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In Her Gritch
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a very bizarre Instagram live video of Lindsay Lohan being punched by a woman in Russia after she attempted to take her kids off the street.
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All right, Lindsay Lohan is in a bizarre place right now, like literally and figuratively.
00:10
She live-streamed herself from Russia, being punched by a homeless woman after she tried
00:19
to take that woman's children.
00:24
Lindsay Lohan is like Wolf.
00:26
She take your child in the middle of the day.
00:29
And listen, three things in Russia you must worry about.
00:31
Deadly Snow, Wolf, and child-stealing Lindsay Lohan.
00:36
Yes, of course.
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She'll take your children.
00:38
She come at night and then she snatch.
00:43
She snatch your kids.
00:46
Their kids are like, you're not a very good boy today, Lindsay Lohan, come at night and snatch and grab you.
00:52
They're like sitting around, you know, at night at the campfire.
00:57
You know, they're like, scary Lindsay Lohan will come.
01:02
Not Lindsay Lohan.
01:03
That's right.
01:04
You listen.
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If you make a lot of noise at night and wake up dead, Lindsay Lohan comes and steal your kid.
01:11
No!
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And kill you.
01:13
I think I hear her.
01:15
The sound of Lindsay Lohan.
01:17
Listen, you can hear her do cocaine.
01:18
You hear the slurking and the sniffing?
01:22
Here she comes.
01:24
What a horrible Russian nursery rhyme.
01:27
Someone with a runny nose.
01:28
Sniff, sniff, disappear.
01:33
So here it's complicated and weird, but let me try and break it down quickly before I play the video for you.
01:38
Lindsay was in Moscow.
01:40
She came across a homeless family.
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Two adults, two young boys.
01:43
She got out of her car and confronted them as she was streaming live on Instagram.
01:47
Who is this bitch?
01:49
She claimed they were Syrian refugees, and at first she was being nice and offering them help.
01:54
Then she tried to lure the kids back to her hotel to watch movies.
01:58
What?
01:59
She talked to the family in both Arabic and English, and then when she spoke in English, it's that weird accent she's been using lately.
02:05
I can't make it out.
02:07
The family was not interested in Lindsay Lohan's help.
02:11
She kept following them.
02:12
At one point, she tried to physically grab the kids away from the parents, and that's when the mother punched Lindsay in the face.
02:18
Well, yeah, she's trying to take your kid, you know.
02:22
Here's a little taste of the video here that we put up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
02:26
Hey, everyone.
02:27
I just want to show you a family that I met.
02:30
That's a Syrian refugee family.
02:33
She pasted?
02:34
Yeah.
02:34
I'm going to answer this to them, and they really need help.
02:46
Tell me your story so I can help you.
02:49
Look what's happening.
02:49
That was a computer issue there.
02:51
Here we go.
02:52
Dave, I don't trust Dave.
02:54
Give me your hand.
02:56
Give me your hand.
02:57
Hey, is that coming up on the couch?
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That's when the mother hits her across the face.
03:01
There we go.
03:01
Yep.
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Yep.
03:03
Woo!
03:04
That's Lindsay screaming in pain.
03:07
Luckily, the drugs...
03:09
I'm like, I'm so hungry.
03:13
Why did you try to...
03:15
I'm like, I'm so scared.
03:18
Get back in your car, you crazy.
03:21
She's embarrassing to America.
03:23
Like, that's embarrassing.
03:26
Stop it.
03:26
I thought that Steven Seagal being here was a bad idea, but now I realize Lindsay Lohan
03:33
is worse than Steven Seagal.
03:36
What I know about America?
03:38
Yeah.
03:39
I know Lindsay Lohan tried to take children.
03:41
She does.
03:42
She does.
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And when you see her, if you punch her straight in the face, she will cry and she will scream
03:48
and go back into her Mercedes-Benz.
03:52
Like shark, you punch her nose and she'll go away.
03:56
That's right.
03:56
Never give up.
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Do you fight to the death if Lindsay Lohan has got you in her grips?
04:03
She snatches you.
04:04
She does.
04:05
She will try.
04:06
You take a rock and smash.
04:08
Someone says, if you look in the mirror and say, Lindsay Lohan, three times she'll appear.
04:11
Lindsay Lohan!
04:12
Lindsay Lohan!
04:12
Lindsay Lohan!
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You are crazy for just doing that.
04:16
Don't say it.
04:17
Off the drugs.
04:18
Oh, she's so out of her mind.
04:21
If a Lindsay Lohan come at night to try and get you, one thing you can do is throw your
04:26
cocaine on the ground and then run.
04:28
And hopefully she will see it and then snort it.
04:32
All.
04:33
I tell you what we did.
04:34
We left a little cocaine trail.
04:36
Come here tonight because she's going to come here.
04:39
It's like an E.T.
04:40
You take, instead of a Reese's, you put a bit of cocaine, a cocaine, a cocaine, a cocaine.
04:46
She'll follow into trap.
04:49
We have Lindsay Lohan traps yet.
04:50
That it's like she wants to sound as if she's an Arabic person who knows English and has a
04:55
heavy accent.
04:55
It's totally bizarre.
04:56
It's weird.
04:56
To try and like gain trust and then snatch your kids.
05:00
That poor woman who like already has like got to live on the streets in Russia.
05:05
Yeah.
05:06
Now the rest of her life, she's like, yeah, I've had a bad day.
05:09
Worst day, they'd Lindsay Lohan try to steal my children.
05:13
I have been a homeless Syrian refugee now for eight years.
05:17
My hometown was obliterated by war bombs.
05:21
But the scariest day in my whole life is when Lindsay Lohan got out of Mercedes-Benz and
05:28
tried to take my kids.
05:30
So I had to punch her in face until she cried and screamed and she holding phone at me and
05:36
put it all on the internet.
05:40
Weird, bizarre video.
05:42
Again, you can see it for yourself at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
05:44
You can't make sense of it.
05:45
I thought she was running a club or a hotel in Greece.
05:48
What is she doing?
05:49
Go back to Greece.
05:50
So like, is she now with a Russian guy?
05:52
Who knows?
05:53
I'm just wondering.
05:54
That's her travel plans?
05:56
Harass people?
05:57
Russian kids.
05:59
In her gritch.
06:00
In her gritch.
06:01
She'll take you in the gritch and you're stuck in it.
06:04
In the gritch of Lindsay Lohan.
06:06
Exactly.
06:06
It's one of the most fearsome gritches.
06:08
It is very fierce gritch.
06:11
You have to shake.
06:12
You have to shake and never give up or you'll never be seen again.
06:15
If you listen closely, you hear the sound of Lindsay Lohan Instagrams.
06:21
Then you know your children about ready to die.
06:24
Here she comes.
06:26
Of course.
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