Swifty and Shorty - Call Me A Taxi - 1964 - Vidéo Dailymotion

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00:30Taxi! Hey, taxi! When you want one, they're never around. Uh-oh, a taxi!

00:55Hey, I hailed ya first!

00:57He got here first!

00:59I didn't know I was in a race!

01:01Too late, mister! Flag's down!

01:03I'm gonna take your number down and send it to the company!

01:06Do that! Maybe you'll win a tankie!

01:10Taxi! Hey, taxi! At last!

01:16You got water all over me!

01:18You're getting in a knot! I'm losing money here just talking to ya!

01:21You got a towel or something?

01:23This is a taxi, not a dry goods store! Where to?

01:26224 East 55th Street, Hotel Wadsworth.

01:30That's right around the corner!

01:32I don't care where it is, I'm soaked!

01:36Say, you don't mind if I don't pull the flag down, do ya?

01:39What's that?

01:40I said you don't mind if I don't pull the flag down, do ya?

01:42That way we both have an edge. I don't report it to the company and you don't have to give me a tip, cause nothing registers on the media.

01:47How much do I have to give ya?

01:49Well, with this heavy traffic and the rain and all, I figure about a buck fifty.

01:52But it's just around the corner!

01:55Missed alike! See, buddy?

01:57If that flag was down, the media would now be ticking away like crazy!

02:00But it's just around...

02:01Crouch on the floor, quick! Here comes the cop!

02:03What?

02:04I said crouch on the floor! I'm supposed to have the flag down when a customer's in the cab! We both go to jail!

02:08It's dirty back here, like somebody's attic!

02:11Hey, look! I found a towel!

02:13Shut up down there! You want us both arrested?

02:16Way down upon the Swami River...

02:19Okay, you can get up now!

02:21Where you from, buddy?

02:22Out of town. I came here for a little fun and every day it rains.

02:26Get out there in a bikini! You'll have a million laughs!

02:29Quick, here comes another cop! Duck down there again!

02:32Cut that out, will ya?

02:33You want us both to go to jail?

02:34Put the flag down, please! I'll pay what the media says!

02:37Oh, you want me to put the flag down, huh?

02:39Yeah!

02:40Remember, you asked for it!

02:44I feel like public enemy number one, so I'll give you a tip.

02:47So what? It's better than hiding on the floor of a taxi like a hunted criminal.

02:54What's wrong with your meter, mister?

02:55What's that?

02:56I said there's something wrong with your meter!

02:58I can't hear you with all this traffic!

03:00There's something wrong with this meter! It must be busted!

03:03Stop it, someone! Stop it! Stop it, someone! Stop it! Stop it, someone!

03:07Back in the seat, pal, or I'll turn you in for molesting a cab driver.

03:10No one's allowed up front. That's a company rule.

03:13Besides, there's nothing wrong with the meter. It's just making up for lost time.

03:17Look, let me out! Right here!

03:19You gave me an address, buddy. It's my job to get you there.

03:22That's the cabbie's creed, in case you didn't know.

03:25I'm gonna take your number down, I swear!

03:27That's all right. It's not my cab.

03:30I'll remember that!

03:31Don't get excited. The meter's working all right. We're just covering a lot of ground.

03:35You may not realize this, but we're going 50, 60 miles an hour.

03:38Then how come we're on the same block?

03:40This is a big town, buddy. Long blocks.

03:44Hey, look at that poor guy in the rain.

03:47Say, do you mind if I pick up another passenger?

03:49Give me a chance to earn another quarter or so. What do you say?

03:53I lost about half a buck keeping that flag up.

03:56Be a good scout. What do you say?

03:58Okay. Find out where he's gone.

04:02Where to, buddy?

04:03Brooklyn.

04:04Hop right in.

04:05Hey, I'm in a hurry.

04:07If you don't mind, I first have to drop this little guy off.

04:10I said I'm in a hurry!

04:12Okay, okay.

04:14Anything that'll please the customer.

04:16Brooklyn, where's that?

04:18It's across the bridge over the river, but don't worry, I'll get you back here.

04:21You said you wanted a little fun, didn't you?

04:23If I wanted a sightseeing tour, I'd go on a bus!

04:27What are you worried about? I said I'd get you back, didn't I?

04:34Here you are, buddy.

04:35Brooklyn, how much do I owe you?

04:37I figure about $4.50. Make it $4 even.

04:39Here you are.

04:40Now, what did you say we're going?

04:42224 East 55th Street.

04:44Oh, yeah, that's right.

04:50Hey, what about that meter?

04:51Don't worry about the meter. Everything's going to be okay.

04:53Relax. Take in the sights.

04:54There's the Brooklyn Bridge. See it?

04:56See it? I feel like I'm buying it.

04:59I said don't worry about that meter.

05:01I told you we've got to keep it running or we'll both get arrested.

05:04Only nine more blocks to go and we'll be back at your hotel.

05:07It says $10 on the meter.

05:10I said don't worry about the meter, mister.

05:12Hey, look at that poor guy standing out there in the pouring rain.

05:16How about finding out where he wants to go?

05:18First take me home!

05:19Come on, don't be an old meanie.

05:22Where to, buddy?

05:23To the Bronx.

05:25Hop right in.

05:26And I'll hop right out here.

05:30Yeah.

05:31Thanks.

05:32Hey, you're a real gentleman.

05:36What are you doing with that towel?

05:37I'm just wringing it out a little bit.

05:39What for?

05:40Did you ever get hit with a wet towel?

05:43It sting.

05:45Put that towel down, buddy.

05:46That's company property.

05:47Hey, cut that out, will you?

05:48Ow!

05:49Ow!

05:50Ow!

05:51Ow!

05:52Ow!

05:53Ow!

05:54Ow!

05:55Ow!

05:56Ow!

05:57Ow!

05:58Ow!

05:59I said cut it out!

06:00Ow!

06:01I'll call a cop to help me.

06:02I'll call a cop.

06:03Did you say the Bronx?

06:04That's right.

06:07Hey, buddy, mind if I keep the flag up?

06:09That way we both have an edge.

06:11You get a break on affair, and I don't report it to the company.

06:14Young man, I'm gonna take your number down and send it right to the company.

06:18That's okay, bub.

06:19It ain't my cab.

Swifty and Shorty - Call Me A Taxi - 1964

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