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A Few Things You Should Know With The Mike & Carla Morning Show
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4/22/2025
A Few Things You Should Know With The Mike & Carla Morning Show
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Coming on the air to bring you essential news.
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Just a few things Mike and Carla think you should know.
00:04
Here we go.
00:05
Here we go.
00:05
On 96.3 KKLZ.
00:08
Well, this was interesting.
00:09
If you're worried about, you know, break-ins, you want to stay safe at your house, this could help you.
00:13
A former burglar says the best way to prevent break-ins is also one of the cheapest.
00:20
And that is the sign that says beware of dog.
00:23
He said if you have a dog, great.
00:24
But he said it works even if you don't.
00:26
Because most burglars, they're not going to question it.
00:29
They're going to move on.
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They'd rather just go to another house, not even try.
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So beware of dog.
00:35
I got all sorts of sons on my house.
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I don't know why anybody would try to.
00:38
I don't anymore.
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It's like, oh, no, she has that and she has that and there's that.
00:42
What?
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Plus the barbed wire.
00:45
Yeah, that's right.
00:46
The outfrench of your home.
00:48
It's electric.
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Don't touch that.
00:50
Yeah, right?
00:51
People blaming grocery stores.
00:53
Everything's so high.
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They're charging so much.
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The reality is they can't help it either.
01:00
People think their markup is really high.
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It's not.
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The average markup for a supermarket for a grocery store, one to three percent.
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They don't go very high at all.
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They're saying some things you can do to save money, which I hope people already know.
01:15
Buy in bulk.
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Make a list and stick to it.
01:19
Don't know more of those impulse items when you go, oh, you know what?
01:23
These look good and substitute ingredients that are maybe a little cheaper, maybe some
01:28
other vegetables, maybe some other meats, maybe some other things that might work just
01:33
as well for whatever it is that you're doing.
01:35
Don't they say eat before you go grocery shopping?
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Don't shop hungry.
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Oh, it's horrible to shop hungry.
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Everything looks good.
01:42
Everything does.
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Have a big breakfast before you go shopping.
01:45
Yes, that's exactly it.
01:46
And in a new poll, this is pretty funny.
01:48
Eighty three percent of people claim they'd keep it a secret if they won the lottery.
01:52
Now, 50 percent say, think about this one, they'd need to win four million dollars, about
01:59
four million dollars to quit their job.
02:01
That's half the people.
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Sixteen percent said they, boy, they took a jump, need about 50 million to quit their job.
02:08
Yeah.
02:09
Yeah.
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Fifty million.
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Now, about 10 percent said, you know what?
02:12
If I want a half million, five hundred thousand, I'm out.
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Gone.
02:16
Quitting my job.
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Yeah.
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Now, most people said they'd give away some of their winnings to family, significant others.
02:21
Yeah.
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People in need, charities, things like that.
02:24
Some would give to friends.
02:26
Only a handful said they'd give to co-workers.
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But, you know, what are you going to do?
02:31
I don't think I would quit.
02:33
I mean, if I won like five hundred thousand to a million.
02:35
That, no.
02:36
I don't think I would quit, but I'd have a different attitude.
02:38
Right.
02:38
If I won several million, I might.
02:40
And then just do, I might buy a radio station or a comedy club.
02:44
I don't care.
02:45
Yes.
02:45
Yeah.
02:46
So I can.
02:46
Crazy Carla's Comedy Club.
02:47
That's right.
02:48
So I can run it into the club.
02:50
So shut up.
02:51
Listen, at this point, I'm about ready to let someone poop in my bed for ten million.
02:55
So how much?
02:57
Ten million?
02:58
Yeah.
02:58
That's.
02:58
Go ahead.
02:59
Have at it.
02:59
Poop away.
03:00
There.
03:00
Clean sheets.
03:01
You go ahead.
03:03
Oh, it is Wednesday.
03:05
A few things you should know.
03:06
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03:07
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03:09
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03:09
Yeah.
03:10
No.
03:10
No.
03:15
No.
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No.
03:19
No.
03:20
No.
03:20
No.
03:21
It's or no.
03:25
Yeah.
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No.
03:32
No.
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