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MJTV: Morons in the News - Mayo Fight Leads to Life in Prison!

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00:00However, if you put Miracle Whip on my sub, we're fighting.

00:07Fester, what's your favorite condiment?

00:09Ooh.

00:10What is your...

00:11I'll round the room here quickly.

00:12Your favorite condiment.

00:14I guess barbecue sauce would be my favorite.

00:16Not what I'm looking for.

00:17Okay.

00:17All right.

00:18All right.

00:18Hold on.

00:18Hold on a minute.

00:19I hit the wrong button.

00:20I mean, if you want to do like a Casey Kasem Top 40 Countdown, I have that many condiments.

00:24No, one only.

00:25Froggy, what's your favorite condiment?

00:27I'm a big fan of honey mustard.

00:31Roxanne, your favorite condiment.

00:33It was mayonnaise, but I...

00:35That's what I'm looking for.

00:37Mayonnaise?

00:37Wow.

00:38I love mayonnaise, too.

00:39But you've given up mayonnaise?

00:41For the most part.

00:42Spicy.

00:42She's given up spicy mayonnaise.

00:44But I remember you saying that mayonnaise was your favorite.

00:47It is.

00:47Listen to this.

00:48Iowa man sentenced to life in prison after killing his friend in a fight over mayonnaise.

00:56I can see why that would happen.

00:57Was it like a debate about which brand they like better?

01:00Well, as Fester would say...

01:01Dukes.

01:02I'm glad you asked.

01:04This Iowa guy sentenced to life in prison murdered a friend.

01:09He repeatedly ran over the friend with a pickup truck.

01:13They fought about mayonnaise.

01:17Christopher Erlbacher, 29 years old, used his truck to ram Caleb Solberg outside a cafe

01:26in a small little place called Piska.

01:30What?

01:30Piska?

01:31Piska, Iowa.

01:32P-I-S-G-A-H.

01:34How else would you pronounce that?

01:35Yeah.

01:36So this is according to the Des Moines Register.

01:38Our Erlbacher initially drove away, then came back and ran over Solberg with the truck

01:42two more times.

01:43They had been out drinking at a bar with another person earlier that night, but things took

01:48a turn when Erlbacher spread mayo on Solberg's food, which ticked him off.

01:56Sparked a bar fight.

01:57And then a furious Erlbacher called Solberg's half-brother, Craig Pryor, on the way to the

02:03cafe and threatened to set Solberg's house on fire and shoot him.

02:06Gosh!

02:07Then Pryor later came to Dave's old home in Piska, where another confrontation was brewing,

02:14and eventually he rammed his truck into Pryor's truck and then ran him over.

02:20So he comes out as his truck is being hit, and then he runs over.

02:25This is over mayonnaise.

02:27Everybody knows in Piska that you don't put mayonnaise on Erlbacher's food.

02:32Don't Piska me off.

02:33Yeah.

02:34All right?

02:35So can you imagine?

02:36You're going to prison for life over a fight over mayonnaise.

02:42This one dude put mayonnaise on his friend's food, and it eskimo-lates into getting run over

02:51multiple times by a pickup truck.

02:52All right, I don't know that I would injure somebody over mayonnaise.

02:56However, if you put Miracle Whip on my sub, we're fighting.

03:02Why?

03:02It's mayonnaise, right?

03:03No!

03:04You shut your face.

03:05It's not mayonnaise.

03:06All right, this is nuts.

03:08And that's why we call it Morons in the News.

03:13Dude, I cannot believe you just said Miracle Whip is mayonnaise.

03:15I hate you.

03:15What is it?

03:16It is.

03:16It's a dressing.

03:17It's a total dressing.

03:19It's not mayonnaise.

03:19Dude, Miracle Whip is mayonnaise.

03:21Miracle Whip is crap.

03:23Oh, you don't like Miracle Whip?

03:24Oh, I hate Miracle Whip.

03:27I'm a Mayo Go guy.

03:29Mayo Go?

03:30Mayo.

03:30Give me Mayo.

03:31Mayo.

03:32Yes.

03:32Hellman's.

03:33Okay.

03:33First, Dukes.

03:35You want me to go down my rankings of mayonnaise?

03:37No, I think we're done.

03:38All right, folks.

03:38Two.

03:40Hellman's.

03:40Three.

03:41Hellman's Organic.

03:41Four.

03:42I'm a public friend.

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