Barstool Pizza Review - Sawtelle's Pizza (Kingston, MA) Bonus Marylou's Review presented by Mugsy - video Dailymotion

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00:00Alright, pizza review time, Satellis, is that the name of it, where it's still in Kingston?

00:24Satellis, alright.

00:26Brought to you by Mugs of Jeans.

00:28Like I said, this is a 31 waist, a little bit stretchy, good cock pants, kids show.

00:36Put in your email, you get 20% off after you buy them.

00:39People ask where they get, look at this, straight off the rack, don't have to do anything, it

00:43fit me perfect.

00:44Satellis, we're in Kingston, people are going to say, why didn't you go to A3, why didn't

00:48you go to A3?

00:49Closed.

00:50Closed.

00:51The schedule is what the schedule is, flying out of Plymouth, closed.

00:54So Satellis, also, Greek pizza, Greek pizza, Greek pizza, makes sense by how this looks

00:59like Greek pizza.

01:02They should be serving roast beef sandwiches in there.

01:06Maybe they do.

01:09Nah, I don't think they do.

01:21But if it's this type of pizza, I feel like it should come with a three way.

01:25Anyways, one bite, everyone knows the rules.

01:27Also, it's next door to a Mary Lou's.

01:31As a guy who lived in Abington for a long time, South Shore people will go, they'll

01:38fight you to your death for Mary Lou's.

01:40Like Mary Lou's is better than Dunk's, first of all, Dunk's is an institution, but they'll

01:46fight you on it.

01:47So I'm going to do a bonus Mary Lou's review after this.

01:50Weirdly, I used to think Mary Lou's made me more tired.

01:54I can't explain it.

01:55I would drink Mary Lou's, I'd fall asleep.

01:58Their gimmick, I don't know if they still do it nowadays, they used to be like pretty

02:00girls in like bikinis, I think, serving it.

02:02I don't think they do that anymore.

02:04One bite, everyone knows the rules, Satellis.

02:07That is an undercarriage that I, it's a horror story.

02:11That's a scary story, that undercarriage.

02:14Ouch.

02:15What's up?

02:16Hi, how are you?

02:17Good, how are you?

02:18Good.

02:19You love the pizza?

02:20I haven't had it yet.

02:21It's very hot.

02:22We are the new owners.

02:25You guys are the new owners?

02:26Yes.

02:27Satellis?

02:28Can we take a picture with you?

02:29Yes.

02:31So the question would be, who's going to take the picture?

02:34Someone needs a phone.

02:35Okay.

02:36Okay, that's fine.

02:37Right, a phone can't, right, we can't take it ourselves.

02:38You want the picture.

02:39Ready?

02:40Yep.

02:41All right, this guy, this stranger will take the picture.

02:43All right, here we go.

02:44Here we go.

02:45Here we go, boys.

02:47All right, all right, now, he has the picture.

02:49One second with my phone.

02:52Thank you, Austin.

02:53I appreciate it.

02:54That's Austin.

02:55Yep.

02:56Yep.

02:57There we go.

02:59There we go.

03:00Thank you so much.

03:01Nice to see you.

03:02Any drink, please?

03:03No, I'm good, thank you.

03:04I appreciate it.

03:05Okay, thank you.

03:06Nice to meet you guys.

03:07Good luck.

03:09It's actually light.

03:10This is, if you're going to do Greek pizza, make it light like this.

03:12This is, I thought I was going to hate it, I don't hate it.

03:17I really thought I was going to have a random person take the picture.

03:24Look at that.

03:28If you like Greek pizza, bang.

03:30Hey, you want to get one of these?

03:32No, I'm not getting one of those fancy pudding things.

03:37You know what?

03:41Probably really on the lower scale of pizza I like style-wise, but this is really good

03:46for this style.

03:47It's light.

03:48It's good.

03:49It's fresh.

03:50It's super light.

03:51I'm going to go, this is going to be a shockingly high score for these guys.

03:53I'm going to go 7.4.

03:55I thought this was going to be 6 forever.

03:58This pizza is so light and fluffy.

04:00I ain't mad at it.

04:01Now let's do the bonus Mary Lou's.

04:02What did you give it for a score?

04:037.4.

04:047.4?

04:05Which was higher than I thought it was.

04:06I don't know.

04:07I've had it a couple times.

04:08All right.

04:09All right.

04:10Average Greek pizza.

04:11Right.

04:12All right.

04:15So bonus.

04:16Oh, hey, guys.

04:17What's going on?

04:19Yeah, thank you.

04:21Thank you for coming in here.

04:22Thank you for having the pizza.

04:30A little thank you off there is what we had also.

04:32I knew, listen, I knew I was in the middle of a thank you off, two thank yous in.

04:36I'm like, I'm going to bash these guys over the head with thank yous.

04:40Pizza's pretty good.

04:42Mary Lou's bonus coffee review. I kind of said this is one of those things like

04:46you know how North Shore has beef? South Shore just has Mary Lou's. They're

04:49everywhere. And the lady in there, which I like, is how Mary Lou's. She's like you

04:53know who I'm sending this to? I'm like no. She's like Mary Lou. Mary Lou's

04:58still kicking apparently. She's like yeah she loves when people come in. So Mary

05:02Lou, this is a bonus. Only South Shore Mary Lou. I think they only have women.

05:06Maybe I'm making that up. This is better than I remember. I just go cold blue

05:13black. Whatever. We'll give it an 8.1 for the Mary Lou.

05:19This is it. Sending it to Mary Lou. We got the construction people. Hey fellas.

05:26Here's to you Mary Lou. That was trying to do. Here's to you Mrs. Robinson. Jesus

05:34loves you more than... But like I said, I'm not a lyric guy. That's why I struggled

05:38with Zac Brown, even though people are saying I fucking absolutely killed it.

05:45Zac Brown.

05:52Zac Brown is another musical artist.

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