00:00Welcome back. Thank you. Welcome to Canada. Thank you. The first prez to be here. You know, the prez we can use during a tariff. Yeah, that's correct. We'll heal a lot of relations. So you just come with us. We have a driver. Get in the car. We're going to bring you back. We're going to bring you back by 2 o'clock. So you'll get me back here by 2? I'll bring you here by 2, 2.15, the ladies. Guaranteed, Dave. We already changed it 15 minutes. No. It's just in that one thing. 2 o'clock, Paul. We've got to have him back. Sign a sponsorship deal with Audi this time. Yeah. Drive your own car. All right. Hold on. Let's go. I've got to take you to the West End. I've got to represent West Side. Let's go.
00:30Drive for Life.
00:42I guarantee this is the last time Dave's going to meet a guy with the last name lasagna.
00:46We'll wait until my daughter makes the more my son. That's true. All right. Pizza review time. We are in Toronto. Terraza. We are back with the Greek. Cousin Paul.
00:56Drum roll. Let's go, Dave. Dave's in town.
00:58You've got to check Pizza Gigi. If you don't go to Pizza Gigi, it's a shave. That's the oldest pizza. All right. I'll do Pizza Gigi. I'll come find you.
01:06How long has this place been here? A little over a year. A little over a year. A little over a year. Oh, I'm back. This is our guy.
01:12I told you I live around the corner. Dave, can you take a picture with Cousin Paul? Yeah, of course, sir.
01:15If things go wrong with me and my wife, I get him in the divorce. You want us to take you right now? What does that mean? Get in the car with us. They can follow you. Let's go. Come on.
01:22Do our people even know where we're going? If they're good, they're going to follow us. And the guy who owns this name is Frankie Lasagna. Real name.
01:29This guy, Frankie Lasagna, he almost caught Aaron Judge's historic ball. He missed it. It was his claim to fame. He became very popular in Toronto because he almost caught the ball and his last name's Lasagna.
01:40He dropped it? He missed it. I mean, it was under his glove. And that launched him to fame?
01:45Landed in the bullpen. Yeah, this is Canada, bro. Almost your ninth place ribbons do well.
01:49What is this about, like, missing a home run ball? This is all he was talking about.
01:53What? You said he got famous. You don't remember me? No. Dave, come on. Right here. That's me right here.
01:58How close were you to catch it? Four inches. So you just touched your glove?
02:03They touched this guy's glove. They all teased me a bit. Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel. It's the craziest 3D in my life.
02:09We're here for the Bitcoin conference. And obviously, we had to check in with the Greek. We're like, we're here. So he's taking us where we've got to go. These are his spots, his recommendations.
02:22Correct. Buddy, you're going to have a great experience. Right.
02:25Listen, Dave, when you go see the pizza maker, I have, like, a formula when I see the pizza maker. I like the pizza maker to resemble, like, Super Mario or Luigi.
02:33Yeah, yeah. I'm not into Where's Waldo. Yeah.
02:35Do you know what I mean? Like, some of these guys that are making pizza now, they think they're curing cancer. It's like, calm down. You know, like, be friendly, be nice. And you support a local business.
02:44Yes, correct. Correct.
02:46So he's calling this old school Terrazza. One bite, everybody knows the rules. We didn't get here the first time. Place is very cool on the inside. We got Frankie Lasagna's whole story, which almost seemed borderline not believable.
02:58Like, see, there we go. There we go. What are you guys fucking laughing about?
03:05Terrible.
03:07Exactly.
03:08Uh, so, here we go. One bite, everybody knows the rules. We won't let that get in. What is that Toronto hospitality there?
03:15That's terrible. Terrible. There's old school, and then there's low school.
03:20There's no school.
03:25Daddy!
03:25It was good.
03:28Eight, four.
03:30And now you guys have got a full Italian menu, right?
03:33Yes.
03:34Because the pasta looked great. Everything looked great.
03:39I'm going to go...
03:40Nine, one.
03:43These kids don't know the scale at all.
03:46I've given them one nine since 2023. It was the other day.
03:50It was good quality pizza. I'm going to go...
03:52Seven, four on it?
03:55That's pretty good.
03:56That's right in the middle.
03:57It's good score.
03:58And a 9-5 human being right there.
03:59And as we always say, Frankie Lasagna's the real deal.
04:05It's a family mom and pop, the wife over there.
04:07So everything about it, highly recommend.
04:10Great sitting area, too.
04:12Look at the pasta.
04:13Look at the gorgonzola pasta.
04:14Zoom in on that.
04:15That looks phenomenal.
04:16So 7-4, Terrazza, Frankie Lasagna.
04:22That's a review.
04:22The first one on the Greek recommendation.
04:25There you go.
04:25That's a review.
04:26Very good.
04:28You guys welcome?
04:30All right, guys.
04:30Back to class.
04:32See you guys.
04:33Hey, take a photo.
04:34Husband and wife.
04:35Let's go.
04:35Yeah, let's go.
04:36Well, Dave wants a picture with Frankie Lasagna.
04:38He's going to give me a yellow.
04:39He's going to give me a red card.
04:40We're going to pay him.
04:41I'm going to pay him.
04:42Don't worry.
04:43No, I'm going to.
04:43No, no, no.
04:45The pizza is on us.
04:47I don't know if he gets the record.
04:49Why?
04:50I don't.
04:51No, no, no.
04:52The drinks are on the house.
04:55No, I'm not.
04:55Robert De Niro, Goodfellas.
04:57I've seen that movie none and all.
04:59Goodfellas is like aspirin.
05:00You can do that once a day, once a week.
05:01I know.
05:02Godfather's like an antibiotic.
05:04That one you have to dissect.
05:04Yeah, honk at this person like the cyclist over here.
05:08Top of the food chain, Toronto, cyclists.
05:10I remember you.
05:11This is crazy.
05:12This is crazy.
05:13You know, everybody's got to ride a bike.
05:14I'm going to take my dad to his doctor's appointments with a tandem bike.
05:17It's crazy.
05:17They make the zigzags.
05:18They're not allowed to come in this.
05:19It's like a maze.
05:20They block it for the bike lane.
05:21They want everybody on the main roads.
05:23I remember.
05:23I think last time we were here, you complained about the bikes.
05:26I'll continue again if you want.
05:27I know that.
05:28Chapter two, chapter three.
05:29Season two of bike lanes.
05:30Like, bikes are, they're great, but they're not the main, they shouldn't be the main transportation
05:37in a winterized city.
05:39I know world-class cities have them.
05:41We get that.
05:41But they, they're at the top of the food chain.
05:44How many hours a day do you guys complain about the bikes?
05:49Depends on who you meet with, right?
05:50If you're, it's crazy.
05:52And then if you complain against them, you get canceled.
05:54Never assume someone in charge knows what they're doing.
