Total DramaRama S03E20 A Dingo Ate My Duncan

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When all of their classmates are replaced with well-behaved Australian doppelgangers in a school exchange program, Lightning and Cody start getting suspicious.

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00:00Gather round, kids! I've got something you'll hate!

00:03It's a slideshow of my weekend trip to Australia!

00:08Oh yeah, there's the hate.

00:10Wait, weekend trip? It takes a whole day just to get there.

00:13You'd have to fly back the second you landed.

00:16And that's exactly what I did!

00:18Now here's a slideshow of my trip to Australia's...

00:21Airport!

00:22Here's me posing with some wildlife posters.

00:24Here's me trying to grub sandwich.

00:26Me throwing up into the pouch of a stuffed kangaroo.

00:29Me finding out it's a real kangaroo.

00:31Me getting kicked through a genuine Australian wall.

00:34And there I am back on the plane.

00:37That's it? Y'all didn't even leave the plane barn.

00:40Nope, never left the airport.

00:42But I bought one of these.

00:44They call it a boomerang.

00:46B-b-boomerang.

00:52Duncan, no! Bad Duncan!

00:59Oh, now you've done it!

01:02Look! It's coming back this way!

01:06It's like it read my mind!

01:08See, Duncan? Boomerangs are very dangerous.

01:11Just a few more throws and we're taking it back inside.

01:14I can't remember anything.

01:16It's fine. You didn't know anything.

01:18I should be angry right now, but I've taken on the Australian mantra.

01:23No worries, mate!

01:25My car!

01:28Oh, now I got worries!

01:30Oof!

01:31Duncan, my office!

01:33Now!

01:34Oof!

01:35Oof!

01:36Oof!

01:37Oof!

01:38Oof!

01:39Oof!

01:40Oof!

01:41Oof!

01:42Oof!

01:43Oof!

01:44Oof!

01:45Oof!

01:46Oof!

01:47Oof!

01:48Oof!

01:49I wonder why it always hits Cody?

01:50Quit hugging it!

01:51We all wanna hurt Cody!

01:52Oof!

01:53Oof!

01:54Oof!

01:55Lightning won't let you hurt this poor little boy!

01:57Boomerang!

01:58You just got yourself a time out!

02:00Oof!

02:01Oof!

02:02Ooh, sorry, Cody.

02:05Here, I got this.

02:12There you go, Cody.

02:14Just hold that ice pack and you'll be okay.

02:16Thank you, Lightning.

02:17This is all Duncan's fault.

02:19I hope Chef punishes him good.

02:21Glass, I have an announcement.

02:23Duncan liked my slideshow so much,

02:24he decided to move to Australia as part of a student exchange program.

02:28He just up and went to Australia?

02:30Allegedly, yes.

02:31And in his place, we will be hosting, um, Dinkin'.

02:35G'day, everyone. I'm Dinkin' I.M.

02:38How you going?

02:41I know what you're thinking.

02:43How could Dinkin' already be here if it's a 24-hour flight?

02:46Well, he left yesterday.

02:47So if you were thinking about it, stop. Right now.

02:49Thinking about what?

02:51Good job, Cody.

02:52And ignore that Dinkin' looks exactly like Duncan, too,

02:54because he isn't Duncan.

02:56Well, of course, Dinkin' ain't Duncan.

02:58Yeah, their names are different.

03:00And Dinkin' talks way too weird to be Duncan.

03:04Mmm, lightning's not so sure.

03:07Yes, you are.

03:07Play nice.

03:12Cody, let's run a little Duncan test on this guy.

03:15Okie dokie.

03:16Hello.

03:17Duncan?

03:18That's a wee blunder there, mate.

03:19I'm Dinkin'.

03:20I'm Dinkin'.

03:20Right.

03:21So, anyway, wouldn't you rather dig an escape tunnel?

03:24Or hook me on the ceiling fan by my underwear?

03:27Ooh, that sounds like fun.

03:29Huh?

03:30No, it does not.

03:31Making teachers happy as our Australian kids have fun.

03:34Okay.

03:36What part of Australia are you from?

03:38North Kangaroo Town?

03:40That sounds real.

03:41Yeah, maybe he is legit.

03:42Hey, I have a cousin I hate in Australia.

03:44Where exactly is North Kangaroo Town?

03:47I'd be happy to show you on a map.

03:49Follow me, please.

03:51Da-da-da-da-da!

03:52Ha-ha!

03:52Okay, children.

03:56Allow me to introduce another Aussie exchange student.

03:59Gwen!

04:00Hello.

04:01I'm Gwen.

04:02My hobbies include being obedient.

04:04And that's all.

04:05Uh...

04:07And before you all start saying she looks like Gwen,

04:10she doesn't.

04:11Alright, I'll tell you the truth.

04:13But you can't tell the kids.

04:14I went to Australia for a reason.

04:18Psst!

04:18Over here, mate.

04:19You got the mind control device...

04:21I mean, mind make better devices?

04:24Yep.

04:25These bad boys would turn the baddest boy into an angel on the barbie.

04:29They were designed to turn Tasmanian devils into butlers.

04:32But they'll work on it, kid.

04:33I'll take one, please.

04:34They come in packs of twelve.

04:36Take it or leave it.

04:37But...

04:38Fine, I'll take it.

04:40You got the payment?

04:42One bottle of pure maple syrup.

04:44Crikey!

04:46One more thing.

04:47Keep them necklaces away from magnets, all thou...

04:49Yeah, yeah, you got your syrup.

04:51Listening to boring instructions wasn't part of the deal.

04:54I was just gonna use one necklace on Duncan.

04:57But Gwen started asking questions.

04:59What was I supposed to do?

05:00But that's it.

05:01Two kids.

05:02Done.

05:04Hey, Gwen.

05:06So where in Australia are you?

05:07North Kangaroo Town.

05:08I can confirm that's a real place.

05:10Just ask me and I'll tell you.

05:12Is it a real place?

05:14It is.

05:15Her story checks out.

05:16Sorry, Cody.

05:17Would you like to be my mate?

05:19What's that?

05:20It means friend.

05:21Okay.

05:22And what's that?

05:23I'd like to be your friend.

05:25Huh.

05:26I've never heard those words in that order.

05:28Something smells good in here.

05:31That be these...

05:33Gator cookies.

05:34I made them for chef, but you could try one.

05:36Gator biscuits.

05:41Hey, heads up, farm face.

05:44Huh?

05:46Help yourself, Sugar.

05:47Duncan, is that you in there?

05:49Huh.

05:50I knew something was up.

05:51Now they'll go talk to chef and get this all sorted out.

05:54Lightning, Cody, meet Sugar, Ewan, and Ozzy.

05:58They're also exchange students and definitely not anyone else we might know.

06:01Good eye.

06:02Good eye.

06:03Good eye.

06:03Good dog.

06:04I'm from Australia.

06:07Whoa, okay.

06:10Let's get you back to my office and try a different one.

06:12A different what?

06:14We're about to apply a good old Ozzy Rules game called Clean the School.

06:19Want to join us?

06:20Oh, that sounds like fun.

06:22No, no we do not.

06:24Shoot yourself, mate.

06:25Do kids clean for fun?

06:28Nuh-uh, never.

06:30Something is going down and we're going to get to the bottom of it.

06:32Right, Cody?

06:33Cody?

06:34Now I get it.

06:36Cleaning is fun.

06:37Hey, you all have the same necklace.

06:40Cool.

06:40Can I have one?

06:41You don't need a necklace, Cody.

06:43You're already nice.

06:44Cody, get away from the...

06:46A non-cleaner!

06:48This bloke, on the other hand, might need a necklace.

06:50Come on, we have one for you in chef's office.

06:52You ain't stuffing me down under.

06:57Come on, Cody.

06:58Ozzy Rule.

07:11Oh!

07:12Yeah!

07:14Touch it down!

07:15Why do you open all those doors with my face?

07:17Wana-ba-sa-ru!

07:19Wana-ba-sa-ru!

07:21Looks like they got me.

07:22Too bad they don't have more cleaning to do.

07:24Cleaning?

07:25Cody, you're a genius!

07:27Keep making a mess and they won't be able to resist cleaning it!

07:30Wana-ba-sa-ru!

07:35Wana-ba-sa-ru!

07:37No worries!

07:38No worries!

07:40No worries!

07:42Uh-oh!

07:43We're cleaned out!

07:45Cody!

07:46I'm going to be brainwashed!

07:47But I want you to remember that I was always your mate!

07:53I'll save you, Lightning!

07:56Cody, no!

08:01Ow!

08:02Ow!

08:03Magnets, not you too!

08:05The Magnets!

08:11Mmm!

08:12Gator biscuits!

08:13Thanks to yourself, fartfish!

08:16The Magnets, Cody!

08:17The Magnets!

08:20Wana-ba-sa-ru!

08:21Don't worry!

08:22I'll put them back!

08:23No!

08:24Throw them at the Ozzy's!

08:25Wana-ba-sa-ru!

08:27Throw them!

08:28Okay, Lightning!

08:30Wana-ba-sa-ru!

08:35Why do my cheeks hurt?

08:44Was I smiling?

08:46And my hands!

08:47Was I cleaning?

08:49Just look at this place!

08:51Hurry!

08:51Put all the filth back where it belongs!

08:57Cody!

08:58You saved me!

08:59Of course!

09:00It's way better to have one real friend

09:02than a bunch of mind-washed ones.

09:04Even I know that!

09:06Thanks, buddy!

09:07What are we gonna do about Chef?

09:08Holy mad!

09:10I know just how to handle that!

09:13My fellow students,

09:15allow me to introduce our new,

09:17much nicer foreign exchange teacher,

09:19Chef!

09:20G'day, Joey's and Jillies!

09:22I'm Chef, your new teacher from down under.

09:24Who wants boomerangs and pizza?

09:26Oh, Chef, you really are the best!

09:33Oh!

09:34Come on, man!

09:36Duck, duck, duck!

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