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  • 4/22/2025
Tech Addiction

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00:00I just read this. I know you read this this morning.
00:02TikTok is as addictive as a hardcore drug is.
00:06Oh, yeah. It's all about the dopamine drip.
00:08Do you... TikTok?
00:10No.
00:11Never.
00:12No, I don't. It's just so...
00:15And I know it sounds like... I'll catch reels.
00:17I'm kind of in the Instagram world, so I catch reels more than TikTok.
00:21Yeah, I love TikTok. I do.
00:24I get a ton of... This is, I guess, dating me too,
00:27but I get a ton of recipes off of there and, like, workouts.
00:29But as a user, but, like, for the people that are actually posting stuff
00:33as a content creator, it gets...
00:36Well, I tried to be a content creator, like...
00:39And I have a couple TikToks on there,
00:41but they don't go viral, and then I get mad.
00:44Same.
00:44I get so mad. I'm trying to go viral.
00:47I spent so much time trying to make one of my...
00:49It takes so long, and so I truly appreciate sometimes these people.
00:54I'm just literally... I'm just watching, yeah.
00:55So I refuse to... Again, I love TikTok.
01:00But if somebody sends me a TikTok via text message,
01:04I will not open it until I have 20 minutes to waste, at least.
01:09Because as soon as you open one, you just scroll...
01:11You're done.
01:12And scroll.
01:12You're wasted.
01:13And scroll.
01:13Exactly.
01:13So I'm not addicted because I don't have a problem yet,
01:16because I refuse to open until I know I have time,
01:19because then I'll go through.
01:20But my algorithm, like, I make sure to make sure I stay on the good algorithm.
01:26Because for a while, I was on, like, the sick baby's algorithm.
01:30And I'm crying about these people that I don't even know.
01:34But I'm like, oh, my God, if I was that mom, if I was that dad, this is devastating.
01:38Terrible.
01:39So I had to, honestly, when I would see something, swipe fast.
01:43So now I'm back in the good algorithm.
01:45It's funny things.
01:47It's workouts.
01:48And it's recipes.
01:49And I do not work out.
01:50And sometimes I make the recipes.
01:52I miss a world where we didn't use the word algorithm.
01:55Algorithm.
01:56I know.
01:56I know.
01:56Spell algorithm.
01:58No.
01:58I just learned how to say it.
02:02It's just like, oh.
02:04I know.
02:05It's so manipulative.
02:06I know.
02:06So I'll send my husband, who does well on TikTok,
02:08I'll send my husband certain recipes or things.
02:13Or husband, wife things.
02:15And he refuses to open them because he doesn't want to get on my wife,
02:19the wife, the female TikTok algorithm.
02:22Because if he opens it and says, ha-ha, or whatever, they're like, got him.
02:27They're like piranhas.
02:28I don't know if they have enough on me for the algorithm.
02:31But they can probably track you off that.
02:33There's a guy that made an app for your browser that it will ding.
02:37Your computer will go ding whenever any data is sent to Google.
02:41Wow.
02:41And you click anything on a page, on not a Google page.
02:45Right.
02:46And bing, something's being sent to Google.
02:47Bing, something's constant.
02:49Did you watch the show on Netflix about this?
02:52About like-
02:53Oh, about the whole out social media algorithms.
02:56I know what you're talking about.
02:57And I know, but I do know.
02:58Like, so what Facebook would do this.
03:00Because the whole point is to keep you on the platform as long as possible.
03:05And that's what the movie was all about.
03:09Yeah.
03:09Like, if you take away your kid's phone and how their mind is like, oh my God, I need it.
03:13I need it.
03:13I need it.
03:13Like, it's their drug.
03:14And like, the second they're like, oh, they didn't stay on this page long enough.
03:17We got to send them something else.
03:18Send them something else.
03:19And they do that.
03:20Oh my God.
03:21I'm such a nerd, right?
03:22Do you do DuckDuckGo?
03:24No.
03:24Is that like a secure website or no?
03:27Well, here's my thing.
03:28All right.
03:29So they're a whole, they're a web browser.
03:30And I don't know if they've ever advertised here.
03:32Have they ever advertised here?
03:33Who?
03:33Sorry.
03:33DuckDuckGo?
03:34No, I don't think so.
03:35Okay, good.
03:35Why was I not listening to you?
03:36Like, there's somebody else in the room.
03:37I have no idea.
03:37Totally tuned me out.
03:38There's only two of us.
03:40Hi.
03:41Me?
03:41Hi.
03:43DuckDuckGo.
03:44It's like, hey, we don't collect all your data.
03:46Then how the heck do you have money to advertise and tell me that?
03:49That's true.
03:50That's my question.
03:51The whole thing is very, you know.
03:53So like, I'm trying to keep my kids off of social media and off the computer as much as
03:56humanly possible.
03:57I actually just had to take away their Google Home.
03:59They have a little screen.
04:00They would watch that.
04:01Why, did they talk to it too much?
04:01Well, they have like YouTube videos that will play on it, but they both crouch down and
04:05watch it all the time.
04:06And we're trying to potty train them and they just pee and poop in their pants.
04:10I'm like, dude, the bathroom's 10 feet that way.
04:13We're not doing this anymore.
04:14I took it out.
04:14I'm like, no, we can't do it.
04:16Yeah.
04:16See, Roman's pretty good.
04:17Roman's pretty good about, like, he has his iPad.
04:20And I think I got a little notification that said, your user time is down from 32 minutes
04:26to 28 minutes a day.
04:27Not too bad.
04:28That's good.
04:28Not too bad, Roman.
04:29Not too bad.

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