Nick's Cookie Story and Casey's Nookie Story

Both stories almost make Kathy puke.

Transcript

00:00A bit of a conundrum and might be happening especially this time of year when people

00:05share food with one another as gifts yes or you're going to a party and you're

00:09bringing some food along the conundrum is it was really nice gesture and the

00:13cookies were delicious but they were given to me by a family friend and I was

00:17so grateful to them and on what day is it on Monday or Tuesday night I was just

00:21watching TV and kind of shoving a few into my mouth and I was probably on

00:27cookie number three or four yeah and bit down on something that was not supposed

00:31to be in the cookie wasn't the back part of a rat I'm not I'm not kidding my my

00:41first reaction was I thought it was a cockroach because it was like oh Kathy

00:45may I suggest something sometimes when you make cookies and if if if the the

00:51cookie dough is in you know mixed properly you'll get like a concentrate like a

00:56little okay I thought that too perhaps eggshell or or yeah something that the

01:01the mix hadn't been stirred up properly right that happens and that does happen

01:04but it was not that it was bleeding no and it wasn't a cockroach and it wasn't a

01:08shell it was a used tampon it was not oh my god they really were delicious except

01:14that even Kathy even I stopped did you take it out of your mouth do you know what

01:18it was it was a tight roll of something so it was it was a used tampon it was not a

01:24used tampon wait did you throw the rest of the cookies out yeah yeah that's it like and

01:29you know me Kath I like I was like do I do I eat around Nick will eat Nick will be the

01:34one there'll be like four lines eating a zebra and Nick will be the one he'll eat

01:39around where they were eating yeah so talking about being a little bit scarred and I

01:43I think of this every now and again and I still don't know what it was but uh Preston

01:48you gotta look at me real quick I was dining out when I was uh around 18 years old and uh

01:54I came across something in there in the meal that was plastic all right and I and I hadn't

02:03I hadn't really GI Joe I don't know what it was but Steve it literally because of what I

02:09was eating it could have been it could have been a piece of a tampon I I don't know I have no clue

02:14I swear to God are you yeah he was providing oral pleasures the context is Casey took his index finger

02:23and his middle finger and suck his tongue it doesn't have impact unless you yeah why I had

02:26and I was brand new to this restaurant I thought you're gonna say I was I thought you're gonna say

02:31I found the best cookie ever I think maybe it's like the second or third time I had ever eaten

02:35at this restaurant but the service was wonderful the service was wonderful up until then and then

02:39you flipped it over for dessert chocolate chocolate and look free drink refills plastic yes it was

02:50pulled it out and pulled it out and and I didn't I didn't think I ever wanted to eat at that restaurant

02:56again and Casey or any of the other franchises when you finally used it yeah did it say drink

03:01more Ovaltine or any of the other franchises I wasn't sure I would ever step into another franchise

03:07again but I did guys okay yeah and you never and you never found out what that was never well it's

03:13not like you could stop in the middle and I'm gonna be with guys from now on what is this what the hell

03:18is this wow okay never heard that one before