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Total DramaRama S02E47 Life of Pie
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10/7/2024
Owen, Jude, and Izzy bring a pizza to life and help him find a new purpose instead of being eaten.
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00:00
Hi, guys. What are you doing?
00:02
Dude, we're washing Chef's car.
00:04
Why bother? It'll just get destroyed by the end of the episode.
00:07
Yep, but Chef said if we clean his car, he'd get us a pizza!
00:12
Move over!
00:18
Whoa!
00:20
Well, look at that. I've never seen my car so clean. I'm proud of you.
00:24
Tux Chief, where's the pizza?
00:26
I am a man of my word.
00:28
You want it? You want it? Oh, and want a pizza? Bitch!
00:33
Ow! Chef, this pizza's frozen!
00:37
I promised pizza. I never said it would be hot.
00:40
Aw, man. If only there was a way to make cold things not cold.
00:45
Yeah, like a, uh, hotening reverso-frigerator.
00:49
Ugh. Oven. It's called an oven.
00:54
Oven. It's called an oven. All we need to do is cook the pizza.
01:00
I'll put it in the oven. I'm the only one here with a junior baker badge.
01:05
Hey, it's just a drawing! How have I never noticed this?
01:09
No oven? Goodbye, cold, cruel pizza!
01:14
Flying kites is scary.
01:16
Relax, buddy. I gotcha.
01:21
Totally not my fault.
01:23
Oh, no. I forgot to cut my sandwich in half.
01:33
And there goes Chef's car.
01:35
Hey, you called it.
01:39
It almost hit the defibrillator.
01:41
The defibri-whatty?
01:43
It's the machine doctors use to shock your heart back to life.
01:47
Uh-oh. Clear!
01:50
Far out! It cooked the pizza!
01:53
That's beautiful.
01:58
You're alive!
02:00
I sure am.
02:01
You can talk?
02:03
Yep. I speak the official language of whatever country this show's currently airing in.
02:07
I'm Pete.
02:08
Pizza, nice to meet you.
02:10
To be honest, we should have seen this coming.
02:12
How?
02:13
Yo, this is wicked!
02:17
Yeah, let's eat him.
02:19
I like this guy.
02:22
Excuse us for a moment, Pete. We'll be right back.
02:25
Owen, Pete is alive!
02:27
Yeah, what are you thinking, dude? I'm thinking we eat him.
02:31
What's Chef's rule about things that talk?
02:34
Owen, that's a pull-string doll.
02:36
Hello.
02:38
Owen, that's a parakeet.
02:42
Hello.
02:44
Owen, that's Cody.
02:46
Hello.
02:48
If it talks, you can't eat it.
02:50
Correct. Now let's go back and be nice to our new guest.
02:54
So, Pete, how about we show you around?
02:56
Sure. I guess I have time for a taste of school life.
03:02
I'm sure if I try really, really, really hard, I can be friends with a pizza.
03:07
I just have to not think about biting into his hot, delicious, cheesy face.
03:14
That's all I can think about.
03:25
Shoot! Shoot! Go! Shoot!
03:35
Sorry.
03:37
Owen, I know that was hard, but I think you're doing really well.
03:41
Way to eat your own hangries.
03:44
Thanks, guys.
03:45
Hey, gang. Today has been a total slice.
03:48
But now that we're done, who's ready to eat me?
03:52
You want us to eat you?
03:54
Dig in! Come on! There's plenty of me to go around.
03:57
What is happening?
04:01
Why would you want us to eat you?
04:03
I'm a pizza. It's my purpose in life.
04:05
Every pizza has a piping hot wish, an ooey-gooey dream that they'll be enjoyed
04:11
and deliver a smile to people's faces.
04:13
We should have seen this coming.
04:15
You need to stop saying that.
04:16
This was my dad.
04:18
Oh, he loved parties. He only went to one.
04:22
Yup, he got eaten.
04:24
My grandfather loved traveling and music.
04:27
He got eaten by hippies on their way to Woodstock.
04:30
Pretty rock and roll, if you ask me.
04:32
And here is my great-grandfather.
04:35
He served his country by being served to his country.
04:39
I just hope someday I get to fulfill my purpose the way they fulfilled theirs.
04:43
Guys, I think Pete is saying it's his destiny to be grinded.
04:48
What Jude said. Let's eat!
04:50
No!
04:53
Stop! Pete only wants to be eaten because that's all he knows.
04:58
Yeah, for the first time ever, Courtney's right.
05:02
What?
05:03
Pete, let us show you what else the world has to offer before you decide.
05:08
I'd rather be eaten while I'm hot, but okay, show me what you got.
05:12
Pete, there's so much to live for, like watching TV.
05:17
I never knew love could feel like this.
05:20
So real, so rich, so perfect.
05:24
Until I tried Pete Zuvia's Pizza.
05:27
So ooey gooey good that eating it is the best thing you'll ever...
05:32
I've got an even better thing to show you.
05:35
Welcome to the Petting Zoo.
05:37
Due to budget cuts, the only animals we have are rats.
05:41
Filthy, sharp-toothed, cheese-loving rats.
05:44
Pete!
05:47
This is a pie-eating contest. They're super fun because...
05:50
Today's pie will be pizza!
05:54
We should go.
05:56
See, Pete? There are so many things to live for, right?
06:00
There sure are. And now that I've seen them, who wants to eat me?
06:05
I think it's time we let the circle of life spin.
06:09
It's his purpose.
06:12
Wait, you keep saying it's your purpose.
06:15
What if we found you a new purpose?
06:18
Well...
06:19
Pete, if you could be anything, anything at all, what would it be?
06:23
I can think of three things. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
06:27
Let's think outside the pizza box.
06:30
You could be a stuntman. Give it a try!
06:33
I'm too ooey gooey!
06:36
You could be an astronaut.
06:39
My toppings!
06:41
You could work here in the Parmesan factory.
06:46
This is your worst idea yet.
06:49
Thank you. You've really given me some food for thought.
06:52
Now how about I be food for you?
06:54
Tough, but fair.
06:56
Let's eat!
06:57
No! We have to save Pete from himself!
06:59
Whoa! Where'd he go?
07:03
That's weird. I don't remember ordering pizza.
07:06
But I'd be a fool to turn down free mystery food left on my porch.
07:10
Eat me!
07:12
Talking pizza!
07:14
Okay, let's do this.
07:16
Stop!
07:17
Sorry, Pete, but this is for your own good!
07:20
It burns! What is this?
07:22
Pineapple! Now nobody will ever eat you!
07:25
Pineapple? Forget that!
07:29
Please, just eat me!
07:31
You're a talking pizza! We can't!
07:34
If the talking bothers you, I can... I can be more quiet.
07:38
Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!
07:43
That's actually much worse.
07:46
Dudes, this Pete guy is totally harshing my mellow.
07:50
I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
07:52
maybe if we just had one slice he'd snap out of it.
07:55
But the pineapple!
07:58
I say we re-freeze him!
08:00
Let someone from the future figure it out!
08:03
Sweet plan!
08:04
Okay, okay. We'll need some kind of coldifying bizarro oven.
08:10
I'll put him in the freezer. Come on.
08:14
No! I'll never get them all off!
08:18
And I'll never fulfill my purpose in life!
08:22
What? Those kids didn't even touch their pizza!
08:25
Oh, I see why. Pineapple.
08:30
Eh, waste not, want not.
08:35
Ooey gooey good.
08:37
You monster! He was our friend!
08:39
Really? Well, that'll teach you to make friends with something so delicious.
08:43
Even with pineapple, maybe the best pizza I ever had.
08:50
Goodbye, Pete. I love Zah, but never loved a Zah the way that I loved you.
08:58
Hey, everybody!
08:59
Pete!
09:01
No ghosts in school. Rules are rules.
09:03
Zip it, pineapple breath!
09:05
I want to thank you kids for showing this pizza a great day.
09:09
And thank you, chef, for helping me achieve my true purpose.
09:13
I'm the happiest pizza who's ever lived.
09:15
And the only pizza who's ever lived.
09:17
I'll always be with you.
09:24
Well, he's not going to be with me much longer.
09:29
What a crazy day!
09:31
A loving memory of Pete Zah.
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