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MJTV: Morons in the News - Golf Cart Crashes in The Villages

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00:00William Robert Toofert 74...

00:05His name is Toofert?

00:06That's Toofert.

00:07Too...

00:08That's Toofert.

00:10It's...

00:11It's...

00:12It's...

00:13Here comes Toofert.

00:19So I just teased moments ago that we in Morons in the News, early edition, we've got to go, ladies and gentlemen, north of here to...

00:27The Villages, Florida's friendliest hometown.

00:33I cannot wait to retire to The Villages.

00:35You're not going to retire.

00:36There was a guy working at my house who lives at The Villages, and I was like, what?

00:40He was like a celebrity to me.

00:41I'm like, you live in The Villages?

00:43That is awesome.

00:44There was a guy working at your house?

00:46He was like working on a part of my house, yes.

00:50It's a long drive.

00:51I found out he lives at The Villages.

00:53Could you be any more vague?

00:54A guy working at my...

00:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56Working on a...

00:57I just have stuff working at this.

00:58Stuff being done.

00:59A part of my house.

01:00Stuff being done at The House.

01:01The point is, I found out he lives at The Villages, and I was like, dude, can I have your autograph?

01:05Because that's awesome.

01:07What is he doing at your house?

01:08What's wrong with your house?

01:09He doesn't want to tell you, MJ.

01:10Well, clearly, you're being evasive.

01:12Froggy's family is in the plumbing industry, and his uncle couldn't install a bidet, and he's having this guy from The Villages do it.

01:18The Villages do it.

01:19Seriously, what is going on at your house?

01:20Professor's right.

01:21No, he's not.

01:22What's being done?

01:23No, we just say, you know, we're getting stuff redone.

01:25The kitchen, the bathroom, bedrooms, family room.

01:28The bathroom's getting the bidet.

01:29Did you guys hire a licensed contractor or some...

01:32No, just a guy from The Villages.

01:33Just a guy from The Villages.

01:35He's like, all right, well, you have a hammer?

01:39How about a nail?

01:40Hey, Gramps.

01:41Yeah?

01:42Where'd you say you were from?

01:43The Villages.

01:44The Villages.

01:45The Villages.

01:46Oh, that's friendly.

01:47All right, so let's do Villages story number one, of course, courtesy of The Villages News,

01:53which is our favorite news website here in the state of Florida.

01:57It really is.

01:58All right.

01:59First of all, Village of Santiago.

02:03Is that what they have up there?

02:05All these little...

02:06Is that in Chile?

02:07Okay, that is a city.

02:09Okay.

02:10But yeah, all these communities are different villages.

02:12Okay.

02:13The village of this, the village of that.

02:14A village of Santiago man, who said he was texting, was arrested after a golf cart crash.

02:25William Robert Toofert, 74.

02:28His name is Toofert?

02:30That's a Toofert.

02:31Too...

02:32That's a Toofert.

02:34It's...

02:35It's...

02:37It's...

02:38It's...

02:39It's...

02:40It's...

02:41It's...

02:42It's...

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02:46It's...

02:47It's William Robert Toofert, 74.

02:49It's T-E-U-F-E-R-T.

02:51That's Toofert.

02:52Yeah, it's Toofert.

02:53It's Toofert.

02:54It's Toofert.

02:55Hey.

02:56But that would be really funny if it was Toofert.

02:59What?

03:00I think it's close enough.

03:03that's that's three and a half for hey that's my kid

03:06all right you think you think he heard any jokes over the course of his lifetime at 74 years old

03:14you think this guy heard any any jokes along the way what do you think you know i don't think he's

03:19ever heard any jokes nobody ever put that together on his name he's actually tuning into q105 right

03:23now listening to the morning show because he's out on bond and he's like that son of a bitch

03:28fester's calling me two farts all right well here's the deal i missed a two fart man they give

03:34his whole address who lives at 13 22 and they give his whole thing he was driving a 2007 yamaha golf

03:41cart you can really just follow the smell you don't even need the address at about 8 p.m on friday

03:45when he struck a park 2014 toyota rav4 he ran his golf cart right into a parked rav4 according to

03:55an arrest report from the sumter county sheriff's office uh north of here uh the valparaiso indiana

04:02native initially admitted that he'd been texting and driving moments before the accident which cost

04:09twelve thousand dollars in damage the guy's driving a golf cart that caused twelve thousand dollars of

04:17damage running into a rav4 okay so those golf carts travel pretty quickly yeah i just found some online

04:24they're like four thousand dollars does that sound right just for the golf cart i mean yeah

04:28is that maybe a used one a 2007 yeah maybe a new one is even more than that anyway the deputy

04:35investigating the crash suspected that twofort had been drinking he struggled through field

04:42sobriety exercises complained that he suffers from vertigo he attempted to provide a breath sample but

04:48could not physically provide an adequate test a criminal history check revealed that twofort

04:53had been he'd been convicted in 2006 of a charge of reckless driving and that was reduced from the

05:01original charge of dui driving under the influence and he was arrested charge of dui property damage

05:08booked into the sumter county detention center he was released after he posted a thousand dollars bond

05:14and i'm looking at his mug shot right now does he look like he's from the twofort family mr

05:20twofort my guys knock it off so i wonder if the sumter county detention center has like a special

05:26villages section i heard the people the villages have maybe they put um loofahs with different colors

05:34on their golf carts yes that's a thing dude that means they're swingers we we talked about this on the

05:40show you yeah you heard about it on the mj no we talked about pineapples no we talked about

05:45several different things that they do to relay messages we talked about like pink flamingos being

05:50put no yeah that's what we talked about pink flamingos we talked about hanging uh different colored

05:56things from the golf carts which yeah but that isn't that sort of an urban that's sort of an urban

06:00legend yeah yeah right i bet you get somebody with villages call up with a bunch of loofahs no no that

06:05the different colored what was it from the rear view mirror or something yeah that means if it's

06:11blue you're a swinger no no that that that's an urban legend you're green you're into midgets yeah

06:15that that that i don't believe is accurate so no yeah they say the loofahs is an urban legend and

06:22that it's just so they can find their car yeah that's what they say yeah oh is that what it is

06:27cover okay all right next next story out of the villages villager who started drinking at a

06:34christmas parade jailed hours later after another golf cart crash yeah they don't have automobile

06:39accidents in my god a villager who started drinking saturday morning at the village's christmas parade

06:46jailed after another golf cart crash hours later at lake sumter landing karen oh we got a karen here

06:55karen francis hackett 63 of the village of liberty park began drinking at the annual holiday

07:04parade at the village's polo fields according to an arrest report from the sumter county sheriff's

07:09office the illinois native is that like is that so every single person that gets written up they

07:15always put where you're native from well see that's the thing there because nobody's from the villages

07:20because these people were born you know a century ago so yeah he kind of tells you where they're from

07:25the illinois native and a friend continued drinking throughout the day and it's 7 30 p.m they've been drinking

07:32it's it's early morning and old people out and old people day drinking sometimes does not have the

07:38desired consequences i'm looking at i'm looking at karen francis hackett i'm looking at her mug shot and

07:43she looks like she's still blitzed whenever this was taken on saturday night do you have to be named

07:49after a like body function to live in the villages we got the hacketts we got the two farts what's going on

07:54here we're the burps are the burps coming up hello so anyway she was driving a golf cart when it hit the

08:05curb near 2j's gourmet deli uh the force of the impact knocked both women from the golf cart oh they

08:13were ejected from the golf cart man the passenger suffered scraped knees and was vomiting my knees

08:20how does that happen oh my god man you gotta be this lady's mug shot she is living her best old

08:29lady life right yeah she actually looks pretty good she looks young for the villages she looks great

08:33she's 63 so she's a she's a whippersnapper she's a spring chicken yeah she's in the swimsuit

08:40competition at the village where's my projectile sound i'm looking for my i can't find my projectile sound

08:46yeah i thought it was up here somewhere yeah we always need that on hot stand yeah i thought that

08:51that used to be up oh here it is i got it hang on a minute both women were ejected from the golf cart

08:56and one of the women was i feel better so uh that's uh that that's the uh that's the whole story on uh

09:07all right miss two farts no i'm sorry no that was miss hackett that was miss hackett i got him

09:12confused mr twofort he ran his golf cart into the back of a rav4 toyota suv my mistake they also

09:19have mrs tummy rumble mr armpit noise look at roxette coming up with proactive jokes

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