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  • 2/1/2024
Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
Transcript
00:00 Bald or bush?
00:01 Bush, baby!
00:02 Why bush?
00:02 Because you gotta search for it.
00:04 Make me work for it.
00:05 You go like this, yo.
00:06 Thank you for the demonstration.
00:11 How about you?
00:11 Fair skin. That's all I got.
00:13 He's a virgin.
00:13 I can tell.
00:14 Bald or bush?
00:15 You know what? At this point in life, I'll take what I can get.
00:17 Very fair.
00:18 Bald or bush?
00:19 I would say bald, but like bush right now. Like, I'm not gonna lie.
00:22 She braids it.
00:22 Sometimes it's more like a French braid, sometimes more like a Dutch braid if it's longer.
00:26 Oh! What about a fishtail?
00:27 Not advanced enough for that.
00:28 Okay.
00:29 Bald or bush?
00:30 Bald through and through. Not even close.
00:31 It's bald. It's bald.
00:33 F*** the bush. No!
00:34 It's bald. It's bald.
00:35 Wow!
00:36 It's bald, bro.
00:37 What did the bush ever do to you?
00:38 No bush. No! No!
00:40 Okay, now I heard. I heard that. Thank you.
00:42 Bald or bush?
00:43 Bald.
00:44 Why?
00:44 I don't know. I just felt like that was the right call.
00:46 You just wanted to like make it fair because you can't grow a beard?
00:49 He couldn't grow facial hair if he tried. I'm not even gonna lie.
00:52 I can tell.
00:52 Like, I just shaved. I can grow a little bit.
00:54 You missed a spot, but...
00:55 I missed a spot? Where?
00:56 Just keep going.
00:58 The reason that he's like that is because his girlfriend broke up with him over the weekend.
01:01 And he's not over it yet, and so he's trying to be like at his top again.
01:05 He's been going to the gym a lot. He's still really f***ing small, but...
01:08 He's been going to the gym a lot.
01:09 He's trying to look clean-shaven because he can't get over his girlfriend.
01:12 I think you're the damaged one here.
01:14 I'll be honest. My ex-girlfriend made out with my stepdad over the weekend.
01:17 It hit me like a truck. I've been projecting onto other people.
01:20 I'm sorry about that.
01:20 Bald or bush?
01:22 As long as you're not Chewbacca.
01:23 A little bit well-groomed, but not all the way, because you kind of look like a Ken doll at that point.
01:28 Not Chewbacca, not a Ken doll.
01:30 Maybe a pug is a good happy medium.
01:32 But we're not thinking about bestiality right now. That's so bad.
01:34 I didn't go there.
01:36 Thumbs off to you.
01:37 Oh, no.
01:37 I never thought you wanted a f***ing Ken or Chewbacca or a pug.
01:41 Bald or bush? What are you picking?
01:43 I ain't going to discriminate.
01:44 He just doesn't want to get canceled.
01:45 Bald or bush?
01:46 I'm going with landing strip.
01:48 Oh, a little twist.
01:50 Yeah, a little like down the middle.
01:52 It's meant like a twist on the options.
01:54 Bald or bush?
01:55 We like the bush. There needs to be a forest. You know what I'm saying?
01:58 Something to explore.
01:59 Something to clean the nut out of. You feel me?
02:00 Yeah.
02:01 I'll create a wildfire.
02:03 Bald or bush?
02:04 If it ain't shaved, it ain't right.
02:05 F*** is f***ing so I don't discriminate.
02:07 Have you ever asked your boyfriend, bald or bush, to hem and see what he wants?
02:11 He's a real man, so he doesn't care.
02:13 Damn!
02:14 Bald or bush?
02:15 Bald.
02:15 Why?
02:16 I don't know. It just makes more sense.
02:17 What doesn't make sense about a bush?
02:19 I don't know. I don't know.
02:20 Yeah, that could work too, I guess.
02:22 So you do like bushes?
02:24 That's a hard question.
02:25 Depending on the season.
02:26 Yeah, sure.
02:27 During winter, you might need something warm to cuddle up next to.
02:31 I guess that's a possibility, yeah.
02:33 Bald or bush?
02:34 Bush.
02:34 Bush.
02:35 Why?
02:35 You got a little bit of flavor in there. You got to get all the juices in there.
02:37 A little extra body wash?
02:39 F*** right.
02:39 Bald or bush?
02:41 Bush, of course.
02:42 I'm going to say bald. I'm here for business. I ain't here to explore the jungle.
02:45 I do a lot of searching. I ain't going to lie.
02:47 You got to pick and choose your battles.
02:49 I like to be able to see what I'm doing. I don't want to f***.
02:51 I think the first step is probably taking the glasses off.
02:54 I ain't doing the f***ing thing with the glasses.
02:56 I got glasses.
02:57 Glasses.
02:58 Any help with your sight you can get.
03:00 Bald or bush?
03:01 Yeah, I want a job in the future.
03:03 Bald or bush?
03:04 Bald is the move. I feel like men, we always have this reputation of having to shave, having to be that clean person.
03:10 I feel like for women, I mean, you should at least put up the same kind of effort for us.
03:15 Bald or bush?
03:16 Bald with a capital.
03:17 Bald.
03:17 B-A-L-D.
03:19 Bald.
03:20 Bald!
03:20 Thank you.
03:23 [Whoosh]
03:24 [Music]

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