- 4/22/2025
Plead The Fifth: What Is Your Cringiest Moment As A Child?
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00:00Let's play Plead the Fifth with Orlando and the Freak Show on Wild 94.1.
00:14Man, it's me. I ain't scared.
00:16I done already been told off by every lady in the Bay Area so far because of a song I didn't write.
00:22There's time for more.
00:23All right, so we know Monday mornings we give you an introduction to who we are, and that's Plead the Fifth.
00:30And it's my turn.
00:31So I get three questions from the room.
00:33I get three questions from you guys.
00:34All my social media is shut down, so you can't really—I can't see it.
00:39So, Davi, you're first up.
00:41Okay, Orlando.
00:42So now that you're single, we have this hypothetical situation that you're in, right?
00:48Let's say you meet this nice little cutie pie, right?
00:51Cutie pie.
00:52And you're really feeling her.
00:54You guys go out on a couple dates.
00:56Everything is going well.
00:57But then she tells you that in order to proceed, she wants you—
01:03To pay her.
01:04Oh, my God.
01:05I met her.
01:07She wants you guys to be in an open relationship where you guys are still kind of doing your thing but open to see and entertain other people.
01:18Would you proceed or would that be a deal breaker?
01:20Are you built like that?
01:25For open—I mean, man.
01:28It's 2022.
01:29It's open for both.
01:30For open relationship, meaning that we are together, but we have other friends with benefits.
01:36Like, you guys are together.
01:38But, you know, we were just talking about monogamy.
01:41Is it unrealistic?
01:42This little cutie pie thinks it is.
01:44I mean, honestly, I would not—it wouldn't be a deal breaker for me.
01:47It wouldn't be a deal breaker.
01:49I would just have to make sure that I feel like it's a position that I'm going to be comfortable in, like, as far as safety.
01:55Because if they're reckless and they're out there just like, you know, I don't want a bumpy relationship.
01:59Or bumpy anything.
02:00Right.
02:01Or itchy.
02:02Exactly.
02:03I don't want an itchy relationship or scratchy one.
02:05I don't want a bumpy one.
02:07A lumpy one.
02:07I don't want to cough.
02:09So, yeah, I mean, I do believe, like, the way—and I hate to quote Hugh Hefner now that he's been sullied in his way.
02:17But back in the day, he was the guy that was pushing the, hey, monogamy really isn't something that, you know, it makes sense for humans.
02:24So we're only mammals.
02:25So you could entertain that?
02:26I think I could.
02:26Okay.
02:27I think I could.
02:28Interesting.
02:28I mean, yeah, it's a possibility.
02:29Did you hear that, ladies?
02:30But, Nasty, you're next up.
02:31What you got?
02:32All right.
02:32So we all know divorce is a messy thing.
02:35We know breaking up with somebody is, like, the worst thing.
02:40And you, my friend, have gone through something like this.
02:43So when you split up with someone, you divide all your possessions.
02:48What is a possession that you lost in your split up that you really can't believe you lost?
02:55Money.
02:57Anything material, though?
02:59No.
02:59Because we all lose money.
03:00No, I mean, no, listen, I had a prenup, and so everything was denoted that, you know, was mine, was mine, was hers, was hers.
03:11So that part, you know, was taken care of.
03:12But when you do have a prenup and you have children, that's the X factor.
03:17They're like, hey, all of your assets are cool.
03:20But let's talk money because you got these children.
03:23And that's where it, like, hits you in the snot box.
03:25Like, so that was the hardest part.
03:28And, I mean, and realistically, like, I don't really have, like, a lot of stuff that, I mean, there's stuff that's still at, that's mine that's still at their house.
03:37You know what I'm saying?
03:38Because it's like we haven't sold the house yet.
03:40So it hasn't really been, like, a division of assets that really has been the problem.
03:44But it's just been really financial because they hit you in the head.
03:47Did you secure the PS5?
03:50I did.
03:51I did.
03:51That is mine.
03:52That is mine.
03:54Yes.
03:54All right.
03:55I got that knocked out.
03:56All right, Meredith, you're next up.
03:57This randomly popped into my head.
03:59Have you ever been through a situation where you were about to or have actually pooped your pants?
04:07Oh.
04:08What?
04:08That is such a Meredith question, isn't it?
04:10I told her not to ask this.
04:11This is what we were talking about before.
04:13Like, you almost, like, you didn't know, and then all of a sudden you felt there was a stomach issue, and you were about to, and it was an emergency, or you did.
04:25Hmm.
04:27You know what?
04:28There is no reason to ever articulate that on the radio.
04:35Really?
04:36I mean, just because, I mean.
04:39That means that you have.
04:40No, I mean, it means that I've, okay.
04:44I have not.
04:46Okay.
04:47But.
04:47But.
04:48Your butt.
04:49Hmm.
04:50All right.
04:52He did.
04:53You already said he not.
04:55Okay.
04:58That means he did.
04:59That means he did.
05:00No, that means he did.
05:01Yeah, he does.
05:01There's a story.
05:02There's a story there, but it's like, I don't even want to waste time on it.
05:05I do.
05:06I would love to waste time on that.
05:07But any man who has had a colonoscopy knows where that was going.
05:12I just don't want to articulate that on the radio.
05:14That's not sexy on a Monday.
05:16I did not.
05:17Sounds like you did.
05:18There's a shocking thing when you're like, whoop, wait, you got to run.
05:21Like, it's just, it is.
05:22Don't smell that.
05:23Yeah, listen, back up off of you, all right?
05:26All right, so I have three that come from the audience.
05:28Yeah.
05:29888-429-0941.
05:31If there's any question you want to ask, feel free.
05:35We got him coming up after Drake.
05:37Freak show.
05:37Plead the fifth action for Monday.
05:40Davi asked the question if I would be in an open relationship.
05:45Would I be open to that?
05:47I told him I probably would.
05:49Buck asked.
05:51Would you lose?
05:52Would you not bring home from the split with the misses?
05:55Money.
05:56And Meredith asked a question that tapped out on because that just.
06:01I know y'all eating cream of wheat.
06:03I don't want to have that issue.
06:05Ask about poop in your pants.
06:06Yeah, I did not.
06:08I did not.
06:09Yeah, did not.
06:10All right.
06:10So now we get three that come from the audience.
06:12Also remembering anything that I answered can be boomerang.
06:16Yeah.
06:16All right.
06:16So let's see here what we got.
06:18Orlando, who is the most trash rapper on the radio right now?
06:24South 813.
06:25Wow.
06:25The most the most trash rapper on the radio right now.
06:31Man.
06:31Man, that's really hard.
06:35Like politics right here.
06:36Yeah.
06:38The most trash rapper on the radio right now.
06:42I would probably.
06:44I don't know, man.
06:46I mean, I would probably say JT from the city girls.
06:50Oh, why do we say that?
06:53I don't know.
06:53I just, I mean, just at least young Miami got a little bit of a tone.
06:57Period.
06:58Period.
06:58Period.
07:00It's just, I mean, I like the songs collectively with them in there.
07:03And I think young Miami just has a little bit more melodic tone to it.
07:06But JT don't really be snapping.
07:08Maybe she fell off.
07:09Whatever.
07:09Interesting.
07:10That's who I would say if I had to pick somebody.
07:13All right.
07:14Orlando, what was that one thing you did when you were younger that still makes you cringe
07:21to this day that you can't believe you did it?
07:24Do something naughty?
07:28What'd you do?
07:31When I was a shorty?
07:32I mean.
07:35Do you have so many options in your head?
07:36Yeah.
07:37I mean, it was all kind.
07:38I mean, we got into it.
07:39We got, we were like a crew that got into a lot.
07:41I mean, we, we, we broke it.
07:43We broke into houses.
07:46Not to steal, not to steal, but just to go in.
07:49Lucky you're alive.
07:50Like it was a, no, it was a neighbor that was out of town.
07:54And then we wanted to go in there and look inside.
07:55I think it was like, we needed a basketball and they had the basketball inside.
07:59They like garage.
08:00And so we had to get in the house and somebody got into, in the upstairs window and climbed
08:05in so they can go inside to open the door so we can get inside.
08:08And once we got inside, we hung out in there.
08:10Okay.
08:10Like, uh, so that was, that was terrible.
08:13Um, would never say do that again.
08:14Yeah.
08:15Uh, and yeah, that was probably, that was one of them.
08:18I mean, yeah.
08:19And I, I mean, back in the day, um, this is embarrassing,
08:23but I, um, I, you know how you, you know how you practice kissing?
08:28Yeah.
08:29Where people practice on their hand and, or they practice on a pillow or like, you know,
08:35stuff like fruit or whatever else.
08:37Uh, well, I knew how to kiss, but practicing the other part of the more graduated parts of
08:46the relationship.
08:47All right.
08:47I, I had to have something to practice.
08:50And so I would practice on the couch.
08:52Oh my God.
08:53Like where the cushions come apart.
08:57Oh wow.
08:57Your thrust action.
08:59Oh yeah.
08:59What did I just, he was getting ready for some big girls.
09:03Are we talking leather couch or?
09:06It was, it was, it was a cloth couch.
09:08It was in the basement.
09:08It was like, you know, I used to, I used to be like, you know, cause I used to be like,
09:11you're trying to practice my form.
09:15Cause I ain't want to, you know, I, yeah.
09:17My God.
09:18That was it.
09:19Listen, you asked the question.
09:21That was what it was.
09:22That was cringeworthy.
09:24That was, that was cringe.
09:25This is cringing.
09:26Yeah.
09:26I mean.
09:27You had sex with the couch.
09:28I did.
09:29I did.
09:30That's how, and we had a little ottoman.
09:31Yeah, it is.
09:34Oh my gosh.
09:35All right.
09:36That's it.
09:36One more question out the 813.
09:38This one says, Orlando, you have mentioned in the past that you would love to own
09:41your own radio station.
09:43If you had your own station and could only take one member of the freak show with you,
09:48who would you take and why?
09:50Oh, come on.
09:51You have to answer that.
09:53Now think about this.
09:55You're going to want video coverage of your station.
09:58I will.
09:58I will.
09:59I will.
09:59I mean, I think I would take pretty much my plan when I said it was to buy this station
10:05and then just keep it popping or whatever.
10:08So that was my plan.
10:10But this is saying that I buy a station.
10:12You buy a station.
10:12And I'm leaving here because that was also the thing.
10:15I didn't want to leave here.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Well, you know.
10:18You got to go.
10:19You got to go.
10:19You got to purge one member.
10:20Yeah, I got to purge one person from the freak show.
10:23Yeah.
10:23Yes.
10:24I mean.
10:27Meredith, I would love to take you.
10:30And Buck, I would love to take you.
10:32But I'm taking Doc.
10:32Hey.
10:34He's a utility knife.
10:35He makes it.
10:36You know, he provides herbal release.
10:42That's fine.
10:42That's fine.
10:43Me and Meredith will carry on the freak show with tons of video coverage.
10:47There you go.
10:48And we'll be hilarious together.
10:49That sounds like a gripping show.
10:50Me and Meredith in the morning.
10:52Meredith in Buck.
10:53Good morning.
10:54All right.
10:55Let's see here.
10:56That was three.
10:58Most cringeworthy thing you did as a Ute.
11:00Most cringeworthy thing that you did in your Ute year.
11:05Stealing from a church.
11:07Oh.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Cringeworthy.
11:09Not proud of it.
11:11What did you steal?
11:11Why?
11:13I think, yeah, they were selling pumpkins for charity.
11:18You stole a pumpkin?
11:19I stole like four.
11:21You from the church?
11:22From the church in the middle of the night.
11:23Damn, Meredith.
11:24I know.
11:24I'm not proud of it, guys.
11:26That's not even cringeworthy.
11:27That's just a sin.
11:28Yeah.
11:29At least humping the couch.
11:30I ain't hurt nobody.
11:31I was 16.
11:32I was, yeah, it was not good.
11:35Did you sell the pumpkins?
11:36No.
11:37I don't even know what happened to them.
11:38But there, dude, there was a cop pulling up behind me, too.
11:40And then he started to follow me.
11:42And then I just took off.
11:43All right.
11:44Through some back streets.
11:45Anyway.
11:46No wonder you don't go to Christ the King regularly.
11:49Yeah.
11:50We, in high school, we jumped this kid.
11:53And I honestly am not sure why, like, what he did.
11:58It was like, we're going to jump in.
12:00It was like, okay.
12:03And then, like, a year later, I had a class with him.
12:08And he was, like, a really nice guy.
12:09And he made me a speaker box for my car.
12:12Yeah.
12:12He forgave us and everything.
12:14We beat him up pretty bad.
12:15And he ended up being a really nice guy.
12:18And I still kind of feel, sorry, Sean.
12:20So I still feel bad about that.
12:23He just mentioned his name.
12:24Yeah.
12:25He's driving his kid to campus.
12:27He knows who he is.
12:27He knows who he is right now.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Do you ever sit back and wonder, like, what the, how did that even start?
12:33I think he said something about somebody's mama or something.
12:35I don't know.
12:36It wasn't my mom.
12:38So that was the cringe-worthy part.
12:40I was just alone for the ride.
12:41How bad did you beat him up?
12:42He was out of school for a little while.
12:44Oh, damn.
12:44Yeah.
12:45We walked the dogs on pretty good.
12:47Oh, my God.
12:47I'm sorry.
12:48Sorry, Sean.
12:49You know how that Adam Sandler movie where the killer takes, he's like, oh, man, he draws
12:55his name off the list?
12:56He's like, you were on Sean's list until you just said, hey, sorry, Sean.
13:01He just rocked you off.
13:02Like, all right.
13:02He's all right.
13:03We actually became, I wouldn't say good friends, but he made me a spreebox.
13:08Yeah, y'all ain't never going to be a spreebox.
13:10He's a very kind individual.
13:12He's forgiven.
13:13Way more forgiving than I could ever be.
13:15Yes.
13:16Wow.
13:16Go ahead, Sean.
13:17Sean for president.
13:19All right, Buck, what was the most cringeworthy thing you did?
13:21My cringe is equally like Davi's.
13:24The movie Dazed and Confused came out where they would haze ninth graders, and we were
13:30twelfth graders, so we took it upon ourselves to keep the tradition alive.
13:35So we would chase the ninth graders, and we'd hold them upside down in the bathrooms
13:40and dunk their heads in the toilet.
13:42Oh, my God.
13:43You're a bully.
13:44After using the toilet.
13:45I didn't use the toilet, but I sure helped with the holding the kid upside down.
13:50Ew.
13:50That's where the name Buck Nasty came from.
13:52Exactly.
13:53It was Buck Wild for sure.
13:55Isn't that called a swirly?
13:56Yes.
13:56That is a swirly.
13:58But you're not supposed to go to the bathroom in it first.
14:00Yeah.
14:00It's already gross.
14:01We upped it a while.
14:02Years later, I would see this kid in a restaurant, and he would confront me in front of my family
14:07and say how it put him through therapy and all this, and I felt the worst.
14:14They did that to freshmen when I was in school.
14:17I mean, so it was like you used to get handcuffed in the girls' bathroom, and then girls would
14:20come in and use the bathroom.
14:21You'd be stuck in there.
14:22It was all kinds of stuff like that.
14:24By the way, the other guys who did it all got expelled when they got caught.
14:28The dean of the school was the head basketball coach.
14:31I was captain of the basketball team.
14:32Oh, damn.
14:33I just got suspended.
14:34Everyone else expelled, and I was like, oh, man, I got lucky.
14:38Expelled?
14:39Yeah.
14:40Kicked out of school for giving swirly's?
14:41It wasn't just one kid.
14:44It was an entire class.
14:46Everybody was gargling.
14:47All right.
14:49That is it.
14:49Oh.
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