A Long Wonky Ass

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Russia who was left with a terrifyingly large ass after a doctor messed up during her plastic surgery.

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00:00here's something you got to worry about speaking of plastic surgeons

00:07russian plastic surgeons that is not good you know how um when people go in for regular surgery

00:15they like put a mark on themselves to be like hey take off this yeah toe or you know like they let

00:21the just as a backup they're marked their bodies up to let them know yeah what they're working on

00:26well maybe they should have done that in this case because a woman who went in for a boob job

00:30instead woke up to a terrifyingly large ass we gave you extra bombs yeah we gave you extra yes

00:39it's not what you want and we also almost put tits on your face yeah we like uh more than your boobs

00:46we like a nice and juicy ass these doctors are ass men's they decide that's exact what the look

00:54could be in there they pump your fill a woman said her life has been ruined she went to a plastic

00:59surgeon for breast shaping surgery and came out with a giant ass she never asked for it looks good

01:05though right i think you look fine um clinical psychologist liboff laufer said the botch

01:14procedure left her with wonky titties and mental trauma that was the quote yeah wonky tips i don't

01:22know how to break it to you but you're going to leave the rest of your russian existence with

01:26wonky titties but your ass look dropped and gorgeous your ass is crazy like rap video crazy

01:32she says i've lost everything i lost my job my family can't sleep in the same room as me

01:41oh man yes we can't uh listen you are a freak now with your monkey titties they're just jealous of

01:48your perfect ass my husband won't touch me no he doesn't like wonkeys those wonky i'm out so she

01:56took a four-hour flight where this doctor is based for the procedure minutes before the treatment she

02:03was told that his colleague would be performing the surgery instead oh no i feel like the guy wasn't

02:10even real i am dr wonky

02:11really wonky dr willie wonky uh so this is her ass now what do you think of that it doesn't look

02:22great i give you ass of john goodman

02:24oh you don't want the john goodman ass you do not oh no it's bad it's really bad it's not

02:34good you look like sumo wrestling now i'm sorry your bums she said makes no sense i woke up with

02:42my buttocks a terrifying size that i had not asked for so where do you think they shove the fat just

02:48right in the bottom yeah like right in the bottom of the cheek huh you can almost see what it looks

02:53like a lump yeah she said her husband won't even hug her anymore i will not touch you you are gross now

02:59get out and plow and she said my breasts became wonky well different shapes and distorted you ready

03:05for the wonky breast yeah i am born ready well there's her like she's a beautiful woman oh man

03:09she was beautiful woman there's the wonky oh boy now they did take implants out of them they did but

03:16they were supposed to lift them and fill them they also gave her electrode nipples which is not good

03:22those are gonna hurt when they come off if you've ever had those things on you that's not fun they

03:28have to hold the nipples in place i guess oh my god her husband's like you're gross now yeah i will

03:34not look you again ever the kids don't even want to see you go sleep in wolf barn imagine though you

03:40had like a super hot russian wife and then she came back and she's like my titties are wonky and

03:46they're having great the big ass you get out of here i'd cry i'd cry and cry and cry i'd cry and cry

03:54i filed for divorce immediately i cried so hard life was so tough after that

04:01it's really i mean i feel so bad for the woman yeah yeah her ass makes no sense anymore it doesn't

04:07it's just like one of those things like i guess she had to have those out but she just shouldn't

04:11have listened to that doctor like her ass didn't go like it wasn't like plumper outwards which i think

04:18when people get ass surgery they're looking for bigger cheeks that go yeah they go it just stretched

04:23down yeah she has a long she has a long ass you don't want to i love that girl's long ass you don't

04:30want it i've never heard someone say oh look at the long ass on her yeah long i've never heard that

04:35she's got a sweet long ass oh just looking for a nice girl with a long ass you don't want a long

04:40ass guys she does call her ass terrifyingly large that's it's just long i don't know what else to

04:47say it's just long i think i did a horrible job oh yeah he did he's a russian he was the russian

04:55plastic surgeons underling assistant yeah i'm trying my best you know i've never done his eyes are like

05:02i will try to make them look normal

05:09they look perfect to me

05:17so wrong oh well poor woman all right check her out if you want to see the disastrous terrifying ass

05:27it's up at daveandchuckthefreak.com does that cheek look way bigger than that oh they're not the same

05:31no there she's got a wonky ass too right yeah everything about her is wonked up

05:36it's bold to put these photos up oh yeah it is but at the same time the only way that you're going to

05:43get help somehow by showing you got to show everything and then maybe someone steps up and

05:48is like oh god that's the uncensored photo of that butt shot is my sweet god god that looks like that

05:55hurt my sweet god oh my goodness so bruised man it looks bad i wonder if that's the juice

06:02no i think that's booze i think they were drunk

06:05that's standard and unoperated

06:08yeah we were drunk when we did this

06:11where's my booze you sign the waiver

06:15oh it's hard living in russia i guess it is and it's hard getting plastic surgery

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