Total DramaRama S02E38 Baby Brother Blues

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Beth gets a baby brother, but finds a family at the zoo in fear of getting replaced. Meanwhile, back at the daycare, Owen and Noah stall Beth's mother to keep her from finding out what's going on.

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00:00Attention, attention! Big Beth announcement!

00:04I'm getting a baby brother! Woo!

00:11Wait, why don't I hear any celebrating?

00:14She must still think this is a good thing.

00:17Poor Sap.

00:20Beth, do you have any idea what having a baby sibling is really like?

00:25Sure I do. It's great right here.

00:28What's this?

00:29It's a sympathy card.

00:31Sorry, you've been replaced?

00:33Don't you see? You're getting swapped out for the latest model.

00:36Think about it.

00:39Meet the all-new Baby 4000 GT featuring the sweetest button nose

00:43and those adorable chubby wittle arms.

00:46An upgraded deluxe giggle also comes standard.

00:49Parents, forget the other kids. You'll get it right with this one.

00:52New babies. Better than you. Period.

00:56So, you getting the picture?

00:58Hilarious. You guys do great jokes, but I think I'll ask an adult.

01:04Whoa, whoa, Chef! I just asked if what they said was true.

01:07You don't have to make a big production out of it.

01:10Life is easy for an only child.

01:13It's all peaches and cream.

01:16But now you have a brand new baby sibling

01:20to trample on your dreams.

01:24It's the worst.

01:27It's the worst when you're the one who was born first.

01:30What can you do?

01:31Because number two takes all the attention away from you.

01:34Keep an eye on your cookie.

01:36Half of them go to the rookie.

01:38Hey!

01:40You'll put on a fancy show just as good as any crows.

01:44But all the oohs and ohs are for the bubbles that he blows.

01:48Oh!

01:50Throw up.

01:53Throw a hissy when your mom is bro or sissy.

01:56You'll get so mad that you'll just want to burst.

01:59When you're first, it's the worst.

02:01It's the worst to be first.

02:03It's the worst when you're first.

02:05When you're first.

02:11Wait.

02:13So no one has anything nice to say about becoming a big sister?

02:17Well, really, there is...

02:18Whoa, look at the clock.

02:20That musical number took all day.

02:22It's pick-up time.

02:23What?

02:24No!

02:25Oh, no.

02:26I'm not going to become some kind of second-class citizen in my own home.

02:29I'm out of here.

02:30Check.

02:31Car keys.

02:32You got it, Beth.

02:33Wait.

02:34Why do you need my...

02:36Ah!

02:37My car!

02:39I think you have a bigger problem than your car.

02:42Beth's mom is here.

02:44I gotta find Beth, but who's going to keep her mom busy?

02:48Leave it to us, Chef.

02:50Hmm.

02:51I'm not sure where you came from, sir, but you do seem to be tall enough for the job.

02:55You're hired.

02:56But how am I going to track down Beth without my car?

02:59Don't worry, Chef.

03:00I got you covered.

03:01Remember what I got for my birthday?

03:05Hold on.

03:06Is that my bumper?

03:07And my muffler?

03:08Come on, Beth!

03:09Keep it on the road!

03:10Huh?

03:11Where did that come from?

03:12Duh-duh-duh-duh!

03:13Duh-duh-duh-duh!

03:14Ugh.

03:15Chef's car is a total lemon.

03:16Ah.

03:17Good old zoo.

03:18You never let me down.

03:19Welcome.

03:20You're in luck.

03:21It's little siblings getting free day.

03:22Oh.

03:23But I'm just a big sister.

03:24Ew!

03:25Twenty bucks!

03:26So when's it my turn to be the head?

03:27I don't know.

03:28I don't know.

03:29I don't know.

03:30I don't know.

03:31I don't know.

03:32I don't know.

03:33I don't know.

03:34I don't know.

03:36My turn to be the head.

03:37Hello?

03:38Oh!

03:39Too late.

03:40Hello?

03:41Beth?

03:42Hello?

03:43Greetings, Mrs. Beth's Mom.

03:45I am Chef's supply teacher because he is away with, uh, uh, butt flu.

03:51Uh, okay.

03:53Well, I'm looking for Beth.

03:55She's usually first out when she knows dinner is rump-roast.

03:57Rump!

04:00Well, I can assure you that Beth is safely here in the school.

04:04But... we're conducting parent-teacher interviews, and, um, it's your turn!

04:11Oh, uh, well, I didn't receive an email about this, but...

04:15Shoot, I could use some adult company.

04:18After all, I'm about to be drowning in poopy diapers again any day now.

04:22Eww!

04:24Ahem, ahem, ahem.

04:25Uh, what my tummy meant to say is, eww, wonderful!

04:31Of course, Beth loves the zoo. At least she's somewhere safe.

04:38Or she's already lizard food.

04:41Hold on, Beth! Chefs are coming!

04:45Hello, Mama Baboon. I bet you treat all your kids with respect, don't you?

04:50Fun fact! The mama snakes only have a first baby snake so they can feed it to newer, more important baby snakes.

04:57That can't be right!

05:01Eh, busted. I made that up to freak people out!

05:06I guess being a big sister really is the worst thing ever.

05:11Ooh, no babies, huh?

05:13Well, looks like you're my new mom and dad!

05:18Yep, it's like a one-kid soccer team in here. Look!

05:25And it's the strangest thing. With this baby, chocolate makes me want to barf,

05:29but I can't get enough of pickles and melted ice cream. See?

05:33Eww! Pickles give me terrible diarrhea, and so does my tummy.

05:37But I've never tried them together.

05:40No, no, no, no, no!

05:42Oh, I hate this!

05:44Beth! Beth!

05:46Chef, over here!

05:48Beth, you get out of there right now!

05:51Forget it, humans! My new giant turkey family loves me and would never trade me in for a new model!

05:56Ha! Turkeys? Those are cassowaries!

05:59They eat turkeys for breakfast.

06:01Not true.

06:03Got me again! But they are vicious predators! Check this out!

06:13Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

06:21Well, how'd you like that? A turkey dinner!

06:25I'm not a turkey!

06:27I'm not a turkey!

06:29Well, how'd you like that? A tiny toot, but no diarrhea!

06:34It's an ice cream miracle!

06:36Wait, that wasn't me.

06:38Yeah, it was me.

06:40Oh dear, it's happening. Beth's baby brother is on his way!

06:45What?

06:52Gwen, go find me eleven herbs and spices, cause these birds are going to Friartown.

06:58Ha!

07:01Okay, time to take care of business.

07:05Mom! Dad! Stop fighting! He's my teacher!

07:09Get back here, you overgrown feather duster!

07:13Oh yeah, this is going viral for sure.

07:18That egg must be for their morning omelet!

07:23I saved the most important meal of the day.

07:25Huh?

07:27Whoa! This isn't breakfast! It's another dumb baby!

07:32I'm still going to be a big sister! Well, that's just great!

07:39Whoa! I guess you are kinda cute.

07:43Maybe being a big sister isn't that bad.

07:46It's not. You only got half of the story.

07:49There's a good side to having little brothers and sisters too.

07:52There is? Like what?

07:53Help! Please help!

07:55You can blame them for the bad stuff you did.

07:58You get the new clothes, and they get your old ones.

08:01And they look up to you like you're the coolest person ever.

08:04Even if you're a total doofus.

08:06Really?

08:07Really.

08:08There isn't a lot of bodily fluids here!

08:10Come on, let's get you back to school.

08:13It's way past pick-up time, and your mom's probably freaking out.

08:16I forgot she's making rum toast for dinner!

08:19Bye little bro!

08:20Hey! What about Chef? Come back! Come back!

08:30There you are! You need to go to Chef's office right now!

08:34Huh? Why? Wait, what's that sound?

08:37Mom!

08:39It's okay, sweetie. Come meet your new brother.

08:42That's him? You had the baby here?

08:45Where are Owen and Noah?

08:47Is it over?

08:48I think that broke my brain. Remind me not to be a doctor when I grow up.

08:52Or a mommy.

08:54Hold him. He's not going to bite.

08:57Hello, baby bro. I'm your big sister, Beth.

09:01Um, what's happening?

09:04Isn't it obvious?

09:06No, I mean out there.

09:11I knew it! My brain is broken!

09:15Where's Beth?

09:16And the baby!

09:24Attention, attention! Big Beth announcement! I'm a big sister!

09:30So, who are you eating first?

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