Dainty Male Sneezers

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about how far  germs travel after a big sneeze and when they mention how powerful their sneezes are, they try to find guys who have delicate, dainty sneezes.

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00:00they say um the six feet social distancing rule may not be enough to keep you safe if you're out

00:10jogging well the only thing about these things is like they measured one thing of a guy with

00:17like a violent sneeze and his sneeze traveled 27 feet so but that's like you know if you're

00:29a violent sneeze some people sneeze and they just have a little one like a not me not me i got uh

00:37i'll launch it i'm gonna launch those particles like it's uh you know yeah gladiator opening scene

00:45i have a neighbor who's really loud you can hear him you hear him like loudest no he's outside but

00:50it's okay obnoxious jeez yeah mine's loud it's crazy to hear a neighbor's sneeze and they say the way

00:59the way you sneeze is like it's passed down like so if you sneeze loud that means one of your

01:05parents sneezed real loud just learn it from them it's maybe i don't know they think i think it's

01:12it's like a genetic thing you can't really choose how you you can't really decide to sneeze how you

01:18want so if you're a dangerous male sneezer you probably came from a dainty male sneezer yeah

01:23dainty male sneezer good luck with that huh i know right i guess i can't really say i've seen

01:32a dainty male sneezer if i was a dainty male sneezer i would never sneeze in front of anybody no

01:37that'd be something to be funny that's funny no you'd be embarrassed right like if i went

01:41oh my god yeah how horrible would that be honest like i'd be like that's so embarrassing

01:48oh my god he sneezes like my 16 year old girlfriend did you can't do that you gotta butch it up if

01:57you're a guy no you'd have to yeah just hide run run it's right that's a funny insecurity to have

02:03i i'm a third generation dainty sneezer there's just a whole whole group of you third yeah third

02:09generation my grandpa was a dainty sneezer my great great grandfather in the civil war was a

02:14dainty sneezer for the north you can't control it at all it just yeah

02:22i'm a loud sneezer so when i try to contain it like in here or something oh yeah it's like an

02:33it's like a nuclear explosion inside my face if i have to sneeze and if i get the rona

02:38yeah everyone's gonna see you later

02:42that's so crazy i haven't encountered it really i have not that's good but i understand why i haven't

02:50encountered it because if you were a dainty male sneezer you're not sneezing in public you're fighting

02:57it a woman would not date you if you like she'd be like oh that's a deal breaker it's so crazy

03:02but it is a big turnoff i would assume that's funny yeah botched the date i sneezed in front of

03:08her oh no one of you i got a d i got a dainty sneeze i know you do i sneeze like a little weird i'm gonna

03:13be honest no i'm genetic you should fake it oh here it comes oh

03:19uh-oh oh jesus what a letdown you're never gonna get a lady with that oh it's depressing being a

03:31ha-choo there you go that's a man like that's a man sneeze

03:36we have a dainty male sneezer we do yeah he says he's mocked by his co-workers see i mean that's it

03:45poor guy right now they appreciate him of course yeah i would these days you appreciate it's your

03:53time to shine dainty male sneezers yeah i also this is your time i also love the idea of like

03:58a dainty male sneezer putting it on yeah oh he's like he's like

04:02oh my god that was bad

04:09got it all out

04:12like ham it up you have to you gotta add something at the end you know

04:18you do you do

04:20yeah you gotta you gotta add something i get it i understand it

04:26at the end you do you gotta really bad it up you know i mean my big sneezes i just

04:31but you can't control that first part it's just the way you're born

04:42just a room full of dainty sneezers all practicing because they're in their support group it'd be

04:57funny to have multiple dainty dainty sneezes you're like oh god

05:02because you know sometimes it's like either one or 50 yes yep need like a boot camp for the sneezing

05:11yeah yeah we're gonna have you drop those dainty sneezes right now we're having a really hard time

05:16with this now remember just put all your gusto in a sneeze okay i got it i got it you can do this

05:21here we go i'm gonna throw some pepper in your nose

05:23here we go

05:25no come on oh my god that was as hard as i could no we're gonna go back to the drawing board with it

05:34that was as hard as i could even do it

05:36i think the buildup is big though still like there's nothing they can do

06:04yeah you're born that way i like the idea it sounded like a little anime character you're like

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