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  • 4/22/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 77-year-old woman in Dearborn Heights, MI that was able to escape a home invasion by saying she was sick and needed to use the bathroom.

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00:00I'm Dave Hunter. It's time now for a check of the news. A 77-year-old Metro Detroit woman
00:13managed to escape during a home invasion and called 911 and that helped police catch the
00:21suspect in the act. This happened in Dearborn Heights and here's the story of what went down
00:29from WXYZ TV. Take a listen. Well, Dearborn Heights say this is an isolated incident, but a serious one.
00:35This 77-year-old woman lives alone and these two armed men forced their way inside her home.
00:41This is a kind of wake-up call for the whole neighborhood. A quiet street in Dearborn Heights
00:45woken up by police sirens after two armed suspects broke into a woman's home. But Farouk Haraji's
00:51family was woken up earlier by that 77-year-old woman banging on their door. She didn't panic too much.
00:57She was able to stay alert. She used their phone to call 911 with descriptions of the suspects
01:02who told her they were armed and to stay put. Haraji says she was able to play sick and pretend
01:07to use the bathroom. So she said she had to go to the bathroom? Did she threaten to put her pants?
01:11I got diarrhea. That's a good move.
01:15Give me all your jewels. Yeah, for sure.
01:18Give me all your jewels, bitch.
01:19I'm gonna. It's here. I mean, it's up there, but I have diarrhea right now.
01:23What? I have diarrhea. Did you say diarrhea?
01:27Yeah, you want some? No. You want to see it?
01:30Get in the can. Well, then you let me go to the bathroom.
01:32Get in the damn can. You better get out of here and get some jewels.
01:34Go in the other room. There's some jewels in a box.
01:38In the box? Where?
01:39Son of a... Over there.
01:42God damn it. Over there.
01:44Did I smell you already?
01:45I farted a bit.
01:47Stood it.
01:47And I can't trust them right now.
01:49Stood it.
01:49Because of the diarrhea.
01:50All right. You better be fast with that diarrhea.
01:53I'm gonna be as fast as can be now. Get the hell out of here.
01:56Just go through and rummage my stuff and just don't pay any attention to the sirens.
02:05I am calling them.
02:07I'm going next door. I got a great relationship.
02:11Then six o'clock, I've been up for hours.
02:15I'm not ready for this.
02:18That's a smart move.
02:19So smart.
02:22Lisa, but you know what? Even old lady Lisa, she couldn't do it.
02:25She couldn't tell someone she had a diarrhea.
02:26No, I have a diarrhea.
02:27No, I can't.
02:29I'm just an upset stomach.
02:32I have an upset stomach.
02:34It could be anything.
02:35It could be anything.
02:37She's an upset stomach.
02:40I'm not feeling good.
02:42She was able to pretend to be sick and pretend to use the bathroom.
02:46I thought she climbed out the bathroom window.
02:49That's what I thought they were going to say.
02:50She wanted to go to the bathroom.
02:51Apparently she was able to get out the back door and run across the street.
02:55That's cool if she got out of there.
02:58I told him I had diarrhea.
03:00I was frantically told the neighbor.
03:03Diarrhea, home invasion.
03:04Sorry, I got to get back.
03:07Diarrhea, home invasion.
03:08I got to get back soon.
03:09What are you saying?
03:11Diarrhea, home invasion.
03:12Someone what?
03:14Was they bathing your home with diarrhea?
03:15Diarrhea?
03:18Yeah.
03:19That's what I told him.
03:21Got out there and told him I had diarrhea.
03:24I got to get back soon.
03:26It works.
03:26I filled my toilet with a giant amount of diarrhea.
03:29Do you have any oatmeal?
03:32Diarrhea, home invasion.
03:33Am I?
03:34DARRhea.
03:35Yeah.
03:47I came to make the hospital.
03:48I'm whispering in order.
03:49So I took care of.
03:50And I'll move the hospital.
03:51And I got to get back.
03:52So I told him I found many.
03:52I put the hospital.
03:53With that that.
03:54To the hospital.
03:55Good luck.
03:56Good luck.
03:57Sit down the hillside.
03:58Oops.
03:58Sit down the hillside.
03:59Beautiful escape.
04:00Then it's okay.
04:01It's okay.