Total DramaRama S03E14 Cody the Barbarian

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Cody is set to inherit a video game empire from his long-lost uncle, but only if he and his friends have what it takes to conquer a fantastical live-action video game.

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00:00Cody!

00:02There's a wizard here to see you.

00:05This episode got weird fast.

00:07Gosh, are you a real wizard?

00:09There's no such thing as wizards.

00:11I'm only dressed like this because my rent ain't gonna pay itself.

00:14It would if you were a wizard.

00:16Which brings us back to there's no such thing as wizards.

00:19Sounds like you just need to believe in yourself more.

00:22Oh, good. A toddler who's a motivational speaker.

00:25Just what the world needs.

00:27Anywho, I'm on the clock here, so...

00:32Heed me, O Cody.

00:33Your late uncle hath sent me to giveth you to an epic quest.

00:37Worthy heir, will thy proveth yourself to be?

00:40Wow.

00:43I do not understand you.

00:45Okay, plain English.

00:47Cody, your great uncle, Larry Consul, has passed away.

00:51Larry Consul? CEO of the Larry Consul Corp?

00:54And the greatest video game creator of all time?

00:57Yep, that's Cody's uncle.

00:59And Cody inherits everything if he can beat this game Larry left behind for him.

01:04Consulia Quest.

01:06After entering the Consulia world, all you need to do is find the crown,

01:10place it on your head, and sit upon the royal throne.

01:12You can take five friends to help you complete this dangerous quest.

01:16Cody, let me help you get to that throne.

01:18I will be your humble servant, because I am the best.

01:22Wow, okay.

01:23I play all your uncle's games, so I know the Consulia world.

01:27My knowledge would be invaluable.

01:29Welcome to Team Cody.

01:31Can I join too?

01:33This doesn't sound nerdy and boring to me at all.

01:37I've read through this scroll.

01:39The first person who sits on the throne with the crown on their head

01:42gets Larry's fortune.

01:44Forget helping Cody, I'm gonna get rich!

01:48What?

01:49I'm so in!

01:50Ugh, I'll deal with him later.

01:53You both wanna help Cody?

01:55Nothing brings me happiness like Cody's happiness.

01:58Aw!

01:59Bug train coming!

02:01Hug-a-hug-a-hug-a-hug-a-hug-a-hug-a-choo-choo!

02:04Keep it in the station, doofus!

02:06Cody's the best.

02:07I think about being his friend all the time.

02:10Well, I'm not sure that I can be any happier right now.

02:14What a great team!

02:15I don't know where you're going, but I just pooped a loaf of bread

02:18that clogs Chef's toilet for life!

02:20I should get out of town for a bit.

02:22And that makes five.

02:24My super team is assembled!

02:31Okay!

02:34I'm gonna help my buddy Cody win this inheritance.

02:37With me on his team, it's a guaranteed win!

02:40Once I activate the game, you'll be sucked into console's digital fantasy world.

02:44Good luck!

02:48So they're gone forever, right?

02:50Nope.

02:51Oh.

02:52We're inside Consolia!

02:55And we're dressed as different classes to reflect our abilities inside the game!

03:00Cody, you're a noble knight!

03:02Brave and skilled with a sword!

03:04At home my mom cuts my meat for me!

03:07I'm a wizard!

03:08Beth's a stealthy thief!

03:10Lashana's a berserker warrior!

03:12Duncan's a jester who can entertain us all with his bedazzled hoops!

03:17I will not be doing that!

03:18And Lightning is a bard, capable of brightening a mood with his loot!

03:23I can't protect Cody with the loot!

03:25Lashana, give me one of your axes!

03:27Try that again, and you'll get an axe in the worst way possible!

03:31We should move!

03:32This is the Dragon Forest!

03:33Errol!

03:34What's up with this guy?

03:39Run!

03:40I like this game!

03:44Whoa!

03:45What just happened?

03:47If you bite it in the game, it ejects you back into the real world!

03:50That is so disappointing!

03:52So what do we do now?

03:54Uh, head to the village to find the crown, obviously!

03:58I mean, about the dragon!

04:00Oh, keep running!

04:01Ooh, getting dragged makes my bum hot!

04:04Hold up!

04:05The dragon's gonna catch up to us any minute!

04:08Yes, it will!

04:09And I've got a plan that'll get rid of Harold, Cody, and Lightning!

04:14Did it just be me against you for the inheritance?

04:17I'm in!

04:18Okay, here's the plan!

04:19Quick break to catch our breath, then we keep moving!

04:24Oh, I'm good to go!

04:25Best.

04:26Day.

04:27Ever!

04:28I mean, other than Beth getting roasted like a wiener by a dragon.

04:31If I had a weapon instead of a loot, I'd show that dragon who's boss!

04:35We should get moving again!

04:37Gotcha!

04:38Whoa!

04:39What are you doing?

04:40Making you into a dragon snack!

04:42Lashawna, get Cody and Harold!

04:44Lashawna?

04:45Ah!

04:46Nobody messes with my team!

04:49Nice one, Lashawna!

04:51Wait!

04:52This was her plan!

04:53And why would we believe you?

04:56Just because I tried to feed you to a dragon in order to steal Cody's fortune doesn't mean

05:00I'm a liar!

05:02Dragon!

05:03Ah!

05:04Ah!

05:05I'd love to stay and watch you get eaten, but I'm off to get rich!

05:09Ah!

05:10Ah!

05:11Ah!

05:12I'm okay!

05:13Ah!

05:14Yes.

05:16This game rots.

05:18Is that...

05:19Cody?

05:20Yes!

05:21Heavy wearing the crown!

05:22But if that's me, then who am I?

05:23It's just a statue, Cody.

05:24But we need that crown.

05:25And since no one's guarding it...

05:26Lightning!

05:27No!

05:28Ah!

05:29That was close!

05:30But it looks like you got away clean!

05:31Yeah, unless you check my pants.

05:32Hey, he's gone!

05:33Crown time!

05:34No!

05:35Ah!

05:36Ah!

05:37Ah!

05:38Ah!

05:39Ah!

05:40Ah!

05:41Ah!

05:42Ah!

05:43Ah!

05:44Ah!

05:45Ah!

05:46Ah!

05:47Ah!

05:48Ah!

05:49Ah!

05:50Ah!

05:51Ah!

05:52Ah!

05:53Ah!

05:54Why would you do...

05:55Coast is clear!

05:56Here I go!

05:57What is wrong with you?

05:58It's like he appears whenever someone enters the square.

06:01Yes!

06:02That's what he does!

06:03Guess you can thank Lightning for figuring that out.

06:05Way to go, Lightning!

06:07Harold, you're a wizard! Use a spell to get rid of him!

06:10Do it, Harold!

06:12There are no spells for a cyclops! Check for yourself!

06:15I can't believe I'm the only one who knows that!

06:17So what will work?

06:20Music! Lightning!

06:22If you play a lullaby on your lute, you can put the cyclops to sleep!

06:26I don't know how to play a lute!

06:28Who pay to hear this noise?

06:30Wow! I do know how to play a lute!

06:32Of course! You're a bard!

06:37Whoa!

06:40Sing him a lullaby!

06:42I don't know any lullabas!

06:44I love to sing!

06:45I'm singing you a lullaby, so please close your giant eye.

06:50Please don't blow us and make a mess.

06:52Your breath smells like human flesh.

06:55All we want is the crown, so please haul face first to...

07:00The crown!

07:04Sweet dreams, my new friend.

07:06Nice! We should head to the castle!

07:10Yes! Throne, here I come!

07:13Why don't you carry the crown for you?

07:15Thanks, Lashawna.

07:16But my doctor says I need to exercise my neck muscles.

07:19She said it's like a bendy straw wrapped in skin.

07:22There's the throne!

07:24I got you here, just like I said I would.

07:28Hark!

07:29Anyone who seeks the throne must defeat me!

07:32Challenge accepted!

07:34Challenge rescinded!

07:38Give me that crown!

07:41I might have a spell to get rid of him!

07:43He wants the crown!

07:44You guys, play keep away!

07:46Oh, good!

07:47Here's your spell book!

07:52Ooh, a whole chapter on knight sweats!

07:54Pleasant here, Cody!

07:59Cody, catch!

08:00Consolian knight that we flee, heed my words and obey me.

08:06Abra...

08:08Oh, no!

08:10The next page is missing!

08:11Lashawna, take it!

08:13Yes!

08:14The inheritance is mine!

08:16Sorry I ripped so many pages out of your spell book, Harold!

08:19Bye!

08:20Bye!

08:26Huzzah!

08:27I hope this doesn't hurt.

08:29It's going to...

08:30We got the crown.

08:32Now we just need to get past that guy.

08:34I promised myself I'd get you that inheritance.

08:37Let me distract him.

08:38You get to the throne.

08:39No.

08:40I never have made it this far without you.

08:42You take the crown and get to the throne.

08:44I'll stall him.

08:45Cody, no.

08:47You'll never survive.

08:48Go!

08:49Cody, you were going to sacrifice yourself for your friend.

08:59This makes you worthy of the win.

09:01Congratulations.

09:07Welcome back.

09:08You won the quest, so the fortune is yours.

09:10Congrats, kid.

09:11Mission accomplished.

09:13Wait, friendship triumphed?

09:15This ending feels off for me.

09:16She's not wrong.

09:19Yeah, that's not really how things work around here.

09:22Well, I don't know what to tell you.

09:24This is it.

09:25Finally, download complete.

09:28Huzzah!

09:29Oh, boy.

09:33Yeah, much better.

09:34Much better.

09:36Duck, duck, duck!

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