Too Dumb For Darth

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Dave & Chuck the Freak were asking the Lord Vader Mug questions and some people listening thought that the heavy breathing was coming from someone on the show and not a recording of Darth Vader.

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00:00so many emails coming in for darth vader we're doing this one more time and then we're gonna

00:09give vader a little break here you guys don't email us all the time because we gotta give him

00:13some rest he's got a vader has to recharge yeah they gotta rebuild all his parts we're gonna get

00:19sick to death of vader yeah so um we will do it right now so what this is if you haven't heard it

00:25we get asked our opinion on big important life decisions a lot and uh sometimes you know we

00:32don't feel comfortable making decisions on the future of your whole life yeah yeah we're just

00:38looking for a cop-out we're just doing yeah well i mean i only make life decisions based on vader

00:43yeah you always have i always have he's only trusted vader yeah that's true now vader is passed

00:50into andy's hands uh she says first of all uh husband and i love your show super entertaining

00:56i'm an inspiring aspiring instagram beauty influencer at first my instagram was about

01:03beauty product reviews then i changed up some content to include some pictures of myself

01:07recently i put a photo of myself sitting in front of mirror with my toes and shoes showing

01:14it's been getting a lot of attention i've started to get dms from guys wanting more pictures of my

01:22toes and feet i feel weird foot fetish people will find you i guess they will there's like one that's

01:29like a crow and then he flies back to the rest of the flock and he's like toes toes toes every time

01:35we do this people we're like tell that person to stop breathing it's darth vader it is darth it's

01:41not someone here in the studio wait they think that someone in the studio is breathing that way

01:45correct me same thing happened last time every time people are like uh somebody's got their mic on

01:50and i have to reply with that's actually darth vader yes yes so they don't so they don't know they

01:59don't know what darth vader i guess we can't do this anymore just tell him it's me too down for vader

02:05too down for dark oh my god excuse me dave and chuck uh somebody is breathing heavily

02:13who would breathe that way

02:16one of us has a breathing machine we would stop the show and call 9-1-1 and go to the hospital

02:24yeah i have covid come on yeah we're just gonna sit here and listen just let that happen

02:33i don't understand your popularity there's a heavy breathing

02:37will drive you nuts

02:40last time that wasn't tell that guy on the show to stop breathing so heavy

02:45take it darth vader's breathing machine never stops he was burnt in lava it's keeping him alive

02:52that's what that is yeah have you never heard darth vader dumb for dart that's like such an iconic

02:59sound oh my god yeah i mean i get it like maybe you like that's annoying that darth vader sound

03:05effect please stop but to think that it's actually someone on the show having a breathing issue

03:10we're pretty old we're pretty old we're not that old hey we're pretty old been doing this show a long time

03:18chuck you okay man yeah

03:25oh my god

03:28all right anyway so anyway back to the foot fetish

03:33yeah so she's showing her feet she showed her feet people have started more direct messaging asking for

03:39more pics um so really what she's asking vader is should she do it i'm considering it but there's a

03:48certain weirdness i feel about it i mentioned to my husband surprisingly he's totally okay with it

03:53what does vader think should i show my feet pics vader doesn't even have feet

04:00no he doesn't he doesn't he might he says yes yes

04:04view yourself to the dark side yeah it is the dark side the dark feet side and so it's so funny

04:11another like this is there's so much of this another woman i've been propositioned to send

04:15naked pictures to someone on a nerd website for hundreds of dollars he says it'll only be for him

04:20and i could definitely use the money is it a bad idea vader

04:24should she send naked pictures to someone on a nerd website for hundreds of dollars

04:31he claims only for him

04:33what say you vader

04:37no

04:38it's never gonna be just for him you'll be all

04:43over the internet yeah

04:44your bits will be blasted all across the world

04:47yeah

04:48yeah

04:49there's no way

04:52i love it

04:53i love the emperor's land

04:55no yeah don't be naive there's no way that it's just for him

05:00no okay i'm sure you need money but don't let money equal your

05:05vaginal publicity i guess

05:07whoa

05:08i never thought about vaginal publicity

05:11if you're if you want to be in charge of your vaginal

05:13you always want to be in charge of your own vaginal publicity

05:18no wonder he left i mean it's a great job i totally get it

05:29i mean we miss him but i had to go to school for six years to do it

05:32yeah he went into the vaginal pr program

05:35that's crazy they got a good one

05:37let's say

05:38yeah

05:38yep

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