Waking Up Ken

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a few issues related to an upcoming event of theirs and need to wake up Ken in order to get some answers.

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00:30Yeah.

00:30We've got to figure this out.

00:31Ken's supposed to tell us more.

00:33Apparently he's called an emergency meeting but didn't tell any of us about it.

00:36As I told James, just let me know what we're doing because I'm going home.

00:42I'm not sticking around for the old, I want to find out what's going on with the people.

00:48No, I don't care personally.

00:51I don't care what's happening.

00:53I'll be there.

00:54I'll be there.

00:55We'll be there.

00:56We know that it's happening, where it's happening and where.

01:00No, we just don't know.

01:00Just tell us when to be there.

01:01I like that all our promotions are like a scavenger hunt for our listeners where they've got to put these pieces together.

01:07I swear to God, though.

01:08I mean, I think all during vacation I heard, hey, RSVP, we're going to do this.

01:13You've got to RSVP.

01:15It's RSVP at some point.

01:17I got an email from a listener saying he did RSVP.

01:19What?

01:19And I had to email him like, how did you do it?

01:22Could you tell us?

01:23Yeah.

01:23We don't even know.

01:24Did he tell you?

01:25No, he hasn't gotten back to me yet.

01:27Secrets.

01:27Oh, man.

01:28He called Ken directly.

01:30Ken's line.

01:31Probably set up somewhere on the website that shouldn't be accessible yet, but he found it.

01:34He probably got the instructions posted on Craigslist for money.

01:37Yeah, exactly.

01:38You want to get into the Peep Show Live?

01:39That's not a bad idea, James.

01:40Here's how to do it.

01:41You owe me $50 cash.

01:43Do you think someone just typed in like they were at like, you know, riff.com slash Dave and Chuck slash Peep Show?

01:48They just like, Peep Show Live?

01:51You think they just tried that?

01:52There's nowhere to enter.

01:53I see if you click on.

01:55Like they just took a guess on the top.

01:57Like you can buy a ticket.

01:58They probably ended up signing up for like $0.5K for three years.

02:01What?

02:02Lisa?

02:02You can buy a ticket.

02:04You can buy a ticket for a dollar.

02:05A dollar?

02:05We're charging a buck?

02:07Who's getting the dollar?

02:08Ken.

02:09Well, that's my service email.

02:11That's my phone.

02:13It's a Ken service feed.

02:15Yeah.

02:16I just texted Ken emergency with the siren emoticon, so hopefully.

02:20Oh, my God.

02:22That's horrible.

02:23He did.

02:23He was like in the midst of a dream with like four naked chicks.

02:29He's just like, why, yes, I'd like you to give me a bubble bath.

02:32Yeah.

02:33They're feeding him actual food that he can eat.

02:35But now one of them is going to start to turn into Dave's face.

02:38Oh, yeah.

02:38Exactly.

02:39I think it starts to morph into Dave's face.

02:41All of a sudden, the red lights just start going off in the bathroom.

02:44Yeah.

02:45Good morning, Ken.

02:46There's a big siren all of a sudden.

02:49He's up now.

02:50I just got a text.

02:51He's up.

02:52Okay.

02:52All right.

02:53Well, we're calling you up.

02:54I am now.

02:57All right.

02:59Well, news slash Ken, we're calling you.

03:02Good morning.

03:03Good morning.

03:04Let's see.

03:05Boop.

03:06Boop.

03:06Oh, poor Ken.

03:07Here we go.

03:08Let's give it.

03:09I am now.

03:10Oh, my God.

03:17With service fees, the two tickets are $8.

03:20Ken?

03:21What?

03:22Morning, Ken.

03:27Hi, Ken.

03:29Hello.

03:30Hey, Chuck.

03:30How are you doing?

03:32Oh, I'm great.

03:33Yeah.

03:33Happy New Year.

03:34Yeah.

03:34Happy New Year.

03:36New Year's what?

03:37Ken, we're having a bit of a dilemma because although the Peep Show Live isn't officially

03:46available yet, people are able to purchase tickets online through Ticketmaster, Ticketweb.

03:54Ticketmaster.

03:54Yes.

03:55Yes, they're available for sale.

03:58No, they're not selling them.

04:00Yes, they are, actually.

04:02They actually are selling them for a buck.

04:04Service fees are $6.56 for a $1 ticket.

04:10So for a ticket, it's $8.56 that people are paying.

04:17A lot of listeners have already RSVP'd and have paid out the money.

04:21It's unreal.

04:23Gracious.

04:25I got a feeling.

04:26So Ticketmaster, Ticketweb, and the Magic.

04:29Ticketweb.

04:30It's not Ticketmaster.

04:31It's through Ticketmaster.

04:32You can link through Ticketmaster.

04:34It's available.

04:35You search it there.

04:36It is Ticketmaster.

04:36It's supposed to be free.

04:39Yeah.

04:39They actually paid for it?

04:40Yes, people are paying for it.

04:42Have paid.

04:43Yes.

04:44All right.

04:45I'll make that call when I...

04:46It is supposed to be free?

04:52So now we'll have to pay...

04:54Yes.

04:54It's supposed to be free.

04:56Okay.

04:57Yeah.

04:57Because people are...

04:58My guess is a mistake.

05:00Yeah.

05:01Yeah.

05:02All right.

05:02Well, we just wanted to let you know.

05:04We just wanted to clarify because we had listeners emailing us, texting us.

05:06Oh, well, hey.

05:07I'm glad you called.

05:08I mean, I love talking to you guys.

05:09We love talking to you too, Ken.

05:14Just staying on top of things.

05:16Oh, well, that's what I do.

05:19Happy 2017.

05:22Talk to a blazing start, huh?

05:25Yeah.

05:25Oh, yeah.

05:26Yeah.

05:26Come on out of the gate strong.

05:30So what do we do for the people that have already purchased tickets through this?

05:34We probably can't promise them.

05:35We can't promise them.

05:36How about I count their money back tomorrow?

05:38I don't know.

05:40I'm pretty sure...

05:41Don't buy any tickets, though, listeners.

05:42I'm pretty sure they're effed.

05:44All right, Ken.

05:45Well, just had to clarify that.

05:47Sorry, as always, to call you and wake you back.

05:49No, you're not.

05:49No, I am for sure.

05:51I had lots of guilt.

05:52Oh, wow.

05:53I had lots of guilt.

05:54It was real early.

05:55Back to sleep, Ken.

05:56That's why I gave you a nice text first to see if you were up.

05:59Oh, no.

05:59There was no text.

06:00You up.

06:01Anyway, it's going to be quite a day for you, so we'll let you get it started.

06:04Yeah.

06:05Thanks.

06:06Yeah.

06:06All right.

06:06Good morning, Ken.

06:08Goodbye.

06:08All right.

06:09See you later.

06:10There's Ken.

06:10Have a blessed day.

06:11Have a blessed day.

06:12Do you think he goes back to sleep now, or do you think he's up?

06:15He's up.

06:16He's up.

06:16I think he's got a lot of stuff to do.

06:18Yeah.

06:18Probably should get it done as soon as possible.

06:21Well, other people aren't.

06:23They're not there yet.

06:23Right out of the gate.

06:25I mean, you're going to call the magic bag?

06:27Yeah, we've got to get that taken down.

06:29ASAP, Ken.

06:30ASAP.

06:31Yes, we do.

06:31All right.

06:32I'm going to call the magic bag.

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