, that's actually what this is.

02:55Steve, that's like getting a limited edition, like Jeep or something.

02:59This is a Roy Rogers.

03:00Right, Roy Rogers.

03:01Look at this.

03:02The signal squirts horsey sauce.

03:07Yeah, the rear view pressed.

03:09It's like you're milking a cow.

03:12It's like you're a tiger.

03:12It's like you're a dick.

03:13You're living on the show.

03:24And it's like, you're like this damn right?

03:26You live on your own.

03:28You live on your own.

03:28You have to freaking play.

03:30You've been free.

03:31So wounds show you.

03:32You've been free to come over.

03:34You have to go over your Using the Mess.

03:37You have to run.

03:39And we're on your way.

03:40Die for you.

03:40I have to run over your shoes.

03:41You have to run over the whole time.

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