Total DramaRama S03E16 Dial B for Birder

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Harold uncovers a secret plot that Chef's new parrot is hatching and tries to save his teacher only to discover that Sugar figured it out before him. Or did she?

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00:00Da-da-da-da!

00:02Whoa!

00:04Whoa! Nice, Chef! Did you win the lottery?

00:08Nope, but close!

00:10Last night, I had dinner at the King Steak Outhouse.

00:13Where if you eat the whole cow in seven minutes, you become a king.

00:17And I did it!

00:19Cow stories are boring! Let's go, guys!

00:22Wait! That's not all.

00:24As I dragged myself home, I made a new friend.

00:27Meet Tommy Wiseau!

00:30Wiseau means bird in French.

00:33He can talk?

00:36I'm talking!

00:38I'm a bird!

00:43I better lay out some newspaper for Izzy.

00:46Why y'all standing around?

00:48My show is about to start!

00:50Chef got a beautiful new parrot.

00:52A bird? That's the hold-up?

00:54Big dumb eyes and sharp, gross feet?

00:56Cover your ears, Tommy!

00:58Tommy? Wait, he doesn't have ears.

01:00Incorrect!

01:01Birds have no external structure to their ears, which allows them to better hear if a predator is above or below them.

01:08Hey, Nerdopedia! Get back to the stage! We got a show to do!

01:12But, Sugar! I want to see the birdie!

01:18Uh-oh! She's overheating again! And that stage looks flammable!

01:21Come on! Let's go watch whatever it is Sugar wants to bore us with!

01:25Whoa!

01:30Whoa!

01:31Whoa is right! Their eyeballs ain't never seen nothing like this!

01:35Um, Sugar?

01:36Oh, look at my bird doing nothing!

01:40That bird's trying to show us up! We gotta up our game!

01:44Time to improvise!

01:46Ah! Harold's dancing was lit!

01:49Aw, thanks, birdie!

01:50Time for the sleet! Hey!

01:55Sugar! Are you okay?

01:57Uh-huh! But I think I broke Harold's face bone!

01:59I broke Harold's face bone!

02:02That's exactly how Sugar said it, Tommy!

02:07Wow! You just made this show good!

02:09Yes, I did!

02:12Okay, kids, sit tight as I get Harold to a doctor!

02:18Good news, everyone! Thanks to Harold's broken face bone, our next trip to the hospital is free!

02:24Can I draw on your cast?

02:26Oh, you want me to catch you first? Okay!

02:31Hmm, which amazing trick should I do for my next show?

02:36Ah! Give up, you're talentless!

02:40What?! Tommy! Bad!

02:44Okay, let me go get some snacks for you guys!

02:47Tommy did a great job breaking into sugar!

02:49A hard truth like that is always better coming from a bird!

02:53Talentless?! I hate that bird!

02:56There! All done!

03:00What?

03:03Did Izzy give me a silly face?

03:05No sillier than your real one!

03:07Oh, good!

03:08Yeah, Harold!

03:09Maybe when the cast comes off, you'll look completely different and be a good-looking kid!

03:13Ouch!

03:14Rawr!

03:15Chef-y, want a latte?

03:16Thanks, Tommy! You are talented!

03:19You even put chocolate sprinkles on top!

03:21I hope there's sprinkles!

03:23You want to see real talent?

03:28Oh, my latte!

03:32Chef! Chef!

03:33Chef!

03:34That latte!

03:35You should look at...

03:36Tommy!

03:37Who is your best friend?

03:39Oh, Tommy!

03:40You truly are the most talented person in this room!

03:44Can you believe that latte stunt?

03:46I'll show him who's the most talented person in the room!

03:49Time for me to do some banjoin'!

03:51I'm gonna make that parrot look like a turkey!

03:55And then, against all odds, the Slow Turtle won the race!

04:00The end!

04:01Whoa!

04:02I bet a lot of people lost serious money on that race!

04:06Ugh!

04:07It's like a really bad sound that's loud!

04:10Wait!

04:11There's a much better sound!

04:13Hey!

04:14There!

04:15I can hear Tommy's music better now!

04:16Join me, Chef!

04:17You want me to play the piano?

04:18Okay!

04:19Count me in, Tommy!

04:20I think my part is coming up!

04:21See?

04:22Woo!

04:23Woo!

04:24Woo!

04:25Woo!

04:26Woo!

04:27Woo!

04:28Woo!

04:29Woo!

04:30Woo!

04:31Woo!

04:32Woo!

04:34Woo!

04:35Woo!

04:36Woo!

04:37Woo!

04:38Woo!

04:39Woo!

04:40Woo!

04:41Woo!

04:42Woo!

04:43Woo!

04:44Woo!

04:45Woo!

04:47Woo!

04:48Sugar!

04:49You wrecked our perfect song!

04:51ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

04:54And my perfect plan!

04:57Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

04:59Come on, kids!

05:01My next show's gonna be the biggest and bassest show ever!

05:03You'll see!

05:10Is Bird evil?

05:12Evil? Ouch!

05:18Bing-bong.

05:19Oh, was that you, Tommy? Solid doorbell impression.

05:23Am I supposed to open the door? Is there a surprise outside for me?

05:28Yes, and you'll be shocked.

05:31Okay, then.

05:32Showtime!

05:33Huh?

05:34What my other shows was missing was production value.

05:37Not anymore!

05:39Sugar, turn that off!

05:41Sugar!

05:42Chef, don't forget the bing-bong.

05:45Chef, bing-bong!

05:48Okay, Tommy, okay.

05:52Are they supposed to do that?

05:54Okay, who could it be?

06:02No one's there.

06:04Oh, Tommy, you practical joker.

06:08Now I better go flip the breaker and get the power back on.

06:15Something bad about Tommy and I'm about to find out what.

06:20I'm about to find out what.

06:25Hey!

06:26Show me everything you have on bird crimes.

06:30New plan.

06:31If I can't beat a bird, I'm gonna eliminate it from the competition.

06:35Cause when something tries to steal my spotlight, it gets got.

06:40Hey, everybody!

06:41Look how high I'm getting!

06:43Guys!

06:44Come and see!

06:45I lost Shantish!

06:46Wow!

06:47Hey, everybody!

06:48Pick up to the Cody!

06:49Wow!

06:50I'm like a pumpkin!

06:51I ain't new showing Debbie a shankashel!

06:56Uh-huh!

06:57Nobody!

06:58I'm trying sugar!

06:59Or you end up in the ground!

07:09Ha!

07:10Ha!

07:11Ha!

07:12Ha!

07:13Ha!

07:14Ha!

07:15Ha!

07:16Ha!

07:17Ha!

07:18Ha!

07:19Oh!

07:20Why is this so hard?

07:21Rich man in coma after eating poison crackers.

07:25Affluent woman nearly drowns in bird bath.

07:28In every case, a wealthy victim owned a parrot that went missing, and their bank accounts were emptied.

07:34Ha!

07:35Hold on!

07:36There's also surveillance footage I forgot to look at from the bank!

07:44That bird is Tommy!

07:46That is one bad bird.

07:48Tommy wants a cracker. Okay. Here I come top. Whoops forgot the crackers

08:04Oh, please this ain't my first gator pick dance

08:18Don't hurt Tommy. Why are you doing this? Timmy is a board. Timmy is burp

08:28Tommy is a burglar look

08:31Harold, this is just a picture of Tommy on top of some money

08:42Really, but why did Tommy target me? I'm not rich what but you're a king

08:48Only the king of the steak outhouse

08:51It was a costume a costume. Oh

08:54You're the worst

08:56Time for this bird to be a jailbird glad we got here before you became one of its victims sugar

09:03That's why you went after Tommy

09:06You saved me

09:09Um yeah

09:11Exactly

09:12I got no idea what anyone's talking about

09:15But as long as everyone loves me and that bird is going to jail

09:18I won

09:24You know why I'm here Tommy

09:26Can you do the doorbell trick for old time's sake?

09:29I miss you so much

09:32You betray me

09:34Don't come back here

09:38You

09:44You

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