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Did you know there was a Socrates video game? - Mark Little
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3/23/2025
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I was a good boy growing up. Very good boy. Good, good boy.
00:03
And, uh, my parents, uh, they got me, uh, very, uh, they cared a lot about homework, right?
00:08
I was doing homework all the time.
00:10
No video games, no distractions, no video games.
00:12
But I craved the video game.
00:14
So I begged, right?
00:16
And finally, one Christmas, they got me a system, and I'll let you guess what it was.
00:20
Do you think it was, A, Nintendo, B, PlayStation, or C, Socrates?
00:29
The Educational Console for Young Learners.
00:32
What do you think? What do you think? What do you think?
00:34
C, Socrates. Oh, my God.
00:35
And what a system it was.
00:37
This system had everything a young boy would want.
00:40
Spelling games, math games, the list ends there.
00:42
It was just a terrific time, right?
00:46
It did have some great games.
00:47
Like, what's the greatest video game of all time on three?
00:50
The greatest video game of all time.
00:51
One, two, three.
00:52
Socrates Multiplication Countdown. Exactly.
00:56
You pronounced it weird, but I knew what you meant.
00:59
This game, you had a certain amount of time to solve a basic math equation.
01:04
And if you ran out of time, you got a bit more time.
01:07
The goal was to learn. The goal was to learn.
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