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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Dave's parents sent him to Ireland at 13 by himself, with a credit card, because they probably hoped he'd let loose and get wild.

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00:00Texas based sex education says they're teaching kids the law and there's no such thing as safe
00:12sexting. They don't think the words make sense when you put them together because there are
00:17legal implications. They are telling kids in Texas that they are not immune from being prosecuted
00:23for child porn possession and reception which is punishable under both state and federal law.
00:28They're scaring the nudes right out of those Texas kids. Yeah. Texas they tell them abstinence.
00:34Oh yeah I'm sure. Yeah it's a different place you know. That's kind of how I treated my son and tried
00:41to scare him. Right or wrong I wanted him to think that he could be going to jail. Oh yeah. If he
00:46sent his nudes or received nudes. I bet he's never received a nude. Oh god. I don't know. He's only 15
00:53Chuck. Come on. Did you put a cowboy hat on when you tried to scare him? He had a belt buckle and I sauntered
00:59in the room. Yeah. You're getting a little saunter. We gotta talk son. That'll scare him. Yeah. Sit down
01:08with Sheriff Dave. I bet the look on his face to me made me believe. Right. But he's had a girlfriend.
01:15Yes. Yeah.
01:19Yeah.
01:21My parents were like
01:22honestly when I think back they probably should have been a little bit more
01:26buttoned down with me. Well you just sat in front of a TV. Well you banged someone when you were 13
01:31so. Okay but they don't know that. I know but that was a fail.
01:35Well I was in Ireland. They weren't even there with me. Right.
01:37You also shouldn't let your kid just go to Ireland
01:39at 13.
01:41Hey go up.
01:42Well to my family I was staying with family.
01:46Yeah.
01:47Yep.
01:48But I would go
01:49out for hours and hours and they just
01:52didn't as long as you know.
01:55Yeah.
01:55I came back they were fine.
01:56Yeah.
01:56They weren't really questioning.
01:58If you were my kid I would have let you do whatever you wanted to.
02:01And be like what are you gonna do?
02:04He's pretty straight and narrow.
02:06They were hoping he'd get wild.
02:08You know what I mean?
02:08Yeah.
02:09Get away from that TV.
02:11Take those slippers off.
02:12Wait David.
02:12I'm gonna leave this crown royal right there on the edge of this table.
02:19I hope nothing happens to it.
02:22I'm gonna go for about 8 to 10 days.
02:27There's a bunch of booze I didn't want anything to happen to.
02:30There's so many bottles I can't even remember how many I have.
02:33Alright I gotta go.
02:35Here's a credit card for you.
02:37Yeah he came back he's like all the bottles are still there.
02:41They've still got the seal on them and everything.
02:44He's like damn it.
02:45All the cereal's gone.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Apples and cinnamon.
02:49Yeah.
02:51He just said your parents were just hoping you'd take your slippers off.
02:55I didn't even hear you say that.
02:57It's true.
02:57He didn't.
02:58He didn't take them off.
02:59Only to sleep.
03:00Yeah I would have let Dave do anything.
03:08I would have given him keys to the car.
03:11Go ahead.
03:11That's all yours dude.
03:13I'm fine.
03:15I'm fine.
03:17Nothing to worry about.
03:18Oh god.
03:19I got up to stuff.
03:22Well yeah.
03:22You banged someone when you were 13.
03:24Yeah.
03:24I mean nothing illegal.
03:25Just good time stuff.
03:26Yeah.
03:29You can sing a jingle.
03:31I guess like nobody's business.
03:33That was it.
03:34You're just singing jingles all day.
03:36He's like I gotta do something about David.
03:38We gotta get him to party a bit.
03:41Look at him.
03:41He's singing jingles.
03:43Look at that.
03:44He's like we tried Linda.
03:49He's just going around opening bottles of liquor everywhere.
03:52Just breaking the seal on all of them.
03:54Leaving them all over the place.
03:55Are you kidding?
03:55My dad had them on the wall with like you just put the glass underneath them and they
03:58would just fill your cup up right?
04:00These are marijuana seeds and this is dirt.
04:02Don't plant them.
04:03They probably let weed out too.
04:07Don't touch it.
04:09Don't you dare plant those.
04:11Dave's like there's bags of oregano everywhere.
04:14He puts them in the spice cabinet.
04:16Apple, cinnamon and spices.
04:18Oh this is strong.
04:20There's a strong smell to it.
04:22Better put it back in the closet.
04:24I've been watching him for two days straight and now he's just watching jingles.
04:29He's recorded them and learned them.
04:33He loves that VCR.
04:37No I was editing my own newscast.
04:40He's making his own news Linda.
04:42Oh yeah.
04:42Oh yeah.
04:44We've got to send him to Ireland with a bunch of money.
04:46That's why they sent him to Ireland.
04:47That's exactly what they did.
04:48They know who'll do it.
04:48His cousins will make him bang somebody.
04:50And they did.
04:51And then they did.
04:52They did.
04:53And I was wasted.
04:54It still didn't work.
04:55It still didn't work.
04:57He came back and was like oh boy that was crazy.
04:59He put his slippers back on and got rid of it.
05:01I got to calm down.
05:03That made me financially responsible because I got my credit card.
05:06Oh yeah.
05:07That's right.
05:08Oh yeah.
05:09That's funny.
05:09He throws the slippers away like that's contraband.
05:12He's like you're done with these you understand.
05:13I don't want to see any slippers again.
05:18Oh that's the thing.
05:19His dad like busts the door in and he starts searching around and he finds slippers.
05:25He's like what's this?
05:26Oh my god you got another pair David.
05:30You must not be singing any jingles.
05:34I'll slot the jingle right out of your mouth.
05:37Have you driven a Ford Lane?
05:39Dad dad!
05:42No you knocked the slippers right off me.
05:47Think about it.
05:48Think about it.
05:49They trusted Dave so much they sent him to a foreign land at 13 with his own credit card.
05:56Yeah it's crazy.
05:57Yeah.
05:58Yeah.
05:59No they did.
05:59They did.
06:00I was a trustworthy kid.
06:00They thought they were fine.
06:01I had three jobs by then.
06:04Yeah they thought they were fine.
06:05Yeah.
06:06No.
06:06But I was working that's when I had my paper route.
06:09I worked at the flea market on Sundays and I also worked at Gus's Continental Kitchen.
06:14Yeah.
06:14You're a workaholic.
06:15Yeah.
06:16All he does is work.
06:17I'm really worried about it.
06:18Am I concerned really?
06:21That is why they sent me to Ireland.
06:23You got to cut loose.
06:24Dave's dad's like rolling a joint.
06:26Like all concerned.
06:33Oh well.
06:34Yeah my parents didn't have to worry about that stuff.
06:35No.
06:36Yeah.
06:36It was the opposite for them.
06:38No more illegal slipper raids.
06:41Yeah.
06:42What's under your bed here?
06:43Slippers!
06:43Oh my god damn it!
06:45What's under your mattress?
06:47Oh Jesus Christ.
06:48Oh my god you've got...
06:50There's four different pairs of slippers all in different colors.
06:54A robe?
06:55Really?
06:56A robe?
06:56Bunny rabbit slippers!
06:58Bunny rabbit slippers!
07:00Oh my beginners!
07:00Oh my goodness!
07:07You are the best.
07:07Eaters!
07:08Yes!
07:08Oh my aspers!
07:08Oh my gosh!
07:09Oh my gosh!