Daddy Likey Farty In Face

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We're pretty sure Chuck Berry and Roger Ailes hung out and talked about farting in their faces a lot.

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00:00I knew a girl that was into, uh, using daddy in a sexual way.

00:04What?

00:05Yeah, and, uh, that's weird.

00:08Yeah.

00:09She got, she enjoyed it.

00:10It was a turn-on for her, and not for me.

00:13Uh, okay, so, yeah, yet again, things in real life are a little different.

00:21Yeah, I've never called Claire daddy.

00:23Yeah.

00:24Wouldn't that be funny?

00:25Yeah, yeah.

00:25Oh, daddy.

00:26Yeah.

00:26What?

00:27Can I call you daddy?

00:28Can I fuck your face?

00:30Oh, my God.

00:31I was thinking Chuck Berry is the gold standard.

00:33Oh, my God.

00:34How you conduct yourself.

00:37Now open your mouth.

00:38He softened in my face.

00:40Steve, who was worse, Chuck Berry or Roger Ailes?

00:45Oh, my God.

00:46Well, Chuck Berry created a form of entertainment.

00:48You're right.

00:48He did.

00:49I'm going to have to give Ailes the down thumb on that one.

00:52The idea of Ailes.

00:53Just because I think he's too laying on you.

00:56And Chuck was in shape.

00:58Yeah.

00:58So, if you're going to have someone fart in your face, at least they have to take care

01:02of themselves.

01:03I don't think Roger Ailes.

01:05I don't think he works out or anything.

01:08Did Ailes pass away?

01:09He still was.

01:10Yeah.

01:10No, yeah.

01:10He passed away.

01:11Yeah.

01:12John Lithgow portrayed him in that bombshell movie.

01:14Yeah, yeah.

01:14Really well, and there was just an uncomfortable scene with him and Maro.

01:18Oh, my God.

01:19Oh, he was just disgusting.

01:20He was so foul.

01:21And I just, I perceived that to be an accurate representation of the guy.

01:24I'm going to eat ribs and then fart in your face.

01:26Oh, my God.

01:29You really don't have a good spiel with women, do you?

01:31Well, he's so wealthy and, you know, he can do what he wants to.

01:36Yeah, he died five years ago.

01:37Six years ago.

01:38Was it that long ago?

01:39Yeah.

01:39Wow.

01:40All right.

01:40Crazy.

01:41Chuck Berry, how long ago did Chuck Berry die?

01:43Was it a, uh, timed out?

01:46Chuck Berry died.

01:46Same year.

01:47Yeah, he died.

01:47Ah.

01:48Wow.

01:48They died two years apart.

01:50Coincidence?

01:51I don't think so.

01:52I thought you said it was same year.

01:53Two months.

01:53Oh, two months.

01:54Okay.

01:54You're going to have this two months in the same year.

01:57So, Roger Ailes.

01:57No, and he said two years ago.

02:00Oh.

02:00Roger Ailes died on May 18th, 2017.

02:03Chuck Berry, March 18th, 2017.

02:06Wow.

02:07Okay.

02:08I bet those guys hung out together.

02:10I think so.

02:10Traded farting and mouth story.

02:12Yep.

02:13Sad year.

02:14Hey, Roger, it's Chuck.

02:16You know that new sound you've been looking for?

02:19Hello.

02:20You know that new kink you've been looking for?

02:22Hello.

02:22John Fodden in the bitch's face.

02:25Thanks for the call, John.

02:28Don't nobody go nowhere.

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