Poop Buttons

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak learn a new way to activate your bowels by pressing the 'poop button' below your bellybutton and see if they can get some results on the show.

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00:00let's get to this now because i know chuck really wants to know where you know what

00:09where i really want to know because i want to know not to accidentally press this on someone

00:15i also know that on someone second lisa doesn't want to accidentally press chuck's

00:19listen as long as it's not as long as it's not too dirty of a place i'm gonna try and

00:25hit lisa's poop button okay relax it's on your shoulder she shouldn't have said that astronaut

00:31stuff we all know that constipation is unpleasant oh the worst right there's a few things you could

00:38do but there's also your poop button i need this it's a thing

00:45the answer to constipation relief lies with you what you do is you press

00:55a little spot where do you think this spot is is it on your hand nope lower

01:01belly button you got it lisa is it really right under your belly button do you guys like it

01:08your belly buttons mess with no becca does that i'm like get out of there you're gross no i don't

01:14like it don't touch my belly button i feel very sensitive yeah so now women will stay away from

01:19your belly button yeah i have a very negative reaction to any kind of attempt at my belly

01:25button me too yeah so um i always said it was always attached to my i felt like it was attached

01:32to my nuts yeah i feel like it's attached to my winger but it's it's your poop it's what i'm really

01:37feeling is your poop is your poop button don't test it right not here not you're not here chuck not

01:45here don't oh chuck i don't stop okay so becca thinks it's hilarious to to get your belly button

01:53yeah because my reaction to it yeah because i'm i'm like i know what's in there

01:58you're like belly yeah belly button stop

02:01that's my

02:05you're super sensitive to belly button i do i'm the same way

02:12oh yeah no one's allowed to touch it i do no one's allowed to touch it i'm gonna get your belly button

02:17you're gonna play with my balls after that

02:23they're attached

02:26that's fighting that's a fighting

02:30it's not a very manly thing i'll say that

02:32no it's not my

02:32no to me to me it hurts to me it's a

02:35it's a it's no

02:37that's an aggressive

02:38andy's i wouldn't listen to you i would still go i think that was funny it spawns them on

02:54that's i mean yeah you're just not handling it the right way it has to be no

02:58i'll say that to her today every time

03:02let's practice andy she goes in for the belly button

03:06no that's still not good enough

03:09listen again listen again

03:10no andy

03:12no no that's not it

03:14she's at your belly button you say

03:16quit that

03:18no damn it i'm not getting it

03:19no no no he likes to be touched

03:21he's still gonna go for it

03:22he's gonna get it

03:23oh no

03:24this guy said you guys i swear i just pressed where you're talking about under my belly button

03:27and i instantly had to fart

03:29oh boy

03:32thank god that didn't just happen in here

03:34i pushed on it for quite some time

03:37i pressed on mine and i defecated inside my office

03:40oh boy

03:41how many people are pressing on their belly buttons right now

03:44i know it's connected

03:45so it's not

03:46it's below your belly button

03:47right below your belly button

03:48yeah right below it

03:49just to be clear

03:50that hurts

03:50yeah so don't push in on your belly button

03:52that's a bad

03:53i got too much meat

03:54that's why i got a lot of extra

03:56blocking it

03:57yeah

03:58that's great

03:59you gotta like

04:00get it up

04:01get after it

04:05yeah

04:05it's two fingers width below your belly button

04:09so find your belly button

04:10oh so it's not even in the belly button

04:11no it's not in the belly button

04:12so i want to make sure everyone's clear

04:14take your belly button

04:15go two finger widths under it

04:17and right below that

04:18that's where you apply

04:19that's it

04:21oh i feel something

04:22that's a dangerous spot right there

04:23highway to the danger zone

04:24yeah oh you can

04:26get close to the line

04:27no i felt like uh

04:29like uh

04:29i got to go

04:30but not i gotta go

04:31but i

04:32oh

04:32yeah

04:33oh no

04:34that's bad

04:35you gotta go take a deuce

04:37no i just

04:37dave's gonna go poop

04:39i'd be more

04:44i'd be way

04:45more

04:45freaking out

04:47if lisa was like

04:48oh jeez

04:49no

04:50my god guys

04:51it's working

04:52like at least she's like

04:54i just feel pressure

04:55on my belly

04:57i think my poop button works

04:58yeah

04:59uh it's obviously

05:00it's something

05:01discerning what

05:01right under my belly button is

05:03is all

05:04it's all out of whack

05:05because i got this gut

05:06it all depends on your body

05:06yeah it all depends on your body

05:08oh i uh

05:08i feel like if i kept pushing

05:10for just a little longer

05:12i'd definitely have to poop

05:13do it

05:14yeah

05:14no

05:15i feel the same way

05:16really

05:17i feel like i'm gonna have to get up and go

05:18before we go to break again

05:19oh great

05:20sorry lisa

05:24everyone's gotta go to the bathroom

05:26except me

05:27i don't have to go

05:28this lisa's gotta not go

05:29like i definitely feel like there's at least some farts building up now

05:32this guy said i'm on the freeway right now

05:33i just did it

05:34i have to poop

05:35great

05:35just pressed it and pissed my pants in my car

05:38sorry sir

05:40jesus man

05:41oh

05:41pete's pants

05:43you got some bad plumbing

05:44oh

05:45oh no

05:47tinkle

05:48tinkle tinkle

05:50you guys

05:50we have created

05:51a crap load of accidents

05:53no

05:54someone sharted themselves

05:56no

05:57this guy can't stop burping

05:59oh my god

06:01oh what a dangerous game

06:02we were all just playing in here

06:04i know

06:04we just played russian roulette

06:06on the air with our buttholes

06:08and i didn't press very hard and thank god

06:10because if i would have given it hell

06:11can you imagine one of us did this and just

06:15just lost it

06:16oh

06:16because i like that

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