Caitlyn Jenner's Drummer

Caitlyn is holding auditions for a new drummer

Transcript

00:00uh case do we have this audio caitlin jenner uh now has nine million instagram followers

00:07nine million and wanted to make a video concerning that so i just have a little bit of audio to uh

00:12play from that here we go good morning everybody it is an early morning right now i woke up and

00:17looked at instagram and i went over nine million followers that's amazing it's been a long journey

00:23over the last three years that i do everything right i don't know but let me tell you i certainly

00:29tried um i've seen so much hang on a second i certainly tried yeah that happens occasionally

00:38my tongue's not actually connected i don't know but let me tell you i certainly tried

00:44um there we go sorry i certainly tried um i've seen so much love on instagram

00:54follow me to the observatory i worked out this great thing that shoots lightning into a corpse

01:01and reanimates it you're gonna love it girls how do you do it in the morning i was just putting on my

01:07makeup excuse me i gotta crack off one here there we go oh that feels good gives a little more room

01:16in the panties you know what i'm saying i certainly tried uh

01:23all right well by the way fun fact my lower earlobe is the only part of my head that receives blood

01:32fun fact i actually have to put my head in a paint shaker to get any blood into it

01:39good times nine million followers nine million wow hey speaking of fun facts i read a fun fact and

01:55i don't know if it's true or not um yesterday uh somebody wrote on twitter fun fact eric clapton's

02:02drummer stabbed his mother to death did you guys ever hear that that's a fun fact i don't know

02:07who was eric clapton's yeah i'm sure eric clapton's probably played with a lot of drummers in his

02:12time did they specify hmm i watched just watched the documentary on him and i don't remember that

02:19if they mentioned that did this just happen no no years ago this happened in the 1970s is a guy

02:25named uh james beck gordon or jim gordon not the commissioner uh he had mental health issues he

02:30murdered his mother and uh was convicted and incarcerated jim gordon is on batman okay he's probably

02:36diagnosed with schizophrenia uh he had acute schizophrenia he was not allowed to use his

02:40intended defense because of changes in california's law obviously i know all of this off the top of my

02:45head of course you do you just know it so sad when people can't just be themselves yeah he was uh

02:50sentenced to 16 life in prison in 1984. okay fun fact there 16. did it say hang on i want to see what

02:56albums he played was he a good drummer uh that's what i'm curious about music career it's derrick and the

03:02dominoes oh that's uh yeah they're good they did layla he played he was on joe cocker's a mad

03:07dogs and englishman tour played on dave mason's album alone together you ever see that guy talker

03:12saying it looks weird tour over traffic and harry nilson and uh who dave mason's still here no

03:20joe cocker there's just something weird he's got a weird way excuse me that he talks

03:25you should talk special guest caitlin jenner all morning so well that's bad obviously he had some

03:34issues then i guess so but apparently it says here that his uh he was so busy as a studio musician he

03:39had to move to accommodate so he must have been very very good if he was like and then and he

03:43stabbed his mom to death well okay i see her that you stabbed your mom to death wait he's interviewing

03:49with uh is it going to be caitlin's personal assistant that's good that's wonderful early

03:55yard birds that's great and i see here it says here you stabbed your mom to death

03:59um i don't know uh i don't know why you would put that in there

04:03but it does raise concerns excuse me one second

04:09got to do that occasionally to restart my pancreas what are you interviewing him for

04:14it's a personal i'm going out on tour caitlin he's a drummer oh come on