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  • 5/22/2025
After Owen's BBF, Noah, goes through a growth spurt, Owen fears losing his friend and takes drastic action.

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00:00Wow, that's a serious growth spurt, Noah.
00:04It'll be nice having another tall guy around here.
00:07My man.
00:09Can you believe it, dude?
00:11You're a giant now,
00:13which means we're gonna have the best year ever.
00:18I can't...
00:19There you go, buddy.
00:26Alley-oop!
00:30No, Noah!
00:35Yeah!
00:37We're number one!
00:40We're number one!
00:43We sure are, buddy.
00:44What you cheering about?
00:46Did you find a box of bald kittens?
00:48No, I'm cheering about Noah.
00:50Having a tall best friend is gonna be amazing!
00:53Oh, no, it won't!
00:57Ooh, right.
00:58You guys can't read minds like I can.
01:00Look, you two are totally different species now.
01:03Noah's tall, so he'll get treated like a king.
01:05And you're short, so you'll get treated like a dog fart.
01:09I give your friendship another week.
01:11Tops.
01:13Noah?
01:13That's not true.
01:15Is it?
01:16Of course not.
01:17Nothing's gonna change us being BFFs.
01:19Trust me.
01:20Da-da-da-da-da!
01:21Okay, how about two plus two?
01:23Oh, oh, oh, I know.
01:24Two plus two is four.
01:26Noah, that track for you, big guy?
01:28Meh.
01:28From up here, I'd say five.
01:31Nice.
01:32Who cares what these dumb flashcards say?
01:34Five it is!
01:38Hey, kids!
01:39I got a roller coaster installed in the yard.
01:41Come on!
01:42Hold up!
01:46Oh, darn.
01:47Looks like everyone but Noah's too short.
01:49You ready to ride, dude?
01:51Sorry, buddy.
01:52It's a roller coaster.
02:09It's not as fun as it looks.
02:11Go again?
02:11Oh, yeah!
02:13Yay!
02:16Probably less than a week.
02:20Okay, kids.
02:22Today's super fun snack is...
02:24Ants on a log!
02:26I was out of celery, nut, butter, and raisins.
02:29Don't worry, buddy.
02:29I ordered a pizza for us tall guys.
02:33Oh, uh, cool.
02:35Um, but, hey, maybe Owen could join us?
02:38You know, I think he's been getting taller, too.
02:40Buddy, come on.
02:42Owen's still a little kid.
02:43Pete said snack would probably just give him a tummy ache.
02:46Here, go pick it up, would you?
02:47I get to drive your car?
02:49Wow!
02:49Okay!
02:50Oh, Barry, I know Noah said things wouldn't change, but it's sure starting to feel like Izzy was right.
03:03Darn tootin' short stack.
03:05Izzy spits nothing but hard truth.
03:09Noah!
03:11That was epic!
03:14Usually there'd be consequences, but since it's you, come on, let's go eat popcorn and watch kung fu movies.
03:20Okay, that's it.
03:23I need to get taller right now.
03:26Yeah, way less than a week.
03:29I wish I was tall.
03:31I need to go see that genie.
03:39Hi.
03:39I saw you here last summer, but I didn't have anything to wish for.
03:43Now I do.
03:44Please, please, please, let me be tall.
03:51The great Doltar grants one wish.
03:58Oh, you rotten genie.
04:07Huh?
04:09A bottle of growth serum?
04:12Oh, darn.
04:15I spent my last quarter on that genie.
04:18Oh.
04:21Time's not long enough.
04:23I gotta try something else.
04:25I know.
04:28Yes!
04:29Huh?
04:30I'm gonna win the head.
04:32Wait!
04:33No!
04:34I'm not a prize!
04:36Give me the head!
04:38I'm not a prize!
04:42Hey, guys.
04:45Notice anything different?
04:46Yeah, Otha.
04:47Oh, my!
04:50Oh, no.
04:51Owen, what did you do?
04:53Isn't it obvious?
04:55I got tall.
04:56Like you.
04:57Now we can be BFFs again.
05:00We were always gonna be BFFs.
05:02But Izzy said I was a dog fart.
05:05Said it.
05:05Meant it.
05:06Don't regret it.
05:06Not to mention all the love and respect you get for being tall.
05:11Oh, it's not right.
05:13Make it stop!
05:14Make it stop!
05:15Make it...
05:15Ah!
05:16Ah, great.
05:17So, uh, let's go have some tall buddy guy fun.
05:21Come on!
05:25Alley-doom!
05:26What a mess.
05:48I'm surprised everyone's having this kind of reaction to Owen.
05:51I always thought Big Next was sort of cool.
05:53Yeah, not so much.
05:57Oh, uh, can I help you with something?
06:00Yes.
06:01Horatio Zuman Esquire, the world's foremost authority on Mamanditol, the missing link between
06:07giraffe and man.
06:09And I've recently heard reports of a number of Mamanditol sightings right here at your school.
06:13Psst.
06:14Chef, I think he means Owen.
06:16I don't trust this guy.
06:17And what do you intend to do with Owen, I mean the giraffe boy, if we actually have one?
06:23I'll put him on display in my zoo of oddities, of course.
06:27I don't know.
06:28Owen might actually enjoy living in a zoo.
06:30Where I'd feed him only the finest acacia leaves, fruits and nuts.
06:34Owen would hate eating salad.
06:36Well, I'm afraid we have no idea which stocky blonde Owen you're even talking about.
06:41Ha ha ha!
06:42Ha ha ha!
06:43Ha ha ha!
06:43Ha ha ha!
06:44Ha ha ha!
06:45Maybe this enormous check will change your mind.
06:48Wow, that's a lot of zeros.
06:52Chef!
06:53Ugh, not interested.
06:55Well, if you won't sell them, Mamanditol, I'll be on my way.
06:59And certainly not scheming how to snatch the creature where no one is looking.
07:02Ha ha ha!
07:03Ha ha ha!
07:04Ha ha ha!
07:04Well, you heard him, Tom Ego.
07:06Nothing to worry about.
07:08Da da da da da da da da.
07:10No!
07:10Owen, find your best hiding spot in case Zoomin comes back.
07:13On it!
07:14Ha ha ha!
07:16Okay.
07:17I cannot be the only one that wants to stop some creep from putting Owen in a zoo.
07:22Well!
07:25Noah, relax.
07:26You got another big neck BFF right here, remember?
07:30Look, Chef, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but we are not BFFs.
07:35Roller coasters and driving cars through walls is fun, but Owen, he'll always be my best friend.
07:41But, but...
07:43Never took a single lesson!
07:50What do you say, guys?
07:52Think of all the times Owen risked it all for us!
07:55Like when he defeated those evil snowmen.
08:01We got rid of those aliens who were trying to destroy the planet.
08:05Or when he saved the world from pudding!
08:10That was a lot of pudding.
08:12Those aliens were mean.
08:14I don't remember any of that.
08:16So you'll help me save them?
08:17How?
08:18Zoomin will never give up!
08:20Owen's too rare and special!
08:22Yeah.
08:24But what if he wasn't?
08:27Da da da da da da da!
08:29Okay.
08:30I know this is a long shot, but it's our only hope.
08:33I was born for this job.
08:36Aaaaaa!
08:37Ah-ha!
08:44I've got you now!
08:47Dead end!
08:49Ah!
08:49Yes, the only Mamander Ptolemy in the entire world.
08:54And you're all mine!
08:55Ahem!
08:57Huh?
08:57What?
08:58But how?
08:59Gee, sorry, mister, but it looks like Owen's not quite as rare and special as you thought he was.
09:04Yeah, what are you gonna do?
09:06Stick us all in your weird animal jail?
09:08Ha-ha-ha!
09:09Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:12Great plan, Noah.
09:13Nice doing business with you.
09:16That is a lot of zeros.
09:19Well, I guess we live in a zoo now.
09:21Could be worse.
09:22At least I'm with my best friend.
09:24All right, lovelies.
09:26Feeding time.
09:27All the salad you can eat.
09:29What?
09:30No!
09:33Let me out of here!
09:34Please!
09:35Help!
09:36Help!

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