A Peek Inside A Woman's Brain

Beasley Digital

4/22/2025

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00:00Amy, you came in today and you were just kind of like a little bit frazzled because you have

00:05occasional like a, you just jolt up at night. It was so bad. And honestly, we had plans to talk

00:11about something else right now, but I'm like, we have to talk about this because it just,

00:15it blows my mind. Last night, I went to bed fairly early-ish, I guess, and I was sleeping

00:22really well. Like so well where I didn't even hear my husband come in and get in bed. Normally,

00:26that's like the first time I wake up and then the second and the third, right? And sound asleep

00:31and all of a sudden I hear, we hear, like so loud. What is that? Sounds like, like gunshots almost.

00:42Really? It was crazy. So loud. So my husband jumps out of bed. He runs into the hallway,

00:47leaving me actually, now that I'm thinking about it. You're in bed though. We're asleep in bed.

00:53He's actually going towards the danger. He acts military. Yes. So he's going to check on,

00:58on the kids. We had a birthday party for my nephew a couple of weeks ago. So there's random balloons

01:06floating around our house. The red balloon. And the large number three had crept into our bedroom

01:14and gotten a fight with our fan above our bed. So it's stuck in there. It's just all, and I'm like,

01:21oh my God, my husband's checking on the kids. He thinks we're at war. I'm like, it's the balloon.

01:27It's the fan. We shut it off. We get the stupid balloon. And I, then my heart's going,

01:33he comes back in the bedroom. We like give each other a smirk and he's snoring again in 30 seconds.

01:41He puts away the weapon.

01:42He puts his weapons down and goes back to sleep. Then, then I'm in bed and I, I rolled over and I'm

01:50like, okay, go back to sleep. No, I will never look at the clock when I wake up ever because I

01:56don't want to know what time it is. Then you do the math. It's the worst. You look over, you're like,

01:59wow, I'm going to be up in 20 minutes. I took the clock away and I will not pick up my phone. I just,

02:05I'm like, Hey, tell yourself you got five hours left, you know, like tell yourself. So I am in bed

02:11and I don't know if you're like this. I feel like it's just women, but tell me if I, if I'm wrong,

02:16I'm in bed and I'm like, I've got to clean the house when I get home tomorrow. Do I have Windex?

02:22Yes. I've got to clean the TV stand. I hate that TV stand. I'm not lying. And I'm like, Amy, stop,

02:27shut up. I hate the TV stand. I wonder if I could sell it. Well, the door's broken. Well, Patrick said

02:33that if we sell it, maybe I should do a garage sale. These are all the things in my mind. And then I said,

02:38and then I'm thinking to myself, my husband said that if he won the, the mega millions that he

02:44would disappear off the face of the earth with me or no, like literally all these things. And I'm

02:48like, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep. And I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. And then I'm

02:55thinking about those stupid balloons. And I'm like, how many are there? What if it happens in the boys

02:59room? Then I go up and check, am I up for a purpose? So I go check on both kids. Okay. They're both

03:04fine. There's no balloons in their room. I mean, and then I just, it's a little neurotic.

03:08It is crazy. Then I start thinking, swear on everything I love. Melatonin. Should I take

03:13melatonin? I don't have any. Why are, why are people reliant on pills now to go to sleep?

03:18And then I'm like, these are the things. And then you start Googling.

03:21No, I will not pick up. Natural remedies. I know, because I can't pick up my phone.

03:24So I'm just there on an Island by myself. So your brain is just doing what we used to do before

03:28Google. Yes, thinking. It's like, maybe I should go to a library and look this up. Good God.

03:35I get the same way. Like, even when I'm trying to go to bed, like I just end up like

03:40Googling the most random stupid stuff. And then it's like 1130. I'm like, I got to be up in four

03:45hours. Then you start counting down the hours, right? And then you're like four, three and a

03:50half, three. Oh God, here we go. We're getting to the, we're getting to the point where the alarm

03:54is going to go up. Do you ever just jolt up because of a bad dream? I've had that before.

03:59Like I'm falling off a building or like, like it's a literally a roller coaster and

04:03I'll go up. And like jump, jump. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then you're, then

04:07you're like adrenaline is going through the roof and you can't get back to sleep. We

04:11need melatonin. I think. I think we need counseling. We need.

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