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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

00:30Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

01:00All in! All out! Look alive!

01:08Come on, Shorty! Hit the deck!

01:11Hey, what's the big idea to wake me up, Swifty?

01:13Shorty, it's time for the whole nation to wake up before we all turn to jellyfish.

01:16Here, look at that. Does that give you any ideas?

01:19Boy, I'll say. I'd better get my eyes examined.

01:22Now, wait a minute. You're not going to take this lying down, are you?

01:25Gee, can I?

01:27Look at your bundle of flab, a tub of lard, all fat and no muscle.

01:31Well, nobody's perfect.

01:33What I could do for you with my knowledge of physical training.

01:35I'm going to put three inches of muscle on those arms.

01:38I'm going to turn those legs into steel coils.

01:40I'm going to make that paunchy stomach as flat as a washboard.

01:43I'm going to...

01:44You're going to make me sick.

01:46By the power vested in me by this newspaper article,

01:49I hereby order you to report for your physical training program first thing tomorrow morning.

01:58Come on, up and at'em.

02:08Now, Shorty, it's very important in a physical fitness program

02:11that you eat a good nourishing breakfast to give you plenty of fuel for the day ahead.

02:15Right?

02:16Right.

02:17Ouch! What's the idea?

02:19When you're overweight, it's more important to concentrate on your exercise.

02:23Ouch! What's the idea?

02:25When you're overweight, it's more important to cut down on fattening foods.

02:30It looks delicious.

02:36Could I have the hole in that donut when you're through with it?

02:39Too many calories.

02:44Whoops! Mealtime is over.

02:48It's time for the first exercise period.

02:50Don't you mean for the first exercise period?

02:53Here, carry these down to the gym.

02:55What are they?

02:56Indian clubs.

02:59Why don't we just give them back to the Indians?

03:04We'll start with calisthenics to loosen you up.

03:06Count of one, hands on hips.

03:08Two, bend over, touch toes.

03:09Three, raise feet to dangle from floor.

03:11Four, return to the original position.

03:16Shorty!

03:17I just remembered an appointment I had with a hammock.

03:19Écoute, mon ami, je fais tout ça pour ton bien.

03:22Tu veux être dans un tub de lard ou tu veux être en forme?

03:25Tu veux dire que j'ai une choix?

03:27Shorty, comment tu te sentais si, il y a quatre ans,

03:29nos pères se trouvaient sur cette brèche,

03:32et s'étouffaient avant de voir les blancs de leurs yeux?

03:34Que serait-il de notre grande nation

03:36si John Paul Jones n'avait pas dit aux marins de ne pas abandonner le bateau?

03:40Je te jure, chaque homme, chaque Jack et Yankee Doodle

03:44qui s'appelle le esprit de 76,

03:46qui a besoin de Betsy Ross et Barbara Fritchie

03:48pour se mettre en position et se mettre sur ses doigts

03:50et chanter l'ancienne chanson de Columbia,

03:52la jambe de l'océan,

03:53ton oncle Sam lui-même a dit à l'ancien San Juan Hill,

03:56parle doucement, mais porte cette message à Garcia.

04:09Commence à bouger, Shorty, et je te jeterai les clubs indiens.

04:17Comme ça, Swifty?

04:18C'est super, Shorty.

04:19Maintenant, attrape ces clubs.

04:24Attention!

04:26Prends ton temps!

04:28C'est super, Shorty.

04:29Tu as juste fait un double loop-twist.

04:34Wow! Un grand spread inverse.

04:36Tu es terrible, mon garçon.

04:38Je me fais mal au ventre. Je veux descendre.

04:41N'abandonne pas, Shorty.

04:42Un quitteur ne gagne jamais et un gagnant ne quitte jamais.

04:45D'accord.

04:47Donne-moi le reste des clubs indiens.

04:49C'est l'esprit, mon garçon.

04:51Un autre.

04:54Et un autre.

04:56Et le reste.

05:01Maintenant.

05:03C'est appelé le flingue-bombe.

05:07Et tu es le but.

05:09Non, attends une minute, Shorty.

05:11N'abandonne pas le bateau.

05:13Feu, un.

05:16Contrôle-toi, Shorty. Contrôle-toi.

05:19Ne tire pas jusqu'à ce que tu vois les blancs dans leurs yeux.

05:22Feu, deux.

05:25Tu m'as mis dans le siège d'autoroute.

05:30Rappelle-toi le but.

05:32Feu, trois.

05:37Elle tire.

05:38J'ai quitté. Je me surrends.

05:40Tu dis quoi ?

05:42Rien.

05:43Rien ?

06:00C'est trop loin, Shorty.

06:01Continues à marcher, Swifty.

06:03Je pourrais être arrêté pour de la trahison.

06:06Dans une démocratie, tout le monde a le droit d'être écouté, Swifty.

06:09Même un homme fat.

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