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00:30La Balle des Soursauts

00:411ère étape

00:48On a les bourses pour un coup de café ?

00:54On a les bourses pour un coup de café ?

00:56Il faut que j'aille boire un verre de café.

01:03Il faut que j'aille boire un verre de café.

01:07Boy, un top hatter.

01:09Hey buddy, il faut que j'aille boire un verre de café.

01:16Follow me if you're out for a good time.

01:34Time for a cup of coffee, lady?

01:37Just a dime for a cup of coffee.

01:44Creeps, here it is five o'clock already, I haven't made my first touch yet.

01:51Hey buddy, you got a dime for a cup of coffee?

01:55Tell me where you get a cup of coffee for a dime and I'll go with you.

01:58Dime all over.

01:59I mean, why don't you guys get a new line?

02:01Okay, got half a buck, I want to get an espresso.

02:04That's better.

02:05So where's the half a buck?

02:07You know why I'm not going to give it to you?

02:09Time for that pops, this street's dead in half an hour.

02:14How long you been doing this sort of thing, young man?

02:16On and off for thirty years.

02:18On and off?

02:19Yeah, I take a trip to Europe now and then, I love Paris in the springtime.

02:23You'll give me a quarter or ain't you?

02:27You know you interest me.

02:28I wish it was mutual. So long, pal.

02:32Wait a minute, wait a minute.

02:35You don't know who you're talking to.

02:36I don't know you, you don't know me, let's keep it that way.

02:39I happen to be in advertising.

02:41You keep me away from a lot of soft touches, mister.

02:43Look at that guy naked in a cab, I missed him.

02:47How'd you know he's a soft touch?

02:49Bald, fat, loud tie, rain cover on his hat, good for at least thirty-five cents.

02:54What am I good for?

02:55On a nice spring day around lunch hour, about a dime.

02:58How about a cold winter day?

02:59I'd be lucky if he didn't tie me in.

03:03Why do you hate me?

03:04It's not that I hate you, mister.

03:05It's that you keep me from picking up some extra change before I go back to the park.

03:09Look, there's another sucker.

03:10Just walked into that nice restroom with that beautiful girl.

03:13How much do you think he'd give you?

03:14Think about a buck.

03:15That's a buck thirty-five I lost just standing here with you chewing the fat.

03:19Look, fella, I told you you interest me.

03:21Report to me tomorrow at ten a.m.

03:23I have a TV commercial for you.

03:25What do I have to do?

03:27All you have to do is lay down on a mattress, on a park bench...

03:35...and tell the folks it feels good.

03:37I hate mattresses.

03:38What's the difference? You're going to get paid for it.

03:40I don't do nothing I don't like.

03:42You like walking around the street smooching?

03:44Yeah, but I've been hamstrung here.

03:45There goes another sucker.

03:46Buck and a half easy.

03:47That's two eighty-five up in smoke just standing here with you batting a breeze.

03:51Look, pal, here's three bucks.

03:53Where?

03:54I'm getting out.

03:55Just tell me you'll be at my office tomorrow morning at ten for an audition.

03:58Oh, so now it's an audition.

04:00We've got to see if you're the right type.

04:02I sleep in the park every night.

04:03Yeah, but you may not look it.

04:04How does a guy who sleeps in the park look, like you?

04:09Ask me that in a couple of months.

04:11What's the matter? You in trouble, pal?

04:12If I don't come up with a good idea soon, it's curtains.

04:17I was in curtains once. It didn't work out.

04:20I mean finito, the end, kaput, all over. Understand?

04:23Don't you have any savings?

04:25All I got is three dollars and a subway token, and you want to take my last three dollars?

04:29Well, you could still get home on the token.

04:33What makes you think I want to go home?

04:35I'm a nobody, a phony, a fake.

04:38Don't say that, mister. You're as good as anybody else.

04:40I'm not. I'm a zero.

04:42I'm not kidding you.

04:43When I first seen you coming out of that advertising building in that tear-sucker suit,

04:46I figured you were a fiver, at least. Honest.

04:49I'm a failure, a flop, a nothing of nobody.

04:52Please, mister, don't deprecate yourself.

04:54A cipher, a big bust, you're looking in a shell of a man.

04:57No, I'm not going home.

04:59I'm going to take these three dollars and get loaded and sleep in the park with you.

05:03With me? I'm going to level with you, mister.

05:06I don't sleep in the park. I got a duplex on Park Avenue.

05:10I only come out like this at night.

05:12That's why I can't report for that audition tomorrow.

05:15The final irony.

05:19So long, buddy.

05:20Where are you going?

05:21Get me a bums outfit and take that TV job myself.

05:25Good luck.

05:30Boy, am I glad I didn't get into that rat race.

05:34Hey, buddy, you got a dime for a cup of coffee?

05:36Don't let the clothes fool you, pal. I'd like to tell you a little story.

05:39Look, mister, here's a buck. Leave me alone. I don't want to hear any more stories.

05:44Taxi!

05:47Park Avenue and 72nd Street.

05:49I'll never work Madison Avenue again, that's for sure!

Swifty and Shorty - Panhandling on Madison Avenue - 1964

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