Plead The Fifth: What's Something Your Current Partner Doesn't Do That You Miss?
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00:00Let's play Plead the Fifth with Orlando and the Freak Show on Wild 94.1.
00:14Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY. Now, who's taking the stand?
00:19Help me. Help right there.
00:22Gavi is taking the stand.
00:25It is Plead the Fifth time. He does three questions in the room.
00:29He does three questions from you guys.
00:31He gets one pass where he doesn't have to take that smoke, but everything else is wide open.
00:35All right. First one is up is Buck.
00:38Okay.
00:39Davi, you just got the most important phone call of your life.
00:43Oh, boy.
00:43It is the President of the United States.
00:46Good morning, Mr. President.
00:47It seems that St. Petersburg, Florida has been named after St. Petersburg, Russia.
00:54And that's a problem now.
00:55That's a problem now. And he would like to ask you to rename it. Go.
01:01Rename St. Pete?
01:02St. Pete, Florida.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:05Okay.
01:07At least you didn't get a call from Pete.
01:09From Pete?
01:10Pete!
01:11I want my St. Pete name back.
01:12Oh, man. What would I name St. Petersburg? I would name...
01:17Don't think of all the bad things.
01:20All the nicknames.
01:21Oh, man. Yeah, the nicknames aren't... And I wouldn't name it after myself. That puts a target on your back.
01:27Rolando.
01:30Rolando.
01:30Rolandoville.
01:33Rolandoville?
01:34Yeah.
01:34Would people want to live there?
01:35I think a lot of people would live there.
01:37You think so?
01:37Sure.
01:39Rolandoville?
01:39I like it.
01:40Rolandoville.
01:41Plant a flag on it.
01:42On this day, on this day, here unto, further will, and they take... Rolandoville will now be the name that speaks under the streets.
01:51And if you can't say it right, you can't live there.
01:53You can't live there.
01:54Oh.
01:54Wait, so we're taking people out.
01:56Well, we're vetting them to make sure before we accept them. It's very inclusive.
02:01It doesn't sound like it.
02:02Tampa Bay is now across the water from Rolandoville.
02:06It sounds like there's going to be a lot of chicos there.
02:07Yeah.
02:08Man, why is everybody moving from Why Mama?
02:13There it is.
02:14Meredith, what you got?
02:15Okay, Davi, if you were going to be sent to prison for one crime, in reality, like you committed a crime in real life, what's the crime that you personally would go to jail or prison for?
02:30You know what I mean?
02:31So, like, what am I most likely to go to jail for?
02:33There you go.
02:33I hate this question.
02:35That's crazy.
02:36How are you telling the investigators what to look for?
02:38Yeah.
02:39What?
02:40I don't think I'm going to answer.
02:42I don't know if I'm going to answer that.
02:44What am I most likely to go to jail for?
02:47Yeah, like prison for a long time.
02:48Because that's like you're speaking it into existence.
02:50Right.
02:51Yeah.
02:51Just choose not to do it.
02:53It's really not difficult.
02:54But the likelihood, though.
02:57Yeah, no.
03:00I don't think I want to answer that.
03:01Really?
03:02Fine.
03:02What am I most likely to go to jail for?
03:04No, that seems like bad karma, just putting it out there in the universe.
03:08I'm proud of you right there, because I would not have answered that.
03:10You sure?
03:11Yeah.
03:11All right.
03:12I plead the fifth.
03:13You can tap out.
03:14I plead the fifth.
03:16Five.
03:16One, two, three, four, five.
03:18Meredith, you putting bad juju in the air right there.
03:21Hey, he chose not to answer it.
03:22You wide open now.
03:23Wide open.
03:24You could have just come up with something.
03:26It's not a good look.
03:26But, you know, I like to be truthful.
03:29So truthful.
03:30All right, Davi.
03:32Okay.
03:32If you and Joanna had to switch roles where she was responsible for paying the bills
03:39and kind of all the budgeting that goes on with the house, the stuff that you do.
03:44Yes.
03:44And you are responsible for the household happenings and stuff that she pretty much leads the way on.
03:51Okay.
03:51Who would tap out first?
03:53I would.
03:54Really?
03:55I would.
03:55You didn't even think about it.
03:56Oh, yeah.
03:57Now, I don't know if she would do a good job in my role, but I would say that her stuff
04:04is more time consuming for sure.
04:07I definitely don't want to understate, like, how much time and effort goes into, like,
04:12doing the majority of, like, the household stuff.
04:15There are things that, you know, I do help out on, but she definitely does a lot more than
04:21I do.
04:22And I don't want no parts of it.
04:23Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:26Wow.
04:27Okay.
04:27For sure.
04:27I kind of thought that would go different.
04:29Really?
04:29All right.
04:30Wow.
04:30All right.
04:30Well, that's three.
04:32That's it.
04:32You got three on the other side.
04:34Demon Low.
04:34Ladies and gentlemen, Demon Low means say it.
04:38Tell me.
04:38Oh.
04:40Close.
04:40Listen, we haven't started our Spanish lessons.
04:43Begalo.
04:44Oh, digalo.
04:45Say it.
04:45Okay.
04:46Begalo.
04:47Begalo.
04:47Be-deus-begalo.
04:49All right.
04:49Plead the Fifth goes on.
04:51Dobby is in the hot spot here, and he has answered two questions so far.
04:57Yeah.
04:57I wasn't feeling in Meredith's.
04:58Tapped out on Meredith's snitch-on-yourself question.
05:03Puck asked him, with St. Petersburg being of Russia and having to change the name,
05:08what name would he choose?
05:09He chose a road or Rolandoville.
05:13Would you help me?
05:14Would you get the assist?
05:15Yeah, I got the assist on that, so I got no taxes.
05:18Key to the city.
05:19Key to the city.
05:19You still got to pay your taxes.
05:20Meredith's question was skipped, and it was, what would he most likely go to prison for?
05:26Yeah, no.
05:27That's a good sound.
05:28I like that question a lot.
05:29I didn't like that.
05:31I asked him if he switched places with Joanna with their responsibilities switching,
05:36who would tap out first.
05:37He quickly said he would.
05:39Yes.
05:39So it apparently shows that she does more work than he does.
05:43Much respect to all the ladies holding down the household and still working.
05:46Household happenings is real.
05:48Yeah, it's real.
05:49So you tapped out so you don't get a pass on this round, and you got three coming from
05:54the audience.
05:55Be nice.
05:55Let's see this.
05:56Somebody be nice.
05:57Talk to me nice.
05:58Let's see.
05:59We got a call.
05:59You got a call on the line.
06:01Jeremy.
06:01From Punta Gorda.
06:02Okay.
06:03Jeremy is on the phone.
06:04Jeremy, you got a question for Dobby.
06:05What you got?
06:07All right, Dobby.
06:08What is something that one of your past partners that did to you in the bedroom that you wish
06:15your girl could do to you in the bedroom?
06:17Allowed other participants.
06:20Easy.
06:21I'm still working on that one, Jeremy.
06:27It is not going well, but pray for your boy.
06:30You say it so fast.
06:31Well, I knew it.
06:33He thinks about it a lot.
06:36Yeah.
06:37It's not happening.
06:38All right.
06:39Wow.
06:39Okay.
06:40All right.
06:42Let's see.
06:43Out of the 727, Dobby, all of your exes are getting together for a tell-all documentary.
06:51All right.
06:51What would that documentary be called?
06:55Oh, man.
06:58Wow.
06:58What would it be called?
06:59You don't have a bunch of exes, but you got a lot of people that you've dealt with.
07:02Yeah.
07:02So they going to all them people like R. Kelly, like Bill Cosby, like a documentary about
07:08the Dobby.
07:09It would be called No Second Chances because once I cut them off, I'm on to the next.
07:14I don't really have very many circle backs in my career or anything like that.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Once it's a wrap.
07:21And I've also been cut off, too.
07:24It's not always been me that did the cutting off.
07:27But even in that situation, once it was a wrap, it was a wrap.
07:30It was no trying to get back, trying to get in your good graces.
07:35Nah.
07:35It would be called No Second Chances.
07:37Wow.
07:38Okay.
07:38And there would be no sequel.
07:42Okay.
07:43Out of the 727, Dobby.
07:45This is my last one?
07:46Yeah.
07:46Yes.
07:46This text says, we all know that you don't have any children.
07:50Okay.
07:50If a celebrity was to offer you $1 million to have a child with them, would you do it?
07:56Who would it be?
07:57And would you tell your girl?
07:59Oh.
08:00Got a key.
08:01Yeah.
08:03It was the first answer.
08:04Would I do it?
08:05Yes, for $1 million.
08:06Would I tell my girl?
08:07I would have to.
08:08Who would it be?
08:11Who would you have a kid with, celebrity-wise?
08:14I would have a kid with Kendall Jenner.
08:18Okay.
08:19Yeah.
08:19Kendall?
08:19I want to get in that circle, but she seems like she has the least amount of fingerprints
08:24on her, and she's kind of like, yeah, yeah.
08:28She has a natural body.
08:29Right.
08:30I like that.
08:30She's a supermodel.
08:31I like that.
08:31Supermodel helps.
08:32She hasn't done a lot of the extra Kardashian stuff.
08:35At all.
08:36Yeah.
08:36So, you're not a Kardashian, per se, because that would be big, but you could still kind
08:42of, you'd have their phone number.
08:43Yeah.
08:44Yeah.
08:45I'd be cool with that.
08:46Like, Kylie feels like she's more of a Kardashian than Kendall does.
08:50And she has two already.
08:51Let her have her great thing going on with Travis.
08:54Yeah.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Okay.
08:56There it is.
08:56I like that.
08:57Does that work?
08:58That works.
08:58He wants to be in the Kardashian.
08:59That works.
08:59Yeah.
09:00But not too close.
09:00I was so glad he said, I want to get in that, and I was like, what is he about to say?
09:04He said, in that circle.
09:05I'm like, oh, my God.
09:07Oh, my God.
09:08What is he getting ready to say?
09:09Okay.
09:09All right.
09:09There you go.
09:10Okay, guys.
09:12Hmm.
09:13Something, no, not the babies.
09:16Something.
09:17The babies.
09:18The babies.
09:19Okay.
09:20All right.
09:20Can I tweak it just a hair?
09:22Sure.
09:23Can we just tweak it like a hair?
09:24Okay.
09:24Something that your current partner or previous partner, last partner, doesn't do which you
09:32miss from other relationships.
09:34You just trying to get everybody in trouble today.
09:37Hey, we got to go down together.
09:38Wait, I'll go first.
09:39I'll go first.
09:40Run it.
09:40Something that you miss that you're not getting.
09:42Yeah.
09:42My official answer would be nothing.
09:47Honey, you are perfect right now.
09:50Everything you do is all I ever wanted in a woman.
09:53There's never been anything anybody ever did that you won't do for me, period.
09:58Next question, Meredith.
09:59Go.
10:00No, you're not getting out.
10:01No.
10:02What is it?
10:02You got to answer.
10:03No, my woman is perfect.
10:05No.
10:05There's nothing that you miss.
10:07Fuck.
10:07You cannot be in this room.
10:09Kick his ass out if he doesn't answer this.
10:11There's nothing that you miss.
10:12That's my answer.
10:13Okay.
10:15Everybody text in right now.
10:16For real.
10:17Don't make us come back around.
10:19Imagine marrying the woman that does all the things she wanted to do.
10:23And that's what I did.
10:24Okay.
10:25We can come back to you, don't we?
10:27We don't want to break up your happy home.
10:29Yeah.
10:29Okay.
10:30I will be totally honest.
10:32If I could have like a little bit of foreplay going in, that would be fantastic.
10:37A little bit of kissing, a little bit of nibbling, a little bit more of his mouth on my body, that kind of stuff.
10:44Jesus, Meredith.
10:45I'm just saying.
10:46Act like that man got a job.
10:47He does have a job.
10:49But you know.
10:49He's got people who's going to ask him stuff today because you're saying too much.
10:53Well, maybe he needs to hear from somebody else besides me.
10:56Oh, man.
10:57But seriously, I think guys sometimes in general just, you know, they just want to get right to it.
11:02And then sometimes you just get on that, just, you know, in that rhythm, I would say, a little bit.
11:07That rhythm routine.
11:07You need to take it.
11:08Yeah, because we did.
11:09And, you know, it's still there.
11:10We need to take out that bag of tricks.
11:12It has dust on it.
11:13Wow.
11:13I'm glad I asked.
11:14Okay.
11:15Wow.
11:15That was a lot right there.
11:16We will revisit this topic later.
11:19That was a lot of info.
11:20Everybody's keeping notes.
11:21Like, okay.
11:22All right.
11:23Buck is getting hate right now on the text line.
11:25Yeah, Buck, you got to give up one.
11:27Think about it.
11:29Come on.
11:30All right.
11:30All right.
11:31You go first.
11:32Honestly, I mean, I'll tell you, how can I keep this a thou?
11:37All right.
11:38So, like, okay, one thing that I was really into before was the morning activity.
11:45There you go.
11:45Okay.
11:46Morning activity was, like, bomb.
11:49Yeah.
11:49You know, and I do my best work in the morning.
11:54Okay.
11:54I think I don't know.
11:55You ready?
11:55You know what I'm saying?
11:56I think when you wake up and you're like, hey, all right.
11:58Yeah.
11:59Bye-bye.
11:59And it's like, it was always great in the morning.
12:01And so, I look forward to that.
12:03And I will say, the last person that I had in that situation where we went out and we,
12:13okay, so.
12:14So, she wasn't a morning person.
12:17We went out and we, you know, hooked the hook that had a good night and whatever.
12:22And I had to work the next morning.
12:25And so, they stayed over.
12:27And when I woke up that morning, I just knew I was looking forward to it.
12:33Like, yo, it's going to slip straight through.
12:38And I was like, yo, like, I mean, I'm in here making noise.
12:40I'm taking showers.
12:42I'm getting ready for work.
12:42Excuse me.
12:43It's 4 o'clock in the morning.
12:46Didn't move.
12:47Was like, all right, talk to you later.
12:48Bye-bye.
12:49And I was like, what?
12:49Y'all drank too much the night before or something?
12:51What?
12:52Nothing.
12:52I just didn't get it.
12:54I thought I was looking forward to that.
12:56And the morning is also, like, another chance to, like, improve upon, like, a subpar performance.
13:02Just in case the liquor got the best of you the night before.
13:05You're not even going to remember that if you go down in the morning.
13:07When I lay this down.
13:09Dobby's talking from experience.
13:11Plus, when you go to work, think about it.
13:13Think about how you feel.
13:14Y'all, you skipping down the hall.
13:16Hey, Pat George.
13:17How you doing?
13:18Yeah, patley-ho, neighbor.
13:20You're like, yeah, it's just a better day.
13:21Love it.
13:22So that didn't go down in the morning.
13:24I was kind of disappointed.
13:26We gave superb answers here.
13:29Honest answers, Buck.
13:30You got one more chance.
13:31Okay, something I used to do was I was a location guy.
13:34I was all about, like, going to parties.
13:38And if you meet a girl, you know, bring her back to the house.
13:41You just find a room at the party.
13:43Yeah.
13:44Or a bathroom.
13:45Right, or a bathroom or somewhere, you know.
13:48Maybe even the car.
13:49So maybe a little bit more of that is what I could deal with.
13:53That sounds a little better.
13:54Check his phone and see if his wife texts that to him.
13:57She's like, what I will accept is this.
13:59Right here.
14:00That's what it was.
14:01Dobby is done.
14:02Orlando and the Freak Show.
14:03The fifth is complete.
14:04All right, we got more coming up.
14:06Don't move.
14:06Don't move.
14:06Don't move.
14:07Don't move.