Smoker Ladies Poison Cruise

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Bret Michaels cancelling his appearance on the Poison cruise and there might be a few women who are upset by the news.

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00:00Lisa, I'm sorry to let you know that Bret Michaels is not going to appear on the Bret

00:08Michaels cruise that you were so hoping to see.

00:11I'm so disappointed in it.

00:12Oh, you canceled that, right?

00:13Yeah.

00:14Yeah, you can't go on that.

00:15Unfortunately, they say the Bret Michaels special event cruise performance March 13th

00:20and 14th canceled.

00:21Now, just to be clear, he's not going to be on it, but the cruise is still a go.

00:25Oh, yeah, of course.

00:27It was supposed to happen this weekend.

00:30Bret Michaels, a lifelong type 1 diabetic, falls under the category of those that run

00:34the extreme high risk of contracting the illness.

00:37Even if the illness is not contracted by Bret, he runs the risk of being quarantined on the

00:40ship with fellow music fans that might fall ill.

00:43That'd be bad enough in itself.

00:46Bret Michaels quarantined with Bret Michaels.

00:48I'm going to tell you right now, if you're on the poison cruise, you're getting it.

00:55Oh, my God.

00:57Yep.

00:57What you mean?

00:58I cannot wait.

00:59In two months, I embark on the cruise of a lifetime with one Bret Michaels.

01:06Yeah.

01:07That is going to be the best.

01:08Oh, my God.

01:10I brought a bikini.

01:12You know what?

01:13I brought an old school tassel-y bikini.

01:15Like I'm a cowboy's cheerleader from the early 90s.

01:21Oh, my God.

01:22You're going to look hot.

01:23I know.

01:23He's not going to be able to resist you.

01:25I know.

01:25We're going to be quarantined with him.

01:26I'm going to try to get back there and make a sex tape.

01:29He'll do it.

01:31He'll do it.

01:33Oh, look at him.

01:35Beautiful.

01:35Beautiful, man.

01:37Cece.

01:37Not as beautiful.

01:38Cece.

01:38Not as beautiful a man, that Cece.

01:43Take out that guitar and talk to me, Val.

01:45Cece looks like something from Fraggle Rock.

01:49They're not on the cruise.

01:52They're not invited.

01:55A chance just to get away.

01:57Every day I wake up and I put a little X on my calendar because it gets closer and closer and closer.

02:03Still got a calendar.

02:05Ladies, I'm sorry to let you know, Bret Michaels is not going to appear on your cruise anymore.

02:12What are you talking about?

02:12I'm already wet.

02:13Oh, Jesus.

02:15Yeah, he wants to keep himself safe from that coronavirus, so he's canceled.

02:20No, no, no.

02:21I'm going to sue you.

02:22I'm going to sue everybody involved in this because that's all I've been looking for.

02:25David, I knew this corona was going to affect us.

02:30Probably a good thing you ladies.

02:31I mean, you probably should not go on the cruise at all, though, anyway, right?

02:34I mean, they say that it might be a risk because I don't take good care of myself.

02:38You know, it affects a lot of smokers, they say.

02:41If you smoke, you're at a higher risk, but I don't give a good goddamn, honestly.

02:47Plus, I never thought about this.

02:49Think of how many dudes are going to be, for some reason, the traffic bed is playing.

02:55I don't know why.

02:57You'll have that from time to time.

02:58It was ruining the poison.

02:59Yeah, I was like, I'm trying to listen to poison here, traffic.

03:02God damn it.

03:04Like, why are you playing?

03:05Yeah.

03:05Anywho, like I was saying, I bet there's going to be tons of boys that I'd look, probably

03:11not boys, probably like 55-year-old men that kind of, sort of look like Bret Michaels, but

03:16old and gross.

03:17I mean, my whole plan was to go there and at least, you know, at least blow Bret.

03:23At least.

03:24And he's not going to be there.

03:25I mean, I'm going to have to dish that out to some of those other guys.

03:29I was going to give him a Remy.

03:31Oh, my God.

03:32That's classic you.

03:33That is how you get Corona.

03:35Well, you know, that's how I got famous back in the day.

03:37Just like you did in the 80s.

03:39I got famous back in the day.

03:40Little Remy.

03:41Oh, my God.

03:41That's why they called me Remy Remy.

03:43Okay, Remy Remy.

03:44You did it to Winger once.

03:45I'm going to suggest you.

03:46You did it to every member of Winger.

03:49You lined them up.

03:51Back-to-back shows.

03:52Back-to-back shows.

03:55Those were wild times.

03:57Winger.

03:57You rimmed Winger.

03:58I did.

03:59I rimmed her.

04:00She lined them up and Remy'd them all.

04:03That's how you get a nickname.

04:05That's how they remember you.

04:09Wow.

04:09All right, ladies.

04:10Well, good luck on your cruise.

04:11Hope it all works out for you.

04:12They call her the Rim Monster.

04:15For good reason.

04:17For really good reason.

04:19Seriously.

04:19It's your poison cruise minus poison.

04:21I bought a little sailor hat.

04:22What am I going to do with that now?

04:23You still wear it.

04:24God damn it.

04:26It's a little tiny on your big head.

04:27We're still going.

04:28All right, good luck.

04:29Let us know how it goes.

04:30Hope you don't get quarantined.

04:32Yeah, we will.

04:33All the best.

04:33I will.

04:34I'm ready for death.

04:35Send smokes.

04:35I'm ready for death if I can't see Brett.

04:39Just rim your way out of there.

04:40I'll tell you this.

04:40I'll rim somebody.

04:41I'm going to rim somebody.

04:43I don't care if it's the captain.

04:44Maybe we'll do the captain.

04:45Yeah.

04:46That's how we made.

04:47Let us drive.

04:48All right, we're fine.

04:49Let us drive the boat.

04:50Toot, toot.

04:51I'm going to blow his horn.

04:54Hell yeah.

04:55Sure you will.

04:56That's my sister.

04:57Sure.

04:59All right.

05:00There's the big ladies on the poison cruise.

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