Total DramaRama S03E15 TP2: Judgement Bidet

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When the city experiences a toilet paper shortage, Beth and Harold investigate and discover it's their old rival Sewer Mike who is the mastermind behind it all.

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00:00PANIC IN THE STREETS AS THE TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE HITS WEEK 11

00:07GET YOUR LEAVES HERE BIG SOFT ASSORTED LEAVES

00:11THE POLICE HAVE NO LEAVES

00:13THIS IS TERRIBLE BETH I'M DOWN TO MY LAST COMIC BOOK

00:17IRONICALLY IT'S THE BROWN COBRA NUMBER TWO

00:20AND I HAD TO USE MY BEST TEDDY

00:22HE'S JUST NOT THE SAME ANYMORE

00:25LAST NIGHT I WANTED TO TP MY NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE BUT HAD TO USE STREAMERS

00:30THEY THOUGHT I WAS THROWING THEM A PARTY

00:33THEY THANKED ME

00:36AWW LET'S DRY THOSE TEARS

00:38ANYWAY OLD CHEF HERE HAS A GREAT FIX FOR THE TOILET PAPER PROBLEM

00:42MEET THE SHRED PRO 5000

00:44IT'LL TURN ALL YOUR CRUMBY ART PROJECTS INTO SOMETHING WITH ACTUAL VALUE

00:48FOR WIPING BUTTS

00:50WATCH

00:51HEY I WAS REALLY PROUD OF THAT

00:53MAYBE YOU SHOULD SET THAT BAR A LITTLE HIGHER

01:04HUH NOT MUCH ROOM FOR ERROR

01:06BUT IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING

01:08I FEEL ESPECIALLY BAD FOR OWEN

01:10HE'S BEEN HOLDING IT SINCE THE TOILET PAPER SHORTED STARTED

01:13HOW YOU FEELING BUDDY

01:15LIKE FOUR CHOCOLATE PUDDINGS CRAMMED INTO ONE CUP

01:17THIS TP MYSTERY NEEDS TO GET SALT RIGHT NOW

01:20OR I'M GOING TO EXPLODE

01:22I'M SURE THE POLICE ARE WORKING ON

01:24I SAID RIGHT NOW

01:26OKAY

01:27I MIGHT HAVE A PLAN

01:29MY INTEL SUGGESTS CHEF'S LYING ABOUT THE TP SITUATION HERE AT THE SCHOOL

01:35YOUR INTEL?

01:36YOU LEARN A LOT ABOUT PEOPLE'S BATHROOM HABITS

01:38WHEN YOUR NOSE IS THE SAME HEIGHT AS THEIR BUTTS

01:40TALK

01:41TALK

01:42HOW COULD YOU?

01:55I'M SORRY I'VE KEPT A SECRET STASH OF TP

01:59WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO USE?

02:01YESTERDAY YOU TOLD ME TO USE A CAN OF SOUP BECAUSE IT WAS THE SAME SHAPE

02:04NO I'M A BAD MAN

02:06BUT THIS IS MY LAST ROLE I SWEAR

02:08THIS IS OURS NOW

02:10YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

02:11CALL THIS NUMBER

02:12OH YOU BETTER BELIEVE I GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT

02:16TOILET PAPER POLICE HOLD PLEASE

02:20OKAY

02:22I CAN TELL THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS VERY SERIOUSLY BY THEIR HIGH QUALITY HOLD MUSIC

02:27WELL WHAT YOU WAITING FOR?

02:31WELL I DON'T THINK THERE'S ENOUGH LEFT ON THIS ROLL TO TAKE CARE OF WHAT I GOT GOING ON

02:36OKAY TMI

02:39WE NEED TO FIND ALL THE TP AND I KNOW HOW WITH THIS

02:44WOW HAROLD WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THE SPY GEAR?

02:48FROM THE SPY STORE

02:50IT WAS KEY TO MAKING THE BATHROOM LOOK COMPLETELY NATURAL

02:54IT'S TOO BAD THAT OUR TP STING HAD TO BE TONIGHT

02:59WE'RE MISSING THE FINALLY OF MASTER DOG CHEF

03:02THAT'S TONIGHT?

03:03QUICK FIND IT

03:04QUICK FIND IT

03:09WOW WHAT A FINALLY

03:11I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DISQUALIFIED REX JUST FOR PEEING ON THE JUDGES

03:15I KNOW

03:16DOG'S GONNA DOG AM I RIGHT?

03:19WAIT

03:20WHY ARE WE WEARING THESE HEADSETS?

03:22THE TOILET PAPER

03:27NO!

03:28WAIT WHAT'S THAT?

03:30I KNOW THAT TALE

03:32TO THE SEWERS

03:34IT'S A MAZE DOWN HERE

03:36HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND THIS SEWER MIKE GUY

03:39DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR MUSIC?

03:42I THINK IT'S COMING FROM OVER THERE

03:44COME ON

03:46WHOA

03:47GUESS WE FOUND OUT WHERE ALL THE TOILET PAPER ENDED UP

03:49LIDAYS AND GENTLEMEN

03:51PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

03:53FOR SEWER MIKE

03:55OH

03:57OH PLEASE

03:58YOU'RE TOO KIND

03:59KOSH WHAT A RECEPTION

04:01THIS IS A LITTLE NUMBER ABOUT THE WORST TOILET INNOVATION EVER

04:06WELL LOW FLOW'S A NO-GO

04:09WHEN YOU GO

04:10HOW I GO

04:11JUST LIKE A RHINO

04:13WEARING A KIMONO

04:14LOW FLOW

04:15NO-GO

04:16RHINO

04:17KIMONO

04:18LET'S FLUSH THE WHOLE THING DOWN

04:22THANK YOU

04:24I SHOULD'VE MENTIONED SEWER MIKE IS WONKY IN THE HEAD

04:27CUZ HE IS

04:29UH OH

04:30OWEN

04:31IS IT TIME?

04:32IT'S OKAY

04:33NO ONE CAN HOLD IT FOREVER

04:34NO IT'S THE SONG

04:36THAT GATOR HAS THE VOICE OF A ROUGH SCANDED ANGEL

04:39GREAT VOICE OR NOT

04:40LET'S RESCUE ALL THIS TP BEFORE SEWER MIKE NOTICES WE'RE HERE

04:44THE LAST THING WE NEED IS TO GET TRAPPED DOWN HERE

04:46WITH AN UNHINGED, KARAOKE SINGING, TOILET PAPER STEALING GATOR

04:51HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE?

04:57DON'T WORRY

04:58CHEF HAS FOR SURE NOTICED WE'RE MISSING

05:00IT'S PROBABLY GONNA COME AROUND THE CORNER TO RESCUE US RIGHT NOW

05:03OR MAYBE NOW

05:04OR NOW

05:05OR NOW

05:06WHERE IS HE?

05:07ARE YOU GONNA EAT US?

05:10MAYBE LATER

05:12RIGHT NOW

05:14I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH MY AUDIENCE

05:16THIS TOILET PAPER BELONGS TO EVERY

05:18SORRY

05:19DID YOU SAY AUDIENCE?

05:20I DID

05:25THEY'RE THE BEST AUDIENCE EVER

05:27KIND

05:28SUPPORTIVE

05:29ULTRA ABSORBENT

05:30I'M NOT SURE HOW ABSORBENCY IS A-

05:31IT ALL STARTED A FEW MONTHS AGO

05:34I JUST RETURNED FROM A PARTY AT A DAYCARE THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A BIT OF A WASHOUT

05:39HE MEANS CHASING KIDS THROUGH THE SEWERS LIKE A BIG DORK BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND

05:44HAVE YOU EVER EATEN ALLIGATOR?

05:45NO

05:46WELL I'VE EATEN KID SO MAYBE LESS INTERRUPTING

05:50ANYWAY I GOT HOME TO FIND THIS GUY

05:55OH

05:57MR. TP YOU'RE ALIVE

05:59I GUESS A TEXT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK

06:02MR. TP WAS MY FIRST AUDIENCE MEMBER

06:05IT WAS A GAME CHANGER

06:07I CRAVED A BIGGER AUDIENCE

06:09SO I WENT UP AND STOLE THEM

06:11AND AS MY AUDIENCE GREW SO DID MY SKILL

06:14UNTIL I BECAME THE GREATEST TALENT IN THE SEWERS

06:20WHAT THE STEALING IS WRONG

06:21ALL THIS TP BELONGS UP THERE

06:23BEFORE IT COMES BACK DOWN HERE

06:25SOUNDS LIKE I ONLY HAVE TWO CHOICES

06:27LET YOU TAKE MY FANS AND LIVE A SAD UNFULFILLED LIFE

06:31OR EAT YOU AND CONTINUE TO BE HAPPY

06:34WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO

06:37SHHH SHHH

06:38HE'S THINKING

06:39I'VE GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT

06:41I'M GONNA EAT YA

06:43WAIT

06:44WHAT IF I GET YOU AN AUDIENCE THAT'S BETTER THAN TOILET PAPER

06:48HMM

06:49HARD TO SAY NO TO THAT

06:50BUT IF THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT

06:52I'LL EAT YOU KIDS TWICE AS HARD

06:54DEAL

06:55DEAL

06:56COOL

06:57I'LL START PREPARING MY VOCAL CHORTS FOR THIS

06:59BETTER AUDIENCE

07:00DA DA DA DA DA DA

07:01THIS IS AMAZING OWEN

07:03HOW'D YOU GET SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW UP

07:05EASY

07:06I PROMISED FREE TP AFTER THE SHOW IF THEY CHEER FOR EVERYTHING

07:09THANK YOU

07:10ENJOY THE SHOW

07:11AND YOUR CLEAN BUTTS

07:13I'M SO NERVOUS

07:15MAYBE THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

07:17STOP

07:18RELAX

07:19YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT SEWER MIKE

07:21YEAH

07:22AND HUMANS ARE KNOWN FOR BEING

07:24FRIENDLY AND NON-JUDGEMENTAL

07:27ESPECIALLY WITH REPTILES

07:29LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

07:30PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR SEWER MIKE

07:33IT'S TIME MIKE

07:34YOU CAN DO THIS

07:35OH, OKAY

07:44I CAN GET USED TO THIS

07:45IT'S WORKING

07:46NOW LET'S GO GET THAT TP

07:48LOFO

07:50NO GO

07:51RHINO

07:52KIMONO

07:53JUST FLUSHED THE WHOLE THING DOWN

07:56THANK YOU

07:58OKAY

07:59THAT ONE'S THE FIRST SONG OF MY NEW ALBUM

08:01I'M MIKE

08:02AND

08:03WE'VE BEEN CLAPPING FOR AN ALLIGATOR

08:06GET YOUR ROTTEN TOMATOES HERE

08:08HA

08:10I KNEW HUMANS COULD NEVER COMPETE WITH MY TP CROWD

08:16I'M GONNA CHUMP THOSE KIDS GOOD WHEN I FIND

08:19EAT

08:21DON'T MAKE ME RUN

08:23DON'T MAKE ME RUN

08:24OH

08:25ELL

08:26DON'T

08:33WAIT

08:34GUYS

08:35THIS IS IT FOR ME

08:36I GOTTA POOF TOO BAD

08:37I JUST NEED A ROLL

08:38AND YOU CAN GO ON WITHOUT ME

08:39NO OWEN

08:40WE'RE ALMOST HOME

08:41LOOK

08:42NOPE

08:43IT'S

08:44IT'S MY TIME

08:45ONE

08:46GROSS

08:47AND TWO

08:48I'VE GOT YOU NOW

08:49QUICK IT UP

08:50WHAT IS THAT?

08:54SOUNDS LIKE THREE KIDS AND A GATOR RIDING A WAGON FULL OF TOILET PAPER

08:59I'M IN THIS EPISODE

09:03YOU KIDS'LL PAY FOR THIS

09:15YOU'LL ALL PAY

09:17THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'VE SEEN OF SEWER MIKE

09:21HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

09:24WELL IT ALL CAME OUT OKAY IN THE END

09:28SPEAK FOR YOURSELF

09:30OH IT'S GONNA GLOW

09:32RUN

09:34CAN SOMEBODY PASS ME THE TEDDY BEAR

09:37DUDDY BEAR

09:39DUDDY BEAR

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