Peep Show: Men Wearing Maxi Pads

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about men wearing maxi pads to deal with their 'gooch grease' after a news segment went viral for discussing the issue that men are dealing with and their remedies.

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00:00why are guys wearing maxi pads well you may or may not know this i'm gonna tell you anyway if

00:15you don't the term gooch grease was trending online this weekend after believe it or not

00:20a news station in houston did a seven minute segment on what gooch grease is so what is it

00:27it is a combination of lint sweat and other stuff that's hanging out in a guy's nether regions

00:36take a shower the term my greasy gooch the term might be new but the swampy situation it's

00:44describing is not it's something plenty of men and women have dealt with especially in this summer

00:48basically like swamp ass right the one last detail is the reason though it's going viral

00:55desperate men who don't want to ruin their underwear or have stuff leak through to their

01:02shorts have apparently started wearing maxi pads to keep the problem in check that's a preemptive strike

01:10to stick a maxi pad in between my butt cheeks there's just got to be another way

01:17i thank god i have never had such a swampy taint that i needed to put a maxi pad on you know uh

01:26the only thing i can assume that's good at least i'm glad you don't have much to say to this i just

01:33can't i don't know why you don't have any uh gooch grease issues no why i i'm you know at the

01:39perspective of a woman like that's the most disgusting thing imagine your man was like oh god

01:45i can i use you know like a liner um baby can i borrow your maxi pad my gooch grease is out of

01:53control today here's a little taste of the report that aired uh in houston when my producer sent me

01:59this topic i had to stop my lunch i just couldn't eat anymore it's a male hygiene problem or issue called

02:08gooch grease i was like what the hell is that and after googling it i was bothered

02:15victimized bamboozle led astray it described it's described as a culmination of lint sweat

02:26and dried up pieces of feces between a man's butt and balls

02:32this is not real this is real

02:39fox 26 doesn't exist

02:42come on

02:44i swear to jesus it's real

02:47i swear to jesus

02:50i'm with you lisa local fox here kicked me off the air for saying less than that

02:55it's real

02:57oh my god

02:58dave sees a graphic and is like

03:00guys it's

03:01oh my god

03:03hold you want to see the link he's like they're uncensored news man

03:07it's an old april fools joke what is this

03:10you can't

03:11it's balls and grease

03:13and fecal

03:15dried fecal bits between your balls

03:17started with this fox 26 story

03:20it's real there it is fox 26 houston there's the whole report

03:26let's see it again let's see it again this guy says fox 26 houston

03:32yeah i mean

03:33okay

03:33producer sent me this

03:35hello

03:35you have anything to say

03:38is this for online only

03:40they're saying it's a male hygiene problem or issue called

03:43gooch and grease

03:45they now have to use

03:47does it say uncensored or something

03:48maxi pads to stop the mixture from messing up

03:52their underwear

03:55it's a mixture now

03:56let's get into this for some

03:59men according to some reports they now have to use

04:02women's maxi pads to stop the mixture from messing up

04:07their underwear

04:09where did you see the nation of lent here sweat here

04:12and dried up pieces of feces between a man's

04:16butt and balls

04:18first of all who are these men

04:20balls

04:21but the problem is so bad for some

04:24men according to some reports they now have to use

04:28women's maxi pads to stop the mixture from messing up

04:33their underwear

04:35it's a mixture now let's get into this

04:38okay see it's legit it aired on fox 26 in houston

04:42they have some kind of show that's called like whatever the guy's name is uncensored i think

04:48i doubt that actually this is even happening this is just a

04:52incredible way no but for men wearing that

04:55oh all right

04:56it's an incredible way

04:57because if anyone has a problem with gooch grease it's a dave and chuck the freak fan

05:01yeah so uh if there's anyone that will admit they wear a maxi pad because of their sweaty taint

05:07please reach out one eight five five chuck one eight five five nine five four six nine six nine

05:13or text us at four six nine six nine as a baseball coach yes and you are out sometimes for four

05:20games in uh the blazing sun yes uh you can get a very swampy behind okay thanks for sharing

05:30just so you know uh most of us there has been a lot of conversation between coaches about what we use

05:40before we go coach sure like powders what powder what different uh lotion that becomes a drying agent

05:49all that stuff it's very well documented documented someone said i just always buy a

05:54separate stick of deodorant and use that in my crack

05:58like he's got a crack deodorant better not get those confused oh god hey dave i used your deodorant

06:04that was sitting on yours no not which one uh you know it's why it was like uh i don't know it's like

06:10it was older it had like a brown but it said ass deodorant on it did you not read it

06:15it that's my special ass deodorant it was his ass guard where'd you put it i read the other side

06:23of it that said cool wave ocean breeze yeah

06:32i'm glad al's got spray deodorant because i've had to borrow his a couple times

06:36i know it's not his his gooch deodorant although someone said spray deodorant works best they use

06:40spray deodorant down there it works incredible well i have not used spray deodorant i'm a gooch

06:47no as as a baseball coach i've tried it all i found the one that works the best

06:53and it is it it's it's just it's like it's like a it's like a lotion that you put on to your whole

07:00areas and then it dries to a powder and it's incredible stuff it has been i'm honestly i don't

07:09have a big i don't have a real sweaty taint so i've never had that well you can't help it

07:13when you're mostly in the ac or in the water yeah yeah i was gonna say yeah like dave's like i don't

07:18know you're like living the life oh man you know what i was in the infinity pool and i didn't find

07:25myself sweating all that much to be honest i'm in a baseball diamond made of artificial turf that's

07:35true the heat coming off of the artificial turf is 130 degrees i am not doing that they're like

07:43please don't slide you will burn

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